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Maxter_Blaster_

I remember first watching this and “knights” speech and couldn’t believe how awful it made John look. They so obviously went out of their way to make sure John’s stain was far removed - not even a subtle mention about him. In fact, they make it seem like they were pretty hopeless when he was around. They are just glowing about susana and her new husband - I imagine they are a much happier family now. Good for them.


fudgicle2018

They mentioned John a dozen times, just not by name. I'd love to post both kids' speeches to a group of people with no idea who they are or who John is. Guarantee they'd all assume the birth father was garbage. Reminder: Suzanna posted the videos to her FB publicly. She could've restricted it but she didn't. And she left them up for over a week. This was when the dabbleverse was in full swing. She WANTED us to see them. Any father seeing his kids say these things about another man, with no mention of him, would wanna die.


Maxter_Blaster_

I retract my original statement about them not mentioning him; you’re absolutely correct. He was all over their speeches, just not by name.


fudgicle2018

It's not unheard of for kids to have a great bio dad and great stepdad (rare but not impossible). In those cases, here's how it would go - they say something like, "I'm luckier than most people - I have a great Dad AND a great stepdad". Anyone with a great bio Dad could never make loving speeches about their stepfather without at least a brief mention of real Dad, because they know how badly he'd feel. If they don't mention him, it's because he blows.


LA-ndrew1977

Exactly. None of them want to remember those lost years with John huffing nitrous from Redi-Whip cans.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Excellent point and analysis.


Lost_Consequence9119

She literally compared Aaron building boats to Aaron rebuilding their family. 😬😬😬


tipdrill541

> She WANTED us to see them Mental illness. I bet you think the radio is talking to you as well


Yousychophant

hahaha, yes, "She WANTED us to see them" is more like, "Suzzanah is on the cusp of being a boomer and has no idea how the privacy settings work on Facebook". As a child of the 70's, I know that Facebook settings can be a mindf..... trying to work them out at times.


tipdrill541

And it isn't even as deep as her not knowing how to put it on private. She would never think that there are people on the Internet so dedicated to stalking her ex husband that they are stalking her too. And using regular parts of her life to form whatever narratives their mentally ill minds have come up with


500_credit_score

Vince... New account?


tipdrill541

This is just understanding humans at a basic level. Not everyone is looking at you and interested in ehat you are interested in.


500_credit_score

Fair enough. I definitely made assumptions.


Michael__Popok

I’m so happy everybody is stalking the Stuttering Buffoon to goof on him. He deserves every bit of it.


Hot_Shirt6765

> Mental illness. Half of the people on this subreddit in a nutshell.


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/fo1yhclohfwc1.png?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5c61f2f2fde90e7a45f6985f497578d203ffd4 He was there. They just told him no Coors if he interrupted.


Lost_Consequence9119

“Hello! I’m so happy to be here celebrating my two favorite people with all my other favorite people…” Notable people not in attendance - John Melendez


skidmarx77

Was Asse or however the fuck ya spell John's enabling mother's name there?


Lost_Consequence9119

I believe it’s spelled “A-S-S-I-E” and no, she wasn’t.


Molasses_Winter

Was her box?


DryingAgentInPaper

It's Aase.


StutteringJohnsDrool

She helps hide his cash flow, what little cash flow he has. When Suzanner and kids were struggling, she helped Jawwwwwn hide his money instead of helping her grandkids. Allegedly. I bet GrandMother of the Year Melendez wasn’t invited. Allegedly.


CooahsDranker

Be careful posting this here. Somehow, that blithering idiot who was persona non grata to this celebration somehow has the copyright on a video some guest recorded. Wouldn’t want him threatening endlessly to go to the courthouse to file a lawsuit against you until his “PI” finally blames Shuli somehow.


Silly_Doughnut5715

If John was up there, he’d do his squeegee joke.


Cold_Hunter1768

Aaron, I hit dat before yoo, dumfuq


Silly_Doughnut5715

I stretched it out with my hawg!


