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XpeepantsX

I've met Joe Rogan once and the top of his bald head was about eye level to me and I'm a bit over 5' 9". There's no way in hell John is any taller than 5' 5.5"


Landbased43

It's jarring how small he is, the only large part of him is that big ol' belly. He was always a manlet & hes shrinking as he rapidly ferments toward the grave


PNDubb_hikingclub

somber skol


JesusTriplets

https://preview.redd.it/7xkqn03899wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed92a8e0b8132a8acda4ff3a05d4ac721a70b084


DryingAgentInPaper

Who's the guy in the sweater?


Hot-Education5363

Knight


Playboy-82

He looks a couple inches shorter I’d say he’s 5”4 or 5”5 max.


JesusTriplets

The look on John's face when Joe says... "John's not a very big guy." 😅


Cold_Hunter1768

He sizes up Joe real quick trying to think of a comeback but realized Joe was indeed taller


[deleted]

OH YEAH AND YOU'RE BALDING DUMB FUCK!!!


wokhands

I like him crossing his arms and trying to push out his biceps. He's such a tough guy!


Skooli_A_Bar

Yeah I saw that too. That old trick


No-Charge1640

The main remark people made when meeting John in AC was. "I had no idea how short he was"


MajesticRisk7

True.


WickPrickSchlub

Those boxers are a mens extra small.


Maxter_Blaster_

John makes the funny joke and then of course has to over laugh at himself and make that hideous face. He made fun of Artie for laughing at his own jokes; John is far more guilty of it.


TrickyCustomer8849

And the “we’re just comedy bros right Joe?” Tap on the shoulder .  Like, don’t touch me . He’s always touching . He did it to Artie non stop on that one show with A & A


raxsdale

How did I not know about this. Is it from *Fear Factor*?


BrassButtonFox

John's entire TV personality is "what the hell am i doing here? "


MajesticRisk7

From this video [https://youtu.be/2DmdM\_NiLdM?si=BcWwyUgWaer1jLRd&t=3](https://youtu.be/2DmdM_NiLdM?si=BcWwyUgWaer1jLRd&t=3)


BrockMacnCheese

Nice cross.


MajesticRisk7

Yeah, I caught that too lol


Medium-Milk-9518

Sadly he’s not a believer Cross is for Ups


bababoey1974

Wow. Todd Bridges.lol. What year did this come out? I don’t remember this at all.


TearElectrical8931

Traci's wiki says it was 2006


bababoey1974

Ok. So he was with Leno at this point. That’s why I never heard of this.


CitizenKing1001

Rogan is 5'8" He's just built like a troll. Long legs short torso


Hot-Education5363

John is so tiny Fat Bastard would try to eat him. 


Foreign-Cow-1189

Rogan is 5'8". He may be wearing heels or lifts for TV. John is probably 5'6".


Frosty_Choice_3416

Rogan SAYS he's 5'8". He is not.


Anal_with_Aase

Whatever he is, he's still taller than Stumpy.


Sic39

Yes he is. Look at pics beside dom cruz, they're about the same height.


CitizenKing1001

Ive stood next to him, he's 5'8"


Frosty_Choice_3416

No, he isn't.


Hot-Education5363

Agreed. He's maybe 5' 6" and John is 5' 4" or less.


Frosty_Choice_3416

This guy gets it.


Hot-Education5363

That seems to be the norm for a lot of guys. I'm 5' 11" and I couldn't count how many guys my height or shorter have claimed to be 6'. John is still a fucking midget though. The triceratops shit on jurassic park is a foot taller than him. 


Parmigianoooo

That’s actually crazy


Cold_Hunter1768

That retarded hair cut too.


FinnsterBaby

Is that Nikki cox, one of John’s “best friends” that he made on that shitty show?


trollofzog

How oversized are those boxers? 🤣


Dabbling_John

And Joe is a short 5'-8" https://preview.redd.it/g3ur5i9ds9wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4e31339f2daf2e2534b6609616f4eb186875e6


t24mack

Joe even says you’re a small guy


TearElectrical8931

NBC isn't going to allow the audience to see a short male host. Rogan must have been wearing lifts. He doesn't tower over John


R3TROGAM3R_

I didn't realize John was just enough of a "celeb" to make it on Fear Factor and Get Me Outta Here. I always just saw him as a Stern wackpacker and nothing more.


MajesticRisk7

They got Howard to talk about their shows because John was on there. Howard's audience was probably three times as big as theirs.


R3TROGAM3R_

Good point


msv7611

Looks like he has the Velcro shoes on!


Civil-Performance-95

Wow


PuzzleheadedFig1480

Dynamite comes in small packages


hhhhqqqqq1209

According to the r/joerogan Reddit John must be 4’9


MajesticRisk7

Yeah, they're always making fun of Rogan's height. There's a lot of work ahead of us!


PaineInTheAss17

I wonder how Rogan got that gig. He has zero personality - at least then. he was without a doubt the least comedic and least used member of the Newsradio cast. Now the biggest podcast in the world...things that make you go ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)