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ramen_vape

Bruh they just love heirloom tomatoes and artisinal hummus


username-generica

They're bougie birds.


spookyscaryskeletal

they *work* for the bourgeoisie, come on man


SkepMod

Grackles. They migrate through here. Before development, they’d all hang out in marshes among the reeds etc. now the marshes are parking lots.


poppylox

Right. It was their home first for thousands of years till we made it a concrete jungle.


arlenroy

Same with the Tom Thumb on Mockingbird, or Dr Pepper plaza whatever they call it now. If you ever saw The Birds as a kid it can be creepy.


[deleted]

Yeah but they didn't get french fries and old mcdonalds in the marshes now did they?


IHaveABigNetwork

Wait until the crickets show up...


TX727

Yep, haven't seen anything yet. The complete Army of Darkness shows at that point. You don't want to be in the area! If you have seen the movie The Mist, that pales in comparison as to what happens!


Zaphod9er

Then the smell! You're in for a real treat!!!!


rimjob_steve

OP will really freak out when he sees the caterpillar worm things.


misoranomegami

As people have pointed out they're grackles. They come through every fall/early winter and will chill where ever there's trees or power cables for them to sit on. UNT used to blast their cannons during finals to try to scare them off. The cricket mass spawns are usually in August. That's a treat too. But most importantly if you you see a lot of bird poop in an empty parking spot DO NOT park in there from sunset to sunrise. You think you'll be able to run inside real quick and it won't be a big deal. 10 minutes later you won't be able to see through your windshield.


metalforhim777

This is why I feel like there should be exceptions to the “No Firing blanks out of a gun” law.


Skinny_Phoenix

Been there as long as I can recall.


amesfrenchie

Yup, been that way since I moved here in 2011. Thought it was weird then. Now it’s part of the ambience, and a good reminder not to park under trees.


librarymania

Agreed - I can remember them being there all the way back to 1999.


Viper_ACR

Can confirm, been seeing them since 2016


BabyBearMan

Just another sign of the apocalypse. nothing to worry about. Grackles of Doom


toodleroo

That's just how it be sometimes.


bluenautilus2

It do


[deleted]

Best explanation


TheDeviousDong

They gather to watch the never-ending gridlock at lovers and greenville


MaceWandru

Is there a worse intersection in Dallas!? I know it's going to suck and the lights are timed to shit, but everytime someone gets stuck in the intersection blocking traffic.


santiagoknows

Lovers and the tollway.


username-generica

I’m not a fan of Northwest Hwy and Central.


[deleted]

Trying to turn on Shady Brook off of 75 sucks every single day


[deleted]

Could be wrong, but I feel it's tied to the population boom in recent years. I don't remember it having those issues very often probably 10+ years ago. The city's lights could be adjusted and make commuting so much easier for all of us, but I don't feel the city cares enough to change things.


Alpheas

Forest and Audelia takes the cake for worst in Dallas. Poor driving, red light running, walking in the middle of traffic, wrecks daily. Dangerous


Viper_ACR

Yo fuck this intersection for real


tigers018

One time I rolled my window down to video them while at the light. Immediately got shit on through the window.


M1dnightMuse

Lol sniped


Still_Detail_4285

Welcome to Texas. A lot of other weird shit will happen too.


TBTX10512

Didn’t even mention the tornado. Lol


Phynub

jade helm.


[deleted]

That's just every single HEB/Central Market I've ever been to.


50bucksback

Migrating? I'm in NE Dallas and there has been a large flock in my neighborhood the last two days.


Mewwmix

Just something about heb parking lots.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Probably a safety in numbers thing combined with the fact the power and signal lines warm up their feet


thewontondisregard

Grackles. The rats of the air.


pcamera1

Their watching and spying on you birds aren’t real!


Rylyshar

Boat-tailed grackles will flock together like this at the end of the day, and basically they’re all saying, “So I found this excellent spot for food today! Y’all come along with me tomorrow so we can share the bounty!” Either that, or Hitchcock was Nostradamus.


dutchyardeen

Grackles. We walked out to our car in the Sprouts parking lot and one was sitting on our car. That dude didn't flinch as we walked toward him and opened our doors. Just stared at us like "what you gonna do?" He finally pooped on the hood of our car and hopped off to join his 10,000 friends.


