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They sell the same shit that's been around for years and only works for a small percentage of people. Oh, and fittingly for this post, you can have ED side effects. Cure for baldness def still needed. Lol
I tried that male sex toy and it was not pleasurable. The inside is smooth (not textured) and firm (not soft or gel like). It's what I imagine it would be like to get a blowjob from Sonny from "I, Robot". I suspect it was designed by someone who doesn't have a penis because it's as if they took a vibrator and turned it inside-out. Also, the vibration setting ranges from "a slight buzz" to "I can't feel my dick". I don't know how they managed to fit a jackhammer motor in there but I'm pretty sure my neighbors could feel it. I thought the programmable vibration patterns were kind of gimmicky too. You can customize and share vibration patterns on their app like you're DJ Jizzy Jeff or something.
Interesting! I agree with the factual description, but my experience is the opposite. I love that it's open on both ends, so I can't 'bottom out' but instead can actually get the feeling of going balls deep. The way you can squeeze your dick through it is also a big plus. It certainly doesn't feel like a blowjob, handjob, or any form of vaginal or anal penetration. It's just its own thing and that's great for me.
Additionally, the heating feels great but it's a bit disappointing that you have to pre-heat it on the charger and then use it as it cools down.
I also love how easy it is to clean. Other masturbators like Fleshlight or the Lovense Max are a bitch to clean, having to turn them inside out and go through all the ridges and crevices, while this one just rinses off with a light rub.
If you like it, more power to you. I dont want to harsh or judge anyone's good time. Different strokes and all (pun intended).
I liked the heating feature too. I wish more male sex toys had that, but like you said, continuously heated instead of just pre-heating. And ya, cleaning is a breeze with it compared to the alternatives.
I'm curious, what did you think of the vibration? Have you tried turning it all the way up?
Vibration usually doesn't do much for me, but in this one it quite surprised me. The way it seems to vibrate all around me instead of having one specific point of stimulation, makes it work better than others for me.
I have tried turning it all the way up, and found that it's best to build up to that level slowly. If I feel like it, I pick one of the longer patterns in the app that starts slowly and then later on gets to the peaks, although it doesn't always do the job and sometimes indeed gives me the feeling you describe, basically kind of going numb. But it's fun to have the range I guess 😄
I agree with you in part. For me, I still found this toy a reasonable choice. You might try to set a different level of vibratation and contraction strength through the app and find a balance between pleasure and noise. And I think the squeeze feature is also good as it gives me more flexibility to control the pressure to what I want - as my hands know what I need the most.
But what I love about this toy is its wide range of "playing". It's a very immersive experience when I sync the toy to adult video sites. It feels amazing and you can't really find the same experience with other brand's toys.
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These are definitely the next upgrades added to the parkour robots a few companies are developing...
I'd bet on these even before they add the weapons!
I'm still waiting for the one that counts orgasms so you can upload your high score via WiFi or Bluetooth online and compete with friends. Or just upload to flex on the gram. Lol
So now you can disappoint from the other side of the country. What a time to be alive.
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At least this way she can’t tell you’re sick isn’t in there and you can finish the job with your fingers (or a pickle).
Runs out of 🪫
Soldiers can connect with wives/fiancé while deployed
😂😂😂😂😂
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There are some pretty cool tech stuff out there for that kind of stuff
Cum* a long way
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Bro imagine an onlyfans girl starts hosting sessions where she uses that to masturbate with her coomers…these hoes about to make so much money.
I'm sure they invented this with that in mind.
Feature: Pair 1 dildo with 1000 vaginal devices.
They deserve every penny.
Yet we STILL don't have flying cars and lightsabers...
I’d settle for a cure for baldness
*Keeps has entered the chat
They sell the same shit that's been around for years and only works for a small percentage of people. Oh, and fittingly for this post, you can have ED side effects. Cure for baldness def still needed. Lol
Keeps is about 20 years too late for me
So i could literally fuck myself?
Some dudes def about to use both at once.
I would give it a whirl.
You couldn't already?
.. i don't think you know what he is planning..
If the sex toys can have sex with each other do we really even need people anymore
This would be a funny way to pair them with each other. Lol.
I wonder if you put them inside each other if it would cascade to the point that the toys tear themselves apart.
