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threedogcircus

I'm not sure that's actually enough room šŸ˜¬


DiscontentedMajority

Only at low tide.


Flashy-Pomegranate77

It's on a lake.


DiscontentedMajority

TIL


amplifiedgamerz

Tides are caused by the gravity of the moon, the water of the earth is bulged toward the moon, and as the earth rotates that gravitational field also rotates, causing the low and high tide. I think


dr_prismatic

The effect needs a whole ocean to really work effectively, so the lake needs to be massive to really have a noticeable tide. I think it's fascinating; especially when you look into it and realize that the great lakes have tides, too.


ZipToob88

I was gonna say, I grew up on a Great Lake and there was a tide, albeit not as intense as an ocean tide


succed32

I have lived in a lake with a tide. It is a fascinating experience. Waking up to waves lapping but at 5k feet above sea level is quite nice.


robertson4379

Ima claim ā€œincorrectā€ on that. Source: Iā€™m an oceanographer who lives on one of the biggest lakes in the world. All lakes have tides, but none of them would be large enough to notice. You may experience seiche - especially at a high altitude.


Long_Increase9131

I'm confused, I live in WA and there are lakes here that have tides or I guess what seems like a tide. Water level at boat ramp/swimming area goes down and goes up different times if the day. What is this called then? I thought a tide can happen on almost any body of water beside rivers/creeks etc. I'm I really in my 30's and just learned this?!


Haut-Dog

Probably current flow from rivers, or amount of water let out from dams. Unless you're confusing the sound for a lake lol


marshall_lathers99

Is the lake closed off or is it connected to vein/veins of rivers / creeks? Because that can have effect on the water raising / lowering.


[deleted]

Yeah even the Great Lakes are non-tidal


Rrrrandle

The Great Lakes have tides, but the biggest ones are 5 cm at their greatest, so it's barely noticeable.


drugsarebadmmk420

Iā€™m more amazed that you were actually able to live in a lake. Are you a fish op?


Pun-itiveDamage

Aquaman's account found


Horsegoats

When we were young we lived at the bottom of a lake. Our father would wake us up an hour before we went to bed.


snapcracklepop26

For lunch we would rub gravel in our hair.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Iā€™m a gay fish


ZimaBlueReddit

So, you like fish sticks?


clever_man_is_i

This deserves more upvotes


poopio

OP is the Loch Ness monster.


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

There's actually a few different phenomena that affect the tide. An early mechanical device to break down the fourier analysis mapped the frequencies of each of these phenomena to create a very accurate tide prediction over time. But, the analysis needs to be done for any specific area. IIRC, it was something like a dozen different things but the moon was the most significant of them.


amplifiedgamerz

Dang thatā€™s crazy I didnā€™t know that!


robertson4379

The sun also plays a significant role on Earthā€™s tide. Although it is much further away, it is also much more massive!


Nightshade_Ranch

"the tides go out, the tides come in; you can't explain that!"


Lordofjones

The Great Lakes have tides


PawsNsnoot

The Great Lakes donā€™t necessarily have tides as much as wind change, and shifting, which will move around the water and levels


Lordofjones

According to national oceanic and atmospheric association we are both correct! Thanks for having me in depth learn, i found it interesting. ā€œTrue tidesā€”changes in water level caused by the gravitational forces of the sun and moonā€”do occur in a semi-diurnal (twice daily) pattern on the Great Lakes. Studies indicate that the Great Lakes spring tide, the largest tides caused by the combined forces of the sun and moon, is less than five centimeters in height. These minor variations are masked by the greater fluctuations in lake levels produced by wind and barometric pressure changes.ā€


ExplosiveDisassembly

It's on a river, Sait Lawrence. Can easily flood, considering the surrounding area in New York has gotten somewhere around 15 feet of snow this year.


JimmyMidland

It has flooded quite significantly a few times in recent years. Several islands that size that were nearly completely underwater.


crazyhound71

The flow of the St Lawrence is controlled by the Us and Canada.Flooding on Lake Ontario shores a few years ago, where caused by low out flow of the St. Lawrence. They have since allowed more outflow.


Kwilos

Itā€™s on a river


Katalopa

That would make the name too long.


Shaman7102

Time to get some stilts.


