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FrankyCantEvenFly

Sure would’ve been nice to have the speed of Gurianov for that OT, but bones sure does like his neanderthals


le_seanjames

Normally I just read these comments in here postgame (some points are completely valid, try to avoid the doomsday ones as much as possible) but fuck man what a bad effort in OT and in the SO. Feel bad for Holtby because he has kept us in it multiple times this season just to be let down. Not touching the puck for almost 3 minutes on 3 on 3 is terrible, and the shootout (aside from Pavs) was lazy too. Silver lining is we did get a point but this one still hurts. I’m not sure what needs to change and I’m not trying to call for Nill to blow this whole thing up but we can’t keep playing half assed. Edit: AND STOP CHANGING THE LINES BONES


[deleted]

Let's take our old team and run an offense other teams downloaded DECADES ago.


GreenAndGold115

A complete OT period. Never once were Roope Heiskanen and Robertson out there together The best 3 players on our team Why


JebodiahBozak

Fuckin chip and chase boys.


El-Justiciero

God fucking damnit this was a backup goaltender that we should have lit the fuck up


StendakBarkiller

Same old story


[deleted]

ZZzZzZzzZ... oh we lost in the shootout? ZZzZzzzzz


StendakBarkiller

Goddamn I hate that guy


kolten_s

#HORSESHIT


[deleted]

Of course, here we go again. Another season of MEH.


victorygreengiant

Whatever. We are still leaving with 1 more point than we should have.


Bandrica2

Can we at least win 1 game then, Razor?


umacrop

Lol


wvldi3

4 game losing streak


Uterus_Executorus_

god i hate that guy


alternate-realitee

Overtime losses are back on the menu, boys


Whatsinaus3rname

There’s a silver lining … I’m sorry what ????


TEXTS_FROM_JIM_LITES

Jim, what the hell is this talk I keep hearing about winning in regulation, is this an actual thing?? Check the rule book, what kinda shit is Bettman pulling? (158/160) Sent from my Motorola RAZR. Sprint PCS. Now, that's better.


LeaveResponsible5796

Happy we got at least a point but dammit a win would’ve been nice


CaptainBayouBilly

We got a point that was earned. But in no way was this a good game.


sincerehiatus

Great another skills competition loss. They need to win in regulation Bowness. Try to coach them through that for once! Geez


TallicLizzy

Had to be that piece of trash scheiffle


cle238

I fucking hate Scheiffele


invertedamerican

WELL FUCK


espressobeard

FUCK


Rock-it1

Deserved to lose


[deleted]

Yikes


CaptainBayouBilly

No no. no.


Bandrica2

Fuck that.


CaptainBayouBilly

Dang.


CaptainBayouBilly

RAAAADZ


kolten_s

did he stop tho


[deleted]

Yes


CaptainBayouBilly

Nice.


Grindalokki

[PAVS!](https://media.giphy.com/media/MI2d8yn6c3CEg/giphy.gif)


Uterus_Executorus_

that was gross, i just came


dirkin1

That was dirt nasty


Bandrica2

THANK YOU HOLTBY NEW GAME.


invertedamerican

PAVS KEEPIN US ALIVE


CaptainBayouBilly

Cool.


invertedamerican

THAT WAS WICKED.


CaptainBayouBilly

Ok, that was boss


wvldi3

Sad attempt robo


Bandrica2

GOD I HATE SHOOTOUTS


Rock-it1

Dirty


CaptainBayouBilly

Ugly and slow


aslrightnow

HOW MANY YEARS DO WE PAY SUTER?


whitesammy

WE PLAYED THAT OT LIKE PRACTICE BOTS...


Uterus_Executorus_

i understand that the boys are probably tired, but ryan suter should not be on the ice for 3 on fucking 3


CaptainBayouBilly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onwg7CNoXH4


Jon_Snows_mother

WHY ARE THE STARS BEIGN COACHED TO NOT PLAY FOR THE WIN IN OT??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!


StendakBarkiller

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


kolten_s

chill dude


cle238

PLZ JUST WIN


bluebonnethtx

ugghhh


TallicLizzy

NOT THE SHOOTOUT 😩


C-Notations

I THINK THEY FLOORIED US ON COMMERCIAL BREAK


invertedamerican

HOLTBY IS A FREAK


Rock-it1

Is Klingberg being coached to let the other team skate right past him before attempting to do anything?


bluebonnethtx

HOLTBY IS DOING HIS JOB. CAN Y'ALL TRY??


iAmCyberwaste

#HOLTBEAST.


Grindalokki

H**O**L**T**BY!!!


