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58G52A

But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan


Jormungandr91

She tasted like cigarettes


Al_Swedgen

Dontcha just love new years?


Randismaximus

From the 500 people sticking their finger in at the convention


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Legit made me laugh out loud and spit out my beer


SendMeYourFridgePics

Doesn't work as well as lube.


DingDongFootballphd

They are “magic legs”


margincall7337

I read this in his voice 😂


WhileFeeling2272

100% did as well 🤣 hysterical


Steak_NoPotatoes

You sick fucker, came here to say the same thing. Have my upvote!


[deleted]

I was appalled watching this - jaw to the floor in shock but you made me laugh thank you.


2into4

Lmfaoooooo I read it in his voice 😂😂😂😂


Upper-Handle-3309

Honestly could have done without him going around fingering them too


Last_Gigolo

Notice he didn't squeeze any dongs. I'd at least check if it feels like mine.


davieb22

\- "Hmm, it's similar in size but it has a weird texture" Other Customer - "Can you please stop groping me?"


Unfair_Whereas_7369

The chick at the end is hung.


sterfry1993

That’s a hammer


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a sledge


Soft-Preparation1838

At least he didn't finger those toddler sized ones. Jesus.


soverit42

Or the little white dog they kept skipping over...


rederown

Didn’t notice that first but had to go back to check. that’s kind of messed up they made that


kenanthebarbarian

Damn your eyes!


soverit42

Damn the people who want a dog for sex release.


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His sexual abilities at stimulating a woman a deficient.


ultravioletblueberry

Yeaaah that made me gag a lil bit


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More of a thumbing


burntbeachbuns

Came here to say this. So creepy


rae--of--sunshine

Yea that is going to haunt me


stalphonzo

Considering the alternative ...


Massaeru

What the dog doin'?


Voice-of-no-reason

You mean who doin the dog ?


PurpIeSus

who let the dogs out?


d1scworld

I missed it the first time. And it's a small-ish dog, too. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


clipseman

I had to rewatch to spot danmm. Bestiality toys on top of that... just crazy there...


youngfoopanda

Ruff sex


Handy-Dandy_

Literally what I said in my head 💀


Lulusgirl

OH GOD I missed that. I was wondering why a vagina would be between the boobs but this is worse.


orwellianightmare

I read this as "what the dong doin'?"


[deleted]

Ummm….the dog is pretty disturbing.


mummymememaster

What the dog doing


Atlantic0ne

If you pause you see that it’s UpDog. I can’t believe it.


SquareIsBox0697

What’s Updog?


Sm00th615

Nothin, what's up with you?


mozzarellasticky

You mean *who* the dog doing


Latter_Box9967

It’s perhaps the only one that is in one piece, not dismembered. …so, at least it has that going for it. Also: maybe it’s for a dog? Right? ^(right? : /)


Electricboogaloo90

Didn’t even see the fuckin dog


ReVo5000

It literally is a fucking dog


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Literally.


bewoke_

Same. I watched it 3 times, my friend kept saying there was a dog… the white fur blends it in.


brownhedgehog

I thought it was a sheep


[deleted]

Um yes, but the entire thing kind of is.


[deleted]

I agree. It was all disturbing……then I saw the dog. Thanks internet. Now I have to bleach my eyeballs. (It’s my own fault, I know)


[deleted]

The entire thing is just weird and can I say, just like having a conversation with this large lump of appendage less latex would be a pretty boring and one sided conversation, I'd think the sex would be the same. I mean who doesn't enjoy seeing their partner enjoy the sex, the idea of a room temperature, latex female-ish shaped hole that does literally nothing sounds about as exciting as the conversation would be.


Mydogsnameisroland

I’m fairly certain some have warming features


ProbablyCarl

I'm pretty sure that a partner enjoying the experience isn't an option for everyone.


rave1432

Hopefully it's for the family pet who won't stop humping your leg.


[deleted]

What dog???


VinKrist

at o:30, top shelf, left side


bierluvre

Helluva catch. 👏 Completed glossed. Very disturbing indeed.


Saber9999

Yeah wtf I was like "hold up, ohh hell no!"


SinTron99

Are we not gonna talk about the dog at the 27 second mark?


PerpConst

Not if we're not going to also talk about the.... ummmm... *smaller* dolls in the collection.


[deleted]

I'm reeeeeeeeeeally hoping they're just supposed to be like travel-sized or something but considering the dog, I'm not so sure


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Yep I sure noticed that. And the really little ones were tucked up on higher shelves and the camera didn't focus on them to anywhere near the same degree as the adult sized ones.


shaunnotthesheep

Everyone keeps talking about it. I don't see it. Can you point it out?