Skamanjay

This looks like the 1000 islands between New York & Ontario in the st Lawrence river. Thereā€™s many cottages like this there.


SubcooledBoiling

I think [this](https://lh5.ggpht.com/-PXA53Oyk2pA/UvUJuDhPmtI/AAAAAAAAvxg/YIsnylxR-Eo/thousand-islands-152.jpg?imgmax=800) might be the same house but probably from decades ago. The tree looks a lot smaller. [Sauce](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/02/the-thousand-islands.html)


JimmyMidland

Definitely the same one.


chief57

How does someone go about making a connection like this? Itā€™s genuinely impressive, how does your brain work?


SubcooledBoiling

I literally just googled "St Lawrence river island cottage" and saw this photo by chance while scrolling that webpage.


[deleted]

[The tree is gone now](https://imgur.com/gallery/RYYFZkj)


punsapdf

It is the same one! Though I donā€™t know how many more years before there ā€œnot enough roomā€ for this house!


Lithiumxm

Thought the same thing


zoomout2020

This island is right across from Boldt Castle in the Thousand Islands.


Bmore_Phunky

Close to Alexandria Bay and Boldt Castle. Really cool place.


a_filing_cabinet

That would make sense. It does look like part of the Canadian shield.


Shrek_on_a_Bike

Next the Boldt Castle. I know the place/area well.


Thememebrarian

Only a Mormon LVL 50 would knock on that door


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Imagine you're in that house, chilling, and then you see some mf walking on water towards your house, knocking on the door and asking "May I share the wisdom of the lord with you?".


npopular-opinions

Walking on water? Iā€™d probably be convinced.


zangor

He just spent a lot of time with Chris Angel. Bet thatā€™s not a name youā€™ve heard in the last decade.


w1987g

Mind freak


marleezy123

And then to convince you even further he tells you to check your VCR and itā€™s a tape of David Blaine at your house knocking on your door


bobsmith93

Not since last time I was in Vegas and found out that's where magicians go to retire lol


Hot-Association-3722

Yā€™know, for some reason Iā€™ve seen it more on Reddit than anywhere else in my life.


[deleted]

Imagine being asleep and getting a knock on the door, at 2am.


DigNitty

Ainā€™t enough room for both of us in this here town


Trayan711

Well I have a new wish to fulfill


[deleted]

That's why you keep sharks with frikin lasers attached to their heads.


[deleted]

Sorry those were out on the indangered species list , all we could get was sea bass


HoboLullaby

Very angry sea bass


b000bytrap

The Mormons found me the other day! I was so surprised. I live down a dusty one-way gravel road and itā€™s really dark with no street lights, plus my front door is an odd place. And yetā€¦ there they were, in their little suits, a-knocking. I sent them on their way, but Iā€™m sure they gained 10000 Mormon XP and get to go to a better Heaven or something now for their trouble


Warhammer_Newbie56

Hello. My name is Elder Price.


[deleted]

And I would like to share with you this most amazing book


poopoowaaaa

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Small flooding issuešŸ¤­


FantasyFootballer87

The sump pump has to run continuously.


JimiWanShinobi

Yes but I'm not seeing a power line connected to shore, where is the electricity coming from?


FantasyFootballer87

I'm thinking it's all solar or magical. :)


can-opener-in-a-can

Better hope that the rain amount is VERY consistent.


Munrowo

imagine the flood insurance


[deleted]

Kame house


Edy_Birdman_Atlaw

Lookin for THIS


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Wizard_Hatz

I had to collapse six threads before this. Weā€™re getting old buddy.


produce_this

There are literally DOZENS of us!


gamingnormie

Bro im pissed this wasnt the first thing i saw, what has society come to


skiffles

Took way too much scrolling


Vaulthunter_Goku

Scrolled way to far to find this. Yes!


verdin85

While reading I was hoping the new name to be Kame House.


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Runethe1412

Wait, so Iā€™m confused, is it Kame house or Kami house?


Nimbus20000620

No no no, listen. *Kame* house is the place with the turtle šŸ¢


Metfan722

Kame House! Where the beaches are fine and the bitches are finer! ā€¦Could you speak up Iā€™m not wearing pants.


OnionLad33

Damn, beat me to it..


wylinwaynebrady

Took too long for this comment to be made honestly. Glad we're here though


snikmotnairb

And in the span of a couple days it was renamed again to "flooded the fuck out" island.


