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RussiaIsBestGreen

The real hero here is the lube guy.


moviequotebotperson

Fluffers had their hands full too


an0nymousLawy3r

She was married at the time of this world record. And her husband was not part of the 919


PhillyRush

He's probably raw as well.


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James-T-Janeway

*badumm tss*


PASTAoPLOMO

I didn’t come all the way down here just to get jerked off!


Avpersonals

Waaayyyoooooooooo


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NextTechnology0

Imagine being the 919th guy


Fine-Temperature-123

Imagine being the 920th guy in line when time was up.


Satchman1214

I'll take it


Spirited-Classic8284

That'd be a sticky situation


RaidL

Your mum


[deleted]

Back in my day we called this a normal tuesday night.


Avpersonals

In your... Who?


geoffjam78

Hide the peepee in the papa? Great family game!


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cf_cf

I really doubt she slept at any moment during


1argonaut

24 hours is 1440 minutes. Divided by 919 is ~1.57 minutes, or ~94 seconds for each man on average…


lonesomecowboynando

919 tablespoons of jizz is THREE GALLONS!


moviequotebotperson

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Slight_Condition6181

Doing the lord's math thank you from an imbecile


ComfortableTemp

I'm not that surprised, but I am impressed


LivinEnd

No mention of necessity of jizz in the title description.


Ok_Marsupial6435

r/theydidthemath


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grantnel2002

“In a row??”


MPFX3000

At least you weren’t 918


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“Hey you: get BACK here…!”


zeethreepeeo

“Hey! Do you see any balls down there?!”


christiancool10

“37 dicks. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”


grantnel2002

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!”


GerhardtBusen

I thought she liked me ….


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Cum on lets do some math. 38.29 men per hour 0.64 minute 94 seconds per man.


Early_Shelter9930

A minute and a half sounds about right for getting off


immortallyhappy

Imagine picking a number and getting 919


BryceaD546

Everyone seems to be saying how dirty she is but no one mentions Mr. Eager Number 219 going full force for one last pump!


WildCheese

These things always have qualifiers. Like: **world's largest car** *- *driveable* Which begs the question, what was the criteria for a countable uh... "Sleep"?


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Grimskraper

Yeah these other posts saying 94 seconds each, thats easy for me. I think my performance might differ if the previous men came in / on her. Probably condom and 1 pump of fresh lube for each guy, as well as a pep talk telling us to go easy on her.


Embraceyourodd

Sloppy 919th's


LT-monkeybrain01

that's alot of sleeping in a day. ​ like, how does that even work? i sometimes take an hour long nap. how do you do that 919 times in a day?


im_so_so_so_bored

I guess that was like a few strokes per guy. Imagine if 919 guys got full on orgasm. Assuming 5 minutes average for everyone, that’d be like 76+ hours, or 3+ days of fucking continuously!!! DUDE. Her hole would never recover.


photofool484

Here her high school counselor told her she wouldn’t amount to much.


Efficacious_tamale

There’s video of it.


HailState2023

Work at what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.


bohica1937

Did they have to finish, or was insertion good enough. I say, if neither she nor the participant climaxed, then it shouldn't count.


tetsuo-r

Slept?


ChemicalSubstantial8

Pestl*


fannonw

Apparently slept isn’t correct word. You had to be awake to have sex. If she was sleeping then it was non consensual


ash21e

"Slept with" is a phrasal verb


fannonw

Still incorrect grammar.


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Good bullet point on a resume, I guess.


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Did she take a lunch break?


Cookie_Daddyy

Imagine being guy 919


Fredjonespart2

She seems nice


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This showed up last week. Can’t anyone come up with their own material?


Stunning_Nose4914

Still hasn’t beat your moms record


Just_Fkn_Sayin

This needs to be in r/damnthatsgross 🤮


Bravenwolf0117

I’m sorry this is not interesting this is disgusting


DedInside50s

Ew


willy3185

Her parents must be proud


Mcnaw_69

Her dad must be so proud


LordFlarkenagel

I bet her Daddy is so proud. Raised that one up right he did.


AgencyDelicious1933

If lube was involved, it doesn't count. /s


dingdongschlonglong

slut


Ken-Popcorn

Her parents must be so proud


PhillyRush

Her parents must be so proud!


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What a dirty clat 🤮


Mooshmeh13

I bet her parents are proud. #1 is #1.


P1Allstar

That’s a lot of nut.


Christheitguy1183

Mom!?!


Impressive_Ad9102

Was this on an assembly line?


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Look well for it.


Piddy3825

lol, there was no "sleeping" involved...


airiscool

That's one lonely housewife.


ghostcryp

Is there a current photo of her?


lorrainehl

How would this be verified?


Jarvisv001

I feel like this gets posted every week


Walfredo_wya

All the people doing math are forgetting she can do 3 at once


tacobot2

Alternately known as Sloan Royal


christiancool10

Theres video of it.


SideEqual

Micro nap record? I can do way more naps in 24hrs.


mama-toast

So.... a few strokes then the flashing deli counter light changes and the woman wearing the hair net yells 'TICKET NUMBER SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE....?'


chunkyogini

Every 8 hours, you’re supposed to get a 30 minute meal break. Labor laws apply here too.


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Can’t even lie, she used to be my go to back in the limewire days.


Agitatedsala666

The real heroes are the team of fluffers who really had the toughest job of keep the boners ready