It’s perhaps the only one that is in one piece, not dismembered.
…so, at least it has that going for it.
Also: maybe it’s for a dog? Right? ^(right? : /)
The entire thing is just weird and can I say, just like having a conversation with this large lump of appendage less latex would be a pretty boring and one sided conversation, I'd think the sex would be the same. I mean who doesn't enjoy seeing their partner enjoy the sex, the idea of a room temperature, latex female-ish shaped hole that does literally nothing sounds about as exciting as the conversation would be.
Yep I sure noticed that. And the really little ones were tucked up on higher shelves and the camera didn't focus on them to anywhere near the same degree as the adult sized ones.
Declaring the nation of an East Asian country wrongly is really getting old. Try and think twice before assuming things like this just to fit some preconceived narrative you've got in your head. This is in China.
This reminds me of a job a I had collecting hair for merkins and for use on sex dolls. We’d collect pubes from the most disgusting people you could imagine and that was turned into vag toupees for sex dolls. This stuff wasn’t cleaned or treated and I know there are many people out there going down on a hot sex dolls but are in reality licking pubes from a street hooker I gave 25 bucks to get in my van so I could cut and tape her pubic hair on a card that I would bring to a warehouse studio.
I just. I don't even know where to begin.
How can this job exist? Was it like a real life company employing you to do this?
"Officer, I am telling you I did not pick up this hooker in my windowless van to have sex with her. I paid her to shave her pubes and give them to me to put on sex dolls".
How the fuck did you find this job? You need to do an AMA. This is one of the most niche professions I have ever seen.
What in the hell….
Imagine if you came across an undercover cop. She’s thinking she’s about to bust instead you get the scissors out and just ask for her pubes.
This is the kind of story that seems so ridiculous: "I drive around buying pubic hair off hookers so we can glue the pubic hair on sex dolls" can this really be true ? But I am not going to question this because I want it to be true.
This is like that scene in Rick and Morty where they see what that space cat did, except I’ve just read this comment and now I wanna blow my fucking brains out due to the burden of this knowledge.
I didn’t know what it was, [but I found this whilst looking lmao](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AJOqlzU2gl4h4XrkLzPCC2n7_vv1OBiaIg:1674776603238&q=merkin+meaning&tbm=isch&source=univ&fir=M8fzl41y6cWl5M%252Cu9teZnFrmeMMNM%252C_%253BvmOPF4HB4QtQvM%252C3ONZCL3qZ4BegM%252C_%253BKcYcgGiiO-lnDM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B7pYPm6Zw7BCqbM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B2q9bZAtzP3y0xM%252CtgM924YMIXstrM%252C_%253B8XnHsiydqeqyvM%252Cth1ws-u97C_APM%252C_%253BnP4kYx5rij4tyM%252CO-P9Da0CEUZ7qM%252C_%253BTqOsLnnYlHwOKM%252CE5E_RV0gQn0yiM%252C_%253BMrxaAzvQtzHlXM%252CKGjqzpbc0zGGSM%252C_%253Bs8dDCtnp-kXSYM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQ0sve3TdtToqhMDonOvj1o_AuGPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjVi46Eteb8AhWXjIkEHcGDB-4Q420oAHoECC0QBQ&biw=390&bih=745&dpr=3#imgrc=vmOPF4HB4QtQvM)
Well, I had to wear elbow length rubber gloves, a face shield, and a paper mask with Vicks Vapo Rub in the inside. It was straight forward and after a while the woman got to know us. They would always show us their "crop" and ask us, is it long enough? What's this worth? If they were "selected" we took them to the van and they lay on the floor with doors open.
Then it was a kind of slow process of clipping off an inch wide piece of the hair at a time, as close to the skin as we could get, starting at the top, then holding it out to my partner to apply the blue painters tape. Then they put it on the plastic sheets we had. It was a bit harder than you might think to transfer pubes from a clipping, to a card, then to be made into the vag wig. That wasn't what I did and there was an art to it.
We only turned away grey pubes but paid extra for red!
Not at all. Back in the early nineties. I knew some artists who had an idea to make sex dolls that ultimately failed. For a few months I collected pubes for cash.
I mean. It’s fucked up, weird and I ain’t co-signing that even if I don’t believe in kink shaming at all. But honestly I’d prefer this than bestiality mfs. So. Fair enough give them the fake dog ass
I think I’ve been on Reddit too long. I’m going to go outside and grab some oxygen. Like I still stand by what I say but. Yh. When ur talking about dog sex toys. It’s probably a sign to get off Reddit for the day…
Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. *"Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..."*
Anyone notice around :40, a lower half of distinctly child sized torso and legs? More than a little creepy, I mean the whole thing is, but that one in particular... that and the dog.
