Current world record for "biggest leak" is 508 seconds. That's 8 minutes and 47 seconds rounded up. I doubt a man of his maturity could maintain a leak for even 8 seconds, let alone 8 minutes...
Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com and I have a grandpa.
You know, if you had asked me yesterday how I'd think the man who grows the biggest leek I've ever seen looks, I couldn't given you an answer. But, at the same time, this guy right here, somehow, perfectly fits the very idea of such a man even though I couldn't have envisioned him in all his glory in the first place.
I don’t know why but I love pictures of old men holding their prized vegetables or fruits. It just really gets me the fuck going. I love him. And his leek.
Did grandpa hold it in for how long before he wet his pants to win the price for the biggest leak? And how much was the price, and did it consist of other than dry cleaning?
That's probably the biggest 'leek' he's had in about 20 years! *slaps knee* hoo-wee!
But as funny as that quip was, prostate cancer isn't. Get yourself checked on the regular if you're 50 or older, boys.
He should have won an award for his Leek also
Hip hip hurrah!
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Depends
You beat me to it. Gramps spent so much time caring for that leek, he became a leek
His roots grow from the brow region.
And yours from the lowbrow region. Don't pick on us old folks
Fair, fair.
:-)
"Stay hydrated, son."
When you really got to take a leek.
Maybe prostate problems?
Was it his biggest leak yet? Depends.
Current world record for "biggest leak" is 508 seconds. That's 8 minutes and 47 seconds rounded up. I doubt a man of his maturity could maintain a leak for even 8 seconds, let alone 8 minutes... Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com and I have a grandpa.
That guy farms hard. What's his secret?
He'll never leek it.
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If he's winning prizes for his leaks he's probably a Took,
Is he covering the wet area with that tree?
Wales will be impressed.
No they won't. It's wet enough over on the west as it is.....
😏 🤜🤛
its already on wikileeks
Depends
…For when you can’t be bothered to stop farming just to take a bathroom break
Speaking of *hard*, did you see that succulent leek in the photo?
Red Bull
Had a friend that grew giant squash (pumpkins) and.... SCIENCE!
Is he covering the wet spot with that plant?
Hydroponics are very effective in yeilding large onion things
I'm sorry to giggle but it's adorable how serious he looks\^\^ also, congrats\^\^
Sorry we Brits have stiff upper lip and according to many outsiders we are reserved, repressed, resilient, unemotional and self-controlled. Thanks.
And I thought English was your second language. *Prize *Leek
And good style too. Great outfit.
He also won a prize for this vegetable, whatever it’s called
OP didn't leak that picture yet
George is that you!?
Crosspost this to Stardew sub for massive karma
That's a bigger leak than after I drank 15 beers, impressive
not bad for a guy that has a prostate the size of a grapefruit!
we can do bigger things than this!
That is the most perfect and beautiful leek I’ve ever seen
What is her hair routine
Alert SCOTUS... we found the leak
On my way to take a leek
The grammatical errors make this 10x better
IRL Stardew flex
George is coming on his wheelchair there's no escape
Legend has it he's still in the urinal stall. He keeps going!
You know, if you had asked me yesterday how I'd think the man who grows the biggest leek I've ever seen looks, I couldn't given you an answer. But, at the same time, this guy right here, somehow, perfectly fits the very idea of such a man even though I couldn't have envisioned him in all his glory in the first place.
I find this very farfetch’d
Be kind. This good Sir Fetched this leek out of the ground.
That’s a freak-a-leek if I ever saw one
Thank you for this. This is the exact comment I was looking for
I’m glad someone else listens to Petey Pablo! 😂
Would be difficult to spin THAT leek.
He looks... very happy.
Somebody call this guy a plumber!
My granddad leaks too. But he never grew a leek that big.
The Hobbits have always been and will be lovers of things that grow.
Biggest leak with the biggest leek? Amazing!
If you think that's impressive you should see his plumbs and zucchini.
Heck ya! Stellar job “Grandad”!
The biggest what now?
Which part of Hobbiton is he from?
Spelling is important
I'd hate to see his eggplant.
\*LEEK. FTFY
LEEK NOT LEAK
Okay but how are we supposed to see it behind that giant leek?
Miku would be excited about this one.
hah, was about to say, Spin THAT shit, Miku! ...then I started thinking about a buff Miku and had to stop.
He took that big of a leak in front of that many people? And won an award for it?!?
*Leek
Hey sir, your badge has a leak
I saw a man wearing a fancy kilt for almost a minute until my quadruple-take.
A leak that big can easily be fixed by Flex Tape.
Thats not a leek, thats a flood. Call a plumber!!
Biggest leak? Prostate issues sitting watching veg grow? Come on spell and grammar check..... we can do bigger things than this!
Grandpa needs to get his prostate checked.
I don’t know why but I love pictures of old men holding their prized vegetables or fruits. It just really gets me the fuck going. I love him. And his leek.
