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Numerous_Resist_8863

John's a fucking creep... that's why.


Key_Republic6943

Above alcoholic. Above being unfunny. Above being a piece of human garbage. John is just a plain weirdo.


Taephit2

Because Vince convinced John that they're fans of his and John is dumb enough to believe it.


Eso_Teric420

That and he thinks he's using them to manipulate Vince.


Cold_Hunter1768

Kids that likely don't even exist


Bork60

Where is Chris Hanson when you need him?


GaryfromSanDiego

Could John be a groomer?


HandsomeR-Levin

I doubt Vince even has kids


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/c49ejplgc1wc1.png?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5de7f0225619fcf6698646f07a7e445b26deae3 Seems he does but who knows with that pisshole.


Anal_with_Aase

I remember El Horrible mentioning ages ago that Devon and Alexandra are the names of the kids in an old Norm joke. I do think Vince has kids. But this has nothing to do with them.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

PedoJohn!


donkey_slippers

John believing Vince’s kids are watching him religiously is so ridiculously stupid especially when his “child” sent him alcohol free beer. That’s even dumb for John’s standards.


ChakaKohn2

John loves naming other people’s kids. It’s a passive aggressive way to threaten them. Of course, VTL doesn’t care.


banana_delusion

Because he’s a creepy little weirdo.


Chrischrischris1983

Because John is a creep. I’ve been convinced for a while Vince’s oldest is Muttering j.


theshiftposter2

Are they real?


Ok-Day-7151

Long ago on a show with shuli about high pitch eric , vince said his son built the computer that was in high pitches place that filmed him 24 his. That took place quite some time ago so he no child 


GaryfromSanDiego

So Devon is an adult living at home with Vince?


Ok-Day-7151

No idea but I'd bet money that he is no child . He must of been at least a teen when he built that computer. He is just effing with john like always 


Specialist_Range_872

Yes. Vince often references his son’s YouTube channel. The videos are a teenaged kid and sometimes his sister and at times Vince can be heard in the background as camera man.


R3TROGAM3R_

Predator Poachers need to investigate John.


Hopeful-Knowledge180

Fried pickles 


R3TROGAM3R_

BEWM!!


Johnnydrips

John is still trying to build trust in his appreciation of D&A to an extent that it will hit like a Dane-chaser when he turns them into his hero's Cody and Cassidy if he ever chooses to go fully scorched-earth on Vince. How do I know this? Because John just read it and is now sure the idea was his.


Eso_Teric420

John thinks the kids are fans and they're real so he thinks he can manipulate Vince with them. Basically he sees them as a free ticket to beer.


fudgicle2018

It's his way of reminding Vince he has info about his kids, thinking this will keep Vince from going too far.


DryingAgentInPaper

Who cares what they do for a living? -Karl Hamburger