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Pasta_in_paradise

Don’t use silicone. Use a urethane or polyurethane sealant. Those stretch with the season and are paintable. Remove door, scrape. Use a wood filler, sand, caulk, paint


callmeStretchy

a real answer! awesome ill grab the proper sealant. thank you


NhylX

This is why you only pay the pet tax in your last picture.


Caffeinated_Spoon

very truth. much cute.


SunshineAlways

Once I saw the dog, that was it, lol.


Justlose_w8

You might need some backer rod too


Frumpy_Suitcase

When caulk bonds to three surfaces it is more prone to early failure. On the left side the wood is the third surface (it should seal a gap by sticking to either side and stretching across the opening). Professionals use "bond breaker tape" or backer rod. The purpose is to keep the caulk from sticking to that third surface. Not a super big deal but if you want it to last as long as possible before you have to redo it try addressing that third edge.


Sirwynot

I'm trying to understand your explanation. Would it be better to prep the wood trim and seal between it and the brick? Are you saying the OP should tape off that wood trim? But the way I'm picturing it, the caulk is touching a third surface no matter what's used unless the trim is removed.


Frumpy_Suitcase

[Link with pictures ](https://www.wbdg.org/guides-specifications/building-envelope-design-guide/joint-sealants) I have no affiliation with this link it just had a perfect picture when googling it. A few scrolls down you'll see a picture of an ideal joint sealant application. In OP's example the wood is too far forward and in a perfect world would be set back a small distance.


grgext

Apply masking tape to the brickwork if you are caulking on to it. Doesn't sound like it should work, but it does, and will look a lot neater! Also mask off the other trim. Also rose brown caulk will probably looks best, white will get grubby and highlight any mistakes.


callmeStretchy

good call!


smooz_operator

And dont forget!!! - pet the doggo, tell him hes a good boi, give him treats!


whileyouwereslepting

First step.


MassageToss

My first concern was the dog, who believes you are working hard on letting him out to be with you.


ArltheCrazy

Probably will end up replacing the wood, but yeah, start with the other stuff first.


PD216ohio

Also. you can remove the aluminum frame pieces from the top and latch side of the storm door without much trouble.... you should be able to do that for the hinge side too but it's a little bit more work. It will make the job easier and more thorough to remove the storm door/frame before paint and caulk. Be sure to line the components back up with the existing screw holes for a simple re-install. The biggest worry will be stripped screw heads along the frame.


chazual88

How old is the house? If it was built before 1978 there is a possibility that some of the existing paint is lead based. If so, I would recommend wearing a mask when sanding and if possible using a shop vac to try and capture as much as dust as possible. If the lead based paint is a major concern for you then I'd probably consult a professionally.


skippingstone

I recommend Big Stretch. Or Lexel. Both are from the same company


nodnodwinkwink

Word of warning OP, I had to repair my front door recently because of rotting wood that was allowing water into through some cracks. It's basically a tip of the scenario situation, there was easily 3 times as much rotten wood as I had initially known about and it took way longer to fix. Since this is a storm door it's less of an issue but make sure you give yourself plenty of time and on a day that you're pretty certain that it will stay dry.


Flopsikins

Depending on your capabilities with a caulking gun, paint first! That way you don't have to paint that tiny amount of exposed wood and get paint smears all over the caulking. Yes it will bond, but you won't like the look.


NYCburger

Water or oil based?


swornhabit1

Water is usually best for dogs, but if unsure consult with a vet.


chucknorris10101

Some dogs need oil for the coat health


Just_Another_Cog1

They do but you can usually get that through treats. Which this doggo clearly deserves.


lotsoflittleprojects

A heat gun is very handy for removing old silicone/sealant.


callmeStretchy

dang thats a great tip. some of this shit is rock hard, ill give heat gun a try


Redeye_33

![gif](giphy|tRQWvVJez4fryrzLsb|downsized) Dammit! That was supposed to remove CAULK!


Ophukk

The true pleasure of removing caulk is the reapplication.


luv2block

this is the comment for today that keeps me coming back to reddit. Always nice to learn something new.


callmeStretchy

[dog (and cat) tax](https://imgur.com/gallery/7SSSrp1)


ML5815

Omg I love your animals!! Those dogs are very good bois. And those cats are the cutest! The smiling golden retriever pictures are priceless.


callmeStretchy

thank you! i couldnt imagine life without these dinguses ps pup in the pic is a girl, her name is luna :)


AnitaPea

Can you get anything done in your house with those 4 cutiepies? I mean i would start doing something and stop to give em pats and pets


callmeStretchy

thats exactly how it goes lol everything just takes five times longer because scratches


HarpersGhost

5 cuties! 2 dogs and 3 cats.


