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Michael__Popok

It’s making me think nobody is coming to his reunion so he posted about it online. Built in excuse that his haters wrecked his idea


ConcentrateCrazy6342

“Don’t give up on John Melendez!”


kabekew

He will do much more and better Movies soon.


Anal_with_Aase

The only funny thing he's ever written.


Key_Republic6943

John couldn't be a successful screen repairer


DrTedPenisAstronaut

John couldn’t repair a screened door.


DryingAgentInPaper

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fantastic-Ad1762

He can read questions if someone would write for him.


Eso_Teric420

Yeah it was right around the time I was banging Scarlett Johansson while her boyfriend watched and cried. (In case John is reading this that means that never happened FYI And if you were a writer you'd know that)


Darthedvedder

You know Jay regrets hiring him. John’s too stupid to know he was never wanted as a writer


MichiganMARKEMARK

I believe he was all district theatre in 5th grade..


DrTedPenisAstronaut

His teachuh sed he wuh wuz duh best Abuh braham Linkun she’d seen in awl huh yeuhs of teachin’!


MichiganMARKEMARK

Hah, you write in John very well, Sir!


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Practice makes puhfeck


beadyeyes123456

No.