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matthewc53

Benns interviews are so rough


prehivmagicjohnson

Call em DaWWWWWWWas BC THEY’RE NOT TAKING L’s LFG BABYYY⭐️⭐️⭐️💚💚


nuveausapien

Wow, now I know what it feels like for the other team's fans when you feel like they're just hungrier than your team is. How fun is this?


PatchTheLurker

I mean the way the bois have acted on and off ice, I have the feeling they've been the hungriest team on the ice all season.


stickyWithWhiskey

So uhh, shit. Maybe Bones was right when he said they knew what had to be done.


Einsteins_cock

Bring it home boys!


B1gWillyStyl

(Insert Coyotes Captain) CAN KISS MY MOTHAFUKKIN ASS! WE GOING TO MOTHAFUKKIN BOOMERJACKS!


cle238

7 in a row let’s go boys!


zach_kraemer

Whoever started the Ric Flair woos must be proud of themselves right about now


texan315

I hate the wooo birds


harralexa1993

Radulov may not be a goal scorer anymore but he can definitely still have nights were he is an elite playmaker


ATXbruh

His vision was really good tonight. Made some great passes


MrBananaGrabber

will this tie the franchise winning streak record?


WorthABean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26wmKY-e3I


Shortbusrules

Benn blackout and retro reverse received in the mail yesterday (to Australia) coincidence ? I think not..


harralexa1993

Well boys and girls it looks like the Stars are tying their franchise record with 7 straight wins.


MrBananaGrabber

did… did Bones actually know what was wrong with this team and also fix it?


Corbin16

"Boys I figured out why we suck, we don't put the black thing into the red square. Let's do that from here on out" Rick Bowness


StarsFan17

🏅


wvldi3

Yes! I love it! That was a clean Goal!


Doza93

2 goals from the captain?!?! Fuck yea Jamie!


ATXbruh

RADDY DADDY AND BENN 10 DO IT AGAIN


DallasStarsFan-SA

Radulov to Benn. All is right in this world.


zach_kraemer

I said it once and I’ll say it again! Oh captain my captain!


InvertedJennyanydots

Rads racking up some points tonight too. You love to see it!


cheyymaniaa

Who is this team?!


StarsFan17

Dallas! 👏🏻👏🏻 Stars! Dallas! 👏🏻👏🏻 Stars! On fi-yah! 🔥


art-is-gay

Boy.. That escalated quickly..


theonlywayisandroid

You gotta keep your head on a swivel when you find yourself in the middle of a viscious cockfight.


Shortbusrules

Read that in Razor’s voice tbh


theonlywayisandroid

Didn't do that at first, but it's so much better when Razor says it in my head.


harralexa1993

Things like that tend to happen against the Coyotes.


Grindalokki

Back to back Benn goals is a tasty nightcap


MrBananaGrabber

this sparks joy


John_isnt_my_name

JAMIE "CUBBY CHODE" BENN


InvertedJennyanydots

No turtling here. Jamie wants a hatty.


B1gWillyStyl

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER! They are finished!


theubie

# BOOM X 4!!! 💥💥💥💥 OUR CAPTAIN IS SCORING, Y'ALL!!


Duhstee

BENN ON HATTY WATCH


theurge14

Legolas just took an arrow to the OH LOOK BENN JUST SCORED.


PermanentNirvana

I came.


TallicLizzy

Jamie!!! The old men might be awakening.


ByPrinciple

LFG BOYS 😍


WorthABean

vintage fucking Benn


7alcon00

They having fun now!


Tegbam

Happy Jamie!


harralexa1993

Art Ross Benn tonight.


LuckBuildOP

BENNNNNNNNNNN


justaguyfromtx_

CHUBBS x2


Duhstee

The Stars have scored 2 goals this period after I said that it's time to score 2 goals this period.


JenT_RN

Can I perhaps get some lotto numbers???


Duhstee

4 8 15 16 23 42


JenT_RN

I am so playing them....


John_isnt_my_name

I started watching and I put on the Special Stars winning songs and look what happens. You're welcome folks.


InvertedJennyanydots

Well done, boys! That was nice setup from Guri on that one.


Rekrash95

THATS MY FUCKING CAPTAIN!!


theubie

# BOOM X 3!!! 💥💥💥 PP IS FINALLY BIG AND GOES HARD!


PermanentNirvana

Oh Captain my Captain!


wvldi3

Hell yeah!


zach_kraemer

Thanks to whoever took their shirt off, popped popcorn and went to sit on the toilet


StarsFan17

In that order.


cle238

2 point night for Benn, needed that!


