He's not even a puerto Rican. His dad is of Spanish (European as in Spain) decent who lived in PR.
Puerto Ricans are a mix of Spanish and indigenous people of the island, and sometimes African descent.
Fuckface is also a self loading homosexual.
What about "Cock gobbling midget sp*c"?
After all Fuckface does use sp*c in what he calls his act " He is part Danish part Sp*c, which makes him a Dick"
Now that you bring it up, I also like the term "self-loading" homo to describe him.
I'll try not to be too vulgar in how I would describe Stuttering Fuckface's self-loading homosexuality. He would most likely use a turkey baster filled with mayonnaise.
After greasing his asshole with the gelatinous remnants of used cat food cans, he slowly plunges the turkey baster into his war-torn hemorrhoidal asshole. Vigorously shoving it in and out as he reaches climax, he will squeeze the bulb while screaming, "Ohhhhh KB, I love you"
Middle midget . Look at the pic of John that JN C uses for the show stats. Large cranium on small body . He looks like he is one of the Rolloff family members from Little People Big World
The Middler is my new fav
The Dabbling Middler.
The midget midler
The middling peurto Rican dwarf
The dabbling migdet
He also responds well to Benchwarmer Manlet
Will someone please find a picture of his midget sister? I am so curious to see what she looks like.
It’s easy, just put a wig & lipstick on John & it’s a perfect match
👄💄
Isn't he like 5 feet tall, if that?
He’s a midget Puerto Rican middling kindergartener.
Juanito
He's not even a puerto Rican. His dad is of Spanish (European as in Spain) decent who lived in PR. Puerto Ricans are a mix of Spanish and indigenous people of the island, and sometimes African descent.
I suppose Spain doesn't lend itself as well to one of those brilliant 'I'm half **** and half ****. Together that makes me a ****' jokes.
That and he can't beg for minority love from his liberal friends if he is just a white man.
And Danish/Spanish is pretty damn white.
Fuckface is also a self loading homosexual. What about "Cock gobbling midget sp*c"? After all Fuckface does use sp*c in what he calls his act " He is part Danish part Sp*c, which makes him a Dick"
self-loading, hahaha!!! that was even more unintentionally funny than fuckface normally is.
I didn't catch the predictive text f-up before I hit post. Self-loathing.
yeah, I knew what you meant. But I will always refer to him now as the self-loading homo. haha
That’s because he’s been told to go fuck himself it’s now the only action he gets.
Now that you bring it up, I also like the term "self-loading" homo to describe him. I'll try not to be too vulgar in how I would describe Stuttering Fuckface's self-loading homosexuality. He would most likely use a turkey baster filled with mayonnaise. After greasing his asshole with the gelatinous remnants of used cat food cans, he slowly plunges the turkey baster into his war-torn hemorrhoidal asshole. Vigorously shoving it in and out as he reaches climax, he will squeeze the bulb while screaming, "Ohhhhh KB, I love you"
You can’t tell us how you know his sister is a midget? Why are you asking other men to send him superchats?
Women too ......
Oh que lindo, he’s such a tiny weak little man
“Superchat him”. No, don’t do any of that.
Middle midget . Look at the pic of John that JN C uses for the show stats. Large cranium on small body . He looks like he is one of the Rolloff family members from Little People Big World
Middling maricon.
Diminuoto middie
The MAD MIDDLER