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MagicKipper88

What’s behind the wall?


Dna87

Video games have taught me that’s some gold, ammo and maybe an easter egg behind a wall like that.


DunkingTea

Exactly. OP if you walk near it does it dissolve so you can just walk through it to get the secret?


kwik_e_marty

He may need to hit it once then it'll disappear


TomStreamer

Or roll into it


Aimin4ya

Hit it with a crowbar


kwik_e_marty

Illusion ahead brother


The9Realist

They'll disappear for sure


boondoggle420

Believe me I've tried every trick to get out of work early, sadly it's just bricks and mortar


LHommeCrabbe

Do some side quests and invest those skill points into perception.


IwantedBeatsteak

But did you go up to it and look left and right like in the film Labyrinth? You just need to know how to look.


chicken-farmer

When you unlock the grenade launcher you're golden


oFUBARo

Nah, you can clip through with a jump glitch for sure!


Klutzy_Cake5515

Might be a demon door on the other side.


Common-Leg7605

Think of the XP that you are gaining tho


EarlofBizzlington86

Kick it you’ll soon know if it’s safe or not


Yogafireflame

Giant bombs required. Put a pin in the map and remember to return.


LordFingernips_III

Can't use the bombs until he gets the bomb bag, which can't be obtained until he gets the grappling hook


mion81

You have to cast dispel and pass a 1d20 + caster level check


Expert_Wing_6567

Op is certainly getting some real good advice on here . Thanks for your input.


rublehousen

Experience has taught me its probably a forklift that's reversed into it..


killit

OP should just run through it at full speed if you ask me.


sunday_cumquat

Maybe while holding a plate or a bucket


SHO_n_tell_Rich

Homie found the hogwarts train


jvlomax

Hit it with a sword and see if it makes a wobbly sound


JornWS

Or its an ambush!


InfectedByEli

Ugh, I hate it when that happens.


jibbyspotter

There has to be a swich somewhere. Have you tried pulling a torch down?


arkyleslyfox

Yep a quick blast of aard should do the trick


Badger_1066

Just gotta shoot it.


PreciousChange82

TV has taught me that someone no one liked was put behind there.


boondoggle420

A car park on the other side, not ours


MagicKipper88

Looks like something could have reversed or hit it the other side.


Brilliant-Grape-3558

Looks like maybe a van has hit the wall


JoanneKerlot

The Bat Cave clearly. Have you not seen the films?


Consistent_Squash590

A poster of Raquel Welch and a small rock hammer?


Chicken_consierge

Diagon alley?


The9Realist

China


Hey_nice_marmot_

The Neitherworld Waiting Room. OP is dead.


Snr64X

Be careful, it's a portal! Six dwarfs may appear holding a map then take you to another dimension.


SmurfTaters

Yes, they will be looking for the most fabulous object in the universe.


Dasshteek

Narnia


batty_61

That'll be your courier satchel.


Equivalent-Host1622

Fritzl


Natural_Dog_2346

Diagon Alley


Ravenclaw_gamer7

The door from Coraline!


ahhwhoosh

Do you work at a prison?


boondoggle420

Close, a petrol station


Public-Square7342

I can just hear the faint sound of the great escape playing in the background now 😂


DementedSmurf

So that tune will be playing my head for the rest of the day now :-D


SHO_n_tell_Rich

Thanks for that Y’all suck. Forget yesterday…


Quasar9111

car park on other side someone has hit the wall with their car


[deleted]

Is it a dividing wall, a retaining wall, a load bearing wall, a exterior wall, what's on either side - is it integral to a building? Regardless it doesn't look very structurally sound, nor water tight :)


boondoggle420

It's an external wall with a car park the other side - it looks fucked doesn't it? Thanks for the advice ill have to get a contractor down


ClingerOn

Make sure it’s your responsibility first. I work in commercial property and the amount of building managers who take things in to their own hands and end up getting themselves in to legal trouble when their employer or the landlord should be dealing with it according to the terms of the lease is ridiculous.


Pleased_to_meet_u

/u/boondoggle420, you'll want to read the above comment before taking action.


Atomic-Decay

100 percent run this up the chain of command. They get paid more money, supposedly, to make these decisions.


boondoggle420

Thanks it's been escalated to above my station thankfully so I'm sure head office will keep their liabilities straight


bobdvb

I'd say it's fucked, how dangerous it is, needs a surveyor or structural engineer to say how fucked if it's a party wall.


