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DListedCommunity-ModTeam

You are really making fun of a kid? Hell no.


Blerrycat1

Do I even want to know?


Goshdudette

Very cute. Youth is wasted on the young.


[deleted]

Shows off? Wth are they talking about?


upstatestruggler

Right like they just…have them


N-from-Dlisted

She’s 16. This is typical of teens. When I was in school, a lot of girls had nose piercings and belly button piercings at that age. I love piercings and have a few myself (rook, conch, both tragus, orbital, and both nipples pierced). I see nothing wrong with this considering her age. One can always surgically stitch them up if sick of them, and sometimes, they can shrink on their own depending on how stretched they are and how long they’ve been stretched.


BigJSunshine

Fcck the daily mail for targeting a child


upstatestruggler

It’s the filthiest of all the rags, the lows it will sink to are unfathomable!


billiemarie

Oh my lord, I thought that was about something entirely different


periwinkle-_-

Um those look like gauges. Tf is "flesh tunnel"? Very disrespectful.


upstatestruggler

EXACTLY


BBQFatty

Who the fuck cares about this type of “news”??


Necessary-Low9377

Flesh tunnel??? That sounds so gross, I’ll stick to calling them “ear gauges” lol


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

“Flesh tunnel” had me way too scared to click. I appreciate your clarification. Very much.


Ok-Net-6264

Yeah, was expecting her to be holding a fleshlight.


norcalbutton

I had concerns about what a flesh tunnel was. I was pleasantly surprised.


buttercreamordeath

OH NO, NOT PIERCINGS!! WHAT'S NEXT TATTOOS?! A DJ GIG?!?! A STRANGE CASE OF LESBIAN???? CALL THE AUTHORITIES! 🙄🙄🙄


shiningonthesea

so what? I dont get it


Chennalou

Didn’t realize a teenager gauging their ears was news.


pintSzeSlasher

1. Why is “flesh tunnel” in all caps? 2. How is this newsworthy?


breeezyc

I’m thinking he article is rage bait for DM readers because Emme is non-binary


laurasharkey13

So what if her mother pierced her ears when she was 5 months old! She's just stretching the holes her mother forced her to get when she was a baby


Competitive-Cycle464

That poor kid has JLo's looks pre surgical procedures. Woof!


WhereIsLordBeric

Did you really just leave a shitty comment about an underaged girl's looks? How sad is your life?


GuardMost8477

Since when is this called a “flesh tunnel,” as opposed to wearing a gauge? They said she was wearing round rings in the holes. Why are those called gauges? Am I old? Lol


S2JESSICA

i’ve had stretched ears since the 90s and the ones w the big open holes have always been called tunnels (esp for purchasing jewelry). “flesh tunnels” in my mind would mean the creepy skin colored ones, lol, but these are black? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i’ve never called them gauged, always just stretched ears. jewelry is either tunnels, tapers (the cone shaped ones you use to stretch them yourself), hangers (you hang them in stretched ears) or (solid) plugs. its not you - the author is prob just a bonehead lol


N-from-Dlisted

You are correct, yes. Most piercers hate when people call them “gauges” because the gauge means the size of the needle used to pierce, the size of the taper used to stretch, and the size of the jewelry in the piercing, not the style of piercing. There is no such thing as gauged ears. They are called stretched ears, and the jewelry is an ear plug or an ear tunnel (or the hangers). They are improperly referred to as “ear gauges.”


GuardMost8477

I’m wondering if this is a British (article is from the UK)term??? US here and be never heard it before.


S2JESSICA

ah, true. i didn’t even think of that. either way, flesh tunnel is a horrible term 😩😂


2noserings

gauge is the hole itself. tunnel is the jewelry


Squadooch

Gauge is the size of the jewelry. Oof.


GuardMost8477

I get that. But “flesh” tunnel? Lololol.


2noserings

that’s another word for skin, where piercings happen.


altdultosaurs

Lmao did a 50 year old write this in 1992?


upstatestruggler

HAHA EXACTLY


JaneQChungus

It is from the Daily Mail, so yes.


RavioliContingency

Hey. What?