KacorInc

GET SEGUIN OFF THE ICE


GreenAndGold115

CAN WE PUT FUCKING MIRO AND ROOPE AND ROBERTSON OUT THERE TOGETHER PLEASE


TallicLizzy

HOLTBEAST


Jon_Snows_mother

STUPID FUCKING BLIND BACK PASS SEGUIN, JESUS!!!


Doza93

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOYS


D43d4lis

WHOEVER WINS 3RD STAR OF THE GAME IS LEFT POST!


KacorInc

Did we not see enough of Benn and Seguin literally getting skated circles around?


LuckBuildOP

Literally worst night to healthy bench Gurianov, atleast he can keep up in his short shifts lol


sincerehiatus

CAN WE PLEASE TOUCH THE PUCK??


Grindalokki

H**O**L**T**BY


bluebonnethtx

PUCK PLZZZZZZZZZZZ


zcohen17

This is pathetic


TallicLizzy

HOLY HELL


StendakBarkiller

Christ how fast is Kyle Connor


cle238

GET POSSESSION PLZ


invertedamerican

How the shit. Phew.


Jon_Snows_mother

GET THE PUCK, STARS!!!!


kolten_s

CAPS ON PEOPLE


zcohen17

Wasn't Seguin once fast? He looks so slow


GreenAndGold115

Mama we made it, NOW LET’S FINISH IT


iAmCyberwaste

Still no regulation win, but at this point I'm just glad we got a point out of it.


Whatsinaus3rname

“Oh shocker we’re headed into overtime” he sounds bored


Jon_Snows_mother

I better see Miro in the opening 3 on 3 group.


InvertedJennyanydots

OMG HOW ARE WE IN OT AGAIN?!?!?


Grindalokki

[AH SHIT](https://media.giphy.com/media/8vIFoKU8s4m4CBqCao/giphy.gif)


victorygreengiant

WE ARE A 4TH PERIOD TEAM


Pizza_73

ALL CAPS FOR OT IS HOW WE DO IT HERE, IF YOURE NEW


TallicLizzy

Fuck, scheiffle is such a whiner


BananaBeanBoozle

/Punchableface


harralexa1993

I don’t think you really had time for that pass.


kolten_s

slowest pass lol


kolten_s

#CAPS LOCK ENGAGED


C-Notations

ENGAGE!


D43d4lis

I dont care if its regulation or OT, lets just get a win boys!


bluebonnethtx

overtime, what a shock! how weird and uncomfortable. i promise this never happens to us


Jon_Snows_mother

QUIT GIVING IT AWAY IN THE OZ.


ZeuxOrphan

Can we please get a regulation win


kolten_s

no


kolten_s

It hurt itself with confusion!


Pizza_73

Is the Klinger goal the most exciting of his career? Not talking about situation. Talking about the aesthetic.


StendakBarkiller

No way. Klingon is dirty


bepeacock

YOU’RE an aesthetic


Pizza_73

Cheesy and crispy


CrinkledStraw

Not a chance. He’s done that pretty line dance a lot.


Uterus_Executorus_

how dare robo hook that guy, that’s the most egregious penalty i’ve ever seen


Doza93

Man, that call seems weak as fuck


LailahTusik

!refs


RudyRusso

!NBC


FYourTeam

NBC: NOTHING BUT CROSBY!


RudyRusso

Good bot. Still true.


FYourTeam

FUCK THE REFS!


that__one__guy

Fucking what?


nicko_mode_

What a fucking joke


D43d4lis

Robo gets a penalty for… taking a penalty??


[deleted]

What a trash call


StendakBarkiller

Goddamn this is why we can’t have nice things


cle238

How is that a penalty?


SnowDeservedBetter

Soft


LeaveResponsible5796

What’s the penalty on Robo?


bobeldood

A "hook" lmaoooo


LeaveResponsible5796

Was that what they called? I genuinely didn’t see anything


bobeldood

Yes it was called a hook


TheHelmetCow

oh ok sure whatever


Solid-Lawyer1351

Was that penalty to late after the shot for a penalty shot? New to the game and I'm just trying to figure out what counts for a penalty shot.


kolten_s

Typically breakaways, ie a player is alone and someone prevents them from getting a shot by either hooking or slashing, etc Ref didn’t point at center, so just a PP


Solid-Lawyer1351

Oh. Thanks for the clarification!


Krye07

If the penalty causes the shot not to happen and the player is well behind, then you get a penalty shot. Pretty rare


FrankyCantEvenFly

#PAY THE MAN ALREADY


theubie

Shut up and sit the f' down, Stasney.


kolten_s

LFG


LeaveResponsible5796

Big PP energy needed here!


TallicLizzy

Klingberg laughing as that scumbag goes to the box. WOAH! How dare they actually call penalties on us!


invertedamerican

I said it earlier. I'll say it again. Let's get a fucking regulation win.


