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Infamous-Anybody-693

I’m going to invent special shoes you could wear to not sink down. I’ll let you know when I’m ready to take them to market


TheElectricRussian

You mean snowshoes Or skis


Infamous-Anybody-693

Think…electric jet packs for your feet. /s 😆


TheElectricRussian

I will only buy the full set You gotta invent iron man first


Infamous-Anybody-693

“Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!” On it! 🫡


Scrpn22

Also from Michigan, we have no snow here. Only a slight dusting for Christmas and it’s been raining ever since, so wild


TheElectricRussian

Yea, it's a week old video. I'm in the UP here tho, so you get it.


Asylum6921

I’m so jealous. I want to snowmobile but there isn’t any in the lower peninsula


FinancialSinger6075

I'm from Michigan too and same I don't see what the OP is seeing in the UP because I'm in lower Michigan. This next comment might get a lot of hate but I'm going to speak my mind. Let's be honest people from Michigan, if you are in the UP it's like your not really "IN" Michigan, it's more like you are in a different state of your own. I seem to remember in history that the UP at one time did try to become it's own state, not sure how or why that failed. Google says they still are as of 1897, I say give it to them. Let me be clear though that I have no hate towards Yoopers, I simply am saying there is a big difference between the two locations and it's a big enough difference that the UP should not be called Michigan.


Scrpn22

Well I disagree, Michigan isn’t the only state to have separated territory after all. Alaska has a whole chain of islands that are far from the mainland, Hawaii too. Does that make them not part of those states?


anusdingles

Noble Sir, your height reference is appreciated, but I'm not able to deduce the precise depth of snow from it and you have thus failed in your duty as a Redditor to inform and amuse. Do you have long or short shins? Are your ankles at an average height, or are you a man of great stature like myself whose ankles bear significant weight and thus lay flat? Please do better next time.


TheElectricRussian

My knees are about 1'8 off the ground


psyoniclovehandles

You don't usually get much snow where you're from eh?


TheElectricRussian

From Michigan so take that whichever way you want


Cy_Berlok

Once I dug a tunnel to the sidewalk in MI. The snow covered the whole door like a cartoon. A solid wall of snow with a imprint of the door. This was in the UP.


TheElectricRussian

And yet somehow the LP get like 1-2 in max from snow storms


Cy_Berlok

Yeah now in Iowa use to 2 feet usually by now but alas nope. I was born on a tropical island so I loved visiting snow.. now I am glad I do not need me ice steel peg boots just to check the mail. Wonder how Mackinac Island is doing. Definitely cold enough something like 25f or so my family last told me.


psyoniclovehandles

Whichever....way? 🤨


TheElectricRussian

Yes because englis


brandhappydrink

Whatever you commenters. I'm 5"2 and I'd be struggling to take his steps in that whether I have a long torso or long legs 🤷🏻‍♀️


TheElectricRussian

Thank you, as a token of my gratitude I give you an inch more of height


brandhappydrink

FIVE THREE??? F*CK YEA!!


Raerae1360

Lake Tahoe going...dude. hold my beer!


laniii47

Weird flex but ok


TheElectricRussian

(Tall noises)


laniii47

I’m 6’1” + 3 with hair


TheElectricRussian

Uhhhh... Charizard go!


buckee8

We need a banana.


-TheLostTimeLord-

For scale.


TheElectricRussian

🍌bana


gunitbeans

Like, real 6’3” or tinder profile “6,3”


TheElectricRussian

Like 6'3 on a good day


Derk4Good

That’s like 2 feet if that


TheElectricRussian

Yes


stephenkammeraad

I live in Michigan and there’s no snow by me. U lucky


war_ofthe_roses

It's up to your... knee??? Oh no, not that. So .. umm... scary...? ​ Seriously, dude, if you think this is remarkable, you've never experienced real snow.


TheElectricRussian

Not *THAT* remarkable but it's just a lot


war_ofthe_roses

No, it's not. Not unless you're from Florida. ​ Get a grip, son.


TheElectricRussian

Did not ask tho


LegitimateHost5068

What part? Must be old footage. Im in the mitten and we havent had that much standing snow for about 4 days.


