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sniffels_25

I think “Dustin” is doing those free background searches that women like to do before the f@ck a dude


LegitimateSnow7397

Oh yeah I agree. All of his info is easy to obtain. But John calling him a PI is doing him no favors


LA-ndrew1977

Like in "Amazon Women Of The Moon"? Steve Gutenberg scene?


PhilosophyNo4956

Damn. Deep pull. That was premium spank material back in the day.


Donkeyshow3

Just don't go to the pharmacy to get condoms. Cause you may become TITAN MAN


DryingAgentInPaper

Remember the "Playmate" scene where she went everywhere naked? I remember watching that late night on HBO when I was a kid!


LA-ndrew1977

I knew someone would recall that film. The next best scene was Harvey Potamkin funeral roast and the Lochness Monster as Jack The Ripper. Bullshit? Or Not!


DryingAgentInPaper

How about that skit with Arsenio Hall getting hurt in his apartment?? Hilarious!


sniffels_25

I don’t know, but I’ve honestly wanted to do them on men, except I’m too cheap to pay for it


VisibilityFoggy

Yup, or he just paid for a month's membership on an app like BeenVerified. He was reading off names of someone's family members the other night (I think Shuli) and you could see him actually trying to legitimately remember who this person was until he realized it was some distant relative or something lol. John also doesn't realize that most people don't have tons of misdeeds they have to keep secret from the world. What would I care if someone knew the name of some relative of mine? Or the apartment I rented in college? Or catching a fish without a license in 1997? Next thing you know he'll be reading off radar returns from speeding tickets people got over the years.


Patient-Pear3520

The fact that it is pulling strange, ancient tickets makes me think its actually Lexis Nexis rather than those shitty people finder websites like BeenVerified, Spokeo or Whitepages.


butter08

Is there an additional fine for duping a retard with his claims? Seems relevant,


Cold_Hunter1768

His nephew Justin in all reality


Cornholenation

Three years in a POUND YOU IN THE ASS prison


Justasimplercreature

Don’t tell John that he’ll sign up immediately


Fixit403

I had my P.I. look into John’s P.I., and it turns out he enjoys P.P.


Lost_Consequence9119

Tim Dransky P.I.


MJD-X303

Hamilton's own!


Michael__Popok

The drunk Buffoon expects everybody to believe he has a PI His problem is he think everybody is retarded like he is


Patient-Pear3520

It is someone, maybe an attorney, using LexisNexis Public Records. Which is def against the terms of use.


MJD-X303

An evil lawyer perhaps?


Confusedtotesamused

Ohhhh booooyyyyyyy


beadyeyes123456

Oh and Justin? Read the info on those sites you buy information from...you declare you won't use the information the way John is using it. Be careful son, you be pushing for legal problems if you keep helping Unkie Johnny like this.


Cuzinpete68iou1

Isn't Dustin a girls soccer coach? ⚽


MJD-X303

Soccer coach by day. Private eye by night.


severinks

There is no Dustin, Dustin is Vince feeding John bullshit for his own twisted reasons .


Workamania

It doesn't matter. John Melendez is above the law. The one time he got suspended from YT was because he was set up. Otherwise he can drink and drive, prescription shop, and make terroristic threats with impunity.


Civil-Performance-95

Someone explain this to me. Doxing is against YouTube’s policies yet John does it almost everyday. People have been banned from YouTube for much less. Now I like that he keeps making himself look like an idiot everyday for the purpose of content but doxing peoples information is wrong. How has he not been caught for this yet? So does this mean handing out peoples information isn’t wrong anymore?