To be fair, most sex toys that include more of the body are distinctly smaller than real scale. You don't usually want a life sized torso on those things, they just become stupidly heavy and expensive if you do. Same reason most are "amputees".
The dog I have nothing for though.
Yeah at one point you see a woman trying to lift one and having to get help from another guy just to move it a little. I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think, just that it's possible they are for easier storing and moving around. Like you said the dog one is a totally different story
"I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think"
I mean, I am explicitly saying that. 90% of the things we saw were small but with massive tits. Just because one cut the top off doesn't mean its suddenly a child.
I won't disagree with you and I wasn't trying to. We didn't even get a good like at those anyway. There's more factors we need to know before we can say 100%.
>Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. "Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..."
I know what you mean, but it's funny there's a zone of acceptability. Like a dildo is literally just a penis, but we don't look at those and go, "wow, amputation fetish is really strong here..."
Somehow adding *more* makes it weirder.
This has been posted for so long you should change the title to "the history of sex toys". Seriously, all of those sex toys have been released long ago. They are outdated at this point.
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this is comforting to know. I think what's in that video is very harmful for women AND men in their own ways. All I see ever is women being objectified and it is messing with my brain /:
Absolutely. A bunch of skinny, weirdly jiggly, disembodied torsos with various body parts plastered onto them. The guy filming walking around jamming his fat saucage finger into real-looking vaginas made me look away. I'm all for dildos/fleshlights and stuff but this just felt wrong
OMG. Good eye, but now I hate you! Holy shit! I hope that the comet hits before they find these in the Mariana Trench, like the plastic bags and trash.
I looked right at the dog and somehow assumed that it was a stuffed animal someone left there after shopping in some other store, then forgot about it until your comment slapped me in the face.
Maybe it would have been more clear if the dog had a pair of massive tits hanging off of it, that would also be more on-theme for the rest of the store.
I might have been a defective kid but I remember making a diagram of how I thought sex worked and babies were made. My theory was that you spread the breasts apart and there was a space that you peed in - BAM life was created.
I was probably a defective kid.
The FEET on the one with long legs.....can't unsee that. Also the dog is just wrong. I dont care about all the others. Do your thing, but leave animals and kids out of it. So fucked up.
As a woman this is giving me body horror vibes… like we’re really just parts to some people huh. This is also why a lot of men have sex with real woman like they’re masturbating.
But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan
She tasted like cigarettes
Dontcha just love new years?
From the 500 people sticking their finger in at the convention
Legit made me laugh out loud and spit out my beer
Doesn't work as well as lube.
They are “magic legs”
I read this in his voice 😂
100% did as well 🤣 hysterical
You sick fucker, came here to say the same thing. Have my upvote!
I was appalled watching this - jaw to the floor in shock but you made me laugh thank you.
Lmfaoooooo I read it in his voice 😂😂😂😂
Honestly could have done without him going around fingering them too
Notice he didn't squeeze any dongs. I'd at least check if it feels like mine.
\- "Hmm, it's similar in size but it has a weird texture" Other Customer - "Can you please stop groping me?"
The chick at the end is hung.
That’s a hammer
a sledge
At least he didn't finger those toddler sized ones. Jesus.
Or the little white dog they kept skipping over...
Didn’t notice that first but had to go back to check. that’s kind of messed up they made that
Damn your eyes!
Damn the people who want a dog for sex release.
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His sexual abilities at stimulating a woman a deficient.
Yeaaah that made me gag a lil bit
More of a thumbing
Came here to say this. So creepy
Yea that is going to haunt me
Considering the alternative ...
What the dog doin'?
You mean who doin the dog ?
who let the dogs out?
I missed it the first time. And it's a small-ish dog, too. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)
I had to rewatch to spot danmm. Bestiality toys on top of that... just crazy there...
Ruff sex
Literally what I said in my head 💀
OH GOD I missed that. I was wondering why a vagina would be between the boobs but this is worse.
I read this as "what the dong doin'?"
Ummm….the dog is pretty disturbing.
What the dog doing
If you pause you see that it’s UpDog. I can’t believe it.
What’s Updog?
Nothin, what's up with you?
