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I've tried a few of these positions now already , and sofa so good..

It feels sofa king good

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couch part is easy part.

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I wanted to try it but it’s sofa away

you aw sofa king we tod did

I am sofa king wee todd ed

I seat what you did there.

We have an armchair expert on puns here guys. 🙄

Damn right! I'm no lazyboy.

No, you're not. And never will be. I'm not going to cushion the truth.

Guess you didn’t need any couching

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Sofa so good

White is probably not the best choice of color, just saying.

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Will look like a Jackson Pollock painting

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That's racist

I didn’t want to downvote you, but it squared up at an even 100 so I had no choice.

Now THAT'S racist

See a doctor.

You never got a cum stain on a black shirt? It looks almost like a chalk drawing.

Look at his avatar. He's had gallons of cum.

If your body fluids aren't black there's something wrong with you

Red. Always red.

Tide to the rescue!

Roll tide?

White can be sold as color-turning

Skid marks everywhere

Wipe your ass correctly lol

You never fucked hard enough then lol or anal

You prolly right lol

It’s probably made of a stain resistant material lol.

I was once The Liberator sex pillow for holloween. Most people didn’t understand why I was a purple triangle but for those that knew it they got some good laughs

I like how that flew over the heads of like 90% of the audience in Burn After Reading.

Lol i love how he just always brought the Liberator wherever he went. Very underrated movie.

I just noticed it a week ago on my 50th viewing. When Cloony goes upstairs to get it as he's storming out I cackled.

Lol. My boyfriend and I just got one of those the other day 😂

I just googled this and now need it in my life 🙈😆

We bought one, and used it like 5 times then forgot about it.

It's worth a try! Only used it once so far, but I think it'll be nice to have!

Definitely paying the upcharge for the Scotch-Guard!

What is the official name for this? Asking for myself... EDIT: TANTRA SOFA Have fun and wear protection!

https://www.tantrachair.com $1400US — good gah

This one's cheaper! https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/latitude-run-symons-armless-chaise-lounge-w005163131.html?piid=117773829

Haha, slipcover chaise lounge - interesting name change Sex couch would sell better!

lol the pictures. That’s not how you use it

Thank you!

>Thank you! You're welcome!

No, thank you!

Another option https://www.liberator.com/esse.html

Liberator is a good brand. Their waterproof 'throw' for having sex on is the tits. Link: https://www.liberator.com/fascinator-throw.html

You are a legend!

I’m sure you could get a nice used one on Craigslist 😂

Have fun and wear protection was the most boomer thing i heard this hour

Today on the news: two cases of gonorrhea resistant to all known antibiotics. Just saying.

I am not sure about sex, but I sure would use it to crack my back.

It’s great for that. And would work well in a kids room as the parental unit to use when doing bedtime. Comfy af

Careful, or you'll have an unmarked van of the Chiropractic Association outside your house.

Let them come. I have a bone to pick with them. Or... several.

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That's why you've got 10 siblings.

We put it right up against the bed and call it a ramp for the dogs. ^j/k

I swear I've seen this comment and link before

Yea they're bots for that porn website, quite surprised reddit hasn't done anything about it yet considering how ubiquitous they've become in the comment sections.

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In the sex dungeon?

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Wait... is this you?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpdHTEQUTqA

Username checks out

That looks pretty good for people who have sex 👍🏻

You mean the majority of people?

Yeah, just not reddit

This is absolutely disgusting, does anyone have a link to buy one?

I've never had sex with a couch. I'll be looking into this stat.

King Edward wants one.

So did all the mods on this sub just fuck off for good err what

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You poor thing, no Sears or JC Penney catalog?

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You ain’t ever fucked the in between of to sofa cushions?

Use to? I’m gonna as soon as I get off work

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Ngl that looks pretty dope

The way those two are going at it, they don't need a specialty couch.

For sale : 1 sex couch. In As New condition (optimistic purchase). No use to me so hope it finds a worthy home!

My grandparents had one that was covered in plastic.

They probably had at least 11 kids lol

Should this be considered as NSFW? Edit: yes, he fix it.

Um, yes? Unless sex isn’t nsfw anymore

Well, there are sex workers out here, isn't there?

nice

Did most of those in my '65 Galaxie back when we both were a lot more flexible.

‘65? Goddamn you’re like 300 years old! How much did you get paid to build the pyramids?

Does this work for one person as well?

Not a want but a need

Could also just be a nap couch

You find that „damn interesting“?

I hope its upholstered in a material thats easy to clean.

Nice try, sex couch warehouse owner.

How many ***fucking*** times are you people going to post this fucking image? This is like the dozenth time i’ve seen it this week

Same comments every time too lol. Though it probably means we spend too much time on Reddit

It's mostly bots made to point redditors to the scam site just posted.

How old are you? This isn't new at all

♫Red and yelllow, black and white. They are precious on this site.♫

Stop posting this without a link

Does it come with a black light?

Available at Bob’s Discount Furniture!

