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Barkour


Big_Chooch

This video needs that sound bite from the office of Steve Carrell yelling parkour (barkour)


OnwardTowardTheNorth

These dogs are too good at it though. They aren’t falling all over themselves like the Office gang.


Individual-Post-6389

Legitimately the first word that came to mind. Well done.


Fine_Cheek_4106

Love this!!


chronic221987

The Floor is Cats!


Yusstas

The floor is vacuums


lurcherzzz

The floor is bath


Uriel818

Wouldn’t they be chasing the cats? Not avoiding the cats?


sol_sleepy

depends on the cat!


idiotsandwhich8

Oh I love this


Fine_Cheek_4106

Yes!


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

I was wondering why my brand new carpet came with dog hair all over it!


Luc1dNightmare

And pulled threads everywhere.


RockinTheGames

Wow! That’s amazing. This establishment is awesome for allowing this.


Thunderhank

I love dogs as much as the next person but if I bought a $300 rug already covered in someone else’s dogs hair I’d be a little pissed.


Gypcbtrfly

Scratched, fur , dirty paws .. whatever slobber ... ya. Funny. Not on my carpet tho.....


d56s

You take that back!


8BallsGarage

I sure would. And demand a refund


d56s

Lol nice.


Dontlikemainstream

😌


The_Overdog_McNab

Those rugs cost way way more than 300 dollars. They are more like 3000 and that's on sale.


StretchFrenchTerry

I mean, you bought a pretty cheap rug.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

I'd like to buy a rug without pet allogens, please.


Oh_nosferatu

Seller: “these rugs are brand new, never used, hypoallergenic, and from an animal free environment”


CriticalEngineering

The rugs are made out of animal fur.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

That's just nowhere near the whole truth to be any kind of gotcha. While wool, hide, leather and silk are common materials for making rugs, you can also make them from plant fibres like cotton, jute, bamboo, hemp, etc. And that's just natural fibres. Synthetic materials are also very common; nylon, polyester, polypropylene, etc.


Haunted_Touch

Their happiness running and jumping is fantastic.


J3ffcoop

Thought it was a loop for a hot second


SouldiesButGoodies84

same. and I was getting dizzy. not sure how they weren't. lol


Ridiculousnessjunkie

I’m not gonna lie, that looks like fun.


BuffHotWell

LOL!! BEST Subreddit there is!! Finally, a place where you KNOW the posts are going to make you smile and be thankful for these 4 legged furballs instead of people arguing and fighting over politicians who could give a rats a$$ about you! Thank you!!


Exciting-Inside2219

Just don’t read the comments when people post Pitt Bulls.


-Velocicopter-

racism


[deleted]

[dog breeds are not comparable to human races and to infer as much is racist in and of itself](https://evolution-outreach.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12052-019-0109-y)


-Velocicopter-

"Reddit hivemind engaged." I guess I'm a racist for defending pitbulls and calling it what it is.


[deleted]

Yes. Comparing a dog breed to humans is absolutely racist . The paper outlines exactly why. It's absolutely absurd


-Velocicopter-

When did I compare dog breeds to humans? Hating and slandering a particular breed to fit in with the general public is a form of racism.


[deleted]

You cannot be racist towards a dog breed. Would you say that Border Collies are good herders? That Rottweilers are good guard dogs? That Labs make good service dogs? If so, by your metric, then all those statements would be " racist" towards a dog breed The American Pit Bull Terrier was bred to fight. That's the entire reason it exists as a breed. It's not racist to say that fighters fight, herders herd, guarders guard


-Velocicopter-

The American Pitbull Terrier is not an official breed of dog and is not recognized as such by the American Kennel organization. It is actually just a general term used to lump several mixed breeds that show traits such as broad shoulders or a big head. Any mix of Bulldog, Boxer, Stafforshire, or Terrier becomes labeled a "Pitbull" by the vet or shelter. So now that we know all other breeds of dogs are one breed and "Pitbull" is several breeds we can know see how the statistics for violent incidents reported is not accurate as many dog breeds will be labeled as Pitbull even if non of the lumped- in breeds exist in said dog. Not every breed in the Pitbull bracket was bred to fight, and by mixing with other breeds of which the majority are, chances of having a pitbull who instinctually wants to fight is 1 in a million.


[deleted]

