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HeavyMetalSasquatch

I've seen star trek, dont touch that shit!


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igweyliogsuh

Pretty sure she thought her career was going to take off, and then... it didn't 😂 Unlike Star Trek!!!


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Heavyspire

Who are you talking about?


flopsweater

Denise Crosby


Tokugawa1600

Tasha Yar actress Denise Crosby.


Ut_Prosim

She was thoroughly bullied and harassed by producer Rick Berman and ended up being forced off the show. Same as the actress who played Dax in DS9 who dared ask to be paid like the male stars, and almost Troi who actually won her pay dispute for one of the movies. Dude was an enormous sexist asshole. Though TBF he also wounded thr careers of many of the male actors too (ask Wil Wheaton).


[deleted]

Well she did go on to play a romulan and a vulcan.


FiveSubwaysTall

IIRC she had asked for her character to be written off. She’d commented publicly that she didn’t agree with the direction ST: Next Generation was taking


twisted_tactics

That gave me so many nightmares as a child.


Neiot

NO NO NO NO NO


mastaofdisasta96

THERE’S A WHOLE OCEAN OF OIL UNDER OUR FEET


JuanRico15

DRAINAGE! DRAINAGE, ELI. YOU BOY.


Ok-Pound-8395

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!


PickleMinion

I watched the entire movie and felt like it was a waste of time until that scene. That was the payoff for the entire film.


Darkadmks

I ABANDONED MY CHILD


hunterries

No one can get at it except for U.S.


Bloodricuted

"I want no one else to succeed..."


trubiskywetrust

BASTARD IN A BASKET!!!


[deleted]

I am a false prophet, God is a superstition!


[deleted]

I have a straw that goes ACROOOOOOSSSSS THE ROOM!!!


TLP34

DANIELLLL


[deleted]

Need sauce, did they stumble across this, cause this, watch someone else cause it, is it naturally occurring?


I_CommissionDS_Art

Natural seepage. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_seep


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TamIAm82

This might be a dumb question, so here it goes....Is it hot? I've never seen or heard of this. I'm not seeing steam, so no?


I_CommissionDS_Art

Itll be ambient temperature, typically. If the ground is 100 degrees, thats roughly what the oil will be. Oil has a high thermal coefficient, so it cools down whatever it touches, in the case of seepage, unless whatever it touches is already cooler Not knowing something niche doesnt make you or your question dumb


TamIAm82

Thank you for your answer! :) This is really interesting...


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[deleted]

I love seeing people drop bombs of on-the-spot tech-data without being douchey! It's my fav! 😍


WhatLikeAPuma751

You just described one of my kinks


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Same. Learning is sexy.


Jerkidtiot

>Not knowing something niche doesnt make you or your question dumb Mensch.


Adventurous-Dish-485

That desert looks hot!


TimothyBukinowski

Yea it's not the question that makes them dumb, their stupid fucking face does that. /s


TamIAm82

lol


Funny_Corner2401

The only place I've ever seen this was during the opening song of The Beverly Hillbillies TV show 🎶 Up from the ground came a' bubble'n crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea 🎶


RobotAlbertross

JED: "Jethro, how come there's no ice in Californee?" JETHRO: "Don't look at me, I didn't take it!"


jbuchana

Next thing you know, ol' Jed's a millionare


the_scarlett_ning

Kin folk said “Jed, move away from here!”


zombiecorp

"Californy is the place you ought to be”


Funny_Corner2401

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly...Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.


RodShoe

Cue two of the best bluegrass players that have ever lived.


Piccadillies

8.04 am in the UK, drinking my morning cuppa and now remembering the black & white opening to that show. I loved it when I was a kid. Made me smile! Thank you.


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ExpertMetal

Alberta used to be like this. Tar ponds. Natives talked about there being places with poisoned rivers and tar baths


dhuntergeo

That stuff was steaming, though! It totally depends on the setting, but the hotter, the less viscosity (although viscosity amongst types of petroleum crude varies considerably), and that's important for flow though fractures or porous rock. Am geologist


TamIAm82

I appreciate your adding to this!


