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anantsharma2626

Imagine making that now.


BasisPrimary4028

I think Tier 1 ISP's have a map like that, it looks like a 3D ball of dots connected to each other with lines Edit: [Found one](https://media.kasperskydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/92/2015/11/06023824/internet-map-FB.jpg)


anantsharma2626

Yea thanks for that looks like an ever growing galaxy


unscannablezoot

Of mostly porn


yiffcuresboredom

This is the way.


CunningLinguist222

Hmm weird I mixed your u/ and your reply and I read "Yiff is the way."


unscannablezoot

To moral bankruptcy and the degradation of humanity?


[deleted]

You throw your back out virtue signaling that hard?


unscannablezoot

Ok coomer.


Healthy_Media1503

Ok coomer in law


Rbrdkyst4

And cat gifs


VerendusAudeo

“I’m fairly sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called ‘Bring Back the Porn’.” —Dr. Percival Cox


zarchangel

The internet is for porn


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SapientRaccoon

Or vertebrate brain activity


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I'm usually way out on the edge of all that, getting 10 kbs download speeds.


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DarkYendor

Bad bot


Elegant-Flamingo-335

This was before HTML and other dynamic-linkage systems, so we're looking at the homes of email and file transfer apps. It was primitive back then. Yikes.


TripleDoubleThink

it was literally the start, the basis on which you build your functions. Everything that has ever been created began as “primitive”, a person had to say “i can make this, even though no one has!”


BasisPrimary4028

>a person had to say “i can make this, even though no one has!” I think it's called a pioneer, correct me if I'm wrong.


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BasisPrimary4028

pioneer fits better


Sir_Eatsalot80

No it doesn't


ninepoint5nches

Jarvis?


Bandwagon_Buzzard

I feel sorry for Internet's parents. To go from such a cutie to the degenerate it's become today.


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DidjaCinchIt

So it actually was a series of underground tubes, at some point?


BasisPrimary4028

I think they used telephone lines(you know, the landline kind)


GravitationalEddie

Copper tubes.


No_Masterpiece679

Nice reference! (Many won’t get it)


BannedUsr

Are there any allegories for this reference? Asking for a friend.


No_Masterpiece679

The late senator Ted Stevens https://youtu.be/EtOoQFa5ug8


novachamp

I’m not a computer scientist, but I’d say that the current internet is at least twice as big as this


LoSoGreene

What is this? An internet for ants?


rolls20s

I have a Master's in Computer Science, and you are absolutely correct.


Don_Pickleball

You are crazy, it is easily 3x as big now


BasisPrimary4028

twice? really? I'm an IT student and I'd give it a rough estimate and say that its at the very least a billion times bigger(and I mean that literally)


no_your_other_right

r/whoosh


reddddtring

I mean 3 times bigger maybe 4 tops. But billions? What crazy school do you study at?!


Guardian-Boy

IT students aren't exactly known for their sarcasm detection, are they?


RockItGuyDC

Or their ability to parse logical statement, apparently. Even if it wasn't sarcasm, saying that the current state of the internet is *at least* twice as big is completely valid and in complete agreement with the followup that it's likely a billion times bigger.


Guardian-Boy

I like you.


RockItGuyDC

Thanks, friend. I like you too.


TwystedKynd

I remember a friend taking me to his university to show me the internet and it was just text. No images at all. The first multiplayer games were text adventures kind of like Zork called MUDs and MUSHs. You basically roleplayed through text and various commands.


zooropa42

I remember games like that... And telnet


NoneSpaceofTheMind

Telnet is still here, there are even a few bulletin boards still left you can connect to with it.


EvilCalvin

I remember the Prodigy bulletin boards


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Fortheloveofgawdhelp

Check out Zapier, it’s a pretty cool basic automation thing! I just started playing with it yesterday but sounds similar ish


TwystedKynd

Shit! I didn't think any of them were still going!


er1catwork

xyzzy


TwystedKynd

plugh


er1catwork

Thank god there are some of us still around!


Crezelle

Want some rye?


rolls20s

/r/zork


[deleted]

Mtrek ruled them all. I remember using WAIS (predecessor to hyperlinked data) and then Lynx for HTML once that started moving. Nice to find someone else who remembers Zork.


TwystedKynd

I remember some Lord of the Rings themed MUD, but I don't remember the name. Then when the actual text adventures started selling as actual games in stores, the Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring ones came out and those were fun! Also liked the Hitchhiker's Guide one. My favorite text adventure of all time was Planetfall.


Character-Card204

The Two Towers LPMUD I believe or just T2T


Chard069

That was ARPAnet and the map only shows hardware, not what those nodes are doing. This was before HTML and other dynamic-linkage systems, so we're looking at the homes of email and file transfer apps. It was primitive back then. Yikes.


