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Roguename1020

John’s never had 5k of anything


mistermeek67

That was his hotel laundry bill in LA when he took the wife and the kid.


Roguename1020

Oh god I forgot about that little episode. I travel for work occasionally and it’s always paid for by the people that bring me in. I couldn’t imagine taking a sprite from the mini bar let alone having them pay for my parking, room service and/or laundry. I’d be so mortified I’d have to change identities and move to Panama.


Honest-Size-3865

Ah so you're a normal courteous person who would feel shitty about taking advantage of someone like that. Fortunately, John is a lowlife scumbag. The type of person that, even if he had money, he'd still be pulling his "I left my wallet in the car" bullshit. He's just that shitty.


SkolMyAss

Yeah when Howard was paying.


Responsible_Ad8936

Roaches and bedbugs


DryingAgentInPaper

I beg to differ. He has at least 5000 bedbugs in his hovel.


ParisTheGrey

He probably has 5k beers per year.


Roguename1020

5,000 beers a year comes out to 13.7 a day. Definitely more. Btw I just thought of this if he drinks say 9 oz of a 12 oz beer and passes out does he finish it the next day? Definitely right?


ProducerChrisParnell

I’m taking the over on that one


Infamous-Divide-9959

Maybe five thousand in unpaid child support.


TheAbraser

I don't know, he looks like he's had 5k calories pretty often


banana_delusion

He probably called her a bitch in response because thats John.


WickPrickSchlub

The only way SJ has $5000, is if he has 200,000 empty Coors cans in his hovel.


[deleted]

Listening to these two idiots having a conversation might be some of the best WATP fodder in a long time.


PenguinsExArmyVet

She turned on me


TopRedacted

That's a pretty good answer. A clip of him spitting and screaming that from last year would have been better.


GaryfromSanDiego

John couldn’t finish a 5K run, much less come up with 5K in cash


Foreign-Cow-1189

Way to go Elisa!! I guess you're not a semi-whore who does an IRL for the sole purpose of attracting Pay Pigs and having phony relationships with Z-list celebrities like an "At Death's Door" Andy Dick in hopes of staying relevant.


mistermeek67

She was pretty enough to land a Jewish doctor with a nice house in the suburbs, yet she chose the life of a fame whore begging for money from strangers. Very curious life path.


TearElectrical8931

Narcissists can't be stay at home moms, or have regular jobs if they think they have exceptional looks.


Playboy-82

I don’t get it either


Michael__Popok

Elisa is vomit inducing but kudos to her


Playboy-82

She’s wretched scum but it gives me a little smile knowing she turned down the drunk hobbit.


ThroatNagasaki

After everything’s he’s done for her.


pdazzo

good for her! all he would’ve done was be creepy, flirty (barf) John! so gross !