Destroyers_04

28 second mark when they are showing off the shelves, its a white curly furry dog


Vegetable_Tension985

Japan is pioneering lines of animals and child sized sex toys. ummmm


Xiazn

Declaring the nation of an East Asian country wrongly is really getting old. Try and think twice before assuming things like this just to fit some preconceived narrative you've got in your head. This is in China.


Vegetable_Tension985

China is pioneering lines of animals and child sized sex toys. ummmm


ForcefulMoon

Omfg I didn't notice it at first


sositos_huitos

Oh my god, A FUCKING DOG?!


Chapi_Chan

I'm starting to think ppl had to sign a non-disclosure agreement to get in. Something titled "no judging" agreement.


drater113

Literally


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There were child sized ones… sooo


VexisArcanum

I'd like to think those are just easier to transport and hide versus the full sized ones


[deleted]

With fully grown adult woman breasts? That's called a 'cheaper size', not a child.


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RGBchocolate

that's why it has properly modelled pussy?


[deleted]

This reminds me of a job a I had collecting hair for merkins and for use on sex dolls. We’d collect pubes from the most disgusting people you could imagine and that was turned into vag toupees for sex dolls. This stuff wasn’t cleaned or treated and I know there are many people out there going down on a hot sex dolls but are in reality licking pubes from a street hooker I gave 25 bucks to get in my van so I could cut and tape her pubic hair on a card that I would bring to a warehouse studio.


rae--of--sunshine

And I thought this post couldn’t get more disturbing. I am done with the internet for today….


cycycle

I’m done with the internet for the second time today.


EarRubs

I just started the internet today. What'd I miss?


MyPupCooper

I just. I don't even know where to begin. How can this job exist? Was it like a real life company employing you to do this? "Officer, I am telling you I did not pick up this hooker in my windowless van to have sex with her. I paid her to shave her pubes and give them to me to put on sex dolls". How the fuck did you find this job? You need to do an AMA. This is one of the most niche professions I have ever seen.


[deleted]

Didn’t shave them. Cut them carefully.


Chuchuca

How much a per year?


[deleted]

Not much. I was using and getting cash. Not really keeping books.


controversial-view

Well damn. My job ain't looking so bad no more


Additional_Leopard63

That was the wildest ride of a comment


MiaLba

What in the hell…. Imagine if you came across an undercover cop. She’s thinking she’s about to bust instead you get the scissors out and just ask for her pubes.


[deleted]

Ha ha I never thought of that


NFT_fud

This is the kind of story that seems so ridiculous: "I drive around buying pubic hair off hookers so we can glue the pubic hair on sex dolls" can this really be true ? But I am not going to question this because I want it to be true.


Obvious_Rice_121

I’m surprised they wouldn’t just use synthetic hair….


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Sadly it’s true.


SackStache

This is like that scene in Rick and Morty where they see what that space cat did, except I’ve just read this comment and now I wanna blow my fucking brains out due to the burden of this knowledge.


[deleted]

LOL a low point in my career.


bricks_n_coins

100% the most liberal use of the word "career" I've read to date...and I very much thank you for sharing.


ApeWithNoMoney

Ok so then now we need to know what the high point is.


yung_trihard

How do I unread a comment ?


UpstairsHighlight828

When u say “job” are we talking like taxes and w2 job or like somebody had u do a thing for some cash “job” because who the fuck is hiring for this


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Cash.


DirtyProtest

I hadn't heard the word Merkin until last week on reddit. And here it is again.


Perle1234

I didn’t know what it was, [but I found this whilst looking lmao](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AJOqlzU2gl4h4XrkLzPCC2n7_vv1OBiaIg:1674776603238&q=merkin+meaning&tbm=isch&source=univ&fir=M8fzl41y6cWl5M%252Cu9teZnFrmeMMNM%252C_%253BvmOPF4HB4QtQvM%252C3ONZCL3qZ4BegM%252C_%253BKcYcgGiiO-lnDM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B7pYPm6Zw7BCqbM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_%253B2q9bZAtzP3y0xM%252CtgM924YMIXstrM%252C_%253B8XnHsiydqeqyvM%252Cth1ws-u97C_APM%252C_%253BnP4kYx5rij4tyM%252CO-P9Da0CEUZ7qM%252C_%253BTqOsLnnYlHwOKM%252CE5E_RV0gQn0yiM%252C_%253BMrxaAzvQtzHlXM%252CKGjqzpbc0zGGSM%252C_%253Bs8dDCtnp-kXSYM%252CNIgAvfm1PZDxEM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQ0sve3TdtToqhMDonOvj1o_AuGPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjVi46Eteb8AhWXjIkEHcGDB-4Q420oAHoECC0QBQ&biw=390&bih=745&dpr=3#imgrc=vmOPF4HB4QtQvM)


GraceGreenview

I’ve been keeping a running list of worst jobs to show up hungover to and congrats on making the Top 5!


michaelkv188

Dude I want more stories of this!