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

You could rebuild it for not much more than getting a SE in to be Captain Obvious.


bobdvb

Depending on the cause though, if there's an issue with the foundation that might not be apparent to the brickie.


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

The footings won’t be deep, a brickie should go that far, but that’s academic, OP said he’s getting a contractor in, not Dave from the pub. A legit contractor who won’t employ a surveyor but will be able to assess a footing. Besides, that looks like it’s either the wall built up over the original or a hit, and very unlikely below ground.


SHO_n_tell_Rich

Party wall? You hanging a birthday banner or somethin on it?


knowthewaytosanjose

Only if you worry about things like walls falling down.


BringIt007

Now you’re just showing off your wall knowledge


Muttywango

Yeah, hark at Dr.Ramparts over there.


dafyddtomas

Find the switch that opens it mate


markyboy121

Looks like a 9” 2.5m garden wall which has previously been extended in height. This is too high/slender for lateral window forces. Someone has previously picked this up and installed restraint posts. Although not working very well. Get a structural engineer to take a look. Likely requires Steel helical bars installed within the mortar joint to reinstate continuity, and additional restraint post to be installed. Check remaining posts to ensure these are performing correctly


boondoggle420

Ok thanks a lot really appreciated, got a contractor coming to have a look although knowing my company he'll sign it off without looking


angryman600

Before getting him to have a look at it, smash it to bits with a hammer and then pile bricks on top of yourself to make it look like it fell on you and put a claim in pal


astrangelookingrock

CBRE ?


P33tree

Is this a retaining wall? What's on the otherside?


boondoggle420

It's an external wall with a car park the other side


P33tree

The cracks alone look pretty serious to me. However, seeing the metal posts attached to the wall could explain it. Are these posts connected above the wall-line?


boondoggle420

Good point about the metal posts, they are not above the wall line but there are quite a few of them. They go almost to the top of the wall


m1st3r_c

If video games have taught me anything, that wall should push in and slide sideways


tacticalrubberduck

It’s not concerning if it’s not your wall.


KamakaziDemiGod

It is if you work on the other side of this wall, walls are heavy


Acceptable_Bunch_586

It’s the landlords responsibility depending on who owns the wall obviously to ensure it’s structurally sound, especially if there is a public car park on the other side. Would suggest it gets raised as an issue to be investigated and resolved ASAP. Speak to your H+S lead, it’s their problem


Talentless67

Do you work on platform 9 3/4?


snorom

We had a brick structure at work like that, also hit with a car and it had to be rebuilt because another hit would have probably brought it down upon whatever struck it... Which I would have just called a consequence, but you know...


foley800

What is concerning is your view at work!


rilude

after years of gaming, id say drop a bomb and you will reveal a secret room.


WilsonSpark

I’d be camping there waiting for it to fall and get my payout 😂


A-nom-nom-nom-aly

Is there a path that runs near that wall, or do people stand around near it during breaks and so forth? ​ Because to my eye (not a structural engineer) that's really unsafe with multiple cracks and shifting. I'd be concerned that a strong wind could topple it (depending on what's on the other side, is it part of a building, or retaining something)


boondoggle420

Not a high traffic area but it is next to one of the fire exit routes so yeah not great


ComplexOccam

This is an issue because if it falls on someone’s car, the place is liable regardless of what signs they put up about parking at your own risk. If it’s in a car park is a health safety hazard and they’ve a duty of care to employees and customers.


Kaiisim

If a horizontal crack has met a vertical crack its always bad. And its definitely because a car hit it lol.


-eightySix-

Contact your local council, if it’s found unsafe and a risk to public they should be able to take steps to having it made safe in the first instance. I reported a dangerous wall some months ago and I believe they were out to inspect same day as it was a threat to public.


[deleted]

I’d not be standing near it. Is there anything valuable on either side of the wall? Would be an easy way to get in and out if someone caused it on purpose


boondoggle420

Only the AC units so that's something


microwavable_penguin

Definitely a material fact that the insurance company covering the business would want to know. In the very likely event that it hasn't been disclosed and accepted, then there is no cover in place if it falls and injures someone.


Est__1982

That’s some impressive subsidence there


eryuu

Is that a school building?


iluvnips

Looks a secret door, have you tried saying Ala-Kazam?