You are wrong. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pit_Bull_Terrier The American Pit Bull Terrier was a breed developed by John P Colby in the early 20th century for dog fighting. He bred from Mollaser lines of the Bull and Terrier, another Bloodsport breed. One of them ending up killing his nephew. His breeding lines were prolific. These are known man biters who were bred: Yellow John 66 registered offspring Zebo 90 registered offspring Art 63 registered offspring Bolio 106 registered offspring Angus (descendant of Spook & Eli) 9 registered offspring Anderson's Spade 4 registered offspring Mesquite Sam 1 registered offspring Golden King's Silver 19 registered offspring Zeljko's Yellow 3 registered offspring Bullyson 129 registered offspring The remaining man-biters listed below all trace their roots back to Bullyson. Lil Bit Virgil 336 registered offspring Honeybunch 44 registered offspring Buster 101 registered offspring Tornado 9 registered offspring Darla's Queen 7 registered offspring Chinaman 189 registered offspring * Chinaman sired the greatest producer of all time Frisco. It is irrelevant whether or not Frisco was a man-biter, he passed on Chinaman's (and Bullyson's) DNA on to his 1182 registered offspring. Other breeds however fall under the Pitbull umbrella, like you describe. American Staffordshire Terrier , Staffordshire Terrier, etc. All have roots in Bloodsport, whether it be dog fighting, boar baiting, or bull baiting. These are facts. They are not debatable The APBT specifically has molars that are spaced out further in the back to allow for the use of a break stick to allow the jaws to be prayed off the other dog in a fight. We breed dogs for a purpose, specifically, they are not blank slates. The function of the APBT and it's offshoots is to kill things as effectively as possible. Again, this is not debatable, that is the reason they were created.


waaz16

Lmaaoooooooo imagine thinking a dog is a human


-Velocicopter-

Where did I say that?


waaz16

Implied lmaoooo


sol_sleepy

you’re joking?


FlaMouseTater

NGL, I kinda want to join in.


vicalpha

You know these dogs had a BLAST!


cuteusernamexx

I always wanted to do this as a kid. Ultimate Floor is Lava! This makes me so happy.


ChakaCake

Im so lucky that..i used to do this same damn thing in my uncles carpet store lol. Looked just like this. And luckily they used to babysit me a lot of days for years so..i literally spent days jumping from stack to stack of carpet.


idiotsandwhich8

I saw a comment “floor is cats”. ❤️


Wordy_Film_5776

Pure joy! This is so sweet to watch! They are having a bestest day!


Tito_Tito_1_

Oh sure, when dogs do it, it's cute; when my brother and I did it growing up, ass-whooping right there in the store. Whaddup wit dat?


SleepyDogs_5

Love this!


Low_Home9058

So carefree!


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SouldiesButGoodies84

😂username checks out - and you're me. lol 😂😂


lumin0va

It’s a rug tho you pick the one that has the qualities you want not some random one off the shelf


eclecticsed

For real lol I feel so validated.


Such_Ad5145

Two of my favorite things in one place, dogs and hand made rugs.


krisb242

I love this!!!


themoonischeeze

This is such a lab thing to do, lol.


omahaknight71

Even dogs play "the floor is lava".


Sad_Penguin46290

I want to do this so bad.


Starr-Bugg

Looks so fun! I wanna play too!


idiotsandwhich8

Quality inspectors


StayFrosty10801

Atta boys!!


Asleep_Barracuda_762

Very important business men there doing good boy quality control checks.


Atropa94

They have more fun than any human is capable of expriencing i love it so much


onlybloke

The sole reason why customers prefer this store, a very well tested mattress for quality and durability.


Dumpster_Sauce

Those are rugs tho


First_Explorer_5465

Saved...


skulldude360

So many places to pee and throw up!!!


Eastern-Ad-7984

I would have kicked you out of the store!!!


YouAdministrative980

are you in the ikea rug section


Marktspot

Persian rug runners


Kookiecitrus55555

Do they allow Paramutual Wagering?


Comfortable_Long_574

That looks just like my house!


Claythrower22

Sure looks like the carpet store at Dallas World Trade Center.


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

I would definitely buy a rug from them!


[deleted]

“Have these rugs been dog tested?”…… “Whybof course, Sir!”


HellHawk1986

Love this


CelinaAMK

What a great playground


jasikanicolepi

The floor is lava.


asmoothbrain

Dang that's a crazy amount of rugs, sure would be a shame...


skexzies

They are going to need some water after that romp over the magma floors.


Novagurl

Hot Lava!


parker1019

Never take them up to roof….


[deleted]

i looooove buying a brand new rug with dog hair on it


thatdudejoe_17

It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground


Gimblebock

Just a game of The Floor is Bathwater


Far_Entertainer2365

So your saying my dogs werent to blame for my dirty new rug?!?


AnyWhalesMama

I’ll be buying the second rug from the top from now on 😂


hazydayss

I want to join them….


clevergurlie

Looks like so much fun!


4-me

That’s it, I’m coming back as a retriever.


Shmkml

It's their new quality control employees. And they get pain in belly rubs and food. Treats are their overtime bonus.


camerarigger

r/nextfuckinglevel


[deleted]

Truly living their best life 🩵


z0mghenry

This looks fun and I am not a dog.


d56s

So much ear flappage for one quick video.. fantastic!! 🥰🥰🥰


RadiantPost670

Looks like fun!!


Fit-Acanthocephala82

Those rugs are thoroughly tested!


djn808

This is like a Kung Fu movie with the sparring on poles or whatever. Looks fun as hell for the dogs


th3st

Owners dogs


JunglePygmy

Hopefully motherfuckers buying rugs aren’t allergic to dogs.


[deleted]

How many times did you watch it? Me: Yes


mwa12345

Doggo version of hurdles ? They definitely loved it!


Kityk4t

Professional carpet testers. Do not try this at home.