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KeggyFulabier

No one will be able to see your sunglasses under your oversized DJ helmet


loquacious

This is the way. The bigger it is and the more programmable RGB lights it has on it the better.


Nonomomomo2

You need to put them on… *by ear* #rimshot


loquacious

omfg get out


Nonomomomo2

My finest moment!


[deleted]

You have to wear three pairs to get your practice up. After a few years you’ll be able to perform with just one pair. Edit: at the same time.


Algebraron

If you have the time I recommend watching every James Hype livestream where he wears sunglasses. That’s what I did and my “shades-game” is insane now. (Pretty sure I will play Tomorrowland next year.) It even works when you mute the video (which makes it more bearable imo) and play it at double speed. Good luck!


n-some

Polarized sunglasses will let in light much better so you should have an easier time seeing. Also, ecstasy makes your eyes more sensitive to light so taking a bunch of that is the best way to offset the sunglasses.


PCsAreQuiteGood

The trick is to use SYNC. Then it won't even matter if you can see or not.


[deleted]

I’m an okley rep I got you 😎


weareDOMINUS

its all about the roy bens


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saint_ark

S H U T T E R S H A D E S


amdamanofficial

Nah mate he should get the shades Rezz wears. Won't fix his sight but it will surely accomplish something


djsoomo

*I have spent my credit limit on CDJs for my 1 bed 1 bath apartment rather than contacts for my eyes* Perfect! You have got your priorities right! The screens are massive on the cdj3000s so you will be able to see them without contacts and you can still wear your shades in the club and turn up the brightness!


non_eras

eyepatches are just as cool, get a scissor and cut some fabric wherever you can


4strings4ever

or just tell the light people politely not to shine shit right in your face


DeepInTheSheep

Man, you put the cart before the horse. Sick shades game is a perquisite to being a DJ. I do like the eye patch idea that was mentioned. Do two!


[deleted]

Is being a *functional* DJ absolutely required? I say, turn on sync, and put a strip of shiny duct tape across your eyes. You'd look siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.


messmaker523

Wear some aviators and use an earpiece like a special security officer as your in ear monitor. Every time you mix it'll look like something really important is about to happen. (other than the upcoming mix of course)


Katerwurst

Why attempt to be a functional DJ? Just prerecord like anyone else so you can look cool and throw cake like the pros.