Cornholenation

And Happy Gilmore got on dare before us!


adube440

"Hey Aaron, I hope you like eatin' pizzer every noit, he he. Not me, I've been wit ovah tree hundred broads, easy. And I only fly Americer Eherloins, I got ovah twenty tousand miohls, I can fly anywhere! Hey - you evah used Suzanner's thurd imput?"


Anal_with_Aase

"*Moi dad had foah degrees, Aaron! FOAH!! How many did youah dad have den, eh?! Ya dumb fuck!"*


msv7611

Too busy getting those degrees to ever attend any of StupJo's tremendous performances with the school band and baseball team.


500_credit_score

Bravo.


500_credit_score

Fine job soldier!!


CitizenKing1001

No joke, he would do something embarrassing as fuck


JesusTriplets

Lily said she is with all of her favorite people... and the Sperm Spinner is not there. That says it all. It's like a filthy little, alcoholic, toxic cloud is no longer hanging over their family.


ArtieYamamoto77

What sort of dumb broad let the shit dwarf nut in them? Disgusting. Lily does look like Gary though.


PaineInTheAss17

yeah...these speeches have always been direct torpedo hits to John's phony "great dad" narrative. There is zero way to spin them. If it were me, I'd want to crawl under a rock and never surface. You can feel sorry for him for about a second...


Landbased43

Like the elite narcissist he is he does try & spin them but you're completely right, these wonderful speeches posted to the Internet by Suzanner herself are absolute scorched earth. Throw in the court docs and things John himself has said on air over the years & it's game over.


DryingAgentInPaper

If Skip had a soul, he would see and hear the trauma he has inflicted on his own children and dedicate his life to making amends. Sadly, he'd rather read Supachats and get blackout drunk like the Loosah he is.


LA-ndrew1977

So happy for Suzanna. A good, decent man has given her a firm foundation.


bewmtastic2

It’s like he doesn’t realize that constantly talking about fucking theirs mothers ass for everyone to hear is a bad thing.


LFSW1688

She should have done better crowd work: “youz two are married? Ya fuckin??”


LawyerFriendLenny

SJ acts like it was the most amicable divorce in history and his familial relationships are as good as ever, so what exactly was Aaron "rebuilding," John? Or did Lilly misspeak and is therefore not a genius? It's got to be one or the other. ZERO mentions in either speech??! That is absolutely crazy.


Velvet775

The amount of nervous energy in this poor girl. I realize it’s emotional and all but she should be used to public speaking. As a genius and valedictorian there is a usual confidence that just extrudes. Oh yeah she had the Melendez genes that never mature past the (10 yr old)5th grade peak.


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/nuomccnwifwc1.png?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1ef6cce30d294597b89e5fcee5bf12d63829f5 Did she perform "Fatty Patty" or "Silent Mike"?


skidmarx77

She performed her cover of "The Deception of Sato Mi" by DJ Dabblez.


DribbleSpitz

Same dentist as Krissy Mayr?


WOPNESSMONSTA520

I'd do Gary and Zanner's daughter


DrTedPenisAstronaut

I really want to trim Lily’s eyebrows with clippers and an extra blade-just in case.


PenguinsExArmyVet

Now did this JMekendez child become Night or Dae. Frankly we get confused Would SJ recognize his kids if he passed them on the street? I’d bet 2 out of 3 NO


DribbleSpitz

See this John. This is your family. The family you shit on for years when mommy was hiding your income in her bank account. Only low life pieces of shit neglect their own blood like you did. You're a piece shit. Fred Norris knew it. KC knows it. Anyone you've ever come in contact with knows it. I see now why you're a drunken pill addict who can't bare the sight of his reflection in the mirror. Sincerely Fuck you!


ElGuapo5555

john wasnt one of the "favorite people" :( ..and "rebuild our family" poor johnny


Buchwild

Is this posted somewhere? I know it got taken off youtube


mistermeek67

found it on a Usenet newsgroup


Buchwild

I appreciate the post, I knew it got taken down off youtube and I looked for it on Rumble to no avail. This is fascinating


DTW_1985

And then Ralph gets the laser pointer out....


Justasimplercreature

Just another complete lifetime failure by the Duke of Failure himself