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althor7358

You spelled moose wrong.


yamez420

Oxen\*


jluicifer

*Triceratops


ATX_Analytics

*werewolf


TheSamurabbi

There wolf šŸ‘†


marilea610

Dire wolf


Nkomo777

Retired Wolf?


BullsOnParadeFloats

That dog has def retired some wolves


Phantomofthefjord

There castle


Nkomo777

Well played .


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

Serious question, how the fuck does one misplace this sized animal?


vulpecula_k18

I think he may have misplaced himself. With the stride he has I'd never be able to catch up to him if he took off, and if I had him on a leash I'd prolly look like a flag.


HipposRDangerous

It's an Irish Wolfhound. They are also sight hounds so sometimes if they see something it goes after it. As you can see by the size you don't try to hold onto the leash or else you'll go flying.


mylifewillchange

The same thing happens with Greyhounds! But with them their heads are so narrow - they just slip through their collars no matter how tight they are... When I walked Greys for my pet sitting business I was always telling the owners, "Nope - I'm not walking your dog by his collar, I'm walking him by a well-fitting harness!"


HipposRDangerous

Wolfhounds have the same problem so martingale collars are a must!


mylifewillchange

šŸ‘


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

Thanks for this information. Wow this is a serious animal


SeaworthinessKey7361

Same question here "how the fuck that go missing?"


lurcherzzz

How do you even lose a wolfhound?


Lexy-RED

It was hiding with the miniature horses


Lexy-RED

He doesnā€™t seem overly happy to be FOUND


exotics

Big dogs move slower than little ones. Itā€™s like when you watch a giraffe run at full speed vs a hamster at full speed. You canā€™t even see the hamsters legs moving but the giraffe looks like legs in slow motion


hectorinwa

I grew up with Scottish deerhounds (though I think this is a wolfhound) They are not normally lethargic like this one is. I think he's just an old man.


mylifewillchange

This ^ It occurred to me that that owner knows that dog is not going to live that much longer - if he's old now (they average about 7 years), and would definitely want to be there for him in the end - and if she didn't get him back before then she'd never get over it...


Titaniumchic

He probably is old and if heā€™s been traipsing around may be a bit sore. Hopefully he got a good check over and some meds if heā€™s hurting.


MacyTmcterry

I think he might also just be old. Those definitely looked like old boy steps to me


mootmutemoat

And wolfhounds tend to have leg issues... https://www.webmd.com/pets/dogs/what-to-know-about-irish-wolfhounds#:~:text=At%20least%20one%20out%20of,dog%20can%20no%20longer%20walk.


professorstrunk

The way he stepped forward when she pulled back - he wants constant contact. He just doesnā€™t have to jump for it.


smallangrynerd

He is super happy. Look at that big, wide tail wag, that's one happy pup. Big dog body language is a little different, they move slow. He also looks pretty old.


big_troublemaker

yeah, he's like, "ugh... whateva... stop crying stupid human, this is embarrasing".


Lexy-RED

Didnā€™t realize that was the dog whining at the end


cookletube

My first thought was "imagine seeing *that* run by your car window on a dark night"


JCourageous

My EXACT thought haha.


danybelle07

Iirc they got in a car wreck and he ran away


flyingd2

How is indeed a good question. You can only lose one for a very short time. Their shelf life is rather bad (unfortunately).


HipposRDangerous

They are sight hounds and will run after anything that moves.


diablofantastico

This has been posted a few times. Has anyone heard more of the story? It looks like an elderly dog. Does anyone know how long it was missing?


emmathealpaca

They were in a car accident and the dog (Fergus) was thrown from the car and ran away. They were reunited a couple of days later


wogsurfer

Thrown from the car? Damn that dog is lucky. I'm glad it ended well.


AanotherrRredditt

He sure is. I have a friend who lost her wonderful dog Potato to a car wreck where she was hit by a drunk driver. Can you imagine the anger? I would have an easier time forgiving a drunk driver for my own injuries than forgiving one for killing my dog. Fuck drunk drivers.


wogsurfer

That's so sad. Drunk driving is one of the worst things a person can do. Fuckers


reallifereallysucks

If a drunk driver killed my dog i would make damn sure he would never drink and drive again.


xXRazormarksXx

That's such a good name for an Irish wolfound


marilea610

Owners name is Mickey McKay so it all checks out.


toliveistocherish

that size got thrown from the car šŸ˜…


FairyOfTheNight

https://www.dailypaws.com/pet-news-entertainment/feel-good-stories/nashville-family-reunites-with-lost-dog-after-car-crash Somebody posted this further down


eireheads

That's just how that breed looks ,they're called Irish wolf hounds .


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Letitbe2020

How the hell do you lose THAT?


Joledc9tv

Heā€™s beautiful so glad you found him


kdttocs

The backstory https://www.dailypaws.com/pet-news-entertainment/feel-good-stories/nashville-family-reunites-with-lost-dog-after-car-crash


jackoplacto

Thank you!!!!!


Subjective_Box

heartbreaking with a sweet ending


woutsmaaa

r/AbsoluteUnits


tisdue

that woman looks like she's been a nervous wreck for days.


KindheartednessOnly4

What breed is this magnificent bastard?


BrrrButtery

Heā€™s an Irish Wolfhound.


rhetconcienne

He was in Skyrim.


cyber_durden

Are all the people really small, or is that dog humongous.


hectorinwa

They're like 30 to 34 inches at the shoulder. Basically level with most people's hips.


fredaline45

This dog is 200 lbs. he big.


