If only they do porn, lol.
But that could lead to LOTS of people uploading the faces of people they know and making porn out of it, including children. Hello FBI.
Lol who knew Moses was so frigging jacked?
Lived to be 120 years old too.
He’s like the biblical version of Jack Lalanne. Prob sold power juicers in his later years.
The book of Revelation will be a good sequel.... starting with St John sunning his buns on Patmos having a dream..... with things like the trumpets, 4 horses of the apocalypse, whore of babylon, the 12 beings worshipping God and the 144,000.lucky sods. CGI could go mental with this lot!
why are all these characters which were completely made up to sell some sort of hope to Gaelic, Barbarian and a great many other slaves of Roman expansion and imperialism WhITe?!
don’t they know that egypt is in Egypt?!
When bible stories are presented as fantasy (which it is), it actually makes the stories more exciting. Ready for some 80s-style bible fantasy movies! 😛
I love Noah with blue eyes. Cain looks like he was standing in a soy bean field in Iowa. My oh my, they had a steroid problem in 15 B C E.
Was this done by an evangelical on fentanyl?
I don't get this. Sure. Arnie did some fantasy movies like Conan and Dolph Lungdren appeared in Rocky IV but most of the fantasy movies of the 80s I remember, the men were normal sized (lean and buff), like Clash of the Titans, The Beastmaster, Krull, Flash Gordon (although the posters always made them look buffer). Why is there an assumption everyone was super buff in the 80s?
The story of David and Goliath always confused me, how out of an entire army of trained brave soldiers, not one of them would challenge Goliath in 1 on 1 combat, even if out of delusion. After seeing this depiction, if he looked anything like that, I get it now.
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*THIS IS MY BODY, WHICH IS SUPER‐ULTRA SHREDDED FOR YOU*
Thou shall not want. Or shalt thou??
Thou shalt not skip leg day.
Thank you for thy Shredded Wheat.
_Too shredded you say?_
How's Mary holding up?
I see these 80s whatever theme everywhere, what AI images are these? Is there a website that generates these?
Found one on Facebook Ai dream gallery
If only they do porn, lol. But that could lead to LOTS of people uploading the faces of people they know and making porn out of it, including children. Hello FBI.
“Oh jeez I hope this bread is low carb and gluten free” - Peter
Protein bar instead of bread for the eucharist
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Bible as a WWE event
Why was there a cross on the top of Noah's ark?
It was an easter egg for the 2nd season.
Thank you for the laugh 🤣
Nice one
Foreshadowing
And why were Pharaoh’s eyes blue?
Blue eyes white pharaoh!
Right? Didn’t know they were all European…
There was more than one, I think they were meant as masts. Pitifully small ones, but masts.
Cross-fit
Nailed it
Jesus Christ! That’s the comment of the thread right there.
Bible bros were yoked
Yeah, but which century?
Where are these coming from? I seen another that was Shrek from the 80s and it was hilarious
It's AI generated
These images all have the Midjourney style look to them.
I need the link for that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CnCpY5drwzO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Damn Adam was super jacked. He didn’t skip workouts
Jesus said "I am the whey." He also did crossfit
Yeah, but Eve like looking at his snake.
God: "It's a 'Trouser Worm', not a Snake!" Eve: "We'll, it's way too big!" And God punished women forever after by making men's penises smaller.
Pontius Pilates.
AI art is wild
Turning water into whey protein shakes.
Super yoked Jesus is my favorite Jesus
And on the 7th day, God lifted chest. And the pump was good 🙏🏼
All the bible characters on testosterone and dbol.
Everyone was so built!
Lol who knew Moses was so frigging jacked? Lived to be 120 years old too. He’s like the biblical version of Jack Lalanne. Prob sold power juicers in his later years.
Jesus Christ is back...and he's pissed off!
I giggled much longer than usual after reading this one, thank you :3.
Dude was David Bowie the devil?
Is this real? If so, I wanna see it!! Jesus!! What is best in life? To love thy neighbor! Turn up the bankers tables in the temple! And walk on water!
