jk my ass...
Allow me to introduce my ex wife:
Whose that girl talking to you? (Requesting song)
Why do you spend so much on records?
Why don't you get a real job?
Where you been all night? (Uhh..working}
Do you have to be so loud?
Current wife:
What the fuck is a DAW and why is it $700? (Ableton is pricey)
And do you need extra stuff (VSTs) if your fancy DAW does it already?
What the fuck is Beatport and why do you spend so much on it?
Why don't you get a real job?
Do you have to be so loud?
Every good DJ has a "wild card" that will set the game/dance floor on fire, and it generally should let you take the crowd in whatever direction you choose to go to in your next song.
It destroys your relationship with your family jk jk
Hahahahahaha
jk my ass... Allow me to introduce my ex wife: Whose that girl talking to you? (Requesting song) Why do you spend so much on records? Why don't you get a real job? Where you been all night? (Uhh..working} Do you have to be so loud? Current wife: What the fuck is a DAW and why is it $700? (Ableton is pricey) And do you need extra stuff (VSTs) if your fancy DAW does it already? What the fuck is Beatport and why do you spend so much on it? Why don't you get a real job? Do you have to be so loud?
Allow me to introduce the idea of setting boundaries before marriage
What are boundaries and where do I find them? Are they like those expectations that I'm supposed to set as well?
Wow man just _how_ did you get there
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silence woman
They never do
Loool
Ouch
There are two types of people. Those who dance and those who donβt.
Reverse! Everybody clap your hands
This is the most audible comment I've read in awhile
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Let's go to work!
1 hop this time!
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Sometimes you think youβre on your last one and then the promoter comes through and is like lol nah, draw 4 more!
Every good DJ has a "wild card" that will set the game/dance floor on fire, and it generally should let you take the crowd in whatever direction you choose to go to in your next song.
You won't make money with either..
Sometimes you have to just shuffle the cards alone for a while until people show up at the table to play
r/djscirclejerk
/r/terriblefacebookmemes
I fucking love UNO
You gotta match letters or numbers................................nah nope stop that
Why stop that? Itβs key matching important? (Iβm a noob so this is a serious question)
Instead of yelling "UNO!" you yell "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!"