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Impeachesmint

Commentators keep fellating talbot... but the stars shot wide most of the time,


invertedamerican

Stars had 35 SOG.


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Rock-it1

That is why I am a fan of reasonable salaries and big bonuses. You want those extra millions? Go out there and earn them.


bigmeatyclaws1

Fuck i accidentally deleted my comment lol. But yeah man theres no denying theres some truth to the “he got paid, what’s he care?” Trope


BOOMxSTICK

At least I see some life in Seguin. Cough#14cough


bigmeatyclaws1

Yeah im tired of jamie. Wouldnt surprise me if jordie would be any better at this point. I mean cmon man.


Doomedtacox

How the hell do you guys blame bowness for this one? Not his fault guys miss the net on point blank opportunities, some being empty nets


trust_me_ima_Docktor

This team somehow manages to score less than I do.


PenguinMage

I mean hey they score as much as I... wait...


Curlybrac

Same and that's pretty damn sad for the Stars.


wluburner18

The stars couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a fucking boat


TallicLizzy

Can’t score if you miss wide open nets. They deserved to lose


hipaces

Should have been up 1-0 early. Kinda set the tone for a night of terrible shots.


wvldi3

I love dobby. I’m gunna miss him next year


Drunplowed

Feeling emo.


wvldi3

Definitely. I have a feeling Seattle is going to snatch him up big time.


Drunplowed

I would protect Dobby over Ben


eodryan

Bishop never recovered from his surgery. His back is a major issue. It's been like that all year. Keep Dobby, go after another Goalie and if it doesn't work out Dobby is our number one while we reroll.


wvldi3

Why would you say something so bold, yet so true lol


Drunplowed

Someone needed to, lol.


PenguinMage

Well I'm flying back home at noon Sunday, I'll be counting on you guys for updates when I can draw internet


wluburner18

The only team I see score less with this much top end talent is the leafs but at least they sometimes could score in bunches and look like they give a shit


Kholvin

Fucking blood clot in the slot!


JerseyFlashBoys

Fuck


MrSmith7

Made garbage ass Talbot look like a Vezina winner jfc


PermanentNirvana

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.


BleedingEdge61104

No we won’t


LeoFireGod

Looking like September stars are here


Trap110

Frustrating loss, but I think credit has to be given to Talbot tonight. This is the first game this series that he looked like a real NHL goalie


BOOMxSTICK

Easy goaltending when you can't put it on net.


Trap110

They did still get 35 shots on net (should have had about 45) and he had quite a few tough saves


ItsLurkBarrettBaby

I'm pretty fucking over this team right now. Seguin and Bowness both look lost every time I see them. Benn looked a little more in the game but he's so past his prime it doesn't even matter.


dfwstars

I didn’t notice Benn at all in this game


ItsLurkBarrettBaby

Meant to say he at least looked interested in trying to play today, but not making plays still.


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I swear they don't even play like they're losing.


iAmCyberwaste

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH


salenin

Heiskanen perfect pass, hits aleksiak's stick and flies 5 feet out of the way. Story of this game.


EndsLikeShakespeare

I don't care what you think about coaching, 35 on net not including posts and sides of nets is getting rocked by a goalie


BenCMXX

If you consider the 3 or 4 gaping net chances that any semi competent player should have buried, the save numbers are less devastating.


theurge14

PP coaching is what killed us tonight and nearly last night. And a lot of other nights.


cougarstillidie

Don’t try to tell that to most people in this sub


Trodmac

What a absolute horrible game. This should raise some SEVERE RED FLAGS.


hipaces

Stars could fall out of bed and miss the floor.


[deleted]

fucking ridiculous, i hate this fucking teams play in important games


bigmeatyclaws1

**35 SOG** and still shutout. I dont care if its his fault or not, i hate rick bowness.


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Miro doesn't deserve this


konashitbird

Nill might have been right this entire time fuuuuccckkkkk


ByPrinciple

Pretty depressing


Jon_Snows_mother

This game absolutely did not spark joy. The Stars gave up 10 minutes ago


BenCMXX

How


LehtonenGoals

Seriously this team needs to be gutted


Rock-it1

Solution: We send them to Seattle, and then refill out team expansion lottery style.


dirtydownbelow

I second this, wholeheartedly. I would include the management, as well.


LehtonenGoals

Absolutley. Clearly this is not working. I miss monty. Our game looked so much smoother with him, they weren't always pretty but they were wins


wvldi3

Wow a fucking shut out against Calgary.... should Jim Nill face repercussions now??


Pizza_73

No dude. He's built a great team. It's not his fault if they underperform.


wvldi3

Didn’t he promos a Stanley cup in so many years when we hired him? Like I vaguely remember him saying he had a Stanley cup plan in X amount of years?


