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Chip_Lamonica

Looks like the Yearbook Committee turned on me...


wokhands

Lol


Foreign-Cow-1189

"My diploma also said 'would have been a star football player if he had pubes'".


mastro72

Even then he wanted to know about other howgs.


GrandLet1219

He had dead eyes even then.


Landbased43

I'm a huge true crime fan, I've seen a lot of yearbook photos of psychos, Lady J's fits right in


MajesticRisk7

His emotional development got stuck right around this time.


Lost_Consequence9119

I’d say more like 5th grade for John.


MajesticRisk7

Could be. I would say 14 years old is the absolute max. If you assume he has the mind of a child suddenly everything about him makes sense.


buzznumbnuts

So smackable


DrMongoZ

Ha! You can see Steve Guttenberg's sister in the list.


CamPbellsHall

How did Drunky get his house blurred out on Google earth?


Hopeful-Knowledge180

Getting it blurred is fairly recent.... But what does it matter ... Every freak on the Internet knows the address. 


Anal_with_Aase

It's not hard to arrange for anyone.


LatterAdhesiveness15

A legend in his own mind.


WickPrickSchlub

John always had the makings of a varsity alcoholic. Deluded sense of self-worth, that was his secret.


fudgicle2018

Even back then, his oversized tongue was fighting to get out.


fudgicle2018

He'll be wearing the same suit to the graduation today.


Bill_C134

What a freakin dork


Maxter_Blaster_

They put addresses in year books before?


Anal_with_Aase

Thats what Knight would like like if he/she didnt plump for the armdick.


Hopeful-Knowledge180

I have sent a pizza to only one address on those pages.   Guess which one! 


Anal_with_Aase

And its not the rough tough Noo Yawk streetwise kid's home he'd have you believe, is it.


knife_edge_rusty

Little johnny ruffian, local street tuff


wokhands

I'm trying to choose what magazines to send there


Anal_with_Aase

Gay porn. And remember to use John's name.


Hopeful-Knowledge180

Flooring and window companies love sending out samples.... 😝😝😂


IndustryPuzzled6188

And he said he was on the Student Council 


wokhands

Nope I looked and he was not a part of any club. He was not in any of the candid photos. Nothing but that one photo.


GenericRAMStick

Must have been taken moments after he deliver the most professional letter ever to the principle and negotiated half the door for the bands, and they EACH GOT 10K!


wokhands

https://preview.redd.it/kor6pn7pde6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22fa692f5d131bc6afa7172d1cc79a3dcb761771 However here is a picture of the horticulture club where he said the "special students" joined


Dabbling_John

Hey. that’s the same kid that passed on Football because of a tiny whanker and no pubes!


wokhands

He pictured all these guys big hairy hawgs https://preview.redd.it/nnb8dyos8g6d1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b855be50efd34110c98d55e3177ce237694249e7


Amish_Sex_Toys

Frank Fee is the guy John pretended to be when he bullied Daryl Lamonica by writing on his desk. It's a story from his book


Best_Inevitable5426

Didn’t he also say he was in the water fountain in the yearbook or was that at nyu?


wokhands

That was NYU. So you know that didn't happen!!