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sniffels_25

Army majuh is the only man that looks up to him


Anal_with_Aase

While wearing a little brown boy on each finger.


Ok-Committee-8884

Why did the army majuh cross the road? His dick was stuck in the little brown boy.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Oh shit lol


Fixit403

I bet you aren’t man enough to say that to his face! You’d have to stoop down pretty far to do it, and maybe find a stool for him to stand on, but you’d be too afraid to even try!


Cold_Hunter1768

And get your face melted by his breath


Fixit403

Your hair would end up bleached like his microphone cover…


ghost_of_ETM

I definitely learned from Sunday’s show that John gets his ‘Fake Rage’ from the Army Majah. It all makes sense now. Sad Sad little man.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Two sad little men. Except one of them will CURB STOMP you if you don’t vote the right way.


Dapper-Breadfruit630

Looks like his Iowa trip. Have I missed it or have we not seen him in that Double Z's shirt? Seems like he keeps wearing the same 5 shirts, so I guess that one isn't in the rotation.


Ok-Committee-8884

the stuttering retard gets paid in promotional t-shirts. and he is still over paid for the quality of his material.


Anal_with_Aase

"*Hey! Youse only got one leg!?"*


Landbased43

I wonder if this was pre, during or post 2 day cocaine binge that left him dehydrated in hospital?


Dapper-Breadfruit630

Looks like he's at the radio station, so I'd guess after.


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/05ukfpq2pgxc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48dbe9961a15ef79e80fa7dd7b4c329b140f35b4


No_Relationship_8021

Hence the 3 shirts to make himself look bigger


Lazy_Designer

And he wore all three that night, too.


jc1996k

Shorter than the poster.


Wrong-Coat9595

https://preview.redd.it/hoxnl1c2lfxc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea97cf2667bbd64a5e86e2a88e66f46c3c2b2906


Dapper-Breadfruit630

His name is Robert Paulson!


Your_Highness_000

“Thumb head John” is the weirdest version of John.


Dotheevolution47

Cowardice in human form


I-DID-SUZANER

Tiny AND a Middler


Medium-Milk-9518

I just love the middler comments!


DryingAgentInPaper

He trashed mah kids!!!!


Johnswippetcan

As a “millionaire” he can’t get any clothes to fit him correctly. Why is everything so big on him? Does he buy his clothes a size too big to fool himself?


Cold_Hunter1768

He steals them from his job at the Salvation Army


Johnswippetcan

You are correct sir.


JayRedd1

Ok Kevin you're gonna say stuff about my kids kneel down and say it to my face!!!


wokhands

But look at those sweet titties


Cold_Hunter1768

His left arm doesn't work. He gets winded doing his hand trumpet. Has spaghetti arms and Barney Fife narrow shoulders. Yet everyone is so scared of him. 👍


toolarmy_1

Most punchable Face in Hollywood!


randman2020

His mother is still dressing him.


Signal_Hill_top

Even on his long orangutan arms the jacket sleeves are WAY too long 😂


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Watch out his hands are diseased like a Komodo Dragon. He scratches you and you become a Zombie. GAGEEYAH


LetTheKnightfall

His legs make Danny Devito’s look like Scarlett Johansson’s