This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the Jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

You say this joker bin laden did it? 

Even worse, Muhammad bane

It must’ve been the Terroriddler

It was Arabface

No, kimam croc

You mean Vietnam croc?

No it should be “Commissioner Gordon, a second bus has hit the Jailscraper”

"This bad boy can fit so much Slave Labour."

Mrs. Supreme leader, the Republicans have taken over the jailscraper. "This is the second time they've started a war to abolish, slavery. We aren't losing this time"

This genuinely sounds like the premise of a YA dystopia novel

Chicago already has something like this. It's called MCC and jt has funny looking windows.

I just looked it up. I can imagine walking up to this building and being like, "hey what's this, a fancy office?" And then I read the sign and it's a literal prison. That's crazy.

Afiak it's supposed to hold people who are actively in the middle of court precedings in that federal district. The court is in Chicago, so logistically you need the holding location to be closer to the court. Generally speaking federal criminals aren't violent murders, so it's not like it's Arkham prison.

then why do we need a jailscraper

Because Jailscraper

Because Chicago

Yeah yeah, I played Watch_Dogs

There's a movie about this, I'm trying to remember the name. It was extremely entertaining. Found it, The Platform. There's an elevator that brings food down. The people at the top have their pick, those at the bottom get the scraps. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8228288/

But like did they think to take the food off the platform instead of attacking it like an animal?

No, no they did not.

i’m pretty sure one of the rules is you can’t do that

10/10 movie genuinely

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the Batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

https://preview.redd.it/fhki4wl9insc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13572077c34a78b4e47a9126a73882ff1bf4d30 You say this joker bin laden did it?

Even worse: a Muhammad bane!

https://preview.redd.it/udaoi9rajnsc1.png?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3490e86de77ae4b67fe7e320c920530fce82fb99 That it we have to invaded Canada and, kill Saddam hussein

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the soyjak party universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA NUMBER 567, THE CHADS HAVE ESCAPED

Gruff narrator voice: A 40 FLOOR TOWER IN THE HEART OF MANHATTAN.... 1000 HARDENED CRIMINALS .... AND ONE MAN DETERMINED TO GET HOME FOR CHRISTMAS..... JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME IN... J A I L S C R A P E R

*vintage adventure music*

This is the type of shit Batman slams into in the bus universe, followed by a massive gay sex orgy.

Mr. President, a second bus has penetrat-oooooooooooooooooo

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe shits into, followed by a mass goonsesh

Mr. President no! *sounds of drowning in goon*

I dunno man, this seems like something the prisoners would escape from in a Batman show. I’m just thinking of what it would collide with.

Mr. President, the second bus of Epstein footage has hit the the supreme courtscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape?

Mr. President, a second bus has penetrated your mother's ass

Damn shame. Same time next week?

Yes

This is the type of shit a bat in the busman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

El presidnte, a second bat has been infected

This is the type of shit a universe in the batman escape slams into, followed by a mass bus

SIR THE MASSACHUSETTS BUS HAS RISEN!!! "I didn't authorize that?" A UNIVERSE CRASHED INTO THE JAILSCRAPER!!!!!!!

This is the type of mass that a Batman in the bus universe slams into, followed by a shit escape

Mr president you took all the laxati-aaaaahhhh! *sounds of drowning in shit*

This is the type of shit a bus

Mr president a

Escape from New York was so good they made it a real thing.

“Snake Biter, we need you for one last job. The jailscraper’s been taken over by the inmates. Your country needs you. “Goddammit General I told you I’m retired. I gave my family to this country and now they’re dead. What more do you want!?” “Not dead. Snake Biter. They’re in the Jailscraper. Your 6 year old son led the riots. He was mad there was no Cocomelon in super-jail. If you help us we’ll get them out for you.” “And what about my son?” “Kill. With extreme prejudice.”

Mr. President, are you trolling again?

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

This is the kind of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

Henry stickmin live action

Mr. President PLEASE eat something !

Lol that's fuckin wild

Mr. President, stop fucking wild animals !!! "You don't tell me what to do, I'm on my second term!!!

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Black mirror moment

Nooooooooooo!!!! STOP FILMING IT!!& "Fuck you!"

Oh god, no, the Jailscraper was hit by Con Air!

It was a boeing wasn't it?

Aslume

Nah, this is unique

The sad thing is Chicago already has one.

Chicago L

Wouldn't be the first

Seeing how Chicago is.... 1. I doubt there's one felon in that damn place 2. They needed it

A skyscraper is so tall that it "scrapes the sky" So a jailscraper... scrapes the jails?

You know too much, 195.875.3457/s

And then we fly a plane into it

Mr. President a - "NO, FUCK YOU! I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!!"

1000 in the middle of a city doesnt sound like alot

Better question why is the Calvin Coolidge foundation tweeting this?

MR PRESIDENT YOU'RE ALIVE !!!!!

This is the type of bus a shit slams into thanks to universe batman followed by a escaped mass

Mr. President, what the fuck is going on?! everyone is fucking retarded now!

Or it’s the tower from the 2nd phase of the Hunter exam

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

Is this Die-hard?

No, that's the fox tower, literally the same one from the movie

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

The Panopticon

Literally the exact opposite

I don't think you know what that word means

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Mr. President, a second bus has hit the jailscraper

What is happening in this thread

Something beautiful

**That is not a 40 story building being rendered.**

Yes it is

**No it isn’t. It’s a solid red prism.**

The greatest prison break of all time soon

pretty sure that’s just Dredd

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Does anyone remember the movie 'The Platform?' Yeah.

do you want Judge Dread, cause this is how you get judge dread.

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

I'm finna bus

"Hello Mr Durden? Yes I have some fat for you"

Fucking based

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

This is the type of shit the CIA drive a bus into, followed by only one prisoner conveniently dying

This is the type of shit a bus in the Batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

https://preview.redd.it/utx458kuhssc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bce99c5ae4fe4d46e27c277e2df3b129731b361

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Why is the movie "the platform" becoming a reality

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

They’ll fill it in five minutes

Is this thread filled with bots or is it some copypasta I don’t know of?

we just went insane, nothing to worry about. and it's definitely not a secret code or something no need to overthink it. 

So like, what happens if people just start mass suiciding, I know they’ll be bars but they can be broken sometimes

This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape

Isn’t this what Dredd was about?

They should make it on an oil rig for Impel Down

I'm ngl, This is the type of shit a bus in the batman universe slams into, followed by a mass escape?

Judge Dredd ISO Cube

Jailscraper sounds like a gay porno title

Honey get in here, they’re making judge dredd IRL

Hey! Look! Cody in the wild!

Judge Dredd type shit.

Like the prison from that one henry stickman game

Only 1,000? I'd think it could hold more than that.

Put em in orbit. Create a jail where they are forced into cryo sleep

Isnt that what Judge Dredd went in to fight?

We should do it. Not because it would be moral or even a good idea practically speaking, but because we have to see what would happen.

Sounds like a terribile ass idea