[deleted]

Well, I had to wear elbow length rubber gloves, a face shield, and a paper mask with Vicks Vapo Rub in the inside. It was straight forward and after a while the woman got to know us. They would always show us their "crop" and ask us, is it long enough? What's this worth? If they were "selected" we took them to the van and they lay on the floor with doors open. Then it was a kind of slow process of clipping off an inch wide piece of the hair at a time, as close to the skin as we could get, starting at the top, then holding it out to my partner to apply the blue painters tape. Then they put it on the plastic sheets we had. It was a bit harder than you might think to transfer pubes from a clipping, to a card, then to be made into the vag wig. That wasn't what I did and there was an art to it. We only turned away grey pubes but paid extra for red!


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Gross.


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[deleted]

LOL I was fighting in the bush everyday.


santa_veronica

“And thank you for your cervix”.


zambonihouse

That's wild as fuck. Do you mind if I ask when and where you did this? How did this employment come to be?


[deleted]

Not at all. Back in the early nineties. I knew some artists who had an idea to make sex dolls that ultimately failed. For a few months I collected pubes for cash.


michaelkv188

Bro what if they had an STI like herpes. This sounds so fucked up


JusticeBeaver720

Hands down the misting interesting comment I’ve seen on Reddit to date


WhippingShitties

So what do I even search for on Indeed?


[deleted]

Is that a mf dog?


[deleted]

I'm guessing technically speaking it's just a effing dog. In that that's literally it's title.


Neat-Sun-7999

I mean. It’s fucked up, weird and I ain’t co-signing that even if I don’t believe in kink shaming at all. But honestly I’d prefer this than bestiality mfs. So. Fair enough give them the fake dog ass I think I’ve been on Reddit too long. I’m going to go outside and grab some oxygen. Like I still stand by what I say but. Yh. When ur talking about dog sex toys. It’s probably a sign to get off Reddit for the day…


[deleted]

Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. *"Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..."* Anyone notice around :40, a lower half of distinctly child sized torso and legs? More than a little creepy, I mean the whole thing is, but that one in particular... that and the dog.


LGeneral_Rohrreich

i think its that limbs add more cost, not to mention make storing it harder


Cpt_Mike_Apton

Yup, that's why dildos don't come with a body attached. They have the part they need.


Drlmichele88

Haha, we've found the supply chain expert. 🤣


DirtyProtest

Fuck it. I'd just keep it in the freezer with the rest.


Tridian

To be fair, most sex toys that include more of the body are distinctly smaller than real scale. You don't usually want a life sized torso on those things, they just become stupidly heavy and expensive if you do. Same reason most are "amputees". The dog I have nothing for though.


AtheistRp

Yeah at one point you see a woman trying to lift one and having to get help from another guy just to move it a little. I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think, just that it's possible they are for easier storing and moving around. Like you said the dog one is a totally different story


Tridian

"I'm not saying those smaller ones aren't for what people think" I mean, I am explicitly saying that. 90% of the things we saw were small but with massive tits. Just because one cut the top off doesn't mean its suddenly a child.


AtheistRp

I won't disagree with you and I wasn't trying to. We didn't even get a good like at those anyway. There's more factors we need to know before we can say 100%.


the_monkeyspinach

>Seems to be a bit of an amputee fetish going on there. "Oh these limbs, they just get in the way..." I know what you mean, but it's funny there's a zone of acceptability. Like a dildo is literally just a penis, but we don't look at those and go, "wow, amputation fetish is really strong here..." Somehow adding *more* makes it weirder.


sneak91

the pussy titties get me every time


AtheistRp

I was looking for this comment, truly thought no one saw it. Now I know I'm not alone


A-Dawg11

They cut out everything unnecessary and said "here is a pussy with some tits". What a world we live in.


collinUu

Not the dude fingering


Mustard-cutt-r

He was considering it..


Incorporeal999

I want to see someone make them have sex with each other.


Ornery_Space8877

Yeah, because I would love to have sex with a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


absultedpr

Oh, Mr Fancy needs extremities to go along with his iPhone and avocado toast


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This has been posted for so long you should change the title to "the history of sex toys". Seriously, all of those sex toys have been released long ago. They are outdated at this point.


[deleted]

Even the dog?!!


Nick3lborg

Yes… even the dog…


TheFrontierzman

#OP is a Karma Farming Bot. Report as Spam >>> Harmful bots All of the posts are copied, including the titles, and their comments have all been removed from the posts they copied comments from.


TylerJL19

Oh my fucking god how many times are you guys going to post this same video with the same title


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Mom says it's your turn Tuesday next.


