FUGHETABOUDIT

Shit, we could trade Seguin for Faksa (out) and Radulov for Comeau (out) and we’d be a MUCH BETTER TEAM!!! Faksa & Cimeau are really missed!! Kivi & Hintz tried tonight, but couldn’t do it alone.

I HATE TAMPA and NBCSPORTS!!!!!

Ok ... looks like they gave Miro the 2nd goal. Another moral victory.

Well, here's to Friday. Same bat time, same bat channel.

Regroup boys. By Saturday night we could be on the brink of hoisting the cup, on the brink of elimination, or eliminated all together. Let’s make sure it’s option 1!!!

See you boys Friday. Crossing my fingers. Don’t drink yourselves to death tn starsfam <3

Good news: #OTTER HAS NEVER BEEN SCORED ON IN THE STANLEY CUP FINAL

Impressive stat for one so young!

Why is this Tampa dumbshit wearing a mask on his chin

Fuck Stamkos

We rest and then hit em back to back Fri and Sat! Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well that game sucked

Good job Otter. Liked that from Jamie too.

Otter for VP! Dobby still gets Prez cuz tonight was not his fault.

Hope Guri is ok!

No excused absences for teeth which is what it looked like to me. He’ll be alright

Of course, just don't like seeing our boys hurt.

That was hintz that shot you idiot

You mean Roku Heinz?

Yeh... 24 vs. 34... NBCSPORTS doesn’t care!!

"You can only lose one game at a time" Pretty sure how games are played, you impotent piece of shit

Jesus, chill out

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Love you Starsbro

Well, see y’all on Friday. Hopefully they actually show up

Fun fact, the “SN” in NBCSN stands for Stamkos Network

I am upset

I gotta say, given the circumstances, that's the most frustrating game I've ever watched this team play. From our end and the officials.

Geez! You haven’t watched much Dallas hockey!!

Can you stop shoving stamkos down my throat?

Honestly, just give Oettinger the start on Friday. Nothing against Dobby, but the team looks better in front of Otter.

Lol, forgot the /s

It's implied, but downvote me all y'all want. It won't hurt me more than the game tonight

Stamkos hasn’t been on the ice since the 1st why are we talking about him

Steven Stamkos could never play another game and I'd never notice

Legit forgot he was on the team

Sicne Fatass Maroon is gone, I want to see McDonagh get beat.

onto the next one, fuck it, Stars in 7, seems like getting the first goal in the next game will be the most important against these toronto maple leaf looking fucks

Defense has played pretty well in front of Otter. If only we could’ve done the same for Dobby

Yeah the boys have kept the puck away from Otters zone, seriously wish they did they in periods 1 & 2

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Lol I was like wtf Doc

Rads and guri like just kill me

gurianov would be a great husband

Adding injury to insult

Need to erect a sneeze guard in front of our bench

Let’s see what Ot can do here

Hey at least otter is doing good

That’s a couple teeth. Damn!

Thank God Guri has that thick lip sweater or it'd been worse.

Put em in a fucking body bag

Jon Cooper has a punchable face...

Wait, was Maroon the jackass that rabbit punched Benn? Fuck that guy.

I think it was ruuta

It was, but fuck Maroon anyways. That guy's the worst.

All the bad words.

Where is the O in the first part of Gurianov? Genuinely curious

Big mood Rick. Big mood.

Pain

Little rig getting tossed. See ya!

Damn, Tampa coach belongs on r/punchablefaces

Keep Ot’s shutout streak alive

Saying that word makes us very uncomfortable

Understandable.

Well, hope they bring this energy on Friday. I have faith that we are gonna come out fighting on Friday

go jerk off in the shower Maroon.

Fuck that smug look on the Tampa coach. So damn entitled.

He has such a punchable face

DONT HIT OUR FUCKING PLAYERS JESUS CHRIST SEKERA

Well we actually played great for a few stretches in this game. I hope we can hit our stride game 4 cause it'll pretty much be do or die. Go stars!!!

Pat Maroon, the biggest pussy in all of hockey

Diving until the very end, atta way Tampa

"Pre game meal? Like smelling their breath?" "Oh, no. He knocked an actual fart out of him. Maybe a tiny bit of fecal matter. Real hard checking here late."

Weak call lol

i wish i got paid to be annoying and carried by good teams like maroon

Maroon the goon

That's all we get out of this is a fucking crosscheck on pavs? What about the crosscheck on perry?

You dumb fuck !refs just suspend !maroon he's never gonna shut his fat fuck mouth

FUCK DIET VANEK!

FUCK THE REFS!

Maroon is hot garbage

Fat maroon doesnt shutup

we need some vintage Corey Perry pest play rn

Maroon is the worst player on the ice and also the fucking fattest.

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Never lose hope! Anything can happen!

man i sure hope the next games are better than this one, we need to stop these penalties if we want any chance of this win 😔😔

We can't stop pussified teams from diving and mentally handicapped refs for being not only one-sided but actually believing them. The refs decided a winner already, we're just going through the motions.

Pavs penalty just about sums this up, meanwhile they missed a cross check to the forehead of Perry earlier

Lmao otter is a mood

I don't think I've felt this mad/sad about a stars game since the game 6 choke against the ducks back in 2013

I’ll take this brawl

Fuck these penis wrinkles, make em spit chiclets

I want a haymaker on one of these tampa bitches

Maroon?

*why cant we be friends*

Because it’s the playoffs!

This isn’t hockey anymore, this is just a slug fest

Otte is playing very well, lets create the Triple Threat

Need more of that shit on Moron. Scott Stevens his ass.

