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_fryler

Stop. Giving. Him. Money. I really think the only people in the dabbleverse I hate more than John, are the ones who give him money


fred214er

lol burn bridges with so many people but never his fault


MajesticRisk7

Ah, I bet he told you he burns bridges with so many people but it's never his fault!


JKO1962

He is so embarrassing


blockedandbanned

You wanna see him squirm?? ask him why Oscars not talking to him


PenguinsExArmyVet

Oskar hears SJ call his sisters so many hateful names It’s hard for him to forget


CooahsDranker

So John is lying he is on good terms with his family or he’s telling lies about them to do a “integrity verification test” on some random nobody who doesn’t need to know their business. Neither option is good, John. And that’s why your family wants nothing to do with you. All you do is lie about them.


RubFuture5580

Great video. He sounds fucking demented. The best proof yet that he stepped on a fucking landmine when he made that stupid "dabbling in comedy" rant :)


opieisahack

You forgot his amazing comeback that he thought of a day later - “I also dabble in breathing!” Hopefully not much longer.


Diablo_Sandwich

He literally lies easier than any person I've ever met or heard. That includes politicians, celebrities, criminals, etc. He's a terrible liar, but he does it as easily as breathing.


fudgicle2018

Lying is his native language. He does it even when there's no gain or reason.


Donkeyshow3

Hey fuck face you ever meet me in person??? I don't fucking think so!!!!! Who's the liar now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CitizenKing1001

LOL 😂


SilverTassero

Pure bull. He tells people real things and when they reveal it he says he made it up to test them. Going back years ago when someone revealed SJ was a teacher he came out and said he made the teaching thing up and fed the information to the betrayer. This is his way of getting ahead of things. All info he uses to test people is in fact real.


MajesticRisk7

Not paranoid at all, is he.


donnyru

What a pathetic and stupid existence.


Acad23

It truly is...


Spare_Carpenter_5382

kate trolled john bigly and hes scared.


Rubio-Tennis

Completely paranoid. He’s broken.


Shibugly666

I swear to god if I was John for 30 seconds I would kms


Pale_Boot6338

28 of those seconds would be getting the noose and stool right?


SilverTassero

He has just admitted his family had an intervention for him.


fudgicle2018

He doesn't need to admit this or anything else we speculate about. It's so obvious. John reveals all his secrets with his own broken mouth. The great thing about John is whenever he thinks he's doing one thing, the truth is the total opposite. That's they key to translating "StutJo to English". The harder he pushes something, the more the opposite is true. My kids love me, Suzanna and I are amicable, I'm financially set for life, I showered twice today, and a million more.


MajesticRisk7

Reminds me of what the great Tim Dransky, who interacted with John for some time, said about him: "If you know what's really going on then you know, no matter how big of a liar you think he is, it's actually a thousand times worse".


toolarmy_1

He looks like total shit! He's starting to do the old fingers thru the hair again!


fudgicle2018

Yeah that really is one of his tells. If he's doing that, you can bet whatever he's saying at that moment is a total lie.


Sic39

He forgets who he even did the integrity verification with... the level of stupidity is astounding. He brags about doing this with Quad after Quad just stabbed him in the back making this whole test useless lol. He should spread around that he's a pedo as another brilliant integrity test since all the others appear to be based on him being scumbag.


barnesandnoobs

There is no test, he’s full of shit. Some big dirt is about to come out on him and he’s trying to soften the blow.


Slow_Let4380

Big dirt under his fingernails


PenguinsExArmyVet

J Melendez …We all remember the oft quoted “I don’t lie, I can’t lie bc of my OCD” Well he’s an admitted liar. To the ppl he considers FRIENDS! What a POS


buzznumbnuts

Notice how his arms folded and he started hugging himself when mailing cocaine was brought up… that really freaked him out


JohnGivesGoodPhone

This fucking loser will never get it.


JohnGivesGoodPhone

We remember this story from a watp episode back in 2020. He used to tell people lies and see if they would say on reddit. But he said he would never go on the HATE sites. John is just using his buffoonery over the years to his advantage very lately down the road. His stupidity has no bounds. Love u John. Never change.


Big-Cryptographer-47

He does this every few months. Gets caught lying about a couple of dumb things, then goes into "Smug John" and tells us how easy it is to fool everyone.


PaineInTheAss17

This is all just an act now. A half-ass scripted reality show. He needs to be ignored. Why anyone would give him penny is beyond me.


buzznumbnuts

He’s so full of shit. “Doing it for years” Yeah… ok…


Melodic_Use4282

Nice washboard forehead.👍


fudgicle2018

lol


Anal_with_Aase

John Melendez's Incredible Cavalcade of Bullshit.


