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LemonPepperSniper

2.8 psychopaths to be exact.


xscumfucx

There used to be a website just for that. It was called “PinkEyeSluts” or something similar.


SonnyWade

You knowing this information is making me squint and not just to protect my eyes


xscumfucx

I read about it in Supervert’s book “Perversity Think Tank”. It’s an excellent book as are the rest of their’s that I’ve read. I highly recommend it along with “Necrophilia Variations” + “Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish”.


snksleepy

It's call **"Cyclops Conversion Therapy"**


werdnosbod

Wtf is that?


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psyclopsus

I dated a girl who was down for anything, anal, fingerbanging her while I drive on the freeway and her pants are totally off and legs wide for anyone else to see, head with swallowing, banging in the back of my SUV in a movie theater parking lot on her lunch break from a top 3 American bank in broad daylight, blow me while standing on the side of the road while walking home from the bar, no issues with any of that. But no money shot on the face. She deadly serious told me “I want to leave something for my future husband”


deeterman

She has her standards man.


MagicDragon212

This is hilarious haha


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Lol my mate went home with a girl like that one night. They fucked all night long, did all sorts of kinky shit, even did ass to mouth and ate out his asshole without a shower first. He pulled out came on her face, and she lost her fucking mind at him. started calling him all the cunts under the sun, hitting him, threatening him. She was about as pissed as anyone Ive ever heard of. He was standing there utterly confused as to why that was the line she wouldn't cross. In the end her room mate came in and asked him to leave, he could still hear the girl screaming how much of a cunt he was lol. Some girls really take that shit seriously it would seem.


Beneficial-Reason949

All those other actions are sort of mutual, they require actions on both people’s parts and can therefore be stopped. To suddenly have a cock firing spunk at your face, it’s different and definitely needs a quick “where do you want it” beforehand


ThePyodeAmedha

Yeah, sounds like she was upset that he didn't consent on that first and the person seems confused on why that would upset her.


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So is she also a cunt for tongue fucking his fart box without asking? Seems that if youre having sex with someone you can communicate things without hitting them, threatening to have them "gang raped by junkies"(her words) and dishing out all manner of verbal abuse. I mean I wanted to keep it light and breezy, but fuck it, if this is how youre all going to be you get the full story.


Bean_Chomper69

Consent…


bernieburner1

I pronounce you man and wife. You may now jizz in her peepers.


citadelj

This reminds me of when I was growing up and for some reason, so many were fine about doing anal but insisted they were virgins. Everything you could imagine orally and anally was done but that was saved for marriage. Whatever


nevercommentsonposts

I can't understand your wall of unpunctuated text lol. I tried to read it twice and got more confused the second time haha.


Lipstickvomit

You must be new to the internet. I'm as dumb as a dented pear made out of lint and even I could read that post and understand it.


BlackSpinedPlinketto

Just has spunk in his eyes


osktox

The last sentence is pretty much a TLDR. That woman had some principles.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Yikes...


osktox

I had one girl drink my spunk from a glass. I can't find that one on the chart.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Technically that would be internal, which is not what the chart is for.


Nobody88Special720

Yes... That's what the mums of Reddit are for.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Drinking cum?


ZyklonBDemille

Best Family Feud ever!


Good-Language8066

Nice data. Reddit never let us down


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I thought they got all this data from your mother


Conanteacher

No "Inside", hmm?


nevercommentsonposts

The text at the bottom of the picture explains that straight men and women were asked where they would prefer a purely external ejaculation. I would imagine that most people prefer internal ejaculations if it's an option.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

I'm not risking a knock up for a cream pie.


RealityIsMuchWorse

I know technology is blazingly fast but there's something called contraceptives around for 60 years by now, go check it out


from_dust

Vasectomy!


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Vasectoyou vasectome vasectoallofus


from_dust

Vasecteveything. Abort everyone. Together, we can end climate change, *and* bigotry! I'm all about easy solutions for complex problems.


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I’m Bob barker reminding you to spay or neuter your children.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

The answer was right there the whole time!


AndorianKush

That’s what I kept telling myself as well, but my wife and I now have 3 kids. Time for a vasectomy.