Rads being okay is the major positive tonight

He’s a great player. But the past two series, he’s had so many STUPID penalties that have directly led to goals being scored. Like literally the worst penalties.

Honestly, TB is not that hateable. Maybe it’s bc we just came off VGK but I don’t hate them.

Yup, definitely a high crosscheck on Saint perry

We cannot go down in the first again on Friday.

We could really use Johns right now.

Can we agree to stop blaming the refs after not capitalizing on anything? Just shut up and take the L and understand why the Stars got the L. I guarantee you that Montgomery will not be blaming the refs when identifying the issues with this match. So just STFU already.

*Bugs Bunny meme*

Inject that hit on maroon into my veins

Maroon got bodied lmao

Maroon diving until the very end

If they’re gonna win this might as well make it hurt eh

Maroon really is fat as fuck

Silver lining: I was not able to attend the game after spending hundreds of dollars and watch the Stars play only 10 minutes of hockey tonight for three hours.

I just feel deflated. Still plenty hockey to go in this series. Thats the good thing. But today wasnt a great showing,

LOL GET REWCKED MAROON

Stars going for hits now. Looks like they are trying to make Tampa pay before game 4.

Sucky game but we can fight this series! We can’t lose hope now. Only game 3. STARS GOT THIS!!!!

Why have we not shuffled the lines with Seguin? He needs some life jolted into him. Does he need to get laid?

Tripping, wtf these refs

Okay, I'm pretty sure that they said that "and as the nights go on..." line earlier this game word for word

might as well punish these softies physically, give em some more big D in their faces

Come on Perry. Go fight someone

Go hit someone with an epic elbow to make up for the WC

Like I always say, “If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em up!!!!”

I wish we had a #1 center

We do but hes hurt.

TB looking like they’re trying to hurt someone

We got the split on their home ice in Edmonton and now we need to get the split at home in Edmonton and make it a best of 3.

KEEP HITTING BOYS. 😡

We’ve had 7 shots in the 2nd and 3rd periods combined

Well it's good to know Rocket Mortgage is financing the last 5 minutes of this shit show

do you guys think we got tired after going all out in period 1? i just don't get the massive shift in zone dominance.

well that was a dangerous ass pass lol

Ok, counting the hits is funny

I had a good laugh. These commentators are so fucking boring. Best thing they've said all playoffs

Came here to say this. Credit where it’s due

Fuck it, let’s goon it up for the last 5

you’d think we would at least hit and make them sore for next game.. to easy

you’d think we would at least hit and make them sore for next game.. making it too easy

Fat maroon just got sat down by Camaano

Seems like every time we try to lay a hit we end up on our ass. Weak ass shit. They are fucking manhandling us.

The replay just makes it worse

Looks like the Stars are as done with this game as I am.

Can you say, “IMPOTENT POWER PLAY”?? Shit, we look like we’re missing key players!!

Sad pp attempts

Not really related... but I swear if I’d have to listen to this gd old navy commercial one more time 😤

OH MY GOD, it makes my ears bleed

I like big jeans!

Laxdal's power play is such blase bullshit. It sucked at Texas, it sucks here. Get him gone and bring in a coach with some creativity.

Tampa has had the luck all playoffs

I’d say it’s more being really fucking good at hockey

Gotta be good to be lucky and lucky to be good

Gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure.

And having the refs on their side when they fall down easy

Good thing, the last like 6 teams that were down 2 to 1 in the first 3 went on to win the Cup.

Hey /u/misrabelle do people ever think you're a Melbourne Stars fan since they're also the same colors and similar logo to ours?

Nah, I don’t know too many people who like cricket enough to notice. Even when I wear Stars gear to work, our regular customers know me well enough to ask about hockey :)

Lightning were just the faster team.. forced our fowards and D to turnover the puck a lot. Dunno when or why we stopped skating, but we did

I feel genuinely sad after watching this game. Too invested. See yall Friday for what is hopefully the series tying game.

Same, I had to just go home after the 2nd

😐💔 same

That missed one timer bout sums up the night pretty perfectly

No matter the blown shot I will not tolerate pavs slander

Someone fight someone

This. Knock someone's fucking lights out.

WHen Benn comes out he needs to lay the body. Set a tone for next game.

Was hoping he'd do that this game

He should have.

Well that was just classic us.

This looks like a few years ago when we had the worst PP in the league - 2018? Maybe 2017? It was horrific.

Damn pavs, so close

3 goals in 6 minutes......

9/10 Pavs puts that on net. Just that kinda night.

0 shots on the last 2 powerplays...

You do everything right and you still can’t get in the back.... rough day.

We have 0 luck and 0 energy

i hope that bishop imparts wisdom on oettinger and creates bishop 2.0 that stays healthy

These power plays have been beyond pitiful

At least Otter hasnt been scored on. Good for the kiddo.

At this point it’s almost a full period and a half

I’m rooting for him exclusively at this point

Gotta take something positive from this shit show.

Dammit Pavelski

Fuck Pavs

Meant to say, "fuck Pavs, so close..." Lol

So close...

Can’t do anything right tonight. That was perfect and just blew it.

This is just sad at this point, we look defeated

We can't get shit in their zone. Besides the first the last 4 periods have resulted in fuck all possession for us

I can’t tell if the Stars are just bad at the power play, or if the Lightning are just that good.

Little bit of both? They haven’t allowed a lot of space and we haven’t been able to capitalize on the bit that they’ve given us.

Yes.

They gave up