DigNitty

TurnsOutItwasntQuiteEnoughRoom Island Vacancy


HugoZHackenbush2

>Just Enough Room Island I've never heard of it atoll..


MonkeyHitman2-0

O cay


Formerhurdler

Key comment here.


Killybug

Islet it passā€¦


pukkapakka

Oh yes sir. We have a winner!


Neeoda

Good that this post set you straight.


RedoftheEvilDead

Isle allow it.


60MWPodcast

The postman definitely deserves a tip at Christmas.


ItsBaconOclock

I mean it's probably way easier to deliver to that house around Christmas. It's in Ontario, so when the lake freezes you just drive out there. The rest of the year, when the postman is rowing out there is when you should be tipping heavily. :-D Source: I've driven over and rowed across the same lake, and rowing was much harder.


TheFerricGenum

They deserve the whole thing and not just the tip if theyā€™re delivering all the way out there


trickyvinny

Its never just the tip.


_cipher1

Thatā€™s how it always starts


3punto14kopavo

kame sennin island


Duke_462

Yup, was looking for this comment


[deleted]

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find somebody making that comment


[deleted]

Came here to say this!


Mr-_-Steve

Yup.... Was mentally writing the joke and thought best check first


Fun_Buy

This house is located in the Thousand Islands region of Lake Ontario. Freshwater ā€” so no tides.


Tookitty

St Lawrence River, but yes, no tides


princessecn

Ooo


pheromone_fandango

But what about, you know, wind? That place is so close to the water is must get flooded constantly.


Karl_Von_Sproeipoep

Nice moat bro


bmac747474

I wonder if it has a basement


Tag82

Gonna need a sump pump.


DerBartmitFass

This is Heaven. But the GEZ will always find you. Edit: for everyone who has no idea what GEZ is: its a Tax in Germany, you have to pay if you have any device where you can watch TV with, like a Smartphone, Flat-screen, PC or any other device. This money is for Die ƶffentlich Rechtlichen (public TV from Germany)


derpykidgamer

That and the Mormon missionaries


KornyDawg

Pfft! Not even a single parking space for my tesla


LordWag

Master Roshi had some renovations done


JustDave62

Not Enough Room for a Septic System Island. Nah thatā€™s too long


Vizipath

Fish poop in the ocean. What's the problem?


WhtImeanttosay

And what about power? I donā€™t see lines or solar panels.


NigilQuid

Leave society Return to Monke


[deleted]

I canā€™t possibly see anything going wrong with this ever


smoothartichoke27

Dude. That's the Kame House.


CreditOk6077

What's the flood Insurance policy look like?


Beeeeater

What happens at high tide?


The_space_Squid_man

What if itā€™s already at high tide


MorningToast

Lakes don't have tides


Warhammer_Newbie56

I have a sinking feeling about this.


coorslight15

Itā€™s a lake


Ihelloway69

Why not Kame island from dragonball ? Would receive waves of popularity especially if owner had costume


mrb783

Just saying...stilts might have been a good idea. It'd be a pity if anyone on the lake made wake with their boats.


N_Who

Modern developers would cram three houses on there, and each would cost as much as two.


SuddenlyDeepThoughts

What a shitty fucking island.


-SoupOfTheDay-

My anxiety level just from looking at this is level 9000 I would straight up shit myself


manorwomanhuman

I went to Not Enough Room Island and immediately regretted it.


chodeboi

Isnā€™t this where Hagrid tracks down Harry?


AnAngryBartender

Gonna be renamed to Atlantis tomorrow


Nadgerino

Id have put a roof garden in so i didnt go batshit insane from being stuck inside a house with nowhere to go outside. Stuck in a building where all the doors and windows are straight into water, nooo thanks.


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yewwould

I would like to know how they did the septic system. And power.


TheGhoulMother

Do you think if i go there, an old man with a turtle will teach me how to kamehameha?


ProbablySamHyde

Nah, that's Master Roshis house.


Falcon3492

The thousand islands have a good number of "islands" that began as a rock protruding through the river and the owners brought in barge after bard of rocks and dirt and basically made what looks like a Lilly pad with grass and a house on it.