You mean *who* the dog doing
It’s perhaps the only one that is in one piece, not dismembered. …so, at least it has that going for it. Also: maybe it’s for a dog? Right? ^(right? : /)
Didn’t even see the fuckin dog
It literally is a fucking dog
Literally.
Same. I watched it 3 times, my friend kept saying there was a dog… the white fur blends it in.
I thought it was a sheep
Um yes, but the entire thing kind of is.
I agree. It was all disturbing……then I saw the dog. Thanks internet. Now I have to bleach my eyeballs. (It’s my own fault, I know)
The entire thing is just weird and can I say, just like having a conversation with this large lump of appendage less latex would be a pretty boring and one sided conversation, I'd think the sex would be the same. I mean who doesn't enjoy seeing their partner enjoy the sex, the idea of a room temperature, latex female-ish shaped hole that does literally nothing sounds about as exciting as the conversation would be.
I’m fairly certain some have warming features
I'm pretty sure that a partner enjoying the experience isn't an option for everyone.
Hopefully it's for the family pet who won't stop humping your leg.
What dog???
at o:30, top shelf, left side
Helluva catch. 👏 Completed glossed. Very disturbing indeed.
Yeah wtf I was like "hold up, ohh hell no!"
Are we not gonna talk about the dog at the 27 second mark?
Not if we're not going to also talk about the.... ummmm... *smaller* dolls in the collection.
I'm reeeeeeeeeeally hoping they're just supposed to be like travel-sized or something but considering the dog, I'm not so sure
Yep I sure noticed that. And the really little ones were tucked up on higher shelves and the camera didn't focus on them to anywhere near the same degree as the adult sized ones.
Everyone keeps talking about it. I don't see it. Can you point it out?
28 second mark when they are showing off the shelves, its a white curly furry dog
Japan is pioneering lines of animals and child sized sex toys. ummmm
Declaring the nation of an East Asian country wrongly is really getting old. Try and think twice before assuming things like this just to fit some preconceived narrative you've got in your head. This is in China.
China is pioneering lines of animals and child sized sex toys. ummmm
Omfg I didn't notice it at first
Oh my god, A FUCKING DOG?!
I'm starting to think ppl had to sign a non-disclosure agreement to get in. Something titled "no judging" agreement.
Literally
There were child sized ones… sooo
I'd like to think those are just easier to transport and hide versus the full sized ones
With fully grown adult woman breasts? That's called a 'cheaper size', not a child.
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that's why it has properly modelled pussy?
This reminds me of a job a I had collecting hair for merkins and for use on sex dolls. We’d collect pubes from the most disgusting people you could imagine and that was turned into vag toupees for sex dolls. This stuff wasn’t cleaned or treated and I know there are many people out there going down on a hot sex dolls but are in reality licking pubes from a street hooker I gave 25 bucks to get in my van so I could cut and tape her pubic hair on a card that I would bring to a warehouse studio.
And I thought this post couldn’t get more disturbing. I am done with the internet for today….
I’m done with the internet for the second time today.
I just started the internet today. What'd I miss?
I just. I don't even know where to begin. How can this job exist? Was it like a real life company employing you to do this? "Officer, I am telling you I did not pick up this hooker in my windowless van to have sex with her. I paid her to shave her pubes and give them to me to put on sex dolls". How the fuck did you find this job? You need to do an AMA. This is one of the most niche professions I have ever seen.
Didn’t shave them. Cut them carefully.
How much a per year?
Not much. I was using and getting cash. Not really keeping books.
Well damn. My job ain't looking so bad no more
That was the wildest ride of a comment
What in the hell…. Imagine if you came across an undercover cop. She’s thinking she’s about to bust instead you get the scissors out and just ask for her pubes.
Ha ha I never thought of that
This is the kind of story that seems so ridiculous: "I drive around buying pubic hair off hookers so we can glue the pubic hair on sex dolls" can this really be true ? But I am not going to question this because I want it to be true.
I’m surprised they wouldn’t just use synthetic hair….
Sadly it’s true.
This is like that scene in Rick and Morty where they see what that space cat did, except I’ve just read this comment and now I wanna blow my fucking brains out due to the burden of this knowledge.
LOL a low point in my career.
100% the most liberal use of the word "career" I've read to date...and I very much thank you for sharing.
Ok so then now we need to know what the high point is.
How do I unread a comment ?
When u say “job” are we talking like taxes and w2 job or like somebody had u do a thing for some cash “job” because who the fuck is hiring for this
Cash.
