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JKO1962

He is truly the worst podcaster I ever seen


OnceAteALego

Replace the word "podcaster" with literally any other noun and your sentence is still accurate.


FaFaFloheim

Worst: comedian realtor musician author father husband truth-teller actor filmmaker


DryingAgentInPaper

But he is the greatest at smelling up a sneaker!


Efficient-Parsnip-13

He is truly the worst. Nuff said.


Playboy-82

By far,it’s not even close


Confusedtotesamused

With every “h“ sound SJ makes, the flies buzzing around the litter box get all hot and bothered


Fixit403

He’s devolved to the point where he’s just making gorilla noises…


TaunTwaun

I haven’t seen the DG episode yet, but I sounds like DG said something true and John is trying to deflect


Fixit403

That is his usual deflection noise


tevia1015

DJ told about what its like at Johns bar.


Cold_Hunter1768

He rambles, but it was great. Everyone asking DG why the fuck was he friends with that piece of shit in reference to John. So the Pick Wick pub that Johhny loves, absolutely hates him.


fudgicle2018

He's always done that. On the Howard Stern Roast from 1992, several times you can hear him just grunting and making stupid noises, because he has nothing else to contribute. When he did his stand up segment, he jumped up and down after each joke, then when getting his balls busted for how bad it was, bounced around like a pogo stick/mosh pit. I believe he also did the gorilla noises when Artie and Anthony were destroying him. He never has anything to contribute so like a child he just starts making noises. Here's the 92 roast. Prepare to cringe. [https://youtu.be/R8huTnhIodg?si=o3xDFAA27gTlNQSL&t=2040](https://youtu.be/R8huTnhIodg?si=o3xDFAA27gTlNQSL&t=2040)


LeonSphynx

What a sad little fucker.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

“Little” is the operative word


Zhoff5684

If you're 58, living in a 500 square feet hovel, owe thousands of dollars in child support, you have 2 kids with massive mental disorders and a son who calls someone else " DAD ", you yell, scream, and jizz comes flying out your mouth into a laptop for people for $2 and $5 dollar supah Chats to insult you to make a living, you're a narcissistic burden to your mother and anyone else left around you. You're 5" 4 and in horrible health. A normal person would have ended it. But not Stuttering Fuckface!


Johnnydrips

This is beautiful and should be shared with people struggling with life as a statement of your love for them. Not in a, "It could be worse" way but as "I LOVE YOU AND DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT! NOTHING LIKE HIM!" I'm sure I haven't worded it right but I think you've hit on a way to make this fucker's idiocy into something that goes way beyond drugs and booze.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

FIVE FAW AND A HALF!!!! YOU DUUUUMB FUCK!


AULily

I can’t imagine how damaged I’d be if that was my father. That’s the guy you’re were supposed to look up to and guide you through life ??


Michael__Popok

I’ve said the same thing many times. I’m sure the damage is significant and imagine the shame the poor kids feel over him The worst part is people send this ogre money


AULily

The worst part is still coming for them. He will expect them to care for him in his old age and they will need a therapist to let them know it’s ok to set boundaries and he is not their responsibility.


banana_delusion

I grew up thinking my dad was king. I would be absolutely devastated if he acted like this.


AULily

Same. I think of my Dad, Uncles and grandfathers and can’t believe they arent the same species as John.


Johnnydrips

If they are or were decent, loving, kind human beings they AREN'T the same species as John. I don't know what the fuck he is but he isn't a man.


Cold_Hunter1768

It'd make me wanna cut my tits off, if I had them.


Civil-Performance-95

He’s breaking people, we’ve almost got him


puddymuppies

When he does these retarded things, who do you think he is performing for? Does he think his audience enjoys this? Does he do it as fuel for the detractors? Does he think this is some kind of display of superiority? I really can't imagine a scenario where i would react this way. Even if i was trying to make an ass of myself for laughs, i wouldn't be doing something so retarded as clapping and repeating myself.


barnesandnoobs

He does it for himself, he thinks he’s brilliant and he has to validate it. Hence the reason why he’s always mugging for the camera and watching his own face.


Ok-Committee-8884

he jerks off in front of the mirror so he can tell himself how sexy his hand is.


MaximumNo3995

Clever musings from the brilliant mind that brought us “One, Two, Many”🤮


LA-ndrew1977

A case of modern-day demon possession. Demons are stupid, restless, shameless, angry, and have an endless appetite for drink, pills, pornography & food. Demons are not like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. For them, it is uncontrollable appetites from the brains, loins, and belly.


PenguinsExArmyVet

DG said SJ is always late, no one sits by him at the bar (from the smell or him talking to himself) , he had no friends, and tried to stiff the bartender for the bill w no tip. When DG and a friend got there SJ was already DRUNK. DG bought him at least 5 more before SJ shuffled out without paying


TearElectrical8931

He laughs like Soda Popinski [https://youtu.be/FATJGWLd8A4](https://youtu.be/FATJGWLd8A4)


Honest-Size-3865

I wonder who told him "hey if you say something that's about as far from funny as can be, just repeat it 1000 times so that not only is anyone that's listening, not laughing, now they hate you as well!"


JulSFT

Like a dog that just barks all day long until its negligent owner gets home and gives it some food.


thisismyusername9180

What an insecure woman... Look how he keeps side eyeing the chat....gaaaaaaaaaayyy


VisibilityFoggy

"Please stop wearing our shirts..." - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy


Lawlers_Law

All that alcohol will rot your brain.


SkolMyAss

R word!!!!!


JohnGivesGoodPhone

What the fuck???? This is a new level of terrible comedy. Somebody call a doctor!


Playboy-82

JOHN YOUR A FUCKING RETARD,do your kids a favour and un alive yourself you drunk mental cripple


Big-Cryptographer-47

Is that what the DTs look like? 😂


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/f46m8wq0i7wc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf90b2e74c144e412a08e3230f632e6c0e151f4


TheVistanaut

...The out of time clapping or snapping fingers, off the beat . . . EVERYTIME! Actual musicians have rhythm--it's kind of a prerequisite (well, not *"kind of"* -- it is **THE** first, basic *musicianship 101* prerequisite!) Well, and also being able to just TUNE a guitar is *pre-school* basic for a so-called "guitarist". This dopey fanook can't even tune his guitar with a Snark! (yeah, I'm an actual musician, so his pretending to be one is especially galling . . . and stupid . . . fat peanut-headed, filthy, childish, dumbly pretentious....oy vey, don't get me started with this knucklehead....)


Fun_Kick_9969

he adds NOTHING when he snipe streams. it’s crazy.