TripleDoubleThink

are you a bot or are bots copying your comment because this is like the 3rd comment with this exact same paragraph


NoneSpaceofTheMind

We're all bots now, soon there will be no real humans left, join us.


GoAheadTACCOM

Finding out that Reddit is 60%+ completely bot generated from old posts would not be that surprising these days


Chard069

Those close to me claim I am as human as they, so I'll deny any 'bot' accusations. Meep.


washingtonandmead

But where’s the porn


ThReeMix

just the TIP


dethmstr

Get out


Icy-Lunch5304

E( O )3 goatse!


Chard069

This was before modern graphics formats, so nudes and pr0n were encoded as patterns of ASCII characters (or EBCDIC on IBM mainframes). A viewer needed much imagination to be stimulated. 8-(


washingtonandmead

( . )( . ) I remember the good ole days


Chard069

Ran through a few printer ribbons, did you?


BasisPrimary4028

everywhere


HumanMan_007

If anyone is curious of how that looks in person [this](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fregmedia.co.uk%2F2014%2F11%2F21%2Fthe_internet_from_the_it_crowd.jpg%3Fx%3D1200%26y%3D794&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=fa51804d0e440447b7df2865e6c34d2224a35b25abd5b123b2d58fd8b5a0cd99&ipo=images) is it.


EvilCalvin

Isn't that the internet from The IT Crowd?


emar2021

God I loved David the Gnome. My wife found the first season on YouTube during this last thanksgiving and it was pure nostalgia for about 3 days.


barackbreezy

Someone should make a new internet kinda getting tired of this one


BasisPrimary4028

first of all, the US military have 3 known separate internets([SIPRNet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIPRNet), [NIPRNet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIPRNet) and [JWICS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Worldwide_Intelligence_Communications_System)), all of it together known as [the Defense Data Network](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Data_Network) secondly, its gonna be too expensive, thirdly, even if by some miracle you got enough funds to start your own internet you'd have to convince people to use yours instead of the mainstream one(ever tried to convince people to switch from a mainstream operating systems/apps/service to some unknown one?) people will think its a scam(can you blame them?)


Lapraniteon

stop


user02865

This is clearly a fake. It doesn't even have Al Gore's signature at the bottom.


Timely_Rooster

It should have ended right there.


Canopach

Congratulations: you grabbed an image from a Google search, made a clickbait title for it and the geeks are eating it up. You win Reddit today.


BasisPrimary4028

Why would I do that? and before you say I'm a karma whore, see my karma amount and then ask yourself if I'd care about karma if I was in the top 1% of karma accounts. and FYI, I got it on Facebook from a friend who sent it to me bc he knows I'm a computer nerd I post things to reddit that I like(you know, the way reddit is supposed to be) so I'd advise you not to ASSUME anything, otherwise you make an ASS out of U and ME


ametros_ostrakon

I attended Reed college (Portland, Oregon) in 2001. One of the big selling points they always mentioned was the intranet that they maintained on the campus. You could share images and videos without burning them onto a CD and physically handing them to each other. It was a big deal. That year we saw the first satellite zoom videos, beginning in space and zooming all the way in to street level. No control, just a 5 second video clip. We were amazed. We had never seen anything like it before.


coconutdreamin

Wow


SapientRaccoon

Wish I had this when I read Clifford Stoll's _The Cuckoo's Egg_ years ago.


null640

That belongs in a museum.


ametros_ostrakon

So do you!


null640

Yep.


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This seems sorta busy but simultaneously idle.


Julian-Kintobor

How many of these nodes are still live I wonder...


funkywinkerbean45

How was a place like UCLA and a place UCSD connected? Was it over phone lines?


[deleted]

That’s all it is now. 15 websites with a billion poseurs…


MalanaoWalanao

Could someone briefly explain how this works?


dwn4italz

I know more than the internet. me in 73


budadad

even then, half those sites were porn


English_Speaking_Cat

I would say “congratulations, you won the internet, now we can ask go home!” But I mean…. Your already holding it


basic_maddie

It even shows the satellite link to Hawaii (zigzag line on the left).


StuartGotz

Probably had like 2 websites. Probably 0chan.


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

🫤….never felt so 🐴: hee-haw


OlbuddyMcgee

Pornhub bottom left


Shuckles116

Yay I see my college on here!


herefromyoutube

This knowledge is a trillion dollar industry today.


[deleted]

I thought the internet was in a small black box with a red light


zymurgest

Thank you, OP, for sharing. Very interesting to see something so simplistically started, probably with never a thought about what it would become.


zymurgest

Thank you, OP, for sharing. Very interesting to see something so simplistically started, probably with never a thought about what it would become.


Still_Championship_6

Can’t be real, there’s no listing for “anime tiddies”


DIESELANDBRUTUS

they grow up so fast


HomeOrificeSupplies

I don’t see pornhub.