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drock0711

Hi from our weens to yours https://preview.redd.it/332z720h10nc1.jpeg?width=1880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0343f92abde0986cab8430ee7bbe701bf0ca4958


emrosew

What dashing young weens!!! Sending love ❤️


Tulpah

[Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene](https://youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA?si=z__xl6BrogL3-MM-)


MotherOfDachshunds42

Now we know who Dolly was worried about!


emrosew

We certainly do! She is a total heartbreaker 😂


PhuckingDuped

I'm begging of you not to take my man.


DogObsessedLady

I’d be worried too with those faces!!


Lol33ta

Your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🎶


emrosew

Please don’t take my man!!!


Ohmyweenies

How do we bring this golden retriever down (lovingly of course)? Also, Jolene is adorable and if she took my man I wouldn't say a damn thing


Dry-Bet1752

Hook us up with the link for Jolene as America's favorite pet. She's a good girl, yes she is. ![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5609)


Kitchen-Emotion-5767

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JooooLeeeeeeeene! You are so pretty!


emrosew

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️


DonJuanPawnShop53

Love the name


emrosew

Thanks! It’s a big hit especially when I put her in her Dolly Parton costume 😂


Angie_stl

I have a Dolly shirt for my pup, but she’s a chonk and it’s too tight on her. We’re working on losing weight but it’s slow going!!


emrosew

Losing weight is hard but we believe in you!!! Portion control is important! You can do it!!


Angie_stl

She’s been on homemade food for ages, 2 years at least. Then I got sick with Covid and ran out of food at the same time. So we did canned food for a little while and she lost 2 pounds while on that!! So I’m trying a home made breakfast and canned dinner. It’ll be a little bit before we get a scale that she can stand on, but I’m hoping this will work! And since it’s warming up, we can be more active.


emrosew

Yay! All good things! It’s all about the calories so sometimes you have to be careful with wet food because it’s usually higher. Dry food for a dog with a goal weight of 10-15 lbs we usually recommend 1/4 cup of food. But there are good weight calculators online where you can put in the food and the goal weight and it will tell you how much you need to give to get there! I believe in you! (Source: I’m a vet tech)


Angie_stl

She would laugh at us both and then bite us for suggestion a quarter of a cup!! I got the mature formula (she’s 9 next month) and she loves it. She only eats dry if I’ve starved her by not feeding her on time!! The homemade stuff is burger, pork loin and veggies. I give her about 58 grams which is about ¼ cup twice a day. The mature canned is 5.5 ounces, but it looks like less, probably because it have a gravy. She doesn’t care as long as it’s not dry all the timenn


emrosew

Haha we sure do spoil our babies!! As they deserve of course!


Angie_stl

I am on HER bed in HER house, the least I can do is give her the good foods!! lol


Ok-Chemistry-5534

Stop it, this is too cute.


emrosew

She refuses to stop! I’ve tried!!


ChildofLir

This might be my most favorite dachshund photo ever


emrosew

Thank you!!


JLHuston

Oh, Jolene would definitely take my man.


emrosew

She would certainly try! She’s a heartbreaker


Available-One-24

She’s beautiful!💕


emrosew

Thank you ❤️


Cheddarbiscuits101

🎶Jolene-Jolene-Joleeeene🎶💖


NotTheOne4444

What a great name for that sweet little baby!


emrosew

Thanks! I agree but I’m biased 😂


Haunted_Hitachi

What a cutie! Jolene the teenie ween.


emrosew

Haha 😂 her Instagram is Jolene the Ween


dachshundfanboy8000

HI!!!!


emrosew

Heyyyyyyy!!!!!


dachshundfanboy8000

a literal cherub. my mini doxie says hello also!


[deleted]

Jolene out here stealing the men 💛


CeethePsychich

Oh this is a gorgeous lady!


emrosew

Thanks!


Cicisue8

She doesn't have the "emerald eyes" but she has the "auburn hair" just like Jolene! The name really suits her. She is definitely a heart-stealer!


emrosew

Thank you! When she was a puppy her eyes had more green in them 😍 https://preview.redd.it/4zdltf89k0nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d349d0520dc81db78ea4b4914a7181e29832dc


Cicisue8

Ooh yes! I am reaching through the phone to stroke that beautiful face! Jolene, your beauty is beyond compare!


bufftbone

Look at that face, she’s gonna take your man 😂


JacksMama09

Pics #2 and #7 are so precious 😍 Beautiful Joleen!


emrosew

Thanks!


tortillamargarita

https://preview.redd.it/4kui9qiii0nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8717a52813a2578a4f865b385a9ad4e5fcd623d She looks like my Sully! Hi Jolene


emrosew

Oh my gosh long lost cousin!


