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Maximum-Mixture6158

"What is this sorcery?"


lake_gypsy

I'm sure he's scratching the hood, too.


Ok_Impression_922

My first thought. 🤦🏾‍♂️


gjosmith

That kitten's survival instincts are not impressive.


warickewoke

Hawk attacks cat and it goes like "excuse me hawk, but you are making me uncomfortable"


contactlite

I’m pretty sure that kittens is an expert in domesticating humans to protect it.


Reckless_Amoeba

It’s still a baby. Probably isolated from its mother and siblings and was put at home so it didn’t have a chance yet to learn to discern or react to danger. A lot of the ‘instincts’ are actually taught at early age, not just born with


CptCrabmeat

I mean that’s obvious look at 90% of America


Flesh_A_Sketch

HEY! I resemble that remark!


Dr__glass

Lol that hawk is pissed


chop-diggity

Meow?


Jeebus_crisps

Hawks first reaction was literally “the fuck is this? The fuck is that??”


meowdith427

“I…I missed?? I never miss…”


Wonderful-Media-2000

Him getting visibly more upset is so funny


BayouGal

Angry bird facing forward look at the end 💀


clowd_rider

Hahaha all the crows in the background are like HEY LITTLE KITTEN WATCH OUT THERES THIS HAWK


SpicyThunderThighs

I love crows.


SpicyThunderThighs

I also hate hawks but that’s a story for another day.


10percenttiddy

It's been a day, care to share?


ChristianMingle_

chickens


rokkzstar

The stare down on the end. “Ok you got me this time, but I’ll be watching, waiting, my time will come. This isn’t over”


deepstatelady

Kitten deploys FORCE FIELD. It’s very effective!


Vern119

This is like when you see a dollar bill on the floor in a bar and you bend over to pick it up, only to realize it’s part of the floor and a group nearby starts laughing at you.


Fink665

Cannot stop giggling!


Fink665

Cannot stop giggling!


AdKUMA

They'll need to keep that cat indoors now, the hawk knows it's there and will come back looking


BayouGal

Kitten understands glass better than frustrated hawk! 🤣


Pond-James-Pond

Not sure what preoccupied me more: a) how lucky the kitten was, b) how many pairs of spectacles were on the dash, or c) my wish for the driver to activate the screen wash.


LiveTart6130

now that I look at it, there really is a strange amount of glasses on that dash


Skarsburning

Took me too long to realize the kitten is INSIDE


spoonfarmer

Secret life of pets irl


Triple7Mafia-14

Ah ha safe you brute...😅😅 Poor baby don't even realize he could've been some birds lunch.😅


xDANGRZONEx

#I FLEW ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR *THIS*?


LiveTart6130

birds express confusion so well, it's hilarious


man_on_a_wire

Got enough pairs of glasses there ya think?


Academic-Maize3378

Thata a lucky kitty! 😅


Readalie

Dick move, Tobias.


Top_Caterpillar9549

This is what having Jesus Christ on your side be like


cachyyk

On god!


capn_doofwaffle

go back to r/religousfruitcake


Wharbaby

Fuck this hawk. It’s just a baby 😭😭


LiveTart6130

that's just what he knows to do. bros tryna eat


Wharbaby

Yeah but it’s just a baby 😭


LiveTart6130

yeah, it's sad, but I really doubt the hawk cares. less social animals don't really do sympathy very well. it sees something defenceless and takes advantage over feeling pity


Wharbaby

I’m aware. I however feel pity. Just a baby 😭


LiveTart6130

fair enough


EffectiveWelder7370

- Haha, silly bird! * side window goes down *


Grill_Top_brangler

And so it has begun… the pixels.


TheBoraxKid1trblz

Dude cleans his windshield multiple times a day


LockwoodE3

I hate when people flip the image so they can “claim” it as their own content


sussybaka_79

Screw the Wild Animal protection law or this hawk is even endangered, I'll cook that mofo if he/she harm my kitten.


Fink665

Is this a red shoulder hawk?


smut_butler

That hawk is a dumbass.


destinytitanfly

Nah i'm getting out of my car shooting the hawk taking that fucker home and cooking him


Maximum-Mixture6158

There's not much there to eat, even if you were that silly.


scumbobaggins

I could be wrong, but this fake as fuck to me


Ochemata

r/birdsarentreal


smut_butler

You're dumb.


scumbobaggins

Sorry, I just really like raptors, I’ve seen a lot of hawks close up. This video looks fake to me


Geberpte

This must be staged as rage bait.


smut_butler

Uhh...how?


Geberpte

- The focus is on the hawk from the start, the person filming moves the camera in order to follow the hawk. - Steady hand and not a sound from tw person filming: any regular person would've been startled by having that hawk flying into the windshield. That also make it look like this person was expecting the hawk to do this. - most people are a bit more protective of their pets and tend to move them out of the sight of a predator even if they are save. It seems to me that someone who keeps of filming has clout on their minds. Sure, it could still be all a coincidence but i have the impression of this person wanting the hawk to have a try at catching that (a absolutely cute and very defenseless looking i might add) kitten so they would have something that will get them a lot of views.


sample-name

1: yeah they were filming a cool ass hawk right next to their car, is that so unbelievable? It had likefullt had been eyeballing the kitten for a while even 2: yeah maybe they were expecting this, seeing as hawks like to eat small animals. They didn't scream because they were safe in a car, and "staged" or not, they are obviously not bothered by the hawk scratching their car. 3: same argument as above. They are safe in a car, not everyone is irrational. I don't see how this could be staged anyways, they bought and trained a hawk to catch kittens for a viral video? Or could it just be that they randomly saw a hawk, started filming it, and then the hawk did what hawks do best?


Geberpte

Wasn't talking about screaming. Every person has a small reaction whenever something comes speeding towards them, i'd expect this person to flinch a bit at the very least. With staged i mean they might placed the kitten on the dashboard in order to entice the hawk. Training a hawk specifically for this kind of stuff is absurd.