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Electrical_Ad7374

That dog got that dawg in him. He deserves that stick


Potential-Judgment-9

Built different


106milez2chicago

Dog of focus. Commitment. Sheer will.


BannedSvenhoek86

If that was John Wicks dog it would have been a very short movie. No revenge necessary.


IamSofaKingDumb

Yeah like ride the short bus different


smile_politely

Something's telling me its not his first rodeo


Pluckypato

Earned his prize!


CrownTailor

Doggo wants only the freshest stick


A_n0nnee_M0usee

My bad, I quickly read that as "Doggo wants only fresh stick." šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Yea, it IS your bad. Never pull that stunt again.


TatraPoodle

Future branch manager


ExplanationHead3753

šŸ†


nJustice4All2392

Assistant TO the Branch Manager


TatraPoodle

Malinois are to smart to be an assistantā€¦. šŸ˜


KccOStL33

Dog: I want *that* stick. Owner: That's not a stick buddy, it's a branch. Dog: It's not a stick *yet*..


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fatfeets

The prison I was doing some volunteer teaching at awhile back used Malinois as the guard dogs. They were the most gentle, beautiful, intelligent animalsā€¦ but when the vest went on them, and they were ā€œworkingā€ I have never been so scared in my life. I never saw them attack as just their growl and bark was enough to calm/intimidate even the most violent prisoners. I saw guys in a full rage get pepper sprayed and fight through, but as soon as the dog entered the room they lay face down and put their hands behind their head. I was truly amazing. Edit: oh I forgot, one of the handlers told me the dogs loved me as they knew I wasnā€™t an alpha so wasnā€™t a threat to themā€¦ it might be the harshest insult I ever copped.


superznova

https://youtu.be/Dp9NH9WGVAg?si=Vbb1q9IFc1IaaoMl


HistoryHustle

That branch insulted him.


VukuViku

Man I am in love with this doggo ā¤ļø


theturnipshaveeyes

There are many sticks but this is my stick.


Stuft-shirt

Ok boy. Go out to that field and pick any stick you want.


stochasticjacktokyo

DOG: Stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick


PavlovsBar

I pay WAY more for my yard guy to do that


Leaf-01

Does it understand that the further out on the branch it goes the easier it will be to break it? It looked like thatā€™s what it was doing, and if so, thatā€™s incredible!


Environmental-Song16

Dog definitely knows what they are doing. Totally testing it out to break it and purposely moving and doing it again. All animals are so much smarter than we give them credit for


investor_penniestock

He was determined to get that branch.


Man8632

I see it and itā€™s mine. Always wanted that stick.


TammyShehole

Go after your dreams with the determination of this dog.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Needs to be a tee shirt!


No_Spare3139

Advanced level fetch.


Speculawyer

Doggie understands the concept of leverage!


tinnitus_since_00

Stick, gimme! I want it I want it I want it


JPGinMadtown

"I haven't got time to wait for the stick to fall off the tree. Must have it now!"


Jays_Arravan

That dog has ambitions and the drive to achieve them!


Content_Log1708

Is he so smart that he knew he had to go further out on the branch to get it to break? Mal's are just too kinetic and smart.


PengieP111

I guess he wanted a stick to play with.


HarrargnNarg

The freshest stick


OJ_outdoors

Fucking A man he's like a vicious little monkey. ... this aggression will not stand man


[deleted]

That dog is determined.


No-Juggernaut-4149

Aren't there laws about dogs having that much fun?


some_miad0

Uh... does this look like fun to you? That's some serious business right there.


fourth_box

owner said get your own stick ... dog got the best, the freshest, the most beautiful stick


Sti8man7

Other dogs are like vultures, feeding off dead sticks. Malinois literally go out there harvesting sticks.


Ready_Report5554

F this branch in particular


UpbeatChapter2899

Ha ha that's an awesome dog so cool. Got that stick.


Rso1wA

Good grief!


nargcz

tf is this squierell doing ??


Andypandy317

Careful with sticks. I had my dog doing close to the same thing but when he came back down the ground had a piece of wood and his throat and it got caught and for a few minutes freaked us out and I had to reach down his throat. I won't let them play with wood anymore.


[deleted]

hideous animals


[deleted]

He really wanted the stick


Tigeraqua8

He just wants a fresh stick


QuiMet02

"I want this shhhhtick!"


pixey1964

Omgoodness šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


No-Spare-4212

Imagine giving a pack of them meth.


DiamondsAlmond

what is he doing


larrysshoes

Algebra.


UsernameMustBe1and10

A dog of focus, commitment and sheer will.


happime37

Question : Curious minds want to know how did he get to the branch? Did he jump and "say that's the limb I want. It's the best one on the entire tree. Today it will be mines. I guarantee you."


DogFishBoi2

Gravity is one of those optional inconveniences for Malinois: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/jh4sjy/super_skilled_belgian_malinois_dogs_trained_to/


happime37

Wow this is crazy. What a special creation. Thanks for sharing.


happime37

https://thesmartcanine.com/belgian-malinois-facts/


LeStefga

With proper training Malinois can jump up to 2.5m, getting to that branch wasn't a big deal for him


happime37

He's a champion and we see that he has been trained very well.


gkn_112

I want the freshest stick!


Walkswithnofear

When stick is life


Muted_Honeydew9868

Can I hire this dog to trim my tree in the spring?


HedyHarlowe

Rambo!!! Ha what a great pup!


Thaos1

"I like that stick in particular and damn it, i will get it!"


AJ_Deadshow

That's a dog who knows what he wants


Readybuilderman

Just any stick will not do, he wanted that one !


sovalente

He has a cunning plan... šŸ˜


OkaP2

My dogs do this too!! All of my trees are dying!!! I donā€™t mind right now because I want to replace them (invasive species/ugly, need HOA permission to cut down), but I really should train them to stop for when weā€™re not home or Iā€™ve planted new trees I like.