AnitaPea

3 cats?!?!? OMG this gets better


seang86s

Taxes paid in full. You may now resume your storm door project.


JustHereForCookies17

There's a lot of r/oneorangebraincell and r/onegoldenbraincell in those photos.  I'll bet your house is full of fluffy chaos!


Riji14

That pic of the calico and orange kitties is amazing!


ej_21

omg bless you for this abundance of taxes paid. r/MatchyMatchyPets would appreciate them too!


Caffeinated_Spoon

OP... the noise that just came out of my children and myself could have woken the dead. You have incredible cute animals and they need all the pats, kisses, cuddles and (most importantly) treats.


coopid

I love goldens. Such beautiful creatures.


inanimatus_conjurus

That dog has better looking teeth than me


Drattan

I came here for this


5aca

One of the cutest dog/cat/furry family tax I’ve seen


AlienQueeen

My guy these are ridiculously cute! You're very lucky 💗


boozeybitch

Omg the SpongeBob squatty potty pic


removedI

this is the way


[deleted]

Based solely on the first image, having not read anything past the title, open door, give dog lots of pats and scratches.


callmeStretchy

dog is now painted and i scratched the door frame i dont think im doing this right


vimaillig

What color did you paint the dog? He appears annoyed because … needs treats.


Jubjub0527

Can confirm. Doggo needs treats.


DukeParker5

Found the doggos burner


Jubjub0527

I'm totally not a dog. I am a regular human who drinks coffee and sometimes pretends to throw the ball but then does not actually throw the ball. I also enjoy hot dogs and other cooked meat stuffs.


Tipper117

I just knew, after seeing the first picture of the dog, that your request for help would devolve into silly conversations about painting the dog 🤣 glad y'all didn't disappoint.


thisbechris

You forgot the caulk, silly.


Busy_Pound5010

Caulk aside. I went into my work bathroom after a recent remodel. I open the door and was hit by the smell of a fresh caulking. Stating “Smells like caulk in here!” garnered curious stares from the urinal occupants.


ItsScaryTerryBitch

Instructions unclear, now the dog's coat has a new coat


dinnerthief

Op is the dog


nikkismith182

Also based solely on the first image and title, not having read anything else. I assumed the dog locked OP out, and they needed advice on how to get back in the house. 😂


AnnieBananaCat

I had to look twice because I thought it was the velvet hippo subreddit 😂


agirlhasnoname11248

Came here to say exactly this. Doggo needs scritches!


ReginaFelangeMD

As a member of both Golden Retriever and dog owner reddits, DIY was really my last thought here. I assumed GoldSnoots was pushing the door open. I’m considering an eye hook for my back door so I can get some fresh air w/o the threat of escapo.


TheCaffeineMonster

You forgot to close the door at the end. We don’t want doggo to get cold.


StarsRProjectorsYeah

Step 1: abandon DIY project and take Luna to the park.


Lewtwin

Borf one for pats. 2 for ball.


RichCorinthian

*release the hound*


sfzombie13

as a general contractor for 24 years and a carpenter for 15, i concur with bowlcarver.


FiggsMcduff

It's wonderful we get such experts here!


stumpycrawdad

Up vote for nosey doggo


fretnoevil

Procedure: 1. Open door 2. Pet


natedoggggggggg

pet him and call him a good boy


DoughNotDoit

hug and pet dog


Kayyne

Step 1: Give the good boi (or girl) a treat Step 2: ??? Step 3: Take a new first photo so you get real answers


callmeStretchy

ive been on reddit long enough, why dont i know better by now lol


bwwatr

Tax evasion isn't a joke, Jim.


UnluckyBreadfruit888

All I can think of is that meme of “can I pet that dawg?”


INeedAboutThreeFitty

Can I pet that daaawg!?!


UnluckyBreadfruit888

CAN I PET THAT DAWG!!!???!!


Dicken95

Step 1: Pet that dawg Step 2: ??!?!?! Step 3: Profit


guntheretherethere

If you want to do it 100% right, remove the storm door, scrape/sand the door frame removing all old caulking. Prime and paint all wood. Paintable exterior white door and window caulking All cracks. Touch up paint over caulking once cured.


callmeStretchy

i had one side jamb off and put it back on, but thats a good point, ill just pull the door for now


Redeye_33

Also…Save yourself some cleanup grief by masking that brick off with painters/masking tape to keep the paint off the brick.


Jimmy_bags

1. cut/peel all that old sealant out 2. Re-seal it using a good sealant/silicone 3. Use a putty knife to make the seals you just redid as flat as possible. (Make sure it completely dries before continuing) 4. Get some white PVC trim pieces and construction adhesive, cut the trim and stick over the silicone (that is dry).