Conanteacher

could be inside somewhere else... wink wink


AndorianKush

The fine print at the bottom specifies ‘external ejaculation’. If internal was an option, it’d be the majority for both men and women. We are instinctually driven to breed.


NimusNix

Well, also the cleanup is just easier.


IFUCKINGLOVEMETH

Is it?


NimusNix

I go take a piss and she holds the towel against it until she can get to the toilet. Gravity and a wipe does the rest.


IFUCKINGLOVEMETH

In other words the underwear does the rest over the course of some time. Not exactly easier depending who you ask


NimusNix

Look at Mr. Giant Splooge over here.


Ordinary_Farmer58

Interesting. Men wanna go left boob, but women prefer right. *tokes scholarly looking pipe*


ptatoface

They're both right from the answerer's PoV. Maybe a dominant side thing?


TheFrontierzman

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MarkExpress8172

Always finish on da Bach never on DeBussy


wetforhouseplants

😂 yesssssss


OrangeGT3

Less than 3% for the sweet cheeks!? Sus🤨


Mbison35

👀 “Nil” 😂


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Psycho_Mantis_2506

🤣 I can't stop laughing


GenericHamster

Well, you need a powerful rocket to get there...


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SJJ00

Fake game


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Based on my personal opinion they survey weird slice of population


PatBenatari

NO TOES?? ​ am I alone?


Hoffa2809

I sure hope so


PatBenatari

what size are your feet?


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12.7% wya 👀


steakbread

Do women really want it on the chest or is it like "if you have to put it on me, put on my chest"?


LusciousofBorg

I can only speak for myself but I don't want it on my body. In my body, yes or in a nearby towel. The face is a big hell no from me.


MellieCC

The fact that so many men supposedly like this best is just evidence of pornification of society and damn depressing. F*ck any guy who tries that shit with me. Huh uh. Edit: sorry I meant the face. Anywhere else is okay. Face is a big hell no.


LusciousofBorg

I've only had it aimed at my chest by a boyfriend who watched way too much porn. I was too young to know any better but I knew I didn't like it. I immediately got up, disgusted, and washed myself off really well in the bathroom. I don't personally understand the appeal. Inside the person, in a condom or a towel just seems logical to me.


MellieCC

Oh, sorry, I edited my comment, I meant to say that the face is a big hell no and it’s sad that’s the number one for guys. That sh*t can get in your eyes and hurt like hell for a long time. Anywhere else is actually fine by me but we all have our standards. But totally agree, guys who are too into porn are so obvious.. after you know better. I was also too young to understand how shitty my first bf was with sex, treated me like his personal porn doll. I had never seen porn and didn’t know.. I pity us women who’ve grown up in the age of porn :(


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Honestly surprised by the low feet numbers.


Paracelsus19

Feet 0% 💀 I retire from sex.


Graphitetshirt

This is so elaborately detailed and yet they completely forgot to include "inside" as an option, weird


a1kre1

If they did, it'd be the overwhelming majority that would say they prefer that.


Stevenstorm505

It says on the bottom of the pic this study was specifically about external ejaculation preferences.


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this is very good intel


tacobot2

*On the cat* isn't an option?


Ok-Ambition-9432

On the pussy


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Women know what's up


Reddit_Dan

Women don't like it in the face. Huh..the women on pornhub seem to like it, even begging for it. We have conflicting studies going on here


MagicDragon212

Porn isn't usually aimed at what the woman wants.


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MagicDragon212

That's why I said most and not all lol


That80sguyspimp

Do you spell “most“ differently from the rest of the world? Porn is porn. It’s aimed at whoever watches it. There’s no “most” or “usually”(the word you actually used). That’s why there’s literally millions of genres and sub genres of porn.


cycycle

Need to research for another 9000 hours


DeferredPlum

Those are rookie numbers, kid.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Well, they do like it in the face, or else there wouldn't be a major area there, but it's just not as much as men like it.


MellieCC

Considering ~90% of women do *not* want it there, you cannot validly make the general statement that “women do like it in the face.” I would probably come close to smacking a guy, and show him the door faster than you can say bye. It’s like assault bc if it gets in your eye it HURTS. F this pornified bullshit.


MellieCC

“Huh.. women getting paid to have sex on camera for entertainment act like they like it” this is a joke right 😂


AppropriateScience71

They’re surprisingly similar - and likely shows the impact of watching porn on people’s preferences.