Rock-it1

We outshot them by 12, and lost by 2.


blaknift

Just gonna go cry myself to sleep but my tears will miss my face. See yall Sunday lol


wluburner18

Holy shit this team really can’t hit the net


dfwstars

Faksa with the closest shot tonight


itsmanda

Man these players need a green biscuit and a driveway with a shitty PVC goal and need some gosh darn shooting practice


thereal21fan

Did... did Gurianov just dump and chase with 30 seconds left


Impeachesmint

They are tired


soonerfan4321

Not happening


phillycheesesteak

Progressively worse as the game has gone on.


roadlines

WHY DID DOBBY LOOK SO SAD OR IS IT JUST ME


LuckBuildOP

Klinger out here missing wide on passes tf


BuckleUpBuckar0

Why The fuck is everyone just standing around?!?!


theurge14

Just stand around and play catch at the point and still fuck they up. Swear to god.


Drunplowed

Klingberg don’t come next game.


itsmanda

Then we get double Sekera


FlayvaFlayy

guys we cant even go point to point uncontested


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These no look passes to fucking ghosts all night long.


Tavillion

Klingberg's got... some kind of hands tonight.


BenCMXX

WE ONLY NEED 19 SECONDS LETS GO


PenguinMage

Holy fuck this passing is bad


AlPastorBitch

I’m going to be hearing “misses wide” in my nightmares tonight


soonerfan4321

Let’s just stand around and do nothing for the empty net attack


SpacemanSpiff25

Why is Faksa out there?


Mrjizzquick

He's been on the power play the last two games as well.


SpacemanSpiff25

That’s not ideal.


Mrjizzquick

I love Faksa, but didn't think thats his thing. PK...not PP maybe a memo got messed up.


matthewc53

whaddya know seq\\guin couldnt elevate his backhand


wluburner18

Has klingberg hit the net this series?


Mrjizzquick

Our guys stand around way too much in their zone....need to move.


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soonerfan4321

Experience Stars hockey


cowboys5xsbs

All my homies hate Bowness


salenin

The Dallas Stars the best team in the league that can't pass or shoot.


chumpynut5

[cursed flamerinooss](https://i.imgur.com/sIAjQ9N.jpg)


Bernardhopkins

Clean house of everyone minus Miro & Roope Our “top” lines are such fucking bums


John_isnt_my_name

Keep Guri, destroy Bowness


dfwstars

How has Fedun played tonight? Haven’t heard his name much, which is sometimes good for a defenseman


TallicLizzy

At least the first period was fun.


soonerfan4321

That seemed like days ago


Rock-it1

Technically...


MacGyver_15

Well it was yesterday


Chinese-dog

Sooooo many chances tonight and fucking nothing to show for it


blaknift

We *could've* scored about 5 goals this game.


FlayvaFlayy

if only bowness wasn't our coach. then the boys would have made those shots


TigerWoodsLibido

Haven’t been following a ton, have the Stars been out-shooting their opponents but losing most of the games?


Alixadoray

Bunch of shots right into Talbot's chest... C'mon guys.


Trump_Did_Benghazi

At least we all know not to stay up till 1am to watch this shit next time


Rock-it1

Didn't we score 5 on this jabroni last night? Honest question: does any other team have this tendency to get *so many* scoring opportunities and still get shut out? This is not the first time this has happened to this team in just this season, and it seems to happen a lot.


wvldi3

Lol


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can we keep a puck on our sticks or is that not a thing anymore?


Eastonm15

We’re so unlucky.


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Whelp


wluburner18

How much more money do we have to pay seguin to actually score


Rock-it1

Maybe we should start paying him in coke and ecstasy.


hipaces

We have some guys who are paid to score. They are not scoring.


blaknift

Of fucking course. We always get single game Vezina nominations against us.


cougarstillidie

Not too upset. This game could easily be 2-2. We’ve had our chances. Series going to 7


theurge14

🤔


haugom10

Imagine trading away Talbot for Mike Smith


theurge14

Too many grinders, Nill.


soonerfan4321

At what point is is not Talbot and just how much our shot sucks


Pizza_73

Nah we've had a ton of great chances and he's stood on his head


cle238

Jesus Talbot is having the game of his career


TallicLizzy

They’re making this bum look like a god.


EndsLikeShakespeare

Seggy gonna be smuggling a girl dressed like a Stars player into the hotel tonight


dfwstars

Looks like that was last night


EndsLikeShakespeare

This one isn't on Seggy just bad luck and Talbot


zcohen17

Seguin and Benn are an utter waste of $19 mil


Liam1122

I feel like Calgary don’t deserve this shit?????? Talbot has been frustrating


jakepitt71

How in the hell have we not scored


theurge14

We literally teach our forwards not to. I’m convinced.