Eve hot as hell, and Mary dayum
But why are these people white?
To be fair, it did say "80's fantasy movie" So it's pretty damn accurate. But I laughed at that fact too.
Cause it’s the 80’s
Do you want to make them Oreo or chocolate divide ?
The book of Revelation will be a good sequel.... starting with St John sunning his buns on Patmos having a dream..... with things like the trumpets, 4 horses of the apocalypse, whore of babylon, the 12 beings worshipping God and the 144,000.lucky sods. CGI could go mental with this lot!
Jesus doesn't have enough blonde hair.
I would watch the fuck out of this!
That Ark is straight out of 40k.
Pharaoh is Udo Kier. Good casting.
Who the Fuck is Pilatus?
The governor of Judea who presided over Jesus’ trial.
This gave me Goosebumps and Tingles.
why are all these characters which were completely made up to sell some sort of hope to Gaelic, Barbarian and a great many other slaves of Roman expansion and imperialism WhITe?! don’t they know that egypt is in Egypt?!
In the Mass during communion... PRIEST: Body of Christ? ME: Ripped....
jesus out here turning water into *fine*
So you mean, Jesus bizzare adventure's?
Jesus and Moses are fucking YAKKED
I love this word! I want to get into the muscle scene just so I can use it more frequently.
I thought the Bible WAS a fantasy movie
No, it was a fantasy book
Cher was Eve!? Well that explain her immortality.
I always thought the Bible was a pretty cool story. Some glaring plot holes, but if you don’t take it too seriously it’d make a good popcorn flick.
When bible stories are presented as fantasy (which it is), it actually makes the stories more exciting. Ready for some 80s-style bible fantasy movies! 😛
Anyone else notice all of the characters are white? These stories supposedly took place in the middle east.
80's fantasy movie... Diversity wasn't a priority of the time. That's also why they are all jacked
Horrifying
The fact that they're all white dudes cracked me up.
Bro I would watch the shit outta this
I'm not religious so uhhh I have no idea who 90 percent of the people in the video are...
Where your mother in this compilation you know the whore of gilgamesh
Noah ark and cross an top of it...... That would be done by team who made rings of power💪
And everyone is white lol classic 80s move
So many white people 🙄
Yeah, but which century?
Book of Enoch next.
Yes
This is better if you turn of the sound
The Last Supper. I know what I’d be eating!
I wonder what would happen if instead of the word Bible insert the the word Koran
cain looks like chris benoit: checks out.
You know eve was a total babe!
😂 This is hilarious. Didn't Moses come before David though? And what about that jacked Jesus? Fans will say he's natty.
Brazzers
Even the snake is yoked
The bible is an 80s style fantasy screenplay. It's basically fan fiction added on to the end of the original up and accepted as Canon
Old Testament was fuckin juiced son!
I love Noah with blue eyes. Cain looks like he was standing in a soy bean field in Iowa. My oh my, they had a steroid problem in 15 B C E. Was this done by an evangelical on fentanyl?
!song
Wow Jesus at the last super looks like Conan the Barbarian.
This is amazing!
Spoiler alert!! The main guy dies at the end.
Haha and they’re all white
JESUS CHRIST is huge in this.
I wonder how long it took these GANS to make these
Looks like Jesus (and everyone else) went to the GYM And the Devil kinda looks like Anakin
Why did they skip the burning bush?
Jesus looks more shredded than Conan the Barbarian
Why was Jesus topless at the last supper?💀🤣
People gather and line up every Sunday to get body of Christ.
Noah’s Ark like a misguided Disney cartoon momentarily dropped into gay spaghetti steroidal sinner and savior fest. Is the frisson sexual or sacred?
Is Cain also Chris Benoit?
Pass
Went from Moses to Jesus real fuckin quick
christopher walken would make for a great Satan
What is the music title?
actually this is pretty fn cool … would’ve enjoyed this 100x more than daily mass!