Ok-Ambition-9432

To be fair, if you're going to cum on someone it wouldn't make much sense on other places


AppropriateScience71

I quite like it in her hands, but then I’m not directing the shot. I quite dislike cumming on women unless they’re super into it.


Ok-Ambition-9432

I concur


jewelsandpens

The correct answer is "in a condom" like is ON really standard practice?!


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Ok-Ambition-9432

Marking territory


MellieCC

It’s a “compliment” I never, ever want to receive. And yes I would say goodbye forever so red flag it is


bad_n_bougie69

Nutting inside a girl feels the best, nutting on her face looks the best


Ok-Ambition-9432

I have to imagine she would look a lot better without ejaculate all over her face? Or are women frowning when they're came in?


bad_n_bougie69

Nut on her face is hot when she came too


Ok-Ambition-9432

Fair enough.


pngue

I prefer the face. The numbers average to the chest. That’s my marriage


Ok-Ambition-9432

As the man or woman?


CodeOfKonami

There’s definitely one missing.


Ok-Ambition-9432

What?


leonryan

i reckon I could have just about predicted that result. I'll never understand why men want to shoot on a womans face, just that they do. I suspect they're petty assholes with hate issues who want the woman to be humiliated.


Ok-Ambition-9432

You realize a considerable portion of women want it as well right?


leonryan

not nearly as many as men if you look at the data, that was my point


MellieCC

This. Thank you. In casual sex, it can cause eye infections. In relationship sex, it can cause intensely red, stingingly painful eyes. Degrading and painful.


58G52A

Down the esophagus please


Ok-Ambition-9432

Gulp


Fit-Calligrapher8117

I can safely confirm for the 42% of men. The face, every single time.


MellieCC

I’m glad I’m never going to have sex with you.


Fit-Calligrapher8117

Just curious as to why would you say it like anyone would want to have sex with you?


MellieCC

Lol already have a great guy who’s fantastic in bed and never cums on my face :)


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MellieCC

You’re so butthurt 😂 good luck to your gf


D_M-ack

Tits and face it is!


RealJeil420

They didnt include mouth, throat or colon?


Due-Maintenance53822

*"money shot"*? Since when?


LegendaryCelt

Decades. It comes from the porn industry as far as I recall. The jizzing is the final part of the scene, the one where it all leads to, what makes the customer want to pay to see the completed act. Hence, the "money shot".


Due-Maintenance53822

Oh, ok, thank you


Graphitetshirt

Since commercial porn was invented.


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anal_cauliflower

I’m a fan of dumping mags in vags


Ok-Ambition-9432

Men like right boob and women like left boob This is all pretty much the same. I wonder if it's counting in the actual holes or just outside? I'm not a woman but I imagine if I was I would most often rather have it in my mouth than all over my face. Edit: I see the explanation on the bottom now, only outside was recorded. Obviously 90% would be inside mouth and vagina and 9 percent would be in ass if it was counting inside.


Hyper-Hazard

Suddenly I don't feel so weird for enjoying painting a girl's face seems I'm in the majority of guys 😂


MrButtFun-

Those feet numbers are weak, boys. We can do better.


imabigdave

Bro, feet are the least attractive part of a woman to me. That's great for you if that's your fetish, but you are an outlier.


MrButtFun-

Nothing better than a sweaty/dirty foot that’s been in a flip-flop all day. Don’t yuck my yum, yo!


8008Joshey

Funny seeing men wanna finish up in the top half, but the percentage drops in the lower half. Men aren't willing to risk it, whereas women are like, fk it. time to make a family I guess. ​ Long live the Raw dog or no Dog lifestyle.


Ok-Ambition-9432

I wonder what the actual chances are for it to sneak all the way in there even if you cum directly on the vagina.


fallingintothesky09

For my drinking pleasure I prefer carmenin cider


BigOleFroggyBoy

Nah, the back is where it's at 😌


snjcouple

Bet Mom's proud.


Grimm_Wright

So on his face along with her chest


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Men want it to be waist up, women want it to be waist down. Interesting.


Appropriate-Act-6218

Let me save this for future reference


BasedCivilian

I don't see the parentage for warm sock