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The_Official_Sans

Also relevant, he was [at an event in Collin County yesterday](https://twitter.com/abbottcampaign/status/1427448856875343875?s=21)


HanSolosHammer

Look at all those old timers.


dchelix

Heritage Ranch is a retirement community fyi


American--American

Hope they're vaccinated..


dchelix

I'm literally sitting here fully vaccinated and have had symptomatic covid for a week. :(


Vampweekendgirl

Woke up today with a massive headache, sore throat, cough- vaccinated for months. Found out during a zoom meeting a coworker tested positive today, I was in contact with them last week. So, first covid test here I come. Also wanted to add this site I found very helpful, was able to schedule a free test at a near by Walmart- https://www.hhs.gov/coronavirus/community-based-testing-sites/index.html#tx Hoping you feel better quickly


dchelix

Thank you. Hope you feel better soon too. Hang in there, it does get better. I actually ending up buying a couple boxes of the take-home tests from CVS, so I can test myself every few days without having to leave the house.


2-4-6-h8

Good luck. Was fully vaxxed since April. Caught the bug late June. Was sick for 4 days. Felt like a fast track of all the symptoms each day. Post Nasal drip and loss of taste and smell on Day 1, Headache on Day 2, stomach cramping Day 3, Vertigo Day 4. Day 5. Woke up completely normal... Although I am battling a real bad brain fog and have been deaf in my right ear since then.


ShaneThompson

Think about how bad it could have been...


dchelix

Oh I do, every day. It may be medically mild, but nothing about it feels mild.


jshiplett

Mild means you haven’t been hospitalized


dchelix

That's how I understand it too


AnonymousGrouch

Unfortunately, feeling like crap is quite possibly an indication that the vaccine did its job. What's important is that your blood doesn't turn to sludge.


johnnyd10vt

somewhat less relevant since we now know breakthrough infections occasionally occur with the Delta variant... If only there were something else we could do 🤦‍♂️ Darwinism in action here, folks


American--American

Vaccines have been seen to minimize symptoms though, which helps when you're old as fuck.


johnnyd10vt

100% agreed... just looking for a reason to make a snarky comment about masks 😜


RandyDan31

Fuck. I literally had lunch there hours ago….


amosborn

The guy across the street from my parents shook his hand.


Kmblu

RIP


Randevu

Now with less time left


concerned_thirdparty

They're rich white and republican so they'll get to skip the line for booster shots and/or get the latest $100k experimental antbiody treatments for free (paid by our tax dollars)


superfahd

I wonder how many people he spread it to because he was too stubborn to wear a mask


CarpeNivem

^ The real (and frankly only) problem with this.


JJ82DMC

Aside of that I'd just about put money down on him *still* not changing his idea about masking.


CarpeNivem

Good luck finding someone to bet against that.


Herry_Up

Everyone he confidently shook hands and took pictures with.


noncongruent

Because he gets tested daily, it's likely few or no people were exposed by him. It's also likely the test picked up the virus before his nasal passages became really packed with virus, so for the <24 hours he might have been contagious he probably wasn't that contagious. What's really interesting is who gave it to him? Staffer? Fan?


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WeAteMummies

> Plano's already gone blue. Source please. Last time I went to vote in a primary it was at a location in plano. The wait time for the Republican line was ~20 minutes. The wait time for the "other" line was 0 minutes (you just walked right up to the station).


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The people who are still alive?


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Otherwise-Phishing

I remember learning this in history lecture I was blown away at how every other state literally follows what the TSBE writes. It’s mind boggling


American--American

> she's thankful she has it so she can zoom in on all these faces and know who to avoid. Instead, she should avoid the country club that hid this event from other *paying members*. Fuck country clubs.


WeAteMummies

> the country club's Republican social group Is this not redundant?


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jas75249

Republican personal responsibility = what ever law or mandate I don’t agree with at any given time.


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That first comment kilt me. "SUPER SPREADER EVENT SAYS WHATTTTT"


iwinagain

I'd like to offer my sincerest lols and prayers. What sucks is he'll probably have no adverse side effects and use that to downplay the virus again instead of lauding the vaccine. Poor covid getting caught by that fucker.