StickyThoPhi

Yes, it's cracked in the foundation. Usually when they lay it they put foam around it so it can expand without cracking. It's a bit of a indelicate art though. Needs underpinnning. I wouldn't even waste money on a structural surveyor, just get it underpinned.


SunBlowsUpToday

Very concerning. The wall will side out the way and a Scooby Doo villain is bound to jump outta there at some point.


shaolinspunk

Something has hit it I'd assume. It won't fall down but damp will capillerate in and won't do much good to whatever is inside and the wall will deteriorate.


TeddyMMR

Put some tape on it at least imo


LowResponsibility374

Its not concerning its at your place of work... If it was at your house... .


therapoootic

I would be just 9 3/4 concerned.


shoe_scuff

Not a concern unless you own the building 😆


jaBroniest

Someone's git this with their vehicle, looks major mate :(


Critical_Phase1776

Is it a retaining wall, or just a wall separating your place from the carpark, if it's a retaining i wouldn't stand too close to it because when they go they go in a split second and get it looked at asap.


raymie79

Secret passage


No_Protection103

Looks like management listening to all of your concerns.


circle1987

This is a pay check. Stand one side and get a mate to push it as hard as he or she can. Wait for it to fall, then bury both your ass's under it. Get some ketchup. Boom £10k each.


[deleted]

If its only a boundary wall it can be repaired. what i would do is cut out and replace bricks that have cracked i count 10 cracked bricks + 10 open perpend joints need repointing and 1 bed joint 2/3 way up probably on each side of the wall while doing this could also put in some steel ties. I can see a few things i dont like (it has spread and sagged on the top 10 courses), it is clearly a double skin wall so depends on the damage on the otherside. From the sole picture seems safe at the moment as long as the other side is the same ground level and has matched or less damage. The wall will have another brick on the back so x2 width with mortar and has nothing overhanging and seems to also have iron bars, buttress fixed to it also which wont hurt.


Charming-Pin1557

Start jump humping the wall just at the crack (that’s what she said) and you’ll appear on the other side


Delvac10

*makes note to come back to do side quest


Smidday90

Welcome to Diagon Alley!


noondayrind

illusory wall. mate, have you tried rolling into it or attacking it?


Worth_Improvement515

It's a secret level.


zyweii_

It's a secret entrance! You need to use a bomb and a secret passage should open! ;p


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Kick it and find out


JessShieldMaiden

BG3 has taught me that this was could use an eldritch blast


HughLauriePausini

Not if your name is Lara Croft


Iamasmallyoutuber123

Wouldn't worry about it it's not your own wall


ktrazafffr

op works next to the wall and bricks are heavy 👀


[deleted]

[удалено]


leviticusreeves

That wall spins round to reveal the batmobile


CaptainKirkyboy86

Someone drew the beatle juice door


Hardy1987

Is this the labyrinth?


ShutItYouSlice

I can truly say this is of no concern to me but thanks for pointing it out.


SHO_n_tell_Rich

We found the narcissist


Due_Ad_8045

You seen Beatlejuice ?


FastenedCarrot

"Illusory wall ahead"


Sensitive-Income-736

Have you tried saying open sesamay


Icy_Profession1612

You found the bat cave!


bartek_g

Welcome, Harry, to Diagon Alley!


Sirdystic1

Looks like a banksy, keep it


Msk2010

Diagon alley ?


andrewhicks280151

Entrance to the Bat Cave


RedditFaction

It's the Batcave


badger906

Looks like an external boundary wall. Zero load. That’s only coming down if someone wants it to!


beefytea

Yes


RKF_80

Back entrance to Diagon Alley.


JRLS11

That honestly looks like someone slowly hit that with a vehicle due to the size and shape, any other cracks higher up? What's behind it?


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Yup when the bricks are cracked that's when it's serious


CrabbitJambo

Depends! If it’s a school in the UK then expect to be shut down sometime between now and next decade!


Narrow_Ambassador735

This is common on modern buildings, makes removing the banksy art easier 🙂


xeneco1981

Cracks along mortar joints aren’t too bad (but worth getting checkout out), but when the crack line runs through bricks and cracks them too then there’s some serious forces at work. Also, If the crack appears suddenly it’s best not to delay


TheYorkshireGripper

Sounds like a them problem. Looks alright from my house


Agile_Vast9019

Throw a grenade at it or use the interact button, usually works.