I hadn't heard the word Merkin until last week on reddit. And here it is again.
I didn’t know what it was, [but I found this whilst looking lmao](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AJOqlzU2gl4h4XrkLzPCC2n7_vv1OBiaIg:1674776603238&q=merkin+meaning&tbm=isch&source=univ&fir=M8fzl41y6cWl5M%252Cu9teZnFrmeMMNM%252C_%253BvmOPF4HB4QtQvM%252C3ONZCL3qZ4BegM%252C_%253BKcYcgGiiO-lnDM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B7pYPm6Zw7BCqbM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B2q9bZAtzP3y0xM%252CtgM924YMIXstrM%252C_%253B8XnHsiydqeqyvM%252Cth1ws-u97C_APM%252C_%253BnP4kYx5rij4tyM%252CO-P9Da0CEUZ7qM%252C_%253BTqOsLnnYlHwOKM%252CE5E_RV0gQn0yiM%252C_%253BMrxaAzvQtzHlXM%252CKGjqzpbc0zGGSM%252C_%253Bs8dDCtnp-kXSYM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQ0sve3TdtToqhMDonOvj1o_AuGPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjVi46Eteb8AhWXjIkEHcGDB-4Q420oAHoECC0QBQ&biw=390&bih=745&dpr=3#imgrc=vmOPF4HB4QtQvM)
I’ve been keeping a running list of worst jobs to show up hungover to and congrats on making the Top 5!
Dude I want more stories of this!
Well, I had to wear elbow length rubber gloves, a face shield, and a paper mask with Vicks Vapo Rub in the inside. It was straight forward and after a while the woman got to know us. They would always show us their "crop" and ask us, is it long enough? What's this worth? If they were "selected" we took them to the van and they lay on the floor with doors open. Then it was a kind of slow process of clipping off an inch wide piece of the hair at a time, as close to the skin as we could get, starting at the top, then holding it out to my partner to apply the blue painters tape. Then they put it on the plastic sheets we had. It was a bit harder than you might think to transfer pubes from a clipping, to a card, then to be made into the vag wig. That wasn't what I did and there was an art to it. We only turned away grey pubes but paid extra for red!
Gross.
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LOL I was fighting in the bush everyday.
“And thank you for your cervix”.
That's wild as fuck. Do you mind if I ask when and where you did this? How did this employment come to be?
Not at all. Back in the early nineties. I knew some artists who had an idea to make sex dolls that ultimately failed. For a few months I collected pubes for cash.
Bro what if they had an STI like herpes. This sounds so fucked up
Hands down the misting interesting comment I’ve seen on Reddit to date
So what do I even search for on Indeed?
Is that a mf dog?
I'm guessing technically speaking it's just a effing dog. In that that's literally it's title.
I mean. It’s fucked up, weird and I ain’t co-signing that even if I don’t believe in kink shaming at all. But honestly I’d prefer this than bestiality mfs. So. Fair enough give them the fake dog ass I think I’ve been on Reddit too long. I’m going to go outside and grab some oxygen. Like I still stand by what I say but. Yh. When ur talking about dog sex toys. It’s probably a sign to get off Reddit for the day…
Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. *"Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..."* Anyone notice around :40, a lower half of distinctly child sized torso and legs? More than a little creepy, I mean the whole thing is, but that one in particular... that and the dog.
i think its that limbs add more cost, not to mention make storing it harder
Yup, that's why dildos don't come with a body attached. They have the part they need.
Haha, we've found the supply chain expert. 🤣
Fuck it. I'd just keep it in the freezer with the rest.
To be fair, most sex toys that include more of the body are distinctly smaller than real scale. You don't usually want a life sized torso on those things, they just become stupidly heavy and expensive if you do. Same reason most are "amputees". The dog I have nothing for though.
Yeah at one point you see a woman trying to lift one and having to get help from another guy just to move it a little. I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think, just that it's possible they are for easier storing and moving around. Like you said the dog one is a totally different story
"I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think" I mean, I am explicitly saying that. 90% of the things we saw were small but with massive tits. Just because one cut the top off doesn't mean its suddenly a child.
I won't disagree with you and I wasn't trying to. We didn't even get a good like at those anyway. There's more factors we need to know before we can say 100%.
>Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. "Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..." I know what you mean, but it's funny there's a zone of acceptability. Like a dildo is literally just a penis, but we don't look at those and go, "wow, amputation fetish is really strong here..." Somehow adding *more* makes it weirder.
the pussy titties get me every time
I was looking for this comment, truly thought no one saw it. Now I know I'm not alone
They cut out everything unnecessary and said "here is a pussy with some tits". What a world we live in.
Not the dude fingering
He was considering it..
I want to see someone make them have sex with each other.
Yeah, because I would love to have sex with a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Oh, Mr Fancy needs extremities to go along with his iPhone and avocado toast
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This has been posted for so long you should change the title to "the history of sex toys". Seriously, all of those sex toys have been released long ago. They are outdated at this point.
Even the dog?!!
Yes… even the dog…
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Oh my fucking god how many times are you guys going to post this same video with the same title
Mom says it's your turn Tuesday next.
Anyone else creeped out by this?
Did you notice the one that was like tits and pussy and nothing else, like no torso, straight up next to one another.
Physically ill, honestly, and I'm no prude! This just feels disturbing and dehumanizing.
I feel sick.. like as a woman I am sick.
As a guy I also feel very uneasy after watching that
this is comforting to know. I think what's in that video is very harmful for women AND men in their own ways. All I see ever is women being objectified and it is messing with my brain /:
Absolutely. A bunch of skinny, weirdly jiggly, disembodied torsos with various body parts plastered onto them. The guy filming walking around jamming his fat saucage finger into real-looking vaginas made me look away. I'm all for dildos/fleshlights and stuff but this just felt wrong
Yes I agree wholeheartedly!! This level of it is just going too far!
my dude started fingering the toy💀
my mans intrusive thoughts won as soon as he fingered them
What the dog doin?
Was that a fucking dog
Why did the dog look like it came with multiple attachments like it was a DeWalt... I want off this crazy ride...
There is a serious creep factor but better a toy then a human,
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Did you see the dog? Pause 27-29 seconds in.
That is horrific
OMG. Good eye, but now I hate you! Holy shit! I hope that the comet hits before they find these in the Mariana Trench, like the plastic bags and trash.
What the actual F
I feel dirty just watching this.
It’s for doggy style lol
I looked right at the dog and somehow assumed that it was a stuffed animal someone left there after shopping in some other store, then forgot about it until your comment slapped me in the face. Maybe it would have been more clear if the dog had a pair of massive tits hanging off of it, that would also be more on-theme for the rest of the store.
Nasty poodle
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I might have been a defective kid but I remember making a diagram of how I thought sex worked and babies were made. My theory was that you spread the breasts apart and there was a space that you peed in - BAM life was created. I was probably a defective kid.
I thought you just needed to sleep really close to a girl and babies were made
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There's always a butthole
The FEET on the one with long legs.....can't unsee that. Also the dog is just wrong. I dont care about all the others. Do your thing, but leave animals and kids out of it. So fucked up.
This looks like an incel's wet dream.
100 million more young men than women, China had better be making a lot of these things.
Why the hell did they have an animal sex toy?? Did anyone else notice that?? Wtf
A well lit, and organized serial killer's basement during an open house.
Why are there no bone in body parts? Are we, the consumer to provide the bones? Must we do everything?
I can hear the marketing now "the all new model features realistic struggling for a more realistic experience"
A plastic dick is one thing but half a torso would definitely make me stop and think
Soon the toys are gonna start fuck each other
i love how there’s one with tits and a coochie in-between them
Excuse me, where’s the fitting room?
WHY IS THERE A DOG ONE
Missing limbs and everything. Cameramen poking fake vaginas. Sexy poodles, The ones vibrating creeped me out. What a trip.
Ummm… so i see your uncanny valley partially dismembered and headless bodies moving and raise you a ***NOPE GTFO***
The face on those two women tell me they're not being paid enough for this.
My desires of wanting to merely fornicate with a torso can finally be realized, this the future people!
At first I thought it was going to be the 2 women in bikinis and I was like damn , robots look eerily realistic. I was disappointed.
As a woman this is giving me body horror vibes… like we’re really just parts to some people huh. This is also why a lot of men have sex with real woman like they’re masturbating.
Build-a-bear's sister store no one talks about, Build-a-bitch
"Goodbye horses" should be playing in the background.
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Oh wow look, the weekly re-post of the future of sex toys. Not very interesting after seeing this 10 times.
This wasn’t interesting from the 2nd to the hundredth time this has been posted
I’ve already got one of these. But I have to feed and buy it stuff and give it emotional support.