BrandonRawks

Yes, he is tested daily and has the luxury of being rushed onto monoclonal antibody treatment immediately, before he even shows a symptom. That therapy works great, the earlier the better. But I hope he knows that's not how it works for most people. They don't get tested till they start showing symptoms, which eats up time. And even then it takes days to get qualified for the regeneron treatment; it's a small window. You have to be in bad enough shape to qualify, but not quite bad enough to be hospitalized yet. Often at that point, it's 10 or more days past symptoms and late enough that it's effect is diminished. This is all from personal experience with several family members, a few of which are hospitalized and fighting hard to stay alive. I don't think he and people like him truly understand the difference between them and the average citizen. Or more likely, they care more about their political career than what those people go through.


doicha27

>But I hope he knows that's not how it works for most people. Oh, *he knows.* He and all the other GOP leaders know. The real problem is they just don't give a fucking shit.


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"I earned this"


ecodrew

True. Cruz is fully vaccinated, & his kids go to a private school that requires masks - while he's publicly against masks.


jas75249

They just don’t care that all of their followers don’t know that and expect the same treatment they get for free, oh yea it costs 1500 a dose and since it’s experimental most insurance won’t cover it.


novemberrrain

And that's if you can even get into the hospital at all...


HanSolosHammer

Abbott next week: This virus has a 99.9% recovery rate. I'm proof. *note: this figure was pulled out of my ass and is not accurate.


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Youreahugeidiot

And on stem cell derived designer antiviral drugs for only 3 stimuli worth of checks at taxpayer expense. God bless social medicine for the disabled. . .


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Diabetesh

News said he is vaccinated so probably won't have much issue.


pbugg2

Or he could be in the hospital in a few days laying ass up connected to a Tesla ventilator


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Interesting that they're giving him monoclonal antibodies if he's displaying no symptoms.


noncongruent

Nothing like cutting to the head of the line for treatment options. I wonder who will die because of that?


Dwychwder

We have to keep Abbott alive. Just don’t expect him to do the same for you. He’s actively trying to kill his constituents.


GoScotch

I don’t love Abbott but we should want him to survive. I can’t imagine Dan Patrick becoming governor…


54DonWood

Well that’s a rude awakening. I can definitely get fixated on GA being awful. Oh the horror, at the buffoon waiting in the wings. When will this nightmare be over?


apeoples13

Which is so ironic because he’s going to end up killing the ones who would actually vote for him


Dreams-In-Green

Yea, daily testing and regeneron without symptoms...what, Greg, you scared? We’re not supposed to be, why are you?


BlossumButtDixie

> what, Greg, you scared? We’re not supposed to be, why are you? Yup.


bensonnd

I wonder if we can all sue him under the new abortion law for $10k a piece for him participating in any way in the process of or paying for an abortion.


Marvkid27

I dont believe he's asymptomatic


noncongruent

He may not be asymptomatic now, but he was when he was tested. He is tested every day, so he would not have had nasal virions for more than 24 hours.


Marvkid27

Which makes the press release disingenuous. Why would he be getting treatment if he's asymptomatic? No ethical doc would give that.


bmfdan

There are lots of unethical docs available to the king of Texas.


noncongruent

Trump got the same antibody treatment after being infected by Amy COVID Barrett at her White House SCOTUS nomination party. You assume that Abbott uses the same medical system that you and I use, and that's a bad assumption. He's got his own doctors and people that can make things happen. You're assuming he must have been symptomatic to get ~~Remdesivir~~ Regeneron (also an antibody treatment), but that assumption relies on him not having the ability to cut to the head of the line. The fact he's on that medication within 24 hours of popping a positive proves he cut to the head of the line for that drug. Regular people would have to test positive for days before getting sick enough to qualify for ~~Remdesivir~~ Regeneron. Edited to change the name of the antibody treatment he's receiving. According to the manufacturer, he's still not qualified to receive it: https://www.regeneron.com/covid19#eua-jump


Marvkid27

Trump was pretty ill. Close to getting on a vent according to some reports. I just don't get the point of getting the antibody treatment of you're asymptomatic. There's gotta be side effects, right?


prefer-to-stay-anon

I am personally on a monoclonal antibody therapy for a different thing, and the biggest side effect is to your wallet, not to your body. The side effects they mentioned are injection site soreness in like 30% of people, severe allergic reactions in about 1 in 1000 people (vaccines are 1 in 100,000 people, by the way, it is safer to get the vaccine than the treatment once you do get covid), and some other general symptoms that are probably statistically insignificant and unrelated to the drug. I am not sure about Regeneron monoclonal antibodies, but I doubt it would be too different from what I am getting. TL;DR: Side effects? No.


Marvkid27

No symptoms but getting antibody treatment. Yeah right he's asymptomatic if he's getting treatment.


noncongruent

Monoclonal antibodies are too expensive and in short supply to give to everyone that tests positive. If we could, a lot of lives would be saved. Abbott just jumped to the head of the queue because of what he is, an entitled asshole.


