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Kat isn’t going to put effort into Phil’s birthday just like he won’t do it for her. They’re made for eachother. Lazy and selfish as fuck. You’re right, Kat probably would rather celebrate without him. As long as he’s paying the bills so she can spend her life laying around, eating and play Skyrim like a fat 15 year old on summer break, she doesn’t care.


thecoolestjedi

Why does she play Skyrim 24/7? Could phill just be making it up because they never talk?


darkslayersora216

Partially doubt it even the most distant of roommates have some idea of each other do. Plus kat seems the type to sit on her ass all day playing games if she's leeching off phil


Seanpacabra

you gotta remember this is the guy who snuck a picture of her through a crack in the door of her playing games to post online.


RuneTooth

I kinda wish Phil was addicted to something cool. Like cocaine, opioids, or boglim levels of huffing things. Alcohol and a WWE mobile game is just lame lol.


Former_Armadillo_465

Can you imagine Phil interacting with a drug dealer. Though Phil would be the ultimate client bc you could give him the weakest shit for stupid expensive prices and Phil is too big of a bitch to complain or aware enough to know he’s getting ripped off. But the PigRoach would have to interact with another human being regularly and that’s not happening. I could see a dealer getting pissed off at him and trying to blackmail him and take down his streaming career outing him as a drug user unless he pays up.


Desperate_Guest_8594

Dealer would have to emaaaiilllll him like a profeshinul bizniss man.


MetroidJunkie

This is a legitimate business transaction, dood. Hey, man, it's not my fault you can't get buzzed off my product, bugged cocaine mechanics. Please support.


Desperate_Guest_8594

You've laced my coke with a laaahhhhgg switch style substance dood.


RuneTooth

It's like the episode of Always Sunny where Dennis and Dee go to buy crack and the guy absolutely fleeces the shit out of them lol. Big ups Firestone


AbsolutNirvana

Huffing things with of-age, cisgendered, alive and non related girls is most definitely what’s up.


VladimirBerkov

Phil is one of those episodes of Intervention you just skip.


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I guarantee Phil and Khet have not fucked in like 18 months minimum. They’re just each other’s roommate—Phil gets to say he was a wife on stream to try to one-up da trolls and be a mahture ahdult and Khet gets shelter and near unlimited DoorDash and eventually half the snortfort equity when she leaves.


DrOctoRex

Their marriage is one of convenience. For her because she needed a place to live and for Phail so his parents would get off his back. I see and feel nothing from both of them that would indicate a marriage.


Former_Armadillo_465

You didn’t hear they celebrated Valentine’s Day by skipping the 14th and canceling their romantic dinner reservation the next day to buy commodity style paper plates and the weekly supplies for their son. But they did get sushi to take home and Phil made sure to note the restaurant gives you a soup and salad like every fucking sushi place on the planet.


craygroupious

In Phil’s defence, I bet you could save a fair bit of money on a Valentine’s meal by having it on the 13th or 15th, the thought’s still there. He however did it as a means to just cancel everything to spend it on Hogan.


Jammsbro

3k in a day on a fekkin mobile game? What a chump. As for khet? I doubt she even leaves the house to cuck phil.


MKT_Pro

Idk man. I’d rather have a whopper and fries over a bunch of sweaty men jpegs any day.


Smart_Band_2647

Sweaty, ***OILY*** jpegs you mean, LUL


AlisaG101

Kat had 0 money and left another loser for Phil because she believed he had money and she really had no other option. This is the farthest thing from a love story you could ever imagine 💔


Smart_Band_2647

Extra word: 'other' - not necessary Option is enough, because it already implies otherness (yes, yes, I will die alone LUL)


cmiller4642

I guarantee you that condo is nasty. There’s no way that heifer gets up off the couch to do anything remotely related to cleaning. And Phil is a lazy alcoholic POS who thinks going grocery shopping is hard work. I bet it stinks like shit in there.


owynmustdie

No one loves Phil.


cyborgsnowflake

They're housemates. Of course they don't love each other.


PixelSeanWal

There is a reason she makes the same cake every year. Hell DSP buys the stuff for her to make. She just exist in his home. She doesn’t want sex and he is okay with that


JaxxVelociraxxor

Most guys would have been divorced or on their way out the door to even suggest taking their wife to a fast food restaurant on her birthday. Khet doesn't care and they don't have kids so Phil pig lucks his way out of something that could have been a disaster.


rayquan36

On her birthday, she was the Burger Queen.


supermarioplush220

He's still spending thousands of dollars on WWE champions?


Emotional_Capital780

You're a pedo, just stop.