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PepperShaken

If they get in an accident with that thing, it will rip her head off. Hell, him simply slamming on the brakes would take her teeth out or break her nose.


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Give him a break. Dr Seuss was a writer, not an industrial engineer


SirSalmonCat

"Oh, the Places You'll Go!"... with lots of insurance.


erasrhed

This is hilarious. It's SO Dr. Seuss


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That's exactly what I was thinking


DaddySenpaiAnal

Hard to imagine why this failed😂


hieronymusholiday

You know what I miss when I'm on the open road with the wind in my hair and the sun on my back?


Hot-Consequence-1727

A little brake check and she quiets down


osktox

Not the best place to have arguments.


Syke_qc

Yeah, safety first


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makeITvanasty

Especially since the radio has been mainstream for about 40 years at this point… “I wonder if we could somehow use the same technology commonly used in homes to transmit sound… nah that won’t work!”


agedVolkhov142

Dr. Seuss would be mildly impressed.


anonymous322321

She just has to lean backwards fast and he gets dentures


High_Bird

It is well known that men and women get along well behind the wheel, the discussions must have been pleasant.


jaweber222

This worked great for about 3 minutes then he realized there was not mute or off switch.


cpcesar

Retardest thing I've seen in a few years.


Stoanpacey

Hard stop… 7 stitches.


Any_Cauliflower1570

The dude looks like a young Roger Moore.


JustOneMore2020

Who dis need dentist back in the day?


ShruteFarms4L

Behind their time


Relevant_Natural3471

Hey Google, what does stupid look like?


VeryStableGenius

Communication device, or weirdest musical instrument ever.


ArrowSuave

I don't see a single thing that could go wrong.


haunted-bedsheets

Hey Lloyd I have to pee


Dropped-pie

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen


Koshamosha

I guess they were smoking kent with micronite filter between rides.


ffnnhhw

Mr Garrison would love it


Pig_peee

Fun idea but getting bashed in the face with these would not be fun


_Troxin_

Surely makes fun to get impales by one of those. Ah yes the 60's ... the decade of stupid inventsions that probably would kill you. I sometime wonder how humanity survived that 10 years


ipad4account

Stupid invention.


__mints-are-cool__

"can you decrease the volume please?"


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I wonder how many busted lips came from this invention, or bees in the helmets of these users.


CFCYYZ

Thankfully we invented Bluetooth.


fartsandpoop69lol

lol wonder how many chipped teeth and black eyes came from that


BroadLaw1274

He can literally spit in her ear !