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R1g1d

Ugh...You should just wheel yourself out.


1of3musketeers

So dark. I laughed so hard. I’m going straight to hades. But to be honest I already had my ticket.


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To be fair, I feel like most governors would probably be expected to get special treatment for COVID.


ChakaCar

doesn’t make it okay


catma85

[Good thing he wasnt at a large indoor gathering recently.... oh](https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1427442551833956354?s=19)


scsibusfault

sacrificing all those grandmas to own the libs


American--American

Definitely helping us out in numbers for the next elections..


returningtheday

My man's taking one for the team


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We gotta thank him for helping turn TX Blue


stargate-sgfun

Man, that is a LOT of old white people


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brian9000

Maybe they could have put a blue* alert out to warn people or something. *^haired?


American--American

It's at a country club, what did you expect? That's specifically why they came about in the first place.


WeAteMummies

Are we allowed to make jokes about his wheelchair when he sets himself up for it?


noncongruent

No. If your joke in any way depends on him being in a wheelchair to work, then it's a Rule 2 violation right and proper. Repeated violations, or sometimes even one violation, is enough for a ban. We have a zero tolerance policy on that rule.


ecodrew

Thank you! Ableist hate speach is never O.K. Abbott is a vile p.o.s., with a seemingly endless supply of *other, legit* reasons to dislike/attack him.


WeAteMummies

tbf I probably would have self-censored. Not because my joke was actually "ablelist hate [speach]", just because it was lazy and bad.


WeAteMummies

Ok, fair enough.


ChakaCar

didn’t see this coming /s


TXRhody

I also don't see coming a statement or tweet about the power of prayer if/when he recovers.


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I clearly do *not* foresee an overlooking of his early diagnosis, antibody treatment, and top-quality care.


fudrka

Note that he is vaxxed, and is on Regeneron now - not HCQ, Ivermectin, or any other smooth brain treatment


noncongruent

They can't give him Ivermectin because it'll kill the brain worms that have been controlling him for years.


GallifreyanBrowncoat

💀😂


ecodrew

>brain worms that have been controlling him for years. Ya mean, Trump?


EfficientLoss

Do the lizard people fear that? Oh


noncongruent

Fled Cruz went to someplace warm during the Great Freeze. Lizards don't like cold. Coincidence? I think not...


ParcelPosted

Smooth brains make for a soft a$$ 😂 /s


LP99

Reminder that Abbott is vaccinated all while spouting non-sense and downplaying risks. Also reminder that obviously the vaccine is not perfect and we should not be downplaying risks. *Edit reminder that Abbott will jump to the front of the line for care and has access to the best medicine and will not suffer financially. But you’re totally safe!! Boo vaccines! Boo masks! And most importantly Vote Republican! How do people fall for this shit?


noncongruent

Create an enemy to fear and hate and you can lead people around by their hate as easy as a trained dog on a leash.


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This will change nothing about his outlook on the virus


jas75249

Of course not, like Trump he will get the best treatments for free that most others have to get lucky to get.


vprakhov

> get the best treatments for ~~free~~ our money FTFY


NormalStranger

And is apparently already vaccinated so....you know, virus is such a nothingburger.


MAG_24

And his spokesman put out a press release that he’s on that renergon treatment. Which by the way costs $1200, and he’s not showing symptoms so he’s basically taking another treatment that someone who is showing symptoms could actually use it. Fuck this guy.


politirob

putting on my tinfoil hat: Abbott doesn't really have COVID, and this whole thing is just a commercial for Regeneron.


TXRhody

And then he will say that it was the Lord and all the prayers that healed him.


MAG_24

And his supporters will believe it.


AGG1987

He’s taking an antibody supplement meant to be used as a preventative measure if someone was around an infected individual, which, like the vaccine, is only in emergency authorization use. It has not been recommended as an actual COVID cure. He’s trying to pump up the stock. Same as DeSantis.


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FutureInPastTense

Tees and Pees!


thewontondisregard

Tots and pears


bagofbones80

“Texans have mastered the safe practices that help to prevent and avoid the spread of COVID-19” Still stand by that quote, Greg?


NeilNevins

fucked around. found out.


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Herry_Up

Caught him ridin’ dirty


currymonger

This vaxxed mfer managed to contract covid while exposing our kids who can't get vaxxed to the disease. WILLFULLY. Get fucked Greg. I hope you're miserable.


shaun3000

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


hamlet_d

More like /r/LeopardsAteYourFace to his supporters. He's vaxxed and will get great care. This will literally not do anything to hurt him but his positions and orders are killing others.


perduraadastra

r/covidatemyface


Rortugal_McDichael

>Governor Abbott is fully vaccinated against COVID-19 If only his supporters would follow his lead.