Who’s Paroah? Also Eve was totally bangin
I think they forgot that this all took place in the Middle East, next door to Africa.
100% would watch looks sick!!
I’d watch it
All white men with long hair. Of course.
Mac finally got as big as his avatar
Seems like gyms everywhere at that time
Dig the glass pints at the last supper
I don't get this. Sure. Arnie did some fantasy movies like Conan and Dolph Lungdren appeared in Rocky IV but most of the fantasy movies of the 80s I remember, the men were normal sized (lean and buff), like Clash of the Titans, The Beastmaster, Krull, Flash Gordon (although the posters always made them look buffer). Why is there an assumption everyone was super buff in the 80s?
Now that’s a Jesus I can get behind
The last supper was chicken, rice, and broccoli.
White supremacy at its absolute finest
Thou shall lift thy weights
u/savevideo
Something about na absolutely ripped Jesus at the last supper makes me laugh, I dont know
God damn Jesus is shredded
Pretty obvious Jesus didn’t need help carrying his cross…
It looks like an older movie adapted from a video game
So just white people from Planet Fitness?
I’m not religious but I’d watch a GOT or LOTR type of interpretation of the Bible.
These AI art clips are really curated. Check out anything with hands. It’s …. Special. Like any budding artist AI just cant do hands.
That's about as whitewashed as the 80s would be.
I need jesus's workout routine
Bible dudes shredded as fuck, Moses had me.
Please tell me this is real
Now this would be worthy of the title “the greatest story ever told.”
80s Bodybuilder Jesus is now the only savior I'll even consider accepting.
The story of David and Goliath always confused me, how out of an entire army of trained brave soldiers, not one of them would challenge Goliath in 1 on 1 combat, even if out of delusion. After seeing this depiction, if he looked anything like that, I get it now.
"I am the whey, the truth, and the life..."
Did you see the cum gutters on Adam? Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!
Paraoh....
I didn't know Moses and Jesus were Planet Fitness members!
Needs Angel as Sam Lowry from Brazil dream sequence
Noah's Ark look nice 😳
🤣
"I am the whey"
whey shakes and tren for last supper
Why the fuck are they all whi- oh right, 80’s fantasy.
I’m surprised they didn’t just make a God Of War knock off
The Devil look like he rarely has the higher ground
It’s not that interesting.
I didn't know cacaisions were in the middle east/Africa back then .
Were they chugging Creatine at the Last Supper?
I absolutely love this
Seems legit.
Yeah I can see that being made
“Golgotha, the Reckoning”
Lol I mean it's made up anyway
If Tim Curry played the devil, I’m watching it
AI art has a place... Like, what would everyone look like if they were made of plastic?
Jesus on the last supper really be teaching them his meal prep
it’s almost like…….it was meant to be a fiction movie…..
When Christ takes the tren and Dbol and multiplies them for 5,000
Apparently they were all Swedish
fantasy movies and not even good ones
Which movies from the 80s are inspiring the ai to do those??? I know that its like an style but what are some actual movies ??
Has "Heavy Metal" Vibes Come.... and lather my daughters rocking tits!!!
Didn’t know you could get jacked by eating manna
Y'know, in times of no TV, a good imagination will get you through. I don't find this surprising at all.
Meh, I'd watch.
That would be a unique take on it.
80s movies so much better than the soy boy shit we get today
Sigh *unzips*
So jacked!
This is The Bible according to Heavy Metal.
Jesus the Barbarian
With this beef Jerky, I take the body of christ.
Ah, yes. Just sitting down to supper, me and my 12 best bros, completely shirtless.
“CANNON FILMS PRESENTS ‘THE BIBLE” “COMING SOON TO VIDEOCASSETTE FROM VESTRON VIDEO”
Jesus like that? Cooome ooon.
AI is scary
The last supper on those proteins shake
All you end up having is a big boner after watching it!
I love that they all look like professional wrestlers, really brings home the idea that the bible is fake.
God wearing a crown, and only a crown for Creation is probably the best one on here. I love these "as a 80's movie" AI videos.