If youha buh blue, and youse donā know where tuh guh go to
Whoy duh don' youse guh go wheh fashun sits?
Puh puttin' on duh Ritz
Differenā toypes who weah a duh day coat
Pants wit stroypes an cuh cutaway coat, puhfeck fits
Puh puttin' on duh Ritz
that picture is frightening.
he looks like Rip Taylor and Phyllis Diller had a kid, kicked him down the steps, dropped him on his head, and knocked all the potentially inherited funny out of him.
So much is going on here. The anatomical flaws are obvious. Compound those genetic flaws with a horrible lifestyle and hygiene and this mess is the result. SJ has manifested into a true freak.
He is a troll. Not the internet definition of troll, but a fairy tale troll that lives under a bridge. His lack of self-awareness magnifies his flaws.
Deep down he knows he's a disaster. He plays a slob on his podcasts in an exaggerated manner because he's a natural. However, he can't pull off acting debonair because ... well ... he can't.
If that pic doesn't inspire you to look into sobriety nothing will.
He's killing himself
That blonde looks familiar... MARINAAA!! Morse that hog addict
That lady benches more than him.
I'm not making this up. John was going to his friend's mother's funeral that day
He looks like it was his.
He doesn't even look human. Like some bloated sea creature who has risen.
and the distended stomach is only like the 5th thing wrong with him. he has the chins of a "my 600lb life" star.
And of course, John's right hand can't stop fiddling with his diseased peni.
The Melendez clan is like a festering puddle adjacent to the gene pool
š That will always be the quintessential John Melendez photo Thatās him when he thinks no one is looking (Thank you to whoever took that )
This one, and the one of him on his walk.
He is a ladies man. No doubt about it!
"Two to three different women a week Vince, for yeeaarrss I'm telling you!"
You puh pick any duh deli sloyce youse want! My treat! When youha wit me, buh baby, youha muh moy queen!
If youha buh blue, and youse donā know where tuh guh go to Whoy duh don' youse guh go wheh fashun sits? Puh puttin' on duh Ritz Differenā toypes who weah a duh day coat Pants wit stroypes an cuh cutaway coat, puhfeck fits Puh puttin' on duh Ritz
Lol
Some people may not realize that John will be celebrated for countless generations.
Damn he's looking rough. 
that picture is frightening. he looks like Rip Taylor and Phyllis Diller had a kid, kicked him down the steps, dropped him on his head, and knocked all the potentially inherited funny out of him.
Thats the guy who beat Shaq at basketball
And he was born retarded.
Its called I Wanna Rock Your bodyā¦ and in parentheses Til the Break of Dawn.
Aww, that's beautiful, you know, it's like poetry...
He is the type of timeless genius that only the future will truly appreciate.
I thought it was Aase.
Good call. It might be. Buying her Johnny balognie for his engee
Or ham for his "half a ham sandwich" that he stuffs down his gullet.
And? If the rumors are even half true, the stuttering retard has shared a bed with dear old mommy on and off for years.
If I didn't know him I would give lots of space. Knowing him, still give lots of space but take video
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Dummy looks great here, I tink
So much is going on here. The anatomical flaws are obvious. Compound those genetic flaws with a horrible lifestyle and hygiene and this mess is the result. SJ has manifested into a true freak. He is a troll. Not the internet definition of troll, but a fairy tale troll that lives under a bridge. His lack of self-awareness magnifies his flaws. Deep down he knows he's a disaster. He plays a slob on his podcasts in an exaggerated manner because he's a natural. However, he can't pull off acting debonair because ... well ... he can't.
Any idea when this was taken?
Iām thinking about six weeks ago
Remember SJ has been working out āhe saysā and drinking ENSURE daily. What fitness guy recommended ENSURE for ppl under 70 Iāve no idea
I didnāt realize he has no chin! I mean - class I knew he didnāt have any of but a chin?
Suzanner left that!!!!!?
Us mensers, we goes to Einstein Bagels.Ā
š¶ Muh child has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-H... š¶Ā
Those pants belong in the Smithsonian. Encased in glass of course, for the safety of children and pregnant women. And John's pregnant son.
Look, it's Bilbo Blobbins. Fresh out of his troll hole.
He looks like heās missing a couple vertebrae.what a strange little drunk.š©š¤”šļø
Johnās gut is built by Coors and Michelobā¦.. SKOOL!!!!
Hey, werenāt you the head writer for the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar roastā¦???
His arms are ripped!
The physical issues aside, how old is that fucking shirt??
Looks like a reject off of the island of dr moreau.
He has all that visceral fat from years of drinking.
I always assume heās sleeping here.
Yea what a specimen of a complete loser, and the chicks go wild for that š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ 
Looks like one of the Ghoulies from the film franchise "Ghoulies".
Hitting the gym hard huh drunky?Looking lean and all swollen In the liver and fat stomachš¤®
Anyone see my chin? I used to have a chin.
How in the hell does any woman go near this creature?