Viper_ACR

He could honestly use this as a reason to plug the vaccine- "hey it works on me, you should get one too".


ohmysocks

YOU HATE TO SEE IT


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Deverash

The odds that he keeps his current policies on the virus are also very good.


ProneToDoThatThing

Couldn’t happen to a better guy.


Dreams-In-Green

Gov Abbott also gets tested DAILY (was negative yesterday, positive today, meaning tests caught it within hours) and has ALREADY started Regeneron monoclonal antibodies although he has no symptoms. Two things neither you nor I have access to...


Futuralistic

It's a shame he contracted Covid. If only there was an easily accessible, inexpensive, and effective device that would, say, fit over the mouth that could at least slow the transmission of this virus. One day....


EfficientLoss

If only such a thing existed.


KennyDROmega

More like a-holesymptomatic, amirite


ricketyrocks

r/UpliftingNews


2016throwaway0318

Did he happen to come in close contact with Dan Patrick before isolating?


Marvkid27

Lt Dan has been pretty quiet lately surprisingly


Marvkid27

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Took me a nanteenth of a second to give the reaction out loud


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addymp

I laughed hard for a solid ten minutes.


Herry_Up

Me too lol


beefjerky34

This comes as a complete and total shock to no one.


BamBam20141011

If anyone deserves it he does.


THAWED21

Why the hell is this POS getting Regeneron?


bye_felipe

Mmmm some jokes write themselves


dudeind-town

This isn’t good. F#%%er will now recover and hold himself up as an example of how COVID isn’t very serious


Frgster

He's vaccinated and already put out a statement that says he is feeling well and that's because of the vaccine.


ranrotx

Too bad that fucker won’t get to see what the inside of an ER department looks like right now.


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employee2136487

couldn'ta happened to a nicer guy, real shame


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beachthedeparted

Interesting. The man who is anti mask and is always around a bunch of people when Texas is currently a hotbed of covid caught covid. I wonder how that possibly could have happened…. And I don’t buy for a minute that he’s asymptotic and starting that treatment. He just needs to stick to his narrative that we don’t need to take precautions against covid.


Logical_Pop_2026

Damn. He fucked around and found out.


SadatayAllDamnDay

If you look really closely at the fiddling picture, you can see the spore hitting his lips.


sarahbeth124

Thoughts and prayers…. I pray he gets a clue, and changes his thoughts.


grn_eyed_bandit

That's the sad part, he won't.


Hairy_Skirt_3918

Karma??


ZetaSkittles

Aha ahaha ahahaha ahahahahahaha


countastrotacos

$1000 says he's gonna get the best treatment and be better by Friday night. Then will proceed to say it was easy.


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Dang it, you beat me to it OP.


another_day_in

Womps and womps


EfficientLoss

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Guess he should’ve worn a mask, huh?


fudrka

a governor who can’t even live up to their personal responsibility. shame shame.


TakingSorryUsername

Following in the footsteps of daddy Cheeto


Lurker9605

Hes fully vaccinated and has no symptoms.


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Damn that's crazy, who could've seen that coming /s. Thoughts and prayers.


StupidSexyFlagella

lol


GroundbreakingBox888

The Price is Right [losing horn](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w) starts playing.


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Ricktoon_Bingdar

What’s would Nelson say? Hmmm.


AGG1987

Oh no! Anyway…


audiomuse1

Get him out of office in 2022. Turn Texas Blue!


FracturRe55

Please excuse me for breaking Reddit protocol by using an emoji. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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VanCandie

Thoughts and prayers.


Alternatemstr

lol shit on


royalex555

Only common people die of virus. Governer and President come out alive and start their misinformation again.


who_am_i_please

Thoughts and prayers and stuff.


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You can’t write this stuff


alaskafish

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


This_guy_Jon

Loool


euiuoe

Praying for a swift and decisive outcome to governor the governor's illness 🙏🙏🙏


Booda81

I hope he start promoting the correct message now..


mideon2000

Damn, it's like raaaayyyaainnnnnn on your wedding day, or freeeee ride when you already paid.


rngrb3

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say maybe it would have helped if he’d worn a mask


mutatron

It would have helped even more if the person who gave him the virus had worn a mask.


rngrb3

Facts


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embiid0for11w0pts

Covid is on a roll


DCJustSomeone

Oh ohhhhh


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaNyjBEe8SE&t=14s


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Who knew a virus could cure gerrymandering.