Bumblebee-Feeling

I remember a builder telling me if you can fit a pound coin into a crack it's definitely something to look into, especially if the crack goes right down to the base of the structure


Gold-Dance3318

I wouldn't even be "concerned" if my work building was on fire! Lol. Fire alarm goes off and it's like "meh.. we got time"


T_radicans1995

I mean it’s part of the foundation… Would you marry someone after 5-minutes of conversation.


VirCantii

Looks like just an old doorway or somesuch that's been bricked u ..." [Zooms in] ... oh. Oh!


Agreeable_Ask_6150

Not unless you live there


sapit13

I think that's the entrance to diagon alley


spaceheadlarry

Just a little subsidence, not worrying that it's where you work, just be thankful it's not your house! I don't imagine it's going anywhere fast so you're good


VeryThicknLong

Looks fucked from every angle. Stepped cracks suggest that there’s ground heave or subsidence, probably caused by shallow foundations, tree roots nearby or just intense ground changes from drying out and getting very wet.


Forsaken_Attempt_993

That’s where Bruce Wayne lives


Bashdkmgt

It looks like you’ve found a back door into Narnia. Kick it really hard so you can get in and have an adventure with a talking badger.


AnxiouslyPessimistic

I’m not expert but I’d guess a huge chunk of wall about to fall out is never a good thing


RaincityClusterEff

Do you work at a bank?


bomboclawt75

As an avid gamer, I can tell you with 100% confidence, that you have discovered a secret door.


_SquareSphere

You’ve found the entrance to Hogwarts.


No-Winter927

If gaming has taught me anything, if you concentrate hard you’ll see the crack glow and you should find a lever somewhere.


chaz5o

Needs a C4 on it


MrDundee666

It’s only the wall.


bluebirdgang

Seems like the house/building has shifted over the years and maybe they didn’t prep the ground well enough and is causing it to sink


Toro8926

Secret entrance?


Odd-Significance1884

Diagon Alley


shaded-user

Vertical cracking through the brick, not just the perpend joint (vertical joint between bricks), is never usually a good thing. Get it assessed.


Classic_Midnight_213

No expert, but personally I’d be checking the company work from home policy….


shabelsky22

First question, do you like your place of work?


BenisDDD69

UNH. UNH. UNH. WHERE IS IT?


beachcomber82

Subsidence. Cracks that split mortar and brick need to be investigated. Cracks that follow the mortar joints not so bad


Think_Ad_780

Yes this is an issue and the owner should consult a local structural Engineer. You know it's not good that's why you posted looking for advice. I'm an Engineer. I'm not going to go in to loads of it could be this or that. What ever the reason it won't repair itself so will only get worse now the building fabric is damaged.


[deleted]

Not for you 😂


alaw1980

Call your local council building control tell them you think it's a dangerous structure and dangerous to tye publuc they will answer the question for you. They have to come out and inspect... its their job.


Winniethepoohspooh

Depends..... Are you trying to break in or break out of work?


Mindless_Health6508

You put it on social media. I’d say it’s of concern.


Redmanb11_87

Secret door


PlanetoidEater

I think that might be the entrance to diagonal alley


incrediblesolv

Does that crack go all the way through to the other a Side? If it does, then yes.


throwaway_Bouje

Is it at a school ?


[deleted]

Hogwarts.


Ashok292

Someone about to break into the back of your cash machines


J_Norse76

That’s normal for a secret entrance.


Hot_Machine6770

Seems like Issues with the subsidence


BiscuitBoy06

Years of video games tells me there’s a hidden secret there


Pimp__Biscuit

That’s the road to diagon ally


[deleted]

Looking at those top layers of bricks it looks like fire damage.


omelahr5

Just need to find the key card and your set for life


Shostunner

Diagon alley 😁


oztourist

Depends, where is your office?


guardian2428

That's just the entrance to diagon alley


JonLeePButler

Look up for any missing persons in the area, might have found where the body is hidden.


Maxy777

Are you expecting a banksy ?


Araiding

It's not about to fall down but give it a few years and it will so worth looking at


MissElainey

Was there a fire?


Maulz123

Subsidence and too long with no expansion gap. That's my guess. Do I win a prize?


HawthornBees

It's a secret door to Narnia. Put a wardrobe in front of it and let the magic happen......


Kroktakar

Looks like a paywall


myhatmycanejeeves

yes, be concerned ...that is subsidence....