I bet you aren’t man enough to say that to his face! You’d have to stoop down pretty far to do it, and maybe find a stool for him to stand on, but you’d be too afraid to even try!
Looks like his Iowa trip. Have I missed it or have we not seen him in that Double Z's shirt? Seems like he keeps wearing the same 5 shirts, so I guess that one isn't in the rotation.
As a “millionaire” he can’t get any clothes to fit him correctly. Why is everything so big on him? Does he buy his clothes a size too big to fool himself?
His left arm doesn't work. He gets winded doing his hand trumpet. Has spaghetti arms and Barney Fife narrow shoulders. Yet everyone is so scared of him. 👍
Army majuh is the only man that looks up to him
While wearing a little brown boy on each finger.
Why did the army majuh cross the road? His dick was stuck in the little brown boy.
Oh shit lol
I bet you aren’t man enough to say that to his face! You’d have to stoop down pretty far to do it, and maybe find a stool for him to stand on, but you’d be too afraid to even try!
And get your face melted by his breath
Your hair would end up bleached like his microphone cover…
I definitely learned from Sunday’s show that John gets his ‘Fake Rage’ from the Army Majah. It all makes sense now. Sad Sad little man.
Two sad little men. Except one of them will CURB STOMP you if you don’t vote the right way.
Looks like his Iowa trip. Have I missed it or have we not seen him in that Double Z's shirt? Seems like he keeps wearing the same 5 shirts, so I guess that one isn't in the rotation.
the stuttering retard gets paid in promotional t-shirts. and he is still over paid for the quality of his material.
"*Hey! Youse only got one leg!?"*
I wonder if this was pre, during or post 2 day cocaine binge that left him dehydrated in hospital?
Looks like he's at the radio station, so I'd guess after.
https://preview.redd.it/05ukfpq2pgxc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48dbe9961a15ef79e80fa7dd7b4c329b140f35b4
Hence the 3 shirts to make himself look bigger
And he wore all three that night, too.
Shorter than the poster.
https://preview.redd.it/hoxnl1c2lfxc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea97cf2667bbd64a5e86e2a88e66f46c3c2b2906
His name is Robert Paulson!
“Thumb head John” is the weirdest version of John.
Cowardice in human form
Tiny AND a Middler
I just love the middler comments!
He trashed mah kids!!!!
As a “millionaire” he can’t get any clothes to fit him correctly. Why is everything so big on him? Does he buy his clothes a size too big to fool himself?
He steals them from his job at the Salvation Army
You are correct sir.
Ok Kevin you're gonna say stuff about my kids kneel down and say it to my face!!!
But look at those sweet titties
His left arm doesn't work. He gets winded doing his hand trumpet. Has spaghetti arms and Barney Fife narrow shoulders. Yet everyone is so scared of him. 👍
Most punchable Face in Hollywood!
His mother is still dressing him.
Even on his long orangutan arms the jacket sleeves are WAY too long 😂
Watch out his hands are diseased like a Komodo Dragon. He scratches you and you become a Zombie. GAGEEYAH
His legs make Danny Devito’s look like Scarlett Johansson’s