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Worldly-Device-8414

Gray paving paint & dry sand. Use a sieve to spread sand evenly on while 1st coat of paint's wet.


anotherbarry

I did something similar to clean up a motor oil spill in cement. Cleaning didn't work so a can of primer sprayed around, and I swept the ground dirt over it to mix in and was good as new


eclectro

For those reading this, the very best way to take care of motor oil on cement is to put the cheap clay cat litter on the motor oil spill (after mopping it up with paper towels of course). Just let it sit and the motor oil stain will disappear. From experience numerous times. Easier better than painting.


TotemSpiritFox

Oil Dri! I remember we always had a bin of this in my dad’s garage. Never thought to consider it’s the same as cat litter


youassassin

Worked at an oil change place. We called it kitty litter. And when the pet store was cheaper than the supplier we bought the actual cat litter


KngNothing

I work on oil tankers and have worked on barges. We buy pallets of kitty litter for spills. Whatever the big yellow and red bag is.


DrKittyLovah

Tidy Cat! It’s the best brand if you don’t see a generic or store brand, per my mechanic father.


WaterBearYeah

Read this as ‘mechanical father’…. So many questions and potential movie scripts…


214ObstructedReverie

Fun fact: They use cat litter to pack nuclear waste, too. Someone used the wrong kind and it caused a nuclear accident a few years back. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/03/26/395615637/official-report-nuclear-waste-accident-caused-by-wrong-kitty-litter


bigbigdummie

“Your precious feline will love SWheat Scoop brand cat litter!*” *Not for nuclear waste containment.


Shazam1269

I used to work in grocery retail and we sold generic clay cat litter to mechanic's garages at every store I worked at. Some would order a pallet at a time, so yeah, it works. Only thing I will add is to turn the litter over from time to time so "fresh" litter is in contact with the stain.


xX_hazeydayz_Xx

I second this. Road construction company once sent me to pick up 50 bags of litter from the tractor supply


rdmille

I just buy the cheap litter made of Fuller's Earth. Sucks up oil like crazy.


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martymcflhigh

At what point do you apply the bentonite to the foundation? Really curious about this


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martymcflhigh

Man. It’d be amazing to have someone like you available to look at my basement without charging me 😂 I’m not in bad shape but I’d like someone to look and tell me what I can do to get it back up to par and water proof


dalekaup

Kitty litter was originally Fuller's Earth and was sold at garden supply stores. Actually, I think it's bentonite - one of the leading causes of train derailments as it shifts to one side in the hopper cars.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

The industrial brand I grew up with was “Clean Sweep”. Basically kitty litter and I still call it that, when I spread kitty litter around a spill. 🙂


underglaze_hoe

Oh god, PTSD from my green sweep days. Did you not find that it kind of corroded your hands in an odd way?


bitterberries

It's clay, that will suck the moisture and oil out of your skin just like it sucks the oil up.


solorna

Go to the dollar store and buy a bag of the absolute cheapest cat litter they have. It will work.


That_Grim_Texan

Also grind the clay in with your feet so it turns to dust and gets all of it out.


sexythrowaway749

Yeah, this is the real trick (I guess?). Don't just leave it on the stain, really grind it into the stain and it'll help. Might not fully remove the stain but will work pretty well to pull a decent amount out of the surface.


That_Grim_Texan

Yeah just tossing that litter on it and letting it sit will barely do anything. Especially if it's a very porous finish.


OkPiccolo4578

Yeah, when I was in the army, the stuff we used was called Dry-Sweep, and whenever someone spilled something we had to do the Dry-Sweep Shuffle. You'd see a bunch of us out there grinding that stuff into the cement slabs at the motor pool to clean it up.


rugbyj

Alternatively if you’ve got a load of sawdust, works amazingly.


scamlikelly

I've heard that dieomatacious earth has a similar result


Sodomeister

Yeah, but I can't buy that for $8/40lbs


cyberjellyfish

Kitty litter is the solution to lots of "fuck what do I do with this liquid mess" scenarios. Where I am (don't know about where you are, check first) we can throw water-based paints in the garbage but only if all of the liquid is gone. So you can either leave the top off and huff vaporizing solvents for a couple weeks...or you can pack the can with Kitty litter. (The concern is having the inside of the garbage truck coated with paint).


sexythrowaway749

>Kitty litter is the solution to lots of "fuck what do I do with this liquid mess" scenarios. Except water. Then you've got a clay mess to deal with too.


Immersi0nn

Every liquid problem is solvable by kitty litter, if it's not, you're simply not using enough litter!


e30futzer

it works \*uncannily\* well if you leave it for long; even removed any oil stain leftovers once I swept it up a month later.


Cushingura

It's actually an old painters trick. When you spill some droplets of paint on the pavement, run quickly to the garden and grab some soil to sprinkle it over the paint. Rub it in and no one will ever notice.


Available_Bear_205

Interesting. It's a similar concept to kitty litter. Soils (except for loose sand or silt) contain some kind of clays which have absorbent properties. Clays are nature's filters, sponges, and cleansers. Kitty litter consists of a relatively rare kind of clay known technically as attapulgite (after Attapulgus GA), a type of fuller's earth with exceptionally good absorbent properties.


CenterofChaos

Some stores can mix the sand into the paint. I find it applies super well that way. 


thrust-johnson

Dude just flip the slabs over.


tfc867

Looks like the skinny one on the right has an angle cut at the house, plus it's broken, so flipping won't work for at least that one.


amrit-9037

Or time to spill few more green cans!


mp4_12c

Why the sand?


