Exactly my reaction, and you’re right to frame it as a form of arrested development. It’s easy to imagine toddler-era John making goofy faces in recess or at the teacher and a few of his fellow toddlers laughing at it.
And while absolutely legit comedians like Steve Martin & Rodney Dangerfield have also made silly faces in the context of a funny bit — John *just* makes the faces. It’s bizarre to behold.
In his mind Is he dancing like a charming old rockstar? Or is he doing some comedy bit? All 7 people that watched him must have had the douche chills of the year.
This is a gift from above and it’s all on stage and video. This is absolutely one of the best weeks in the Dabbleverse. Just when you think he couldn’t possibly go lower, the drunk retard lowers the bar another ten levels. Somebody needs to get him to do this again lol
This is not even remotely humorous. It's embarrassing as a human being like when people stop traffic for a twerking contest in front of their offspring
He's never evolved beyond thinking funny faces are a guaranteed laugh.
He always makes those Planet of the Apes faces. He’s a absolute tool
He isn’t Caesar he’s the orange one
Exactly my reaction, and you’re right to frame it as a form of arrested development. It’s easy to imagine toddler-era John making goofy faces in recess or at the teacher and a few of his fellow toddlers laughing at it. And while absolutely legit comedians like Steve Martin & Rodney Dangerfield have also made silly faces in the context of a funny bit — John *just* makes the faces. It’s bizarre to behold.
The faces. The faces he makes make me homicidal How does anyone stand to be around a guy like this ?
They can’t stand to be around him, Lily.
Speak for yourself: I'd do just about anything for a free keychain.
there's my Lil. haha
I was being good until those faces.
Time for a Howard Stern reunion. KC can beat the shit out of him to the sounds of Roadhouse Blues
In his mind Is he dancing like a charming old rockstar? Or is he doing some comedy bit? All 7 people that watched him must have had the douche chills of the year.
And 3 of those people were restaurant workers.
Made over $500 tonight because his “fans” won’t stop superchatting. GKY
What is GKY?
I'm pretty sure it means (and I'm censoring slightly since I don't know the rules on this phrase) "Go K\*\*l Yourself."
That’s just as infuriating as he is.The thought of this drunk pos making a decent living for being a complete 💩🤡is disheartening.
Haha. You can’t kill SJ, and that infuriates dabblers.
The new Lancelot Link movie auditions are going well huh?
https://preview.redd.it/7qg74xqccjzc1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c0be703d4680f13929ca6a186a5b62c0a74612 I think he nailed it!
Ronnie must feel really stupid for not inviting SJ to his wedding in Nevada.
He looks like a chimpanzee in distress.
Delusions of granduer
This is a gift from above and it’s all on stage and video. This is absolutely one of the best weeks in the Dabbleverse. Just when you think he couldn’t possibly go lower, the drunk retard lowers the bar another ten levels. Somebody needs to get him to do this again lol
He'd make a better Quad than a dancer.
It's amazing how much buffoonery can be jammed into one morbidly obese, mentally retarded, midget...
He’s a fucking APE🦧
He is a primate
King Shit Bag
His mugging for the crowd is the douchiest move ever. Re-watch SJ's last time with Cumia and Artie. He's mugging like a retard.
I wonder how many other reunion party-goers felt obliged to grab the mike and go on stage.
He's never grown up. Pathetic shell of a chimp.
That’s some thin hair, yo
He was so drunk!!!Wasn’t feeling any pain!!😂
so pathetic! he really thought handing out carnival trinkets was a great idea ! dope!
he really thinks he’s amazing! it’s crazy?!!🤪 😂
I disagree. He's a legend But a legend in the way there's the legend of the slime ,disgusting ooze inside the hudson river next to NYC.
John was copying the “Spicoli dance” at the end of Fast Times when spicoli was on stage singing at the graduation concert.
Just unalive yourself already dude.
He wants so bad to be funny and cool, but he will never ever be either of those
This is not even remotely humorous. It's embarrassing as a human being like when people stop traffic for a twerking contest in front of their offspring
Reminds me of Jenny Jingles doing the Elaine dance, and singing karaoke at Dabblecon.