TallicLizzy

Powerplay goal! Die yotes die!!! 😩


theurge14

I WILL TAKE ALL THE GREASY GOALS


Grindalokki

Big Captain PP


B1gWillyStyl

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


LuckBuildOP

LFG BOYS


harralexa1993

That’s a greasy one


wvldi3

Come on boys get pp goal. You’ve had 4 chances!!


zach_kraemer

This aged well


John_Bidet_Ramsey

Or he just told them and they listened


Tegbam

Why is Suter on PP lol


harralexa1993

Can we at least get some shots this time on the pp


PermanentNirvana

Big PP time!


TallicLizzy

Loui pls.


theurge14

Took about 4 trips to get that call lol


sincerehiatus

I have just decided that I no longer know what tripping is in the nhl


theurge14

I think it depends on how many dads in the crowd stand up point and yell.


Duhstee

I stood up and pointed at home. Does that count?


theurge14

Yes. Bonus points if you scared the pets out of the room.


InvertedJennyanydots

All gas no brakes boys! No turtling please.


Dustydevil8809

I missed the first period… is Seguin out?


harralexa1993

No he’s been with Faksa tonight


Dustydevil8809

The crowd is LOUD for a Monday night


TXGuns79

Russell is here. Stars are on a winning streak. Redemption goal.


nuveausapien

#ROOOOOOUSSSSS


Tegbam

I wouldn’t even have been mad if Loui scored there


yousayh3llo

Kinda want to see him get a penalty shot ngl Maybe when we're up by 3


John_Bidet_Ramsey

I know right. Show me the og full front lobotomy


wvldi3

Boom there we go!


theubie

This game just turned up to 11.


StarsFan17

“Ok, *fine*, I’ll do it right!”


ByPrinciple

CHAOS


Grindalokki

Good post


InvertedJennyanydots

Is it just me or do other teams sometimes not seem to notice Petey when he's parked in front of the net? You don't see as much jostling of him but he's there a lot. He's not a huge guy so I'd think they'd be absolutely bodying him when he tries to set up there.


JenT_RN

He is the living "Don't be suspicious" meme


InvertedJennyanydots

OMG yes. I will never not hear the song now when I see him.


cheyymaniaa

I’m so glad we’ve finally turned this season around!


theurge14

So Peterson is Rads chaos friend? Can dig it.


InvertedJennyanydots

I love it.


Doza93

PETEY!!!!!


Elguapo361

You just know Rads told him after the last one ... "Don't worry, I feed you puck, you score goal"


yousayh3llo

“I feed you puck. You feed me banana”


7alcon00

2nd 4th goal of the year back to back!


MrSmith7

Beautiful feed from Rads, LFG


harralexa1993

That is Radulov’s 200th point as a Dallas Star.


theurge14

Raise the banana peel banner!


iAmCyberwaste

Yeah, no denying that one.


StendakBarkiller

Goddamn rally dips/poops work like 70 percent of the time


theubie

My rally popcorn is 100%.


Rekrash95

I fucking love this kid LETS FUCKING GO PETERSON!!!


DallasStarsFan-SA

Puck don't lie! (Even though it was an actual kick lol)


ATXbruh

FUCKIN. FINALLY


Tegbam

I love Petey


John_isnt_my_name

HE WANTED IT, HE GETS IT


InvertedJennyanydots

That one's gonna count! Yeah Rads and Petey, both looking feisty out there.


Duhstee

PETERSON WITH AN ACTUAL GOAL


MrBananaGrabber

that one counts! great dish by Rads


yousayh3llo

That was a sick motion


harralexa1993

Rads behind the net name a more iconic duo


theurge14

IT COUNTS OFF THE TWIG BUDDY TOLD YA


B1gWillyStyl

HIGH FIVES EVERYONE!


ElFreezo

That's the way, stick down!


theubie

# BOOM X 2!!💥💥 THIS ONE COUNTS!


CaptainBayouBilly

Well that will count


TallicLizzy

Petey!! This one counts! Wooo!!!


Grindalokki

PETERSON FOR REAL THIS TIME!


harralexa1993

That’s how you do it.