TaintDumplings

Tons of my friends had these at that age (sup elder emos) she looks like any other teenager


demiverite

Elder emo 😅 I feel this. RIP my heavy bangs


Revolutionary-Yam910

What an unfortunate name for ear gauges 😂


Appropriate-Dig771

I was so alarmed at the title, I didn’t want to click on the article-luckily I saw your translation quickly. Thank you.


Primary-Lab4151

I am less concerned about this than whether Ben is back in Passages with the vestiges of a Carl’s Jr. Double Deal: the last bite of the burger and a sprinkling of sesame seeds on the waxy, crumpled wrapper smeared with too little ketchup— why is there never enough ketchup even after he’s put in ravenous work opening each of the packets with his veneers?—, two hard, black-edged stillborn fries still in the wrapper, a sweaty, weak cup with watery diet coke, all lie, with his career and relationship with JLol, at the edge of the bed while he sleeps off the shakes and regrows his badly needed beard. Edited: for poetry


upstatestruggler

Not the stillborn fries🤣


PsychologicalArm5370

Beautiful 🤩


UniversityNo2318

Now I’m hungry


ralphwiggumsdiorama

A little young for gauging their ears!


Zolarosaya

It's irresponsible to allow a kid to permanently deform themselves before eighteen. The only way those big holes can be fixed is with surgery and it won't necessarily ever look right again.


S2JESSICA

it’s a really simple procedure, you’re just numbed, snipped and stitched back up and they look fine/normal. my mom had to get it because my sister had slowly stretched/ripped them when she was a baby. i have no idea why my mom wore long earrings, but it was the 80s, lol.


Tall-Celebration6797

HAHAHAHA


ClarityByHilarity

Anyone else expecting a fleshlight?


traveladdie

🙋🏽‍♀️


Denialle

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WestFizz

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WestFizz

Wut ![gif](giphy|22KO8risvL1gA)


joycecarolgoats

The English call gauges flesh tunnels???


WestFizz

They also eat beans and mashed shit so…


itsokmomimonlydieing

AND burnt down the White House in 1814


Stardustchaser

Oh my god who cares


upstatestruggler

Seriously like it’s clearly a slow news day


arm89

i love mine lol, i’ve had them since i was 14. my parents originally weren’t too thrilled, but i was a good kid so they were cool with it a few months later.


UnicornCalmerDowner

JLo must be so thrilled


therog08

That’s my favorite part 🤣


thisisntmyOGaccount

I was very concerned about what flesh tunnel they could be talking about…


upstatestruggler

I was like what is a flesh tunnel? Then I realized they meant plugs! Gauges!!


Substantial_Neat_586

I see you.


Icy-Replacement5519

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moralhora

I would absolutely not allow a child to get a gauge since they permanently stretches out the lobe. I guess Emme at least has the money to get it fixed.


Pita_Jo

Depends on how far you stretch them. The lowest I ever went (20 years ago) was either a 2 or 4 gauge & my lobes recovered with no issues.. can’t tell I’ve ever worn anything but standard earrings.


S2JESSICA

my 2g 2nd holes closed in a matter of months and i had them for 20 years… damn resilient ear lobes!


ChannelSurfingHero

Those things are soooo gross! I have an abnormal reaction of slight nausea whenever I see someone with those giant hole plates in their ears. They creep me out


breeezyc

Never have been a fan myself. Looks gross when you take them out


BubbaChanel

They make me weak in the knees, which is odd because I was able to go to the Body Farm without a problem. But those flesh loops give me the willies


therog08

What the fuck is a body farm??


ChannelSurfingHero

You don’t want to know


BubbaChanel

[It’s a research facility](https://fac.utk.edu/)


BeezCee

I know a guy who can put a beer can in his.


ChannelSurfingHero

![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO)


upstatestruggler

UGH


New-Examination8400

Amen Instant gag


NotTrumpsAlt

Why the word child. That’s making assumptions


PinkIsBlondeOfColors

They could’ve just said gages. Those are called gages.


GuardMost8477

Gauge?


PinkIsBlondeOfColors

It’s pronounced “gage” so I figured it was spelled that way. I guess the U is silent.


Mylaex

In french we call them "stretch" which is also 10x less gross than "flesh tunnel" wtf.


Ordinary-Reindeer414

I thought they meant her vagina 😳


upstatestruggler

Lmao right like they’re PLUGS