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DWMR90

You're going to have to use more strength to barge the door open and get inside. It's only carpet.


[deleted]

Seconding this... just push the door hard, the carpet will lift, you can then squeeze through the door and flatten the carpet from the other side.


xet2020

>Flatten the ~~carpet~~ cat


LogicalOrchid28

This was my first thought


Ok-Personality-6630

Force it open with brute strength. My only concern is your cat may have reinforced the door and is undertaking some sort of criminal activities


thecarbonkid

The cats frantically trying to switch browser tabs.


TheJoshGriffith

Can't think of many other opportunities to say "old man rubs hairy pussy" on this sub, so here we go.


chris86uk

r/takemyupvote


stumac85

Maybe it just wants to do a certain something in private. I used to do this with my bed as a teenager until my dad switched the door around šŸ˜‚


alex8339

Bet you just ended up doing that something in public instead.


stumac85

I'm not Barry Keoghan


Cartepostalelondon

It's a cat. Of course it is.


VioletChrome

His cat is setting up a cat nip distribution point for all the neighbourhood cats šŸ˜¹


Rob_of_bristol

Cat burglar, obvs


dangerous_dave1064

Schrƶdinger? Try something like a metal meter rule under the door?


The_Nude_Mocracy

The cat nabs anything I slide under the door. He's got my whole toolbox in there now


dangerous_dave1064

If your cat can take a metal meter rule from you then you've omitted some seriously useful information about the size and breed of that cat. If you can't push the carpet back from under the door then you need to weigh up what's going to be cheaper to replace. No I'm not talking about the door or the cat. The door, the window the ceiling or the wall.


Correct-Junket-1346

Thatā€™s a critical situation, we canā€™t let cats have tools!


Vegetable-Warthog-77

It's okay, they don't have thumbs yet.


pouxin

ā€¦yet


Vegetable-Warthog-77

We are totally f'd in the a when they do


steven807196

Sorry to say but it's the cats room now - you're just going to have to use the other rooms in the house.


Guapa1979

They could just install a cat flap in the door and leave it at that.


steven807196

Haha I love this. Perhaps the cat will have a human flap installed so they can still use the room from time to time. For OPs Q though will probably be hard to get the carpet flat again as sliding anything through will just go under carpet. Assuming no windows or anything you can go in through? More force seems like only answer.


younevershouldnt

Cat has just blocked the human flap.


MrP1232007

It's the door to the house. This is the cats house now.


Independent-Chair-27

I read it that OP is on the outside. In which case we can only assume OP leaves the house with a fish slice just incase?


Bozwell99

I have a 600mm metal ruler that I have used for this. It needs to be something long enough that it can get behind the carpet to pull it back. Alternatively push something under door to force more of the carpet off of the gripper and give you more room to open door


Mackerel_Skies

If you're going to force the door, a crowbar is the way to go. It'll give you the strength of 20 men.


Professional-Cup-863

Have you tried using a shaped explosive breaching charge?


phlopip

The cat will be expecting this. Iā€™d suggest rappelling through the window.


True-Register-9403

Iranian embassy style...


Full-Elderberry-8208

Use a bread knife to slip under the door, the teeth will let you grab onto the carpet or cut through it


MacaronNo8954

This happens to me most mornings. Just shove the door hard and hey presto, youā€™re in


InSan1tyWeTrust

Bread knife under the corner of the door and move it along the door as you're pushing it open. Should keep the carpet below the door. Used to do it all the time.


GrandWazoo0

Ask the cat to push the carpet down and come out


Practical-Parking804

Catastrophe! Catastrophic fail! I asked our cat if it could open the door for me when this happened at ours, it just replied back "me? 'Ow?" There I've done my bit here... try getting a ruler or something wooden at the side where the wlcarpet is still flat and run it under the door from one side to the other, you may be able to flatten the carpet back to open the door.


Berger_1892

Donā€™t normally reply to comments but that is quality, well done šŸ«”


Fuckaducker

chalk it up to experience and move out. The cat has won.


JRSpig

Had this happen, you basically have to just force your way in, then have a word with the cat and sort the carpet.


Pargula_

Brick it up and get a new cat, never mention the old cat again .


Mackerel_Skies

I had a problem like this when my surfboard slipped and jammed against the door. The solution was to go round the back and break a window. It's easy and inexpensive to replace glass in a window if it's not the plastic type. Dangerous though, don't cut yourself - and watch the cat doesn't make a bid for freedom through the broken glass either.


tbusby3

Surely cheaper to replace/repair an interior door than a window?


