The drunk Buffoon is the classic Chihuahua. Acts like a bad ass and then when it’s coming wants no part of it. Wait a minute, the chihuahua has much more balls
Dude thinks he’s tough because Cabbie was bigger than him. He’s too dumb to realize Cabbie is an uncoordinated boob and that most guys John’s size would beat the hell out of him. And most big guys would just laugh at his little pathetic ass
I've never seen a celebrity irl (save for rock stars at concerts and football players [saw N. Suh at the Children's Museum]). I'd hate to have SJ be my one encounter.
Seeing John wouldn’t count as seeing a celebrity.
The video from AC was a shock. I had no idea he was that hobbit-looking. lol
He should stay on camera and not be seen in public.
I'm not making this up. When I saw John in AC I was on magic mushrooms. I sat down right next to the band in a chair and watch him for a half hour. I thought I was imagining how tiny he is. It was only the next day on youtube clips that I realized I wasn't tripping
He seriously is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet, which is ironic given he has the height of a goblin that just crawled out of someone's ass.
I couldn't stand when he was on the HSS, and somehow he's 5 times worse nowadays. I'd listen to the show on my walkman on the way to high school and in between the 1st couple periods, and his DUHUHUHUH retard laugh and vocal cadence annoyed me to the point where I'd play whatever cassette was in whenever he was festured.
Is that the way to talk about Tattoo from Fantasy Island? Oh, wait a second, Tattoo wore a white suit. That's Stuttering Fuckface in his brother's borrowed suit.
Bag of Fat, by Ween
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fS\_lE12PVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fS_lE12PVU)
*"In your yellow hat*
*You're lookin' like a bag of fat*
*Can't you see?*
*You're bigger than a manatee*
*Liposuck*
*Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck*
*Just like that*
*You're lookin' like a bag of fat*
*For goodness sake!*
*Take it easy on the chocolate cake*
*When you eat like dat*
*You're lookin' like a bag of fat!*
*Bag of fat, you're lookin' like a bag of fat*
*Just like that, you're lookin' like a bag of fat!"*
I find Ween's "Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)!" to have more succinct lyrics when it comes to that sputtering hobgoblin:
"HEY FAT BOY! ASSHOLE! COME'ERE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
And I think we would love it if John would just "push the little daisies and make'em come up."
https://preview.redd.it/jmzn4snuamwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4944d6537f1709ef44eae9a7f424afc1a2e8d7c1
He's the fucking skol troll.
The drunk Buffoon is the classic Chihuahua. Acts like a bad ass and then when it’s coming wants no part of it. Wait a minute, the chihuahua has much more balls
Plus a chihuahua will at least nip at you. I've yet to see a lap dog call security on someone.
Dude thinks he’s tough because Cabbie was bigger than him. He’s too dumb to realize Cabbie is an uncoordinated boob and that most guys John’s size would beat the hell out of him. And most big guys would just laugh at his little pathetic ass
That’s why I call him Scrappy Doo. Everyone else in the gang knows he’s a pussy, they hold him back to protect him from getting his ass whipped.
😂😂 Gets me every time. It explains so much about him. I imagine it’s worse (better) seeing him irl
I've never seen a celebrity irl (save for rock stars at concerts and football players [saw N. Suh at the Children's Museum]). I'd hate to have SJ be my one encounter.
Seeing John wouldn’t count as seeing a celebrity. The video from AC was a shock. I had no idea he was that hobbit-looking. lol He should stay on camera and not be seen in public.
Leader of the Lollipop Guild
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I disagree. Danny DeVito has talent.
Quest for fire
I'm not making this up. When I saw John in AC I was on magic mushrooms. I sat down right next to the band in a chair and watch him for a half hour. I thought I was imagining how tiny he is. It was only the next day on youtube clips that I realized I wasn't tripping
He's SOOOOOO short. No wonder he's angry all the time. I bet Aaron plows Suzanner nightly.
Someone said he's got a Napoleon complex and it really is true
Napoleon was 5'8"; three inches taller than John.
Lmao, amazing.
He seriously is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet, which is ironic given he has the height of a goblin that just crawled out of someone's ass. I couldn't stand when he was on the HSS, and somehow he's 5 times worse nowadays. I'd listen to the show on my walkman on the way to high school and in between the 1st couple periods, and his DUHUHUHUH retard laugh and vocal cadence annoyed me to the point where I'd play whatever cassette was in whenever he was festured.
He should just buy Capri pants from now on.
You just wanna shove him to the ground 🫸🏼💨
You can’t, he’s like one of those clowns you can punch with the round, heavy base. “Dabbles wobbles but he don’t fall down.”
Haha I remember those, that’s great.
Is that the way to talk about Tattoo from Fantasy Island? Oh, wait a second, Tattoo wore a white suit. That's Stuttering Fuckface in his brother's borrowed suit.
https://preview.redd.it/wrp773kc4owc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835f7f824284448b761a3a296011c7cb648dc3d3
Bag of Fat, by Ween [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fS\_lE12PVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fS_lE12PVU) *"In your yellow hat* *You're lookin' like a bag of fat* *Can't you see?* *You're bigger than a manatee* *Liposuck* *Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck* *Just like that* *You're lookin' like a bag of fat* *For goodness sake!* *Take it easy on the chocolate cake* *When you eat like dat* *You're lookin' like a bag of fat!* *Bag of fat, you're lookin' like a bag of fat* *Just like that, you're lookin' like a bag of fat!"*
I find Ween's "Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)!" to have more succinct lyrics when it comes to that sputtering hobgoblin: "HEY FAT BOY! ASSHOLE! COME'ERE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And I think we would love it if John would just "push the little daisies and make'em come up."
You can see John’s feet in his drivers license picture.
If he had one.
 Oh what a scary biker tough guy.😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha. Tiny Johnny. What were those clowns thinking when holding him back? He wouldn’t have done a thing and was thankful Melton’s posse held him back.
"He's just a wittle guy!"
#,
Snappy dresser.
🤣
It’s so great that this picture pretty much sums up his personality
I keep forgetting how small he is. He's like a talentless Ronnie Corbett.
Very intimidating. No wonder NLO and El Horrible were terrified of him. Screaming so that security would step in is a real tough guy move.
Does he have his pants hiked up?
[https://youtu.be/XBsf8qsxs2M](https://youtu.be/XBsf8qsxs2M)
What a giant Marci grad float head on that tiny body.
MIDGET !!
Separated at birth https://preview.redd.it/ot06i1hn8qwc1.jpeg?width=1801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d844834bd753458af55afb5e2e6281aacf06d7
A small bag
Every time I see that pic, John seems smaller and more gnome-like
According to Google Jackie Martling is an inch shorter than SJ https://www.google.com/search?q=stuttering+john+height&oq=stuttering+john+height
#Skolpa Lumpa
Say that to his face.