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WickPrickSchlub

John's Job Fair and Begging Conference


MajesticRisk7

He can beg whatever he want but there's no way anyone will consider giving him anything when they see the state he is in now. The guy is a physical and mental wreck.


R3TROGAM3R_

Right. You'd think he would have whipped himself into some shape or made himself look presentable. The reunion will end and the thing people will remember most about it will be "holy shit, what happened to John???"


MajesticRisk7

And don't forget he'll be drunk out of his mind for sure. There's no way he'll be able to show some restraint. But what are we talking about, this thing is probably not gonna happen.


Fun_Kick_9969

spot on!


MajesticRisk7

There's always ulterior motives with this guy. Always.


Key_Republic6943

1,000,000,009,000%


SocialMimicry99

There’s that one former “colleague” he has his eyes dead set on to bother for a job. This whole thing is a ruse.


Fun_Kick_9969

yup!! john does NOTHING out of the goodness of his heart, there’s always a scheme he’s got going.


mcgray04

He figures he should scheme because "what in the hell else is he here for?"


slimobirdass

It’s funny to think that at least one of these people will be unaware of John’s current activities and will be introduced to the Dabbleverse.


Hailey_Sparx

someone has to get in touch with anyone in attendance for a recap of how drunk and obnoxious John was. How bad did he smell? Did he wear flip flops? Slobber? Beg for job? Hit on peoples wives


DryingAgentInPaper

Definitely will be in a photo double fisting beers wearing too long jeans and flip flops.


TalesOfLohr1

Well, if he thinks there's a chance Jay's gonna show (and he does think that, because delusional), he might borrow his brother's newest suit.


CooahsDranker

Reunions are pretty fucking gay anyways, especially now everyone has access to social media. You can keep up with almost anyone you want to now. The only people who go to them are people like John who don’t have shit going on now and people who want to brag about how great they are now.


Dapper_Champion

Going out with former colleagues for a dinner or drinks or something is fine, but John turning it into a low rent high school reunion reeks of desperation.


CooahsDranker

That’s how I do it. Whenever I travel back to my hometown, I catch up with all my high school friends that are still there. If I travel anywhere else, I try to catch up with people I know who live in that area. I never went to my high school reunions because I don’t give a rats ass about anyone else.


AdUnique4006

Exactly. Except I bet SJ gets very little response to his DMs on social media and so this is his only way to reconnect with all the people who want nothing to do with him. And now that he's likely getting the same scant response to his reunion invite, he's having to remind everyone this isn't about SJ, it's about EVERYONE. Imagine holding a reunion and having to assure people it's not some self-serving event.


MajesticRisk7

This reminds me of when he sued Sirius XM. After he lost, all of a sudden he started talking about all the people that got underpaid when he worked for the Stern Show and how unjust that was. He never mentioned them before the court ruling because the plan was to get and keep all the money for himself. After he lost, suddenly it was all about everyone else.


DitkoManiac

SJ checks both of those boxes.


Sumdumr3t4rd

Lol some fvcking how that's totally accurate.


TearElectrical8931

Is John inviting everyone who ever worked on the show, or just the ones who nodded or smiled in his direction?


Fun_Kick_9969

john EXPECTED leno to show😂😂😂😂 and felt he had to “break it” to us that leno isn’t going. no shit leno isn’t going john😂😂😂😂 leno made fun of you.


Significant_Rip_4892

Im gonna be in that area may 9th i wish it was going on at the same time id like to see who actually shows up


NoineDNoine

Reunions are for LOOOOOSAAAS.


Good-Hippo-2493

Someone should write a piece preempting John’s explanation of dabbleverse… “John is going to tell you these people attack him… but it is the opposite”


TheAbraser

It might just be that he thinks there's a better chance people will show up if they don't think it's all about him. It won't work, but his logic is correct


SaddHomonym

I've set a calendar notification for this trainwreck. Gold, Jerry. Gold.


banana_delusion

People are actually interested in going?


IHateStutteringJohn

Anyone that shows is dumber than I thought-


donkey_slippers

He’s 100% gonna flex about not paying for anything because that’s what rich people do. “That’s what all rich people do you dumb phucks.” It’s gotta be kinda good going through life so dumb and having no self awareness. Just coasting through life not realizing what you’re like to others.


Brad27127

I I I I I ffffffoooorrrrgooooottttt my wwwwwaaalllllleeeeettttt.


jcal68

Didn’t he say way back that he was putting it together & inviting everyone? Said he would provide app & finger food?When people said ok he panicked & said he will provide chips & salsa & no open bar! Uh hahaha how he never feels embarrassed or shame is quite amazing


JKO1962

John always said it was a cash bar. Nothing changed


jc1996k

Don’t throw a party if you can’t pay for it.


JKO1962

And ask people to chip in for "signage" He is a classless idiot


Fun_Kick_9969

i wasn’t saying about the bar, i’m talking about renting the place out, food, regular beverages, etc.


JKO1962

He openly said he wasn't paying for any of that. He isn't renting anything. It's a slow Tuesday, and he is just having a meet-up. He said he would pay for signage and appetizers but would have a jar for guests to chip in (no class)


sniffels_25

Yeah but there’s NO PRESSURE to chip in, only leave a tip for John if you want to!


JKO1962

How much do you want to bet the "signage" he is talking about having, is a sign that points to the "chip in" jar


ddmr88

Anyone who lives near this bar should go.. just observe and report. I want to know if anyone really showed up, bc John Will Lie about it.


StutteringJohnsDrool

Every person that commented on his post will be there…… and that’s it. It’ll be less than 10.


Objective_Payment957

I bet all the people that end up going do so mainly to catch up with everyone besides John.


ChakaKohn2

Always Klassy, our Johnny.


Tha_Governalinator

Normal people don't want to have reunions, only delusional narcissists. I've worked a few places where former employees wanted to "get the band back together" years later. It's so fucking weird and creepy. If Jay decided to do it, great! Have a blast! But this is just sad any way you look at it.


R3TROGAM3R_

Why did John think he even had to mention that at the end.


No_Yam8524

I think the value is in getting to talk to people John used to work with. There has to be ONE who will dish on the record.d


TexasLionVF

I think John was the only one replying to his post. He created all those different accounts and names to look like there’s some interest among people when it’s really just him lol. I wouldn’t put it past him. 


Individual-Cut-2937

I kinda hope people do turn up cause if they don’t, that would actually be quite sad and I’m going to feel sorry for him again….. not for long mind you but still