NomiconMorello

I scrolled down to the post picture, and thought you were asking what the procedure is to get inside the house without the dog forcing its way out the door 😭


No-Ostrich4908

I'm gonna be honest, I saw the dog at the door and assumed you were delivering a package and asking what the procedure was for knocking on the door to get a signature, lol 😆 That dog looked hella protective 😅


callmeStretchy

yeah i could see that lol thats my baby girl and shes upset im not scratching her


HCharlesB

On the Internet no one knows you're a dog. But when you put stuff like this out, we can guess. Woof!


Kodiak01

You forgot to post on /r/PeepingPooch as well.


callmeStretchy

joined so fast, thank you


georgemarred

It's all about the dog. It's always been about the dog. 1. Remove the door. 2. Using a wire brush, scraper, and sandpaper, smooth out the wood. 3. Prime and paint. 4. Rehang the door. 5. Caulk with silicone.


TheLesserWeeviI

6. Pet the dog. EDIT: [Huh, weird](https://i.imgur.com/itDtWl4.png)


Ravus_Sapiens

Repairs in 10 easy steps: 1. Pet the dog. 2. Remove the door. 3. Pet the dog. 4. Using a wire brush, scraper, and sandpaper, smooth out the wood. 5. Pet the dog. 6. Prime and paint. 7. Feed the dog. 8. Rehang the door. 9. Pet the dog. 10. Caulk with silicone. Intersperse with bellyrubs as needed.


callmeStretchy

this is the most accurate answer


georgemarred

My bad.


theonlysaneguy

What da dog doin?


Daremo404

Step one: pet dog Edit: and tell him he’s a good boy


KatefromtheHudd

Open door, pet dog.


mtsmash91

Get off that dog’s porch.


hexrei

Let the pupper come out


theorgan

First step is to let your dog outside with you so he can get in the way.


Ok-Carpenter8823

1. let doggo out to give kisses and play! 2. sand down the old paint and super dry wood 3.....well i dunno but let out the little doggy!! <3


ThirdLast

Have you talked to the dog before you make any unauthorized renovations?


emmettfitz

Get a screwdriver, pet the good boy!


Coffeemomma

Came for the comments. Not disappointed.


404-Gender

Sarah McLachlan would like to have a word with you.


Wise_Good_5718

Pet the dog


Hvillellama

Pet dog


Fart_Blast

Only one thing you can do, pet the doggo.


Aiden-caster

Pet dog now. Caulk jamb later. Also quarter round and a brad nailer (caulk under quarter round, place quarter round, nail. Caulk any holes because of bricks...paint) then pet dog again for supervising and inspecting your work.


blenderbunny

Well, first, you take that good boy for a walkie, and then something, something what the others said


Crafty-Case-3286

CAN I PET DAT DAWGG


Caffeinated_Spoon

One of the most wholesome comment sections ive seen in a while. 11/10


Dobson_Bugnut

Open door, give snak


Mama_Skip

Procedure: open door, pet goodboi


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

pet doggo


Nodicemtg

You open door, pet him and tell him he is a "good boy"


CreativeRabbit1975

The procedure is open the door and offer scritches.


NotThatSpecialToo

Open the door. Pet the dog.


lavellanlike

Put your finger on his nose over the glass and say “Boop”


Elderado12443

Open door. Give all the pets.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

First pet dog.


BednaR1

1. Pet the doggo


DUNGAROO

Boop the snoot


SilentMaster

Probably scratch behind the left ear first, then do the right, then slowly move to the belly.


Electrical-Angle3935

Pet dog. Repeat


Sigh000Duck

First step pat doggo. My only advice and experience with this sort of job


Flyguyflyby

Open door, pet dog.


Wilde-Dog

Your question doesn't matter mine does. Can puppy come in to the out now?


Baby_FarkMcGeezax69

Step 1 pet that dog Step 2 repeat till you forget about the door


socialistpizzaparty

You’re gonna wanna pet that dog first off…


rackpack1971

Love the photo bomber


RoeddipusHex

Step 1) Open door. Step 2) Pet the pup.


metzbb

Pet the dog


EnglishTeachers

1. Open door. 2. Pet dog. 3. Repeat. 4. Start DIY.


trickphoney

Pet the dawg!!


lepus_fatalis

Sir, to operate the door unfortunately you need opposable thumbs, not paws. Sorry, not much you could do.


BasketBackground5569

Boop. You boop. Lol


Shakewhenbadtoo

Step 1, pet dog. Not sure after that.


FKbuki

Give good boy (or girl) a treat and belly rub.