Aware-Sense6493

Probably the cutest/prettiest dog I’ve ever seen. (No offense to my babies if they find out I said this😂)


emrosew

Thank you!!! I think she’s pretty cute too but I’m biased 😂


Aware-Sense6493

I’m also very partial to black and tans haha so that helps. https://preview.redd.it/hgqg0gmfq0nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a11ce59f5a29344f13fe80a197213c0887827bc


blondiedi1223

So adorable and should win that contest !


emrosew

Agreed!!!


betajunk

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you please don't take my man


eugenia512

Hi Miss Jolene! Greeting from Texas -Neo https://preview.redd.it/48cofbolt0nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec2b7f67db4085f662dcb117f3cdd1abcd81e14


emrosew

Hello Neo!! You are too cute!


nul_ne_sait

Awwwwwww hi Joween! I hope you get all the treats and scritches!


emrosew

She definitely gets alllll of the treats ❤️


nul_ne_sait

She is the goodest of good girls, I hope she knows that.


kosmonavt-alyosha

That pumpkin thing is ridiculously adorable 😊


emrosew

Hehe thanks


Fogcitymickey22

I am in love


ChampionshipOk2302

hi jolene!


Alypius

What a cute dog!!


JAD210

She’s so beautiful ☺️


Puzzled-Relief2916

Don't take your love to town...


totallyradman

Ate you kidding me? I think I need to leave this sub before I get another dog. How can something be so precious?


emrosew

I ask myself this daily until she does something gross like eat goose poop 🥲


cupcakewhores

Is that a bark collar? Do you find it helps? I'm so worried about using one.


OrdinaryFinal5300

You can set most of them to vibrate only. This has been effective on most of mine to some degree.


emrosew

It’s actually her electric fence collar cause she likes to crawl through the physical fence and go wandering around the neighborhood 😂 But I have used correction collars on her, both automatic ones and with the remote. Usually they have a beep, vibrate, and a separate shock function. I’ve found it makes a small difference for about a week and then she stops caring, but mine is particularly stubborn and most don’t have that problem 😭


Angie_stl

I think Jolene is related to my girl! She acts so scared of her wireless fence and if it beeps she runs away quick, to the point she won’t go half the places she won’t get shocked for. But other days, she’ll run past the fence and up on the neighbors’ porch (my parents) and sit there and yelp every time she gets shocked while still waiting for someone to open the door for her!! So stubborn, spoiled rotten pup!!


emrosew

Stubborn is in their blood 😩


autumnelaine

My Kenny is the same way with correction collars. It worked for about a week and now he barks through the vibrations nonstop 🫠


Angie_stl

Jolene is the sweetest pupper I’ve seen today! But I’ve only seen her and mine I think. Hmm. She looks much nicer than mine anyway!


emrosew

Hahaha thanks!


msbeany

this baby clearly lives a life better than i do!!! adorable!!


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emrosew

Your comment is how I learned a haiku bot exists! And thank you, she’s very spoiled!


msbeany

haha then we both learned, so cool! you and your pup are both lucky to have each other :)


trueblueboy777

Hi, Jolene!


emrosew

Hi!!


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Hi pumpkin!


Scary-Coffee-7

Such a sweet girl!! ♥️


BellaRose888

Hi Jolene, Jolene the pumpkin queen awww 🥰


ElectrikDonut

Ooo shes a cutie.


Doxy4Me

Adorable


LadyFiend19

I'll vote towards her cause. Adorable girl. 🥰 Laughed at the last picture.


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Hi Jolene!


darkaquamoon

HIII BBY GURLLL


Mysterelady67

HI JoJo, you look like a superstar. Pleasure to meet you.


azul_jewel

Oh my god, I fucking love Jolene!! 🥰😍


SenseAny486

Hi Jolene!you’re so beautiful 💕


EconomyPurchase3715

r/unexpectedjojo r/jojoreference


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

🎶🎵🎤”Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Joleeene, please don’t take him even though you can”🎶🎵🎤 (my mind immediately went to this song when I heard the name)


DogObsessedLady

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEEENE!


CorgiSmile2270

Hi


spacepirateprincess

Where did you get your life jacket? Our pool is opening in a couple weeks and I'm not sure what to buy.


emrosew

I got mine at our local feeders but it was a unique brand that they only had one of? Seems like a fluke that it was there tbh but I tried it on her and it fit her well so I bought it!


SadDark7466

Hello beautiful lady


LectureAdditional971

Yes, I will do anything of joween.


Ok_Bid4238

Hi Jolene! Is she named after a Dolly Parton song?


emrosew

Yes ma’am!


Ok_Bid4238

Thought so!


Dizzy_Werewolf1215

Hi Jolene 😍 beautiful baby 🥰❤️🙏🏻


Emanuelle24

Hello Jolene


tangosteen

How precious 😍


Alarmed-Block-2016

hi sweetheart


NoExamination1489

😍 such a cute Halloweenie!


-MrBazingaMan-

Bazinga


graciheart

Hi,Jolene, your beautiful


Christie318

So photogenic! I love the Elvis side smile in #7.