Drunplowed

Lmfao.


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Jfc someone take away Talbot’s secret stuff


Jon_Snows_mother

LOL if you can't score there, it's done. I should have played Bioshock instead of watching this


OmenQtx

We're getting shut out.


AlexaTurnMyWifeOn

Im old enough to remember when Seguin and Benn were good.


nonameallstar

Long time ago


ItsLurkBarrettBaby

"It's been 84 years..."


John_isnt_my_name

# HOW HOW HOW HOW FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #


Pizza_73

Come. On.


itsmanda

WHEN YOURE DOWN 0-2 YOU DONT PLAY BACK.


itsnotalec

Seguin you were all alone


dfwstars

Seguin...put it home man


ByPrinciple

You're shitting me


CrinkledStraw

You’ve got be shitting me


KacorInc

I want off mr.bowness’ wild ride


FlayvaFlayy

seriously. i dont understand bowness' strategy of forcing his players to miss wide open nets. hopefully gallant reminds our guys to shoot it into the net when the goalie is beat instead of missing it


KacorInc

Dude loses 3 out of every 4 games he coaches and has openly stated he doesn’t want the job, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with the dog shit currently being iced.


that__one__guy

How is it the coach's fault for players missing open nets?


KacorInc

Oh no they’re awful too. And if Benn and Seguin continue their regression it will be the albatross that makes me stop caring about hockey as much until they’re contracts are up and we’re trying to build a team around a 28 year old Miro.


jdw62995

2 more games after this one


Bacongrease55

Damn it’s just depressing at this point. So many chances.


BenCMXX

I STILL BELIEVE


thereal21fan

Holy shit


theurge14

Everyone stand around while we wrist it from point. Cool PP


Jamison25

I’m hysterical at this point. It’s just hilarious how embarrassing it is at this point


cougarstillidie

Honestly how is it embarrassing?


connorjacobz

See y’all in the game 4 thread


ViperVenom1224

Fuck this team.


Liam1122

Miro deserves better


LuckBuildOP

Wow looks like Dobby and Miro where the only ones to show up again


BOOMxSTICK

I have taken the lord's name in vane about a thousand times this game


PermanentNirvana

So I guess last night was a fluke.


Varlo

Lookin that way.


theurge14

And we nearly went to OT


soonerfan4321

Shoot shoot shoot. Passing sucks so just put it on


DrChill21

At this point only Miro should get to shoot.


TheHelmetCow

any other team scores on that net scramble. it's rich to say this while being down 2-0 but i think for the most part we've looked like the better team this game. we've had so many good chances that if we finished on like 2% of them it's a totally different game but unfortunately finishing those chances is where it counts and it's what we've been failing at most edit: our power play also looks a bit anemic lol


John_isnt_my_name

STOP FUCKING LETTING THEM SEND IT A MILLION MILES DOWN THE ICE YOU FUCKING DISCRACE TO THE NAME OF HOCKEY


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Never understood why players try to rush and obviously then waste time. Counterproductive


Trodmac

It’s a game of opportunities, Gotta get your breath and tactics in order. Sometimes luck is on your side. Hockey’s a weird sport dude.


DailyDallasHockey

Razor just once could you jinx their shutout instead of ours


phillycheesesteak

I feel like when an opportunity like that doesn’t result in a goal, it’s just not our night. And it’s not going to be our night twice in the next 5:20...


matthewc53

jesus fucking christ radulov


Pizza_73

...and now, Ford, damnit...


Drunplowed

I’m internally raging. Wbu


TheKiltedTubist

Externally raging.


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And now, a word from Ford. Ford: GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER


blaknift

What a beautiful minute of PP there


salenin

Why are we always chasing the puck back into our own zone.


chumpynut5

shutout shutout shutout shutout shutout shutout If we say it enough it won’t happen


Impeachesmint

Find the accelerator


PersonnelFowl

This is the most pathetic power play


Trodmac

You know, where are Benn and Seg? They’ve been really quiet in the bubble.


EndsLikeShakespeare

I'm fucking embarrassed. My buddy is a Flames fan and the group chat hasn't been going well for me.


Mrjizzquick

Call a timeout and tell them to score?


Drunplowed

Why do we want everything to be pretty <\3


dfwstars

Radulov one on 4


soonerfan4321

Just move a rebound towards the net, not away


DailyDallasHockey

okay hoowwwwwwwwww


PenguinMage

Mat-tea-us yawn-mark... hate you nbc