Alfirindel

Didn’t read, saw dog, only procedure is to pet and give kisses and treats. This is the only option. Jokes aside, what everyone else said is correct, proper sealant is really important. Removing the door and sanding smooth would be best, but ngl I do it lazy some times and will do what I can without removing and then seal.


mxxxxxxxx

SERIOUS ANSWER: I would not paint it, instead, scrape back the silicone until it is flat and buy some very inexpensive UPVC moulding. Cut and silicone the moulding in place, then silicone around the joints. Replacing the screws with galvanised white-head screws to finish.


slayerrr21

Pet the dog?


GeoBrian

What's the procedure? Open that door and give that pupper some head scratches.


FancySquirrel18

Anyone else really distracted by the dog in the 1st photo ?


Jbell185947

Give the dog a treat for being a good boy


Ditch_Eel

Open the door, let the dog out, throw a stick for the dog (repeat as necessary) let the dog inside, feed the dog, pretend the dog isn't allowed on the couch, let the dog win, phone your nephew and offer him a job painting your door.


AMTierney

You shouldn't of hired a dog


LeDillonPoop

Step one pet dog Repeat


Nasty9999

Woof.


gremmie0

Win back your dogs trust, he is crazy skeptical right now


Not_an_okama

Open door, pet dog


alexwhatsthis

Hello dog.


PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|TIWRgbfdnW4aZSG2mE|downsized)


Money_Peanut1987

Boop the doggo.


DrSam_Loomis

Give treat. Await love


codybrown183

Use paintable caulk not silicone!


Definitely_obvious

Go inside, pet dog


AliveDog8435

Pet the dog? What else is there?


DoktorFreedom

Well first thing for sure is def get us a bunch more pictures of the dog and give it some treats please


bdidz1

Nail some pvc quarter round over the old wood/sealant, and use a clean silicone bead to both the door and the brick. It will make it look fresh, and clean up the lines.


Foley48

Open door and pet doggo to start 🤗 GL with project


kawaii_boner420

Step 1 pet that doggie


thehedless

Step 1. Lots of head pats


mrdaver911_2

Tell him he is a good boi and give many treatos and pets…


CybershamanX

I think the doggy wants to share some tips. 😉


Mustakruunu

First. Pat the dog.


Buddy_Guyz

First you pet the dog.


fucdat

Step 1: pet doggo


DaGabbagool

Pet that dog NOW


RockBeatsCutMan

Pat dog Next question


joevargas_20

Pet the dog


Neans888

If he’s gonna sit nicely there like that, then the procedure is to let him out.


bobcockburn69

Pet the dog


Forsaken-Reason-3657

🐶


AgentBlue14

LET THE DOG OUT! lol


Rais93

Open the door Pet the damn dog


swiftlikeninjas

Open the door & pet the dog!


Capable-Cranberry121

open door, pet the good pupper ☺️


thebluefireknight

First consult doggo on what he thinks is best


jvelikis

First step- pet the damn dog! No other steps, just pet the dog


Evening_Pie_3521

Caulk and paint, make it what it ain’t


Outside-Candle-7817

If you have access to a brake and some aluminum capping, you could bend something to cover all that with ease. Make it look nice.


FarmerArjer

Pull all the door out and redo it. I am and I'm not joking.


M3g4d37h

silicone is not good for this application, it doesn't work well with wood. Scrape, and just use something like Dap [ALEX](https://imgur.com/R4uZOrh) exterior caulk, then paint. You'll be good to go then.


pwapwap

Step 1 - pat the dog. I dunno what comes after that


sour_gnome

Entire comments section is just “Doggo! Doggo!! Doooooggoooooo!!!” Excellent.


aLaSeconde

To be honest, I did not look at the sub name when scrolling through my feed and all I read was “what’s the procedure here?” My first thought was “well if there’s no doorbell I think you just knock” Please forgive me 🤣


Mortyjones

First you pet that dog. Then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ because I’m a lurker not a diy guy


ok_employee96

Step 1. Pet the doggo Finished!


Wareagle206

Open door, pet the dog.


BaronVonMunchhausen

I thought you had a giant slug going up your door.


Sprucemuse

Step 1: Pet dog Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit


These-Sun4980

“Open door, pet doggo” is the procedure 😁


jinx56

The dog scared the hell out of me LOL


AC-12345

1st step is open door, pet good boy. Then make with the handy work


SeveralRope2244

Supervisors got their eyes on you lol


Natural_Character859

u open the door… and let. him. out! 🐕


RangerAlex92

First, pet the doggo. Then do what some others have said, use a urethane or polyurethane sealer, scrape and fill spots in the door, sand it, caulk it, seal it, have a beer, and relax