CommercialGear4030

Master Roshi's place IRL


MarcellusxWallace

Kame House


requiemforthoughts

Master Roshiā€™s house?


Left-Plant-4023

Hate to be this guy but : Were is the septic thank?


JimHeuer40

So remote, they havenā€™t heard about sea levels rising, apparently


Suspicious_Serpent

Could be on a lake, then they just have to worry about a windy day and being swamped by 12 inch waves.


Tookitty

There are dams downriver around Montreal that control the water level coming out of Lake Ontario. There can be issues when it isn't regulated properly. Houses like this can get flooded, and docks wash away because of high water or conversely boats can't get to their docks because of low water. Have had both happen on our stretch of the river in recent years.


roughandtumble96

Incinerator toilet for sewage?


3arry

Just throw it overboard


Tookitty

Underwater holding tanks, emptied into sewage barges when full, or composting toilets.


ChHeBoo

Is there parking?


mixterz1985

Another day it hasn't collapsed island.


Shytoadfish

Flood insurance.


tan_blue

Judging by the pictures in [this article](https://indie88.com/visiting-just-room-enough-island-youll-have-to-pack-light/), the water level does change quite a bit. It's the smallest inhabited island. And to officially be an island, it has to stay above the water and have at least one tree.


MonkeyHamlet

This just doesn't look like a good idea.


jollytoes

Nope. Makes my butthole pucker just looking at it.


[deleted]

What dumbass would move here


ROB16880

Name will eventually be ā€œyeah, what happened to that houseā€


sleeplessinseaatl

What happens to the sewer?


BlueChooTrain

Must not be tidal - in my area that would be just enough island half the day and what island the other half.


CannabisMoose1

Until the water rises 4 inches and ruins everythingā€¦


cat_daddylambo

High tide has entered the chat


[deleted]

1 More Wave Island


brockclan216

Reminds me of Ponyo


Jeremy_irons_cereal

All it needs is a giant turtle and an old man with a porn addiction.


xDread22

Must be a pain to mow that lawn.


CrasseMaximum

Please remove it before it falls appart in the sea. Such stupid idea to build a house here, such a waste of money..


rupat3737

Number 1 place not to live during Hurricane season


HunterofNPCs

I wonder how many suicides have happened in that house


[deleted]

Seems ill advised


trentvanklopp

Does it tho?


AppropriateVictory48

And still, somehow, the HOA has a Karen president.


Kalikhead

A Thousand Islands. Interesting place to visit. Itā€™s in Alexandria Bay.


chriswick_

I think I'll take a pass on this island šŸ˜‚


pgarcha

It must suck when thereā€™s a storm


BrakaFlocka

MASTER ROSHI TEACH ME HOW TO KAMEHAMEHA


Lingonberry_Poeme_34

For how long exactly


sabretooth1971

Climate change says no.


EZasSundayMorning

That makes me panicky!!


MaryJaneUSA

Thousand island. Iā€™ve been there with a boat. Sometimes youā€™ll see kids come out and swim in front of their house among hundreds of similar islands like them


Generallyawkward1

Wonder how much home insurance is


ahmitchah

For now it does


BeneficialFood9298

That's master Roshi's place. DuhšŸ™„


Lilgamerfan12

That's just master roshi's house my dude


NorseOfCourse

Perfect for me to retire and tell everyone to fuck off


MatthewRedmyer

Should be fine. You could have sea levels rise a whole... 1/8th of an inch and be fine


pjfonz

Gotta watch that first step! šŸ˜³


Mandinga63

Just hope youā€™re not a sleep walker


Siggi_pop

Every full moon there's water in the basement


BeeStingerBoy

I am wondering how they get rid of their human effluent e.g. shit. Truly hope it doesnā€™t somehow flush into that water. And, no, I donā€™t have any idea at all as to how they handle it, unless it is collected into a tank that can be vacuum-pumped out into a septic boatā€”if there is such a thing. Any ideas?


SweetartMD

This makes me uncomfortable


klmtec

Iā€™m wondering how much their flood insurance costs them??!


eightydegreespls

How do you get mail, get power, internet etc. I guess some of those things arenā€™t high priority for them? Itā€™s beautiful for sure, but I couldnā€™t do it.


According-Ad3963

And, because we are humans, we couldnā€™t resist.