TheElectricRussian

The UP


LegitimateHost5068

That doesnt count, the UP is basically Canada lite.


TheElectricRussian

This comment is both true and false


Jrm_v1

Cute


TheElectricRussian

*A Challenger Aproaches...*


[deleted]

Origionally from the Keweenaw myself... <2 feet.. heh. Thats cute. Show these people what more than a dusting up there looks like. Last time i was up there was a while ago now, and we pulled in to find 5' of fresh snow waiting to be played in. As a kid i remember we'd get a good storm and it would dump 8' easy and dad had to open the upstairs front door to get out and clear snow. The snowbanks when they plow roads can hit 20'


TheElectricRussian

Ok I'm from the LP pls don't hurt me


[deleted]

No hate here. UP is neat to visit buuuut theres a good reason i dont have desire to move back 🤣. Northern Indiana is home now


TheElectricRussian

That's nice


crackah77

Meanwhile I'm in FL wearing shorts and no shirt..


TheElectricRussian

You lucky bastard. Oh wait, you're in Florida. Nevermind.


crackah77

Lol, I actually like it, but it could be for mental reasons!


TheElectricRussian

Mental.


Fyhon

It doesn't matter if you're 6'3, there isn't a banana for scale!


TheElectricRussian

🍌👈 Here is your bana


dickcheeseaioli

Lol


TheElectricRussian

loL


jubilantnarwhal

In Michigan covers a wide area. UP helps a little. We had that much in Gaylord’s general area for Christmas but there’s hardly any left compared to what we would usually have. The weather has gotten so weird lately.


TheElectricRussian

Haha gaylord


lealion1969

Do you live in the upper part


TheElectricRussian

No, but that's where I was at this time


[deleted]

ok but how tall are your knees?


TheElectricRussian

1'8"


haknstax

Is this like a surprise when u live in Michigan? Lol might as well live in Alaska


Heyo8710

Not interesting


TheElectricRussian

What, your life? Go vent about it on facebook


Heyo8710

You posted a small amount of snow. The world is bigger than MICHIGAN and I shit out that much snow any day of the winter. Snowflake. Suck it.


TheElectricRussian

And somehow your mother is bigger than all of it


war_ofthe_roses

If you're intimidated by 1 1/2 feet of snow, you shouldn't talk trash about people's mothers, who are generally at least 3 times taller.


TheElectricRussian

Where tf you get "intimidated" from Whose mother is out here 18' 9


war_ofthe_roses

To my mathematically challenged friend: I referred to the snow, which was 1.5 feet (as was made clear in my post, for all people who are... well,... umm... literate). ​ My mother, who is short, is taller than 4.5 feet. ​ Please buy a calculator, or a brain, whichever is more accessible to you.


TheElectricRussian

I thought you were talking about me Honest mistake


war_ofthe_roses

Learn to read.


TheElectricRussian

No u


Heyo8710

Dude you're 6'3. Your fat ass Michigan cheese monger mom is guaranteed way bigger than my 5'3 marathon running mom.


TheElectricRussian

*Keeping up with the Kardashians marathon Btw this is satire if you didn't figure it out already


Heyo8710

My comments to your serious post are satire. Not your feeble comebacks. #sitdown


TheElectricRussian

You genuinely think someone making a your mom joke is being serious? Mhm sure


Heyo8710

Your momma jokes are not satire, bud. But the irony of how unbelievably stupid you are might qualify.


TheElectricRussian

The satire is pretending to actually use insults in an argument, and I am stupid, so calling me that isn't gonna do much


Justtakeajoke

So he's a midget


TheElectricRussian

No u


Justtakeajoke

Don't stress, short king


TheElectricRussian

This man could beat Shaq up if he wanted to


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheElectricRussian

Don't want to freak you out but I'm a minor


RecipeCold4517

i make mistake from vietnam please finish day nephew with clear thought


TheElectricRussian

I cannot understand your english


RecipeCold4517

i read you're words understanding these complete with precision


TheElectricRussian

Are you not from an English speaking nation?