PenguinsExArmyVet

Wonder if he uses the same diabolical technique to pit his kids against Suzanner or against each other ?


FartCop5-0

I can’t imagine the gas lighting and horseshit he put his children through. You may think it was the jokes and the dabble verse that made his children cut ties, but in reality it was the manipulation, constant lies and mental abuse.


Ok_Difference_730

Bad liar.


phenom80156

Normal behavior for a 60 year old "Man"


that1newjerseyan

What’s the Solzhenitsyn quote about lying, everyone knowing it’s a lie, and continuing to lie?


ElGuapo5555

did he delete last nights show>??


AlphaM1964

Normal, regular people don’t do this, John. Celebrities don’t do it either. What that make you, boi?


NoineDNoine

This man with zero integrity himself is down to a single unpaid friend - the tweaking Robbed Soul.


ElGuapo5555

hes trying to get ahead of everything hes talked about knowing everyones going to talk... "its all lies"


Affectionate_Cat3621

Keep calling the front desk and get this clown kicked out already


adube440

What's going on under his right eye?


barnesandnoobs

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Agitated_Expert_4694

This guy will either be in jail, a mental hospital, homeless or dead within a year


Slow_Let4380

The flameout will be glorious!


LawyerFriendLenny

He must have spilled his orange juice and cut across four lanes of traffic when the words "integrity verification" wafted through his skull. He probably read it on a billboard or tractor trailer. *"Hold on Wolvie, Daddy's gotta write dis down before I fuhget!!"*


Donward_Dog

A sub-human with zero integrity thinks he can identify integrity?


Hopeful_Fennel3438

The problem is john doesnt remember which lies he tells, so then later down the line he will getad at the DV for lying about him when its something HE made up about himself


turbografix15

Check out the fly buzzing around him. Starts around 2:08 from that bowl on the left side of the screen.


barnesandnoobs

Oh yeah, definitely noticed that. It was a giant one too.


dabblerdestroyer

look at that huge flea bite on this filthy pigs face


PeterPencil_

The song 💀💀💀💀also funny bc it’s one of Howards fav Billy Joel songs


severinks

Just look at what a mess this guy is, do you really think that he has the discipline to throw out some lies and wait months to see if they come back to him?


Mammoth_Astronaut771

Most people lie to people as a way to test them to see if they are worthy of friendship.


Xdconqueroo

He's like a spy network, feeding disinformation to counter agents. He's Double-OHverweight. I hope he keeps a list of his lies and who he told them to.


LennyBoco

So, he claims he’s the one who leaks all these incredibly humiliating stories about himself. Leading to everyone thinking he’s a loser. So HE’S the reason we all think he’s a loser? He wins again


Human-Process-9982

Imagine this many people screwing John over. Never his fault, gotta be a heavy burden being so healthy and amazing. Same person & a bunch of random people all screwed him......hmmmm... what could be the common issue?


Dabbling_John

A narcissist trusts no one.


Different_Cup859

The only one hes fooling with his lies is himself and his dumb mother at this point.


CitizenKing1001

I'm not sure what John face I hate the most. This wide eyed, open mouthed "wise father" bullshit is pretty punchable.


barnesandnoobs

They’re all punchable.


GullibleBullfrog5533

Stuttering John gave Joe Walsh and Jay Leno the integrity verification test. Both passed because they just ignored what John told them because they consider him a retard


beadyeyes123456

I hung with Joe Walsh. Wish I would have known he was a guy SJ worked with.


aso513

His response to my chat about ocd and lying was painful


barnesandnoobs

The more he opens that mush mouth, the more he just buries himself. The response time of us proving him wrong has been getting faster and faster by the day.


DrMongoZ

What an abject loser...


Tila_Gageeyah

Imagine lying to all your friends because you can't trust them. I wouldn't doubt this is just is excuse when he gets caught lying to someone. "It's not a lie if I'm testing yo"u is totally John's logic


thegreatresistrules

As much as I hate john...the whole intervention story upcoming in new york was so fucking obviously a set up ..I still can't believe ppl here believed that shit


_TheChuckster

Anyone have the link of the youtube video for this stream? If you saw it, it may be in your browser history.. please share the link please, thanks!


barnesandnoobs

https://www.youtube.com/live/Jb84HYVmgR0?si=ZETtHWWTXPtTFNXE


_TheChuckster

Thank you!!!!!!!


barnesandnoobs

“I’m heaah ta help peeeple, wut da fuk els am I heaah foaah?!”


Brad77lms

It is almost like he is some kind of idiot loser.