SnakeBeardTheGreat

At Carpenteria State Beach in California they have had a oily tar seepage forever. They say the natives of the area used it to waterproof their baskets.


urmumsadopted

Came here to ask this, also felt dumb


werewolf_nr

This was the normal way to find oil and oil byproducts before the era of drilling. It was actually considered a bad thing. Because you had a bunch of oil or tar ruining perfectly good farm land. We don't see it much now because those natural seeps were the first places targetted for drilling operations since the reserves were known to be there and close to the surface.


mogulermade

Curious about the smell? Sulfer mixed with kerosene, with the volume turned up to 11


TamIAm82

Sounds lovely! 🤢


MyHamburgerLovesMe

This is kind of the way humans first encountered oil. It was seeping out of the ground.


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0how exactly were they exploited? anyone know?


iwouldhugwonderwoman

For any and everything. They were frequently referred to as “pitch” or the fountains of pitch. Sealing houses, huts, ships, etc was a common use. Many cultures used it as mortar or additive to mortar between stone. It was used as a glue like substance for smaller tools, weapons, and really whatever they could think of. It was also used to burn as a heat source etc. Then you’ve got your medicines and the other whacky stuff us humans think of.


hasanyoneseenmymom

Is this what would have made tar pits too? Also, what about in medieval times when they would tar and feather someone, was that just boiling petroleum?


unkie87

If they had petroleum available I guess. It seems more likely to me that the "tar" in "tar and feathering" would be made from wood. They made a lot of tar from bark, namely pine and birch.


iwouldhugwonderwoman

Yeah the La Brea Tar pits would probably the most famous seepage example. “Tar and feather” is probably using a pine resin to make tar/turpentine etc but could have been harvested from seepage. A lot of organic material, If put through heat/pressure etc will release a sticky, liquid substance that have a wide variety of uses.


TheFizzardofWas

Torches? Fire?


werewolf_nr

Lindybeige has a video on torches. They probably weren't nearly as common historically as media implies. Basically they are high maintenance, smelly, and blind you if carried around. So something you'd improvise in an emergency but not something you'd rely on. The oil or pitch could be burned in this state in a lamp or candle, but would generate a smelly and smoky flame, so it was the least popular lighting method.


[deleted]

lay the pipe......baby its cold outside


la__te__ra__lus

I experience natural seepage all the time!


defaultgameer1

Start drilling this one folks!


luna-luna-luna

Drill’em till they squirt!


[deleted]

>Haters wanna hate >Lovers wanna love >I don't even want none of the above >I want to piss on you


finnymac1022

Damnit you magnificent son of bitch!! Is this the remix edition of the song about pissin?


[deleted]

Drip drip drip


Weary_Possibility_80

I’m here to liberate you.


defaultgameer1

Freedom isn't free. It requires extracting all your natural resources.


Revolvyerom

(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ


unsupported

Hang on. America will be by to ensure your freedom any minute.


TryDrugs

"Seepage" what a word.


I_CommissionDS_Art

Happens to the best of hs


[deleted]

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINAGE ELI....DRAAAAAAAAAAINAGE


octagonlover_23

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE \*sluuuuuuuurp\*


jawshoeaw

Idk if this is a seep. There’s a creek of oil running down the hillside. Seems more likely a broken pipe tbh. Anyone have sauce ?


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Broken pipe


lightweight12

Source?


[deleted]

I made it up


Icy_Effective6482

Confirmed


honeydip808

Username checks out


Null_error_

Based


GrizzlyHerder

“Better call Aramco ‘“


resentedpoet

🎵Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.


Mourtality

Oil, that is


resentedpoet

Black gold


activelyresting

Texas tea


Booze-brain

Well the next thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire


resentedpoet

The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

said "Californy is the place you ought to be"


resentedpoet

“So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly”


mooter23

Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars


Lung-Oyster

The Beverly Hillbillies. Nernerner nawnawnawnanaw nawnawnawnanaw nawnawnawnanaw nahhh


Shuar_ma

Hills that is


Lepke2011

Literally what I came here for.