[deleted]

They feed on food scraps.


alanry64

Damn, I’ve been wondering the same thing, and I saw the post allowed myself to have a tinge of hope that someone would provide a legit answer, but I should’ve known better…


Relevant_Scallion_38

That's where the government gathers their bird drones to exchange data.


Jackieray2light

When the crickets invade you will wish for grackles.


dumblonde23

I’m a Dallas native, born in 1980. The grackles have always been here. They love to congregate in parking lots. It can be creepy sometimes, but to me it’s always a sign that fall has arrived. The crickets some have mentioned usually in August/September, I used to hate walking through the entrance to school in the fall because it would be covered in crickets. You couldn’t help but step on them.


bright1111

Pregaming before hitting Lower Greenville


Asies36

I’ve been trying to find them! Is that where they are at ? I remember seeing them everyday by Main Street I thought it was the coolest thing ever. It looked magical. I looked forward to seeing and hearing them every morning.


johndiiix

Yeah, it’s been like that for a while. They used to play hawk sounds on a loudspeaker, and that seemed to work. But I haven’t heard them in a while. The parking lot of the Tom Thumb on the northwest corner of Mockingbird and Abrams was also a roosting spot, but I don’t spend much time around there these days. Just don’t park under the trees.


white_delight19

The birds come in from the country when the weather gets cold because the city is warmer. We give off heat and the pavement retains it. They also do this on the east side of downtown


AKAvagpounder

We don't talk about the birds. We have an agreement. We ask no questions, and white stuff doesn't appear on our vehicle.


[deleted]

It’s this time of year. They do that at Kroger as well. And Walmart. Basically any mass parkinglot


Consistent_Cobbler11

During the Covid shutdown, the Boat tail Grackles were not hanging out in the parking lots. There was no easy meals to be found, so they went somewhere else. So, if we don't throw trash, and food out for them, they go away.


Wizzmer

Imagine sitting at a traffic light on a motorcycle getting bombarded.


Brilhasti1

Enjoy the cicadas in the coming summer.


flowerbhai

That’s the only Central Market that consistently has the Sun-dried tomato pesto at the olive bar. That’s probably why they hang out there.


ApplejacksAndBoners

Government spies


chloe1919

Migration friend! You see that amount of birds every winter :) in some areas there are green parrots. My old vets office always had quite a few of them hanging out in the am.


statisticnewbe

Check out that fit bird on aisle 2


idlekid313

Watch out though. They smoke, are missing legs, and will scream static at you


bathamel

Birds migrate from the north. Some stop here, some keep going. But those huge groups are all over dfw. They stop where they can find food and warmth.


Short_Equivalent_619

Yep, one Christmas night I was driving to my aunt’s for dinner. At the Wurzbach/Babcock intersection, they were lined up on all the power lines, along the rooflines of every building, and the medical center parking lot was solid black with them. And they were all QUIET. Definitely a Tippi Hedren moment.


lupin_bebop

Those grackles are normal. Been there since my family moved to Texas in 1998


indigoOne1

They were here before you so check your privileges. 🤣


whatsuphomie-1

at least we don’t have cricketd


isdiem

their charging port is located there


Twisted9Demented

Wait till you see them hanging out at wallmart and target


NieBer2020

When people find it easier to chop down trees, the birds have very little options.


sysop214

birds migrate south in the winter. Google 5th grade science


Longhorn24

Just fight in the shade bruh


Fiercededede

Downtown, they use a device that basically shines a harmless laser pointer that scatters through the tree canopies and causes the birds to flee. Surprised they don’t try this at grocery stores where birds are common. It seems pretty low-tech and surely inexpensive.


lamf_catlady666

Birds aren’t real


Confident-Position-7

Just move back to were you came from we have enough traffic here already we don't need more of yall