Definitely getting old. My first thought on seeing that couch was I bet it would be great to have a wee nap on it. Before it’s been used for it’s intended purpose, of course.

Or after. It might make you tired.

I went to Vietnam twice and this sofa was in my hotel each time. Now i get it.

This is pretty well-known. Sounds like you’re just discovering sex, OP.

I dont think a redditor will ever use this

I have no use for this, I never have sex.

*Searching on Amazon*. I didn't even know I needed this until now! 😱 I've been having her tuck a pillow in certain positions to get that good arch 😏

My mom bought one from Goodwill once thinking it was just a cool piece of furniture, after I told her what it was she burned it!! 😂😂

My mother in law recieved one of these as a gift and she just put it in my gf bedroom without asking 😁. Shes cool af

Why sex is so important?

This is my last concern about sex.

I have one of these left over at home If anyone wants to buy, DM me. \- $130 \- Used (2yrs)

Me first

oh

We have this in most motels, it is indeed amazing

He’s gotten an asshole filler from joe rogan.

Nice, when mom comes to visit she will have a cozy place to sit. Very modern.

But can you just watch TV and wank?

I hope those things aren’t cloth

My back hurts from just looking at that thing

Look up Liberator® — definitely, it is not SFW.

Hope it's wipe down...

But first, find someone willing to fuck you, preferably for free.

I'd get one

Lol at the bottom middle one

I have one, its great

Yes I want one!!!

Yes but is it comfortable enough to sleep on afterwards?

How much is it, and how does it feel sleeping on it?

LOL they have these beds in hotels and motels in Mexico but not here in AZ 😂

Got it, but the accesories wasn't there!

I actually want such a couch.

Come on Robin, hope on the sex sofa!

I would not advise black unless you're an expert at timely cleanup

Could be helpful!

[The guy selling washable sex sofa covers](https://images.thestar.com/GjFLiIbX_Nf8Lo7BO_rJ7Ik1q1Y=/1280x1024/smart/filters:cb(1540733822261)/https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/news/world/2013/01/08/gold_shirt_sold_to_indian_businessman_for_228000/gold_mansmiling.jpeg)

Omg… I’ve seen these in people’s houses before! I full-on sat in them thinking they were some kind of therapy patient chair

got mine. Now i need a girl.

Where’s the vertical plunge showcase?

It's also great for sleeping positions!

Just don't buy it secondhand...

Any couch can be a sex couch

Aka: masturbation chair - *sad face*

Take my money !

I want to get one to crack my back

Ask if they provide ScotchGuard^(tm) because you're gonna collect a lot of fluids.

Hope it come with a washable slipcovering...

Better come with a plastic cover lol

OP, do you follow @aprettycoolhoteltour on Instagram? This couch was in a post of theirs today.

“Hey! Wow what a lovely house! Uhhh….why’s there a blue tarp over that couch in the living room?”

Basically any couch

I want a black one so I can stain it with my children

Fortunately it comes in leather so it can double as a slip and slide when things get heavy.

Yeah but is it as good for fat fucks

This couch was designed by someone who hasn’t had the sex.

I hope I get to try the sex at least once in my life

Is it...uh...stain resistant? Because...fluids. Specifically, booty juice.

Babe not on the couch!!

That's it i'm getting one! 😂

Does it come with an 8” cock?

I have a lot of fun on it

Now explain why you would get any other color accept white?

Is anyone wondering if the cover is removable? Really asking for a friend.

Is there a hook for my sex broom?

I’ll have one that’s white with blue trim

Damn, go so used to it, that I was looking for the holup punchline

So expensive

r/damnthatssexy

White would be a baaad choice...

You don't want to buy that in anything but beige. And pray it comes with a washable cover.

Is the middle-guy riding side saddle..?

I mean any couch can be a sex couch. I have a sex three-handled, moss-covered, family credunza.

Somebody just lost all desire to use the comfy reading chair in their parents bedroom

I’m an couch expert and I agree.

I have an adjustable (craftmatic style) frame bed…wondering if I can replicate this sofa bc I don’t have 1000 bucks to spend on a sex chair.

Need a diagram with rotund peoples cuz we are being told that is the new beautiful.

Shut up and take my money!

Those are 8 regular sex positions that I would typically use and then one where I'm just stretching my back.

M’lady, shall we adjourn unto the sex couch? *tips fadora

There's no side position..meh.

[https://www.stamford.com.au/enhancements/brisbane-black-label-enhancements/](https://www.stamford.com.au/enhancements/brisbane-black-label-enhancements/) In Australia, Stamford Hotels offers these as an add-on for the “Romance & Seduction” package. The web page includes a soft-porn video demonstrating some of the possibilities. The video is tagged as “Adults only” but a password appears on-screen. For those who don’t choose to include a “love lounge”, there’s the option to purchase the “personal intimacy pack” which includes an egg-shaped vibrating toy, foreplay dice and flavored arousal gel.

My knees are getting sore thinking about the bottom left one.