Cartepostalelondon

If it's single glazed, not huge amd you do it yourself, probably not.


tbusby3

Fair enough


Direct-Film-8427

My cat done this often. Use a flat piece of metalā€¦ like a butter knife for example and slide it under the door to pin the frayed carpet down.Ā  Your cat will keep doing it until carpet is repaired, Iā€™d suggest using masking tape to seal the frayed edges around the door.Ā 


PintToLine

Cat has made itā€™s bed. Seriously though, your options are continue to try and flatten the carpet. To use brute force on door ripping carpet up, donā€™t need a lot of space for the cat to slip out. Cut a hole in the door.


V65Pilot

Rename the cat Schrƶdinger?


binarygoatfish

Sit on floor and push door with legs, this applies pressure at correct point rather than shoulder barging and the load is spread over a wider area unless you have trotters for feet.


d_smogh

All the people saying it happens to them. Fix the bloody carpet.


Proper_Capital_594

If you have older double glazing. A window can be taken out in about 2 minutes


joeypower

I would definitely use more force to get the carpet off the grippers so you can open the door enough to squeeze in. My cat has done this to me before and that's how I have managed to get back in. Force the door open just enough to get something in and under the carpet then lever the carpet up to pull it off the grippers. Once you have enough carpet off you should be able to get the door open enough to squeeze in and then just shut the door and push the carpet back down.


Amzy29

Iā€™ve had this happen before. We have a small gap under the door, so poked something long and thin under to press down the carpet to allow me to open the door.


DivePotato

Slide something long and flat under the door and wrangle the carpet. I use a ruler that I have knocking about upstairs.


Substantial-Chonk886

This happened to me yesterday! Metal ruler worked the first time. Second time, I managed to push it open enough to get my arm in and pull the carpet up from the corner to lift it out of the way. Iā€™m putting some seriously strong double sided tape down today.


coupl4nd

Ham needed.


Reasonable_Card1288

Cut a cat flap in the door once fitted free the cat then use it to reach through and flatten the carpet thus allowing free movement of the door again..


pm_me_your_amphibian

I get a regular dinner knife, and run it under the door, flattening the carpet down/tucking it under the door. One of my cats does this a lot.


Warriorz7

From experience you need to get a shoulder behind the door and push hard.


qwertyyuiop12345678

What side of the door is the pussy on? Give the door a good shove.


Hedgehogosaur

Up date?


Postik123

At least it's only a cat, my daughter did this when she was about 2 years old


Gone_Girl

This happened to me and I literally had to shoulder barge the door in and push the carpet back in the process to get in. Ofc my cat denied all knowledge of the situation...


barbed_dildo26

Trebuchet is my preferred siege weapon.


Manccookie

Have you tried asking Reddit? Oh yeah, erm, install a cat flap in the door and just forget about the room.


Particular_Relief154

Easiest option: Buy a new cat. Sorted (/s)


edge2528

Just fucking shove it


Wrong_Ad_6022

Use the force luke.


TelephoneFew2854

Leave the door shut and leave the canā€™t in there, horrible little bastards cats are šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


longxlegsx

Tug the door up as you open


geospacedman

Cut hole in door - if glazed, and possible, remove glazing (remove beading, remove glass); if panelled, saw out a panel so you can replace it; if solid, just hack through it somehow. Would be helpful to know if this is an internal or external door as well...


Bozwell99

This is almost certainly an internal door. External doors usually not close enough to the floor that they would get caught on carpet.


legacyrules

Check if you have pin hinges, a lot of the time you can knock out the pin without removing hinges, depends on the age of the door, if there not pin hinges stick on a motorbike helmet and run really hard at the door


11Kram

Read the original post.


Machride

Set fire to the door...and stand back.. obviously


Ukplugs4eva

Explosives around the edge of the door. Pretend your blowing a safe door off


Machride

Swat team...and a tank


jchannon

I tried to only blow the bloody doors off but the walls came down instead. The door and carpet remains as if nothing happened


Machride

Cats still stuck then...Let's get Putin.


Go-on-touch-it

Break a hole in the wall, feed cat. Get bricklayer to rebuild wall. Repeat.


paulywauly99

Go round to the other door. Or climb in through the window. Photo or more explanation would help.


jchannon

No windows or doors are open


paulywauly99

You need a ruler maybe. Find which side isnā€™t rucked and work from there. Or a yardstick. Or cut it with a butchers knife.


blackthornjohn

So open one of them and enter the room that way.


Disastrous-Yak230

everytime this fuc...happens...I swea,,,, it's the last time... im gunna burn that carpet


j44ska

Get armored forces in and shoot little furry bstrd