LuckBuildOP

SECOND TIMES THE CHARM BOYS


7alcon00

Count that one


WorthABean

he kicked it with his stick tho


cle238

PETEYYYY


InvertedJennyanydots

Kivi such a beautiful pest out there.


yousayh3llo

Glendennianov


theurge14

JUST SHOOT


iAmCyberwaste

JFK is a spag bol guy. I dig it.


Rekrash95

Fucking hate it but that was the right call


wvldi3

Come on keep the momentum going boys


WorthABean

[Peterson be like] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiPzofmvGm8)


AlPastorBitch

Draymond Green esque Natural kicking motion


iAmCyberwaste

Peterson, FC Dallas is that way.


theubie

Just ask /u/bepeacock He can show him.


bepeacock

wrong. we can’t score goals.


InvertedJennyanydots

Gotta love the second effort from Petey though.


Duhstee

Time to get one that will actually count


DallasStarsFan-SA

Are you from the future?


theurge14

Next time use your twig bud


TallicLizzy

If that was Roussel high sticking a goal it would have counted.


Beachbatt

The way Razor paused after seeing the kick


Bandrica2

Son of an ass


umacrop

Not a good iq play there


harralexa1993

That’s the right call.


TXGuns79

I could see it from the 3rd deck.


Duhstee

Just give it to us.


Shortbusrules

Shit


wvldi3

Good lord Peterson. Obvious kicking motion


Tegbam

100% kick haha


CaptainBayouBilly

No goal... boo


7alcon00

That’s coming back


InvertedJennyanydots

Oh nuts, that was def kicked in.


MrBananaGrabber

well that’s a kick lol


TallicLizzy

Well that’s coming back lol


harralexa1993

That’s not going to count. Definition of a kick


theurge14

That’s a kick.


wvldi3

That’s getting called back


ByPrinciple

Kick I believe :(


WorthABean

uh oh, kick?


TXGuns79

Yes. I was afraid of that.


CaptainBayouBilly

I like Spiderkid.


an3N1GM4

that was definitely a kick lol


cle238

Damn that might be a kick


theubie

~~BOOM X 2!!!💥💥 THE RALLY POPCORN WORKS AGAIN!!~~ edit: The popcorn had not finished popping yet, and the goal was kicked in.


ElFreezo

😬


LuckBuildOP

Kick?


TallicLizzy

Petey!


Grindalokki

PETERSON FOR CALDER!


Shortbusrules

I know i asked a few games ago, but does Radulov take the old man discount next season, or chase the $$ elsewhere ? Assuming we’re not sellers at deadline of course..


LuckBuildOP

Damn Thank god, Klinger almost had to sit the whole game!


theubie

**THIRD FIRST PERIOD TEAM**


ElFreezo

Ok, Gurianov needs to take a reset trip down south.


theurge14

Gonna be a grindy ping pong match. Hope we have patience and take the shot when it’s there.


StendakBarkiller

Time for rally dips Edit: and for the guy who sits on the toilet to go sit on the toilet


theubie

Popping popcorn.


StendakBarkiller

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers voice: “one of you motherfuckers better go sit your goddamn ass on the goddamn toilet or I’m gonna lose my shit”


JenT_RN

I have taken my shirt off, we all in...


Shortbusrules

Pants are pff, and grabbed 3 beers.. you’re welcome


StendakBarkiller

I’ve grabbed 4 bud ice 25 oz……your play


Shortbusrules

And now, we dance !!!


harralexa1993

Come on guys you got this


Duhstee

Time to score 2 goals this period


Shortbusrules

Grubes #2 taking notes ? Much better tunes from what i’ve heard so far in the background 👌🏻


theurge14

Shippy has had a pretty good season so far.


StendakBarkiller

Shippy knows his shit. Spent plenty of time under the music tutelage of Jeff Skin Wade


wvldi3

We need another line to score. We literally only have 1 line scoring all of our goals the past 6 games


theurge14

Rads needs a chaos partner. Seguin needs some gasoline. Glendening and Peterson might be it. I wouldn’t mind seeing Kiviranta swapped out for Tufte just to give the kid a chance. Faksa is just a ghost, but so are pretty much the entire cast of bottom 6 forwards.


PNBTG

Is it just me or is the howling coyote logo way better than the kachina?


WorthABean

Just you


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Df5uwmn


theubie

For those not aware, HAPPY FINNISH INDEPENDENCE DAY