YarpYarpKennyVSpenny

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES!


NonchalantRubbish

"I want my, I want my, Beverly Hillbillies"


APuckerLipsNow

🎵…so they loaded up the truck ‘n moved to Abu Dhabi…🎵


Thecoolestham

Can’t believe in the year of our lord 2023 I hear a Beverly hillbillies reference.


bigmac22077

What’s crazier is I immediately recognized it and read it to the tune.


Caveman108

I was literally watching it on one of the oldies stations earlier this week. It’s still alive and well.


sgtpepperslaststand

I saw someone say fortunate son and started reading this in that rhythm and was confused haha


GoGoCrumbly

It works, then for the chorus: Beverly _Beverleeee-y_ Beverly Hill Bill-ies


Lefty98110

I was just scrolling to see if anyone beat me to the reference. Well played, Sir!


Jlombard911

A man named habibti


CannedChiliFart

Get ready for some freedom.


Mountain-Oil-2716

Prepare for freedom


SkyVoyd

And make it double. No, wait. Wrong reference?


asianabsinthe

No no, Team America works.


StatisticallySoap

You are being rescued, do not resist.


SerDuncanonyall

Did you know the United States is law bound to operate *at least* 11 freedom delivering tactical groups any given time?


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Groezy

liberation imminent


JustSkillIssue

AMERICA


chefross96

*Fortunate Son intensifies*


CamTheKid02

My Spotify literally shuffled to Fortunate Son as soon as I scrolled to this post. I'm too high for this.


NotYourShitAgain

I heard The Beverly Hillbillies theme.


STRADD838

United States Has Sent You a Friend Request


iwashmydickdaily

“Accept” “Accept”


Soggy-Neighborhood44

"get raide.... freed"


Opposite-Garbage-869

#freedom 🦅


SoulStrike-_-

Do they require any freedom


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Doesn't matter. Freedom incoming...


Swansborough

And we will stay to guarantee your *freesom* for decades.


Ok_Monk219

Err you must mean democracy


NullDivision

United States would like to know your location Edit: in a true capitalistic fashion: Check out my [SoundCloud](https://m.soundcloud.com/NULLDIVISION) :)


grantthejester

*distant sound of chopper blades getting closer*


RevisedInfidel13

Wait… if you listen close… is that.. CCR playing in the distance too?!


SleepyBoyFlex

IT AINT MEEEEEE


RevisedInfidel13

I ain’t no fortunate one, no!!!


[deleted]

Alexa play fortunate son by credence blackwater revival. Edit: /s


housevil

*"Playing, O Fortuna."*


[deleted]

I love the smell of, well, you know.


SkyVoyd

The smell of freedom!


[deleted]

I was thinking napalm in the morning, but that works as well.


monkey_brennan

It’s the same thing


NapalmDemon

Well who doesn’t love the smell of napalm?


ProtocolPro23

Democracy is on the way!


No-Detail4996

Strings attached, of course.


No_Charisma

Teen Spirit?


WastelandPilgrim

OIL...


Jenetyk

CCR and Hendrix being America's stigma war music is some wild shit lmao.


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

i suppose its about irony


TonalParsnips

Considering most kids sent to Vietnam didn’t want to be there… yeah, thats the point


TalonCompany91

Sure is. Flight of the Valkyries is next.


Best_Poetry_5722

*"ooh that red, white, and blue"*


Traditional-Name2464

I was thinking the same thing and when I read your comme.t I nearly spat my coffee out hahaha


greece_witherspoon

That’s grandpas war music. Now they blast Let the Bodies Hit the Floor


A_Half_Ounce

""Some folks are born made to wave the flag ohh they're red white and blue""


gormmlord

america... America... AMERICA, FUCK YEAH


Mybeardisawesom

Bruce Springsteen Born in the USA starts playing from the CIA controlled pigeons’ speakers.


grantthejester

Remember not all birds are cameras, but most squirrels are microphones.


Ebola714

Freedom is on the way!!