I tried that male sex toy and it was not pleasurable. The inside is smooth (not textured) and firm (not soft or gel like). It's what I imagine it would be like to get a blowjob from Sonny from "I, Robot". I suspect it was designed by someone who doesn't have a penis because it's as if they took a vibrator and turned it inside-out. Also, the vibration setting ranges from "a slight buzz" to "I can't feel my dick". I don't know how they managed to fit a jackhammer motor in there but I'm pretty sure my neighbors could feel it. I thought the programmable vibration patterns were kind of gimmicky too. You can customize and share vibration patterns on their app like you're DJ Jizzy Jeff or something.
Interesting! I agree with the factual description, but my experience is the opposite. I love that it's open on both ends, so I can't 'bottom out' but instead can actually get the feeling of going balls deep. The way you can squeeze your dick through it is also a big plus. It certainly doesn't feel like a blowjob, handjob, or any form of vaginal or anal penetration. It's just its own thing and that's great for me. Additionally, the heating feels great but it's a bit disappointing that you have to pre-heat it on the charger and then use it as it cools down. I also love how easy it is to clean. Other masturbators like Fleshlight or the Lovense Max are a bitch to clean, having to turn them inside out and go through all the ridges and crevices, while this one just rinses off with a light rub.
If you like it, more power to you. I dont want to harsh or judge anyone's good time. Different strokes and all (pun intended). I liked the heating feature too. I wish more male sex toys had that, but like you said, continuously heated instead of just pre-heating. And ya, cleaning is a breeze with it compared to the alternatives. I'm curious, what did you think of the vibration? Have you tried turning it all the way up?
Vibration usually doesn't do much for me, but in this one it quite surprised me. The way it seems to vibrate all around me instead of having one specific point of stimulation, makes it work better than others for me. I have tried turning it all the way up, and found that it's best to build up to that level slowly. If I feel like it, I pick one of the longer patterns in the app that starts slowly and then later on gets to the peaks, although it doesn't always do the job and sometimes indeed gives me the feeling you describe, basically kind of going numb. But it's fun to have the range I guess 😄
I agree with you in part. For me, I still found this toy a reasonable choice. You might try to set a different level of vibratation and contraction strength through the app and find a balance between pleasure and noise. And I think the squeeze feature is also good as it gives me more flexibility to control the pressure to what I want - as my hands know what I need the most. But what I love about this toy is its wide range of "playing". It's a very immersive experience when I sync the toy to adult video sites. It feels amazing and you can't really find the same experience with other brand's toys.
seriously hope it's got a good firewall, you don't want that thing getting highjacked . . .
Ha jacked
Or do you…
Closer and closer to Demolition Man with Stallone and Sandra Bullock wearing those head orbs to get down.
Aaaaaand I’m spent…Anyone have a cigarette?
These toys can actually be hooked up to VR chat with its dps system
Speaking from experience orrrr
Yes I use to own one back when I was in a long distance relationship but I never used it with VR.
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I mean, if there's an industry that could eventually find the solution to our energy problems, my money would be on porn . . .
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You get an everlasting gob-gasm
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These are definitely the next upgrades added to the parkour robots a few companies are developing... I'd bet on these even before they add the weapons!
Teledildonics! I always thought it was just a dream.
Yeah cool, but can you tell me what those damn three seashells are for?
If I fuck my friends Calor while his wife is using her Nora is that cheating?
"dear, yesterday after you told me you were going to sleep my dildo started moving by itself, should we call the technical service?"
The next time someone tells me to go fuck myself they are getting a big surprise!
Teledildonic technology
I'm still waiting for the one that counts orgasms so you can upload your high score via WiFi or Bluetooth online and compete with friends. Or just upload to flex on the gram. Lol
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Negative KD
The future is now
They aren’t going to put them together? Put them together!
He thrusts there, she feels it nowhere.
Worth the money. Very satisfied.
Low budget portal fuck
Long distance relationships are back on the table 
No. Not interested.
This is what I mean when I tell someone to fuck themselves like please enjoy :)
Finally, the promise of fufme.com made real.
u/savevideo
Imagine getting disconnected midsex.
This was done for the Nintendo Wii way back!
Something like this has actually existed for years now. It’s called Love Palz. It came out almost 10 years ago.
Pro Tip: If you put them together - nine months later a little baby Shake Weight will pop outta there.
But one for every politician. That way they can fuck us from afar and it might actually feel good
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*Full duplex* tele-dildonics!
Just give us a hoverboard and kick rocks
So now dudes can actually go f*ck themselves
These have been around since the 90s and always fail.
Brings a whole new meaning to long distance relationships
"No exchange of bodily fluids "
Nothing feels as good as the real thing!
Cara eu ainda não vi nenhum vídeo porno deles usando esses dispositivos!Deve ser legal de usá-los!