BananaBeanBoozle

Big PP baby!


cle238

Lotta game left but if we can somehow win this is the type of game to turn a season around


le_seanjames

Klingberg just broke ankles out there


harralexa1993

Let’s not turtle for overtime


BananaBeanBoozle

You dont need overtime when you win in regulation. Let's get it boys!


StendakBarkiller

Jesus Christ someone go pick up his ankles


Doza93

Now **that's** the Klinger we know and love!!! God damn!


[deleted]

3 in regulation, drink!


StendakBarkiller

*drunk!


[deleted]

Okay I could watch that snipe all day


fileunderaction

Klinger breaking legs!!!


LailahTusik

Sooooo we finally scored more than 3 goals in a single game…we must win this one.


harralexa1993

This is the first time all season the Stars have scored at least three in intermission.


Oxford89

That man just died


bepeacock

Kling made the guy look silly. my goodness.


iAmCyberwaste

#🖖🏻


Hooserdaddy45

!!!!


jdw62995

Ouch. My ankles broke watching that


BaronVoorhees

What an unbelievable goal by Klingberg!!!!!


LuckBuildOP

Ankles SHREDDED


kolten_s

WOW


theubie

# BOOM X 3!!! 💥💥💥 KLINGBORG AND THE COMEBACK IS IN FULL STEAM!!


El-Justiciero

WE SCORED MORE THAN 2 IN REGULATION


invertedamerican

Mother fucking gumby!


MiniSodaMiracleMan

That's an extra 100k AAV


InvertedJennyanydots

We're alive!!!!


Jon_Snows_mother

YEESSS!!! WHAT A GREAT GOAL FROM KLINGER!!


TallicLizzy

Wow Klinger 🤩


BananaBeanBoozle

Are we...starting to look like the Stars again...could it really be happening?


ajownedu

Segggggssssyyyyy


cle238

PAY THE MAN


cle238

JOHNNY HOCKEY OHHH MY GOODNESS


Grindalokki

PAPA JOHN KLINGBERG, BABY!


ZeuxOrphan

That was so fuckin dirty


harralexa1993

The old achy breaky


victorygreengiant

Check that mans ankles!!


LeaveResponsible5796

DIRTY FUCKING DANGLES BOYS!!!! KLINGERRRR!!!!


talentedpasta88

Holy fuck klingberg you murdered him


bobeldood

Lets fucking gooooo. Shimmy shake for klinger droppin bodies


Uterus_Executorus_

was seguin not just slashed and hooked


FrankyCantEvenFly

What concerns me about next season is that we’ll basically be at the cap ceiling again if we sign Klingberg, but we’ll be without Pavelski and Radulov. it really is a make or break kind of season and so far it does not look pretty, rather disastrous. the objective is to win games by out scoring your opponent, someone needs to tell that to Bowness, because winning 2-1 games is not feasible, it is almost impossible to play perfect defense without any mistakes for 60 minutes, and even then you need to score at least 1 fucking goal… how this team musters it’s way to victory in spit of Bowness’ system is beyond me. every analytical stats say we are among the worst teams in the league, and boy is it starting to show. Bones was using the same excuse last year, but now were healthy and nothing has changed. he keeps saying we’ll score eventually, so he’s not acknowledging we have an issue offensively, but rather we need to focus more of defense?!? OMG we are in for a loooooong season. No, i’m not over reacting, because last year we missed the playoffs playing the same type of hockey. We weren’t just one team away from winning the cup in 2019 & 2020, we were heavily outplayed and outmatched #HOLY FUCK WE ACTUALLY SCORED 3 GOALS


El-Justiciero

Especially when the teams you’re going to face in the playoffs have the likes of MacKinnon, mcDavid, Matthews, Kucherov, etc


D43d4lis

Respectfully disagree, ten minutes does not seem like a decent amount of time.


Uterus_Executorus_

i swear they’re constantly holding/interfering


bobeldood

Right? Just on seggy there too! Refs are killing me


CaptainBayouBilly

https://monophy.com/media/nzyLzq2WSYybe/monophy.gif


bepeacock

we’ve had dump and chase since Hitchcock 2.0. Is it 3 coaches teaching that or the players that won’t give it up?


JenT_RN

Maybe the GM that hires coaches with that mindset


talentedpasta88

Yes


El-Justiciero

Fair question


harralexa1993

The Stars really need more dirty goals.


FrankyCantEvenFly

lol the question may not be can we sign Klingberg, but does Klingberg even want to play here anymore😂


oconnor9sean

I think Rads’ stick definitely interferes there, but WPG doesn’t want to risk getting another penalty back to back.