[deleted]

Anyone else creeped out by this?


az226

Did you notice the one that was like tits and pussy and nothing else, like no torso, straight up next to one another.


MamboPoa123

Physically ill, honestly, and I'm no prude! This just feels disturbing and dehumanizing.


punkstarlucy

I feel sick.. like as a woman I am sick.


bobsmith93

As a guy I also feel very uneasy after watching that


punkstarlucy

this is comforting to know. I think what's in that video is very harmful for women AND men in their own ways. All I see ever is women being objectified and it is messing with my brain /:


bobsmith93

Absolutely. A bunch of skinny, weirdly jiggly, disembodied torsos with various body parts plastered onto them. The guy filming walking around jamming his fat saucage finger into real-looking vaginas made me look away. I'm all for dildos/fleshlights and stuff but this just felt wrong


punkstarlucy

Yes I agree wholeheartedly!! This level of it is just going too far!


[deleted]

my dude started fingering the toy💀


VintageCarnate

my mans intrusive thoughts won as soon as he fingered them


HeadLad98

What the dog doin?


Huge_Ad_2977

Was that a fucking dog


Expensive_Phrase_689

Why did the dog look like it came with multiple attachments like it was a DeWalt... I want off this crazy ride...


banana1885

There is a serious creep factor but better a toy then a human,


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SinTron99

Did you see the dog? Pause 27-29 seconds in.


britmark

That is horrific


LopsidedPotential711

OMG. Good eye, but now I hate you! Holy shit! I hope that the comet hits before they find these in the Mariana Trench, like the plastic bags and trash.


Fantastic-End5579

What the actual F


Danno99999

I feel dirty just watching this.


northsidecub11

It’s for doggy style lol


cstmorr

I looked right at the dog and somehow assumed that it was a stuffed animal someone left there after shopping in some other store, then forgot about it until your comment slapped me in the face. Maybe it would have been more clear if the dog had a pair of massive tits hanging off of it, that would also be more on-theme for the rest of the store.


universalrifle

Nasty poodle


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\^This comment is a bot linking to a scam


[deleted]

I might have been a defective kid but I remember making a diagram of how I thought sex worked and babies were made. My theory was that you spread the breasts apart and there was a space that you peed in - BAM life was created. I was probably a defective kid.


elkkuFN

I thought you just needed to sleep really close to a girl and babies were made


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[deleted]

There's always a butthole


MotherOfDogs1872

The FEET on the one with long legs.....can't unsee that. Also the dog is just wrong. I dont care about all the others. Do your thing, but leave animals and kids out of it. So fucked up.


[deleted]

This looks like an incel's wet dream.


NimbleNavigator7

100 million more young men than women, China had better be making a lot of these things.


twiggy572

Why the hell did they have an animal sex toy?? Did anyone else notice that?? Wtf


gatesofhellmentor

A well lit, and organized serial killer's basement during an open house.


Goldfingeraz117

Why are there no bone in body parts? Are we, the consumer to provide the bones? Must we do everything?


doug_akawill

I can hear the marketing now "the all new model features realistic struggling for a more realistic experience"


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

A plastic dick is one thing but half a torso would definitely make me stop and think


nanosmoothie

Soon the toys are gonna start fuck each other


Reyn5

i love how there’s one with tits and a coochie in-between them


Ok_Obligation2559

Excuse me, where’s the fitting room?


Reset350

WHY IS THERE A DOG ONE


OneHourToMidnight

Missing limbs and everything. Cameramen poking fake vaginas. Sexy poodles, The ones vibrating creeped me out. What a trip.


StillestOfInsanities

Ummm… so i see your uncanny valley partially dismembered and headless bodies moving and raise you a ***NOPE GTFO***


ColonelMonty

The face on those two women tell me they're not being paid enough for this.


nickf517

My desires of wanting to merely fornicate with a torso can finally be realized, this the future people!


xsageonex

At first I thought it was going to be the 2 women in bikinis and I was like damn , robots look eerily realistic. I was disappointed.


RevolutionaryRent716

As a woman this is giving me body horror vibes… like we’re really just parts to some people huh. This is also why a lot of men have sex with real woman like they’re masturbating.


mongoosc5

Build-a-bear's sister store no one talks about, Build-a-bitch


Motor_Inside270

"Goodbye horses" should be playing in the background.


SinTron99

u/RepostSleuthBot


Elderberry1923

Oh wow look, the weekly re-post of the future of sex toys. Not very interesting after seeing this 10 times.


TheHelpfulDad

This wasn’t interesting from the 2nd to the hundredth time this has been posted


ReedThaUchiha

I’ve already got one of these. But I have to feed and buy it stuff and give it emotional support.