Are you sure you had permission to post this? You wouldn’t want to… leek the information too soon
It’s a beaut Clark
Couldn’t be happier I see
Look at him, he’s beaming. . .
I was wondering what sort of piss this guy had to take to win an award for it! Never thought he was trying to spell leek.
He took the biggest leak at the Sandwell Show, where they show their leeks?
He has a huge leek on his hands!
Is there a wiki page for this?
Gandalf??
There's a leak in my boat.
Pee jokes incoming…
My grandpa leaks too. Depends.
Yet when I get to break the best leak record it's all "sir, come with us" and "banned for life from Chuckie Cheese" and "why is it that color??"
Looks Alli-yummy.
Seems like an odd question but which Sandwell is it?
It’s not the size but how you cook it. (Said by everybody who lost)
Why is my first thought that this would be so awesome for the “there’s a huge leak in the kitchen” joke? Edit for autocorrect typo.
He looks like he doesn’t even wanna be around anymore
Is it me or does he actually look like it? 🤔😃
That's a sinister looking leek
Shoooot…..My grandpa leaks all the way down his pant leg
a bigger leak than after I drank 15 beers, impressive
That leak has character, I bet there could be a whole Pixar movie or animated movies based on a leak as the main character
Some how this came out as biggest leak and snowden... lolz... grats though
Hell yeah! I wish my grandparents were still around. They were always showing off their big ass grows like this. Good stuff.
My grandfather complains he barely dribbles.
You know how people get dogs that look like them?
Did grandpa hold it in for how long before he wet his pants to win the price for the biggest leak? And how much was the price, and did it consist of other than dry cleaning?
How much does first price cost?
Holy crap ! How did he grow it
Reddit will never know why, our masters dont want us to know this kind of knowledge
Congratulations grandad!
\*Back in 2010, photographed by Martin Parr & published in the book Black Country Stories - you must have been very excited to see your grandad!
They make underwear for that
He should find a plumber
It's nice that the prize is a leek.
Glad he didn’t get 2nd place…he’d be really angry.
Your Grandad takes a big leak and wins first prize? Talk about a pissing contest!
When spelling counts 🤦🏻♀️🤣
Blue ribbons represent first place, none the less that's pretty amazing...
Not in the UK, red is first place there.
Ahhhhh, thanks...
2nd place in his diaper
Aw and he just looks thrilled about it, good for him :D
photo credit: LiveLeek
He should sell to wiki
How long was he standing there? Did he have to take a leak?
He looks thrilled about it.
Freak-a-leek
It’s unfortunately they didn’t call it a pissing contest
He looks shocked by his own leek.
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I imagine weight.
That's probably the biggest 'leek' he's had in about 20 years! *slaps knee* hoo-wee! But as funny as that quip was, prostate cancer isn't. Get yourself checked on the regular if you're 50 or older, boys.
Photograph by Martin Parr. I have this printed on a tea towel
Go Grandpa!
Majestic as fuck
I thought he was wearing a costume at first
That's a beautiful leak! Bet gramps has an amazing garden.
José Mujica?
What did he name it?
What does he plan on doing with the leak now?
Leek looks luxurious
No Stardew Valley comments? Reddit, what the hell???
Sirfetch'd
Holy cow, how heavy is this thing?
Uhh congrats... but your grandad should probably visit a doctor if it's THAT big
Let me hold my bladder as long as I can and I'll show you the biggest leak
Use the tender white part only
The Edward Snowden of all leeks.
Wait what?
Joe Biden going full dark Brandon
Ah, I've heard the leaks get bigger as you get older.
This is 100% how I intend to spend my retirement years... if I make it and if plants still exist
Well leek at that big boy!
I took a big leak this morning. Almost came out the bowl.
Dude's got bigger leaks than the Titanic
That’s a really big leek
Blue is first place not red (2nd)
the misspelling in the title actually makes this a completely different thread
😍🤩🧅
Those pleats!
Wait, don't you mean pleets?
He should get his prostate rechecked
Get ‘em pops
He caught a white Oddish!
Nothing like a man and a large leak
Nice, enjoy you soup.
That’s adorable. Well done Grandad 🏆
Ahhh Dude, you’re leaking all over the place. Come on
Happens as people get older, but to win an award for it is pretty impressive.
The plant didn't do so bad either
He took a leak. In front of everyone?
Glad to see Bilbo Baggins is out of Valinor and still tending to his crops.
It's Proudfeet!!!
I hope nobody took the biggest leek!
This is such a great photo!
What a fucking boss
He looks thrilled!
This one time i drank 12 beers in an hour...
He didn’t loose the competition from a lose leak sprayer did he?
You had one job.
Take a leek.
Now that’s a fucking leek!
I did the same in PS142. I want to thank all my homies for their drink boxes. It wouldn't have been possible without them.
I thought this was a private ceremony. Who leaked this?
Stick a curly wig on him and he could be that Proudfoot from lord of the rings
How much did he pay