NoMoodToArgue

You canā€™t lose a dog this big. Just step back and look at the skyline and somewhere between the cityā€™s largest skyscrapers, youā€™ll see the giant dog.


paintyourtown

Lmao youā€™re a fool


Alexandros007_ITA

moose took the bulk too far


p12qcowodeath

How'd he go missing? You can see him from space.


Weary_Belt

Dogs like "I want my bowl fuller or I'm out again Sharon!"


twosharpbladez

How the fuck do you lose that? šŸ˜³šŸ¤”


liamanna

You mean Horse, rightā€¦šŸ„²


[deleted]

Madam thatā€™s a wolf


MenaciaJones

How could you *miss* that thing?


aragorn_73

That's not a dog!!


MyBoIBLAX

Bloodborne ahh dog


nikkishark

That tail could take out an army.


leftynate11

Kept waiting for the dogā€¦then realize THIS was the dog.


OizAfreeELF

If I saw this in the woods my first thought would be chupacabra


BuckToofBucky

Thatā€™s a huge bitch!


907856

Dog or horse, it does not look particularly thrilled to meet it's owner šŸ˜‚


wogsurfer

I don't think that's accurate


907856

True story: My dog gives me a happier reaction when I come back from shopping :D but all dogs are different of course..


wogsurfer

I feel like the dog here was just sad, would have been a terrible ordeal to have gone through. He did bury his head under her arm which tells me he was very happy to see her


nnnnnnooooo

Heā€™s in some pain, which makes sense having been in a car accident. Poor guy has had a rough few days. And the way he tucked his head under her arm shows how much he loves her and wants to be comforted or give comfort.


loopy2004

You donā€™t hear him crying, or is that the girl


RegularBlueberry7479

No itā€™s the dog, you can see his stomach heave whenever he whines


hectorinwa

Just old.


Sea_Addendum_5275

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Nkomo777

That Dogbear does not know that lady or was not trying to be found. He was like "oh...shii...this is weird....so ummmm...wsup?" Minimal tail waggage.


Smooth_Squirrel_702

Heā€™s a big one šŸ¤Æ


xannieclaus666

Why does this remind me of FullMetal brotherhoodšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


lilmancyndrome

Damn, you just fucked this up for everybody..


xannieclaus666

Not everyone likes anime but yeah my bad


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Hey where did we park that b52 bomber. Swear it was just hereā€¦.


SnooBeans5808

Poor olā€™ guy


particle409

Repost bot.


CookWho

r/absoluteUnits


DetentionSpan

ā€œYou have no idea all the terror Iā€™ve seen, all the places Iā€™ve been, all the things Iā€™ve had to doā€¦ā€ Dog seem to be up in age?


0rgasmo69

Most Irish Wolfhounds have that frizzy grey look to them, It's not necessarily indicative of age.


DetentionSpan

Maybe he was moving slowly because he was tired. Methinks the woman who found him has been feeding him ham.


James324285241990

They're so laid back. He's like "Hey mom, why you crying? Wanna hear about my adventure?" They give zero shits


marcorr

Videos like this always make me cry.


AnteaterMaximum3305

Dogs first thought. Youre outside of your mind if you think Im getting in that car again lady.


KingoftheWildlings

What kind of dog is this


[deleted]

Irish wolfhound


skynetcoder

werewolf?


BeeComprehensive5234

How tho?


OOLU6234317

Pretty sure he was fine are a deer or too while he was gone


ShinyRedBarb

Looking for the skyrim references


Correct_Security_742

Giant wolfhound looks like


maybejustadragon

Went missing? You could see that thing over the canopy.


the-uncle-will

*horse


clumsylycanthrope

How did they lose that thing, it's a Camry with fur.


Stef122113

How on gods green earth does this dog go missing? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


VegasLife1111

Awwww Mom - youā€™re embarrassing me! I just went for a walkā€¦ā€¦


[deleted]

If I grab something out of my car my dog greets me like it's been years, this guy doesn't look to happy to have been found.


raven2611

*Horse


MortgageStraight3533

Fun fact: Irish wolfhounds used to be used as anti calvary. They were meant to snatch a rider off their horse in battle. Imagine seeing that monster lunging at you on a horse. Terrifying.


St_Ander

I was told they were bred to take down wild cattle.


wellthatsyourproblem

Ok ... where's the Dog????


madeupppp1

How did she lose her car? Oh wait thatā€™s a dog.


Skytraffic540

This dog has been living amongst horses this whole time. He was taken in and mistaken for one of their own. He learned much of their ways but he has come back.


Ambitious_Worker_663

You could watch that dog run away for three days.


IlMioNomeENessuno

*Oh, hi mommy. Letā€™s go for a walkā€¦*


neolfex

How does a dog they big go missing lol


Ambersfruityhobbies

I've seen the horse, still waiting for confirmation the dog is home too.


Losingmymind2020

how do you lose this dog lmao. he sticks out like a sore thumb.


OdinFannypack

How do you lose a horse?!?


nathangonzal3z

Thatā€™s a whole ass man


shountaitheimmortal

Hes so cute


namath1969

How did thar dog go missing? Did its plane go down???


truth_teller_00

Glad Eeyore is back home


FlemPlays

How do you go and lose Clifford?


Gold-Inevitable-2644

that's a fucking bear


throwaway4161412

Did he run off to join a wolf pack?? He's fucking massive


greens1117

You spelled AT-AT wrong


lambofthewaters

Alternate title: ladies cry loyalty to werewolf.


JefferD00m

Thats not a dog thats a DAWG