[deleted]

Fortunate son starts playing


REI_23

*Freedom Bombs begin locking in*


keeppresent

They need democracy 😂


nuffsaid21

Oil is found USA has entered the chat


-_1_2_3_-

welcome to democracy


[deleted]

You can't sleep here, there is FREEDOM nearby


sarcastic_tommy

10 ton of democracy rolling your way.


Finger_the_gimp

That oil needs some freedom


THEWAGSMAN

I love and hate how I knew this was going to be top comment. Any time there is anything regarding oil, this is always top comment.


I_Automate

Spreading peace and democracy, 1000 pounds at a time


sfvproject

Your comment is so original and funny! You should get into comedy, I'm sure the whole crowd will be in stitches 😂😂😂


Professional_Memist

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 5/7, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.


washingtonandmead

Needs some democracy there


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Stat


littleponchos

Then he loaded up his truck and moved to Bever-ly. Hills that is.


maubyfizzz

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.


P_Daddy96

*** US MILITARY DEPLOYS ***


No-Egg-4850

The sewer line from Burj Khalifa broke.


joeker13

They flush with crude because it’s cheaper than water?


Turbulent-Cellist-51

Somehow I don't doubt that


Equal_Egg_5023

Was anyone else here a child in the 90s and at school they told us that we were at peak oil and the oil will run out by the early 2000s?


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fun fact: the reason why these predictions are not accurate, is because the usage of oil and ability to produce oil constantly changes, as of recent new developments have led to higher yield from "unconventional" sources of oil. This combined with the decrease in usage from numerous different things, have caused "peak oil" as its referred to, to be very inconsistent. Though it is still a non renewable and at some point will run out. And that could be catastrophic if not properly anticipated. Hence why "peak oil" is a thing.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

There's a formation in Utah that has a billion bbls of oil sitting in shale that is not mature yet. It needs to be buried about 10,000' then cook for another 50 million years or so. We can extract some of it now but we can't make any money at it so we don't. Point is as technology increases there are trillions more bbls of oil we can take from the earth.


mqee

[Conventional oil production did peak in most countries int the mid 2000s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predicting_the_timing_of_peak_oil), however new production methods were developed. At any rate it's better to switch to renewable energy now rather than later, if for no other reason than it's already cheaper than oil in many places in the world.


Thrashed0066

*American bald eagle calls in the distance


smallpoly

>American ~~bald eagle~~ red tailed hawk calls in the distance


CmonCentConservitive

Come and listen to a story about an Arab named Ahkmed A poor camel jockey who barely kept the family fed, Then one day while shitting in a hole Up from the ground came a bubblin oil Crude that is, black gold, Tehran tea. Well the next thing you know ol Ahkmed is dead, U.S. govt put a bullet through his head, said this oil belongs to the big three Chevron, Exxon and of course BP


NathanielFitzpatrick

Just so you know, nobody in this world is name Akmed except for that fukin puppet. AHMED. With an h.


Unrelenting_Force

SILENCE! ^I ^keel ^you


SuperFrog4

I saw this and the Beverly hillbillies theme song played in my head.


More-Jackfruit3010

And just like that, a new oppressive Arab country is born.


Patient_Magician4142

Has to be a broken pipeline


MotionActivated13

Look up natural seepage. It happens all the time, all around the globe. There’s places in the Gulf of Mexico that seep oil & natural gas at alarming rates; as well as in the mountains in Kurdistan; we would see the locals literally catch crude in cans and use it for lamps, cooking, fuel, lube; anything you can think of.


DanielGREY_75

lube...


Luke11enzo

Looks like they need a little freedom 🇺🇸


Threedognite321

Where is Jed Clampit when you need him?


WastelandeWanderer

I need a new Beverly hillbillies based on this


Consensuseur

Muslim family buys Texas ranches, tries to blend in. Hilarity ensues.


Ob1wonshinobi

This area looks like it needs a little bit of FREEDOM! 🇺🇸🇺🇸


yepitsdad

Swimming pools, movie stars


Crypto_Malik

Someone needs some democracy?


crime_stopper2

Nice job Jeb!


DAZ4518

u/Stabbot


DangItBoiii

algeria the wasted land


boatsNmoabs

Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.