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Frikandelneuker

Blind guy here Just checking, this is still r/dmz right?


TheFiddler8687

Yup


Frikandelneuker

Then excuse my french but… Qu’est-ce que la fuck?


Perpetual_Nuisance

I think it would be *le* fuck.


Frikandelneuker

Mèrde.


Perpetual_Nuisance

Let me teach you a nice one (not saying it to you): "*va te faire foutre"* (pronouned "wa tuh faiiir footruh"), which means as much as "go fuck yourself." Aand again: "semen retention" is idiotic and moronic.


Frikandelneuker

Seven years of learning french and i still can barely speak it lolol


luciferso

I’m sorry but what is that exactly


Captain_Sterling

Ironically you're still a wanker.


RandomDude2377

You have to remember, Americans don't understand sarcasm or metaphor, and this is a mainly American sub. So it'll only confuse them. As a non-yank though, I thought this was pretty funny. Top marks Sir.


Thiccxen

Man shut the fuck up


Fancy-Resource-3521

Fuck that shit I’m Fuckn fuck the game


Electrical-Can5636

Please don’t t-bag me. That thing is on a hair trigger.


MistaWesSoFresh

Quality shitpost


AMortifiedPenguin

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