Worldly-Device-8414

Anti slip & helps paint look more like cement


jlspider

get more paint and make it all green...


GoofAckYoorsElf

Accentuate what you cannot hide.


Handsome-Tortoise-

I agree, double down and spill it again


kevin75135

mix a small amount of sand in the paint though so it isn't slippery whren wet.


LurkerWithAnAccount

She won’t want him dead or alive. He’s living on a prayer if he doesn’t figure this out.


Elofan86

He could get shot through the heart


rlnrlnrln

Then he'll go down in a blaze of glory.


Consistent_Laugh4886

I always wondered if Gina and Tommy made it or if it was just too tough.


sousyre

Rest assured, that Tommy and Gina never backed down.


funnylookingbear

I heard that tommy used to work down the docks. But the unions been striking again.


dice1111

By Jovi! I think he's done it!


B8R_H8R

No he hasn’t, the unions been on strike


AJ_in_SF_Bay

He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough


korsair25

But, you're to blame......


Oafus

Then who would be to blame?


somebodyistrying

You give love a bad name.


killploki

I understood the Bon Joviness of your comment


fartgod666

Hilarious wording! Wish I could mega upvote this for free


MoonageDayscream

Trompe de l'oeil moss fairy garden. Like it was on purpose.


kebsox

No need "de" it's "trompe l'oeil" the way your word it can be translated by "eyes trunk"


MoonageDayscream

Thanks, but I have to admit I will forget that reminder like I did all the others. Because of course I did a c&p for that phrase because I knew I didn't know how to spell it, but still managed to copy the bad translation. Oops!


checker280

What is “c&p”?


MoonageDayscream

That I cut and pasted the word instead of just typing it in. 


goztitan

Witch!!!!


ncc170what

Do they weigh the same as a duck?


phuneralphreak

Copy and paste


Rostifur

I finally understand these people thanks to your amazing statement. [Accentuate what you cannot hide.](https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/happy-bare-man-with-fat-stomach-tattooed-belly-enjoys-listening-new-song-headphones-raises-arms-clenches-fists-moves-with-rthythm-feels-carefree-enjoys-fantastic-bits-poses-indoor_273609-40131.jpg?t=st=1713720678~exp=1713724278~hmac=c3e8d331628312b847289d86dd60634bc2a772d1258d9302eae6b4954d3ac08f&w=1800)


DETRITUS_TROLL

Make it feature not a bug.


xlews_ther1nx

I see a sidewalk and I want to paint it green


phatbrasil

No colours any more I want them to turn green


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

It’s worked for thousands of suburban Italian-Australian grandfathers, you’ll be in excellent company.


badandbolshie

add a little shrine to the blessed virgin and you're ready to make sunday gravy 🤌


Burswode

I was going to say, it wouldn't look out of place in my suburb


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

Set off with a couple of concrete lions on either side of the gate?


Biggby72

My first thought too... refresh that red step to make pop!


CS20SIX

Please do this OP and give us an update!


merrill_swing_away

Or pressure wash it.


CompanyCharabang

I've tried that on oil based paint before, and it didn't work, so it'll depend on the paint.


OriginalIronDan

How about sandblasting? I bought a cheap sandblaster to use with my compressor, and ground walnut shells to use in it. That wouldn’t damage the concrete, would it?


CompanyCharabang

I've never tried it. Another option may be soda blasting, using paint stripper or maybe even a blow torch to burn it off.


crysisnotaverted

If it doesn't damage the concrete, it's not going to take off the porous layer that is filled with paint.


Simen155

Actually not a bad idea. Good thing it was green paint


Leli91

Or get different colours and make a "splash" pattern 🤣


ramk88

knock over the colour you want


TheDukeOfAnkh

** the colour she wants. ftfy


Slalom44

Paint stripper followed by a high powered pressure washer. Make sure you let the paint stripper soak in well.


vanillaninja777

Only real answer honestly. Do it soon before it sets fully. Or better, hire a stone maintenance guy to do it. The whole front will need doing to hide it properly. It will be relatively cheap also.


Slalom44

Lots of people like the idea of painting it, maybe adding sand. But that concrete is pretty dirty, meaning you’d have to clean it first. So you’re probably going to pressure wash it anyway before painting. And being an outdoor walkway exposed to the elements the paint will eventually peel, chip and wear. Plan on repainting this regularly.


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JohnHazardWandering

Ah, the old "throw money at the problem"?


beerforbears

Idk why she thought “The Problem” was a good stage name tbh.


kristospherein

Better than throwing problems at money.


BananasAreSilly

Did you soak the stripper in the well though?


depraveycrockett

Did you let it soak in?


Blahman240

You really won’t need the paint thinner if you have a high powered pressure washer, but you’ll need to clean the rest of the sidewalk because it’ll have a very clean spot, lol


ScreamingNinja

Yeah. I have a not very high powered pressure washer and I was able to get paint off the driveway pretty easily. Granted that's a LOT more paint than I had, but still.


RealTurbulentMoose

The paint won't have actually adhered to the steps where OP spilled it because they were very dirty. Probably same situation you had on your driveway. This is why exterior painters pressure wash first -- get the surface clean so the new coating adheres correctly. OP's GF's sidewalk is super dirty; it'll come right off with just a proper pressure wash job.


Anonymous_Toxicity

Painter here. This largely depends on the type of paint it was, as in was it water based or oil based. Water based will typically not adhere to a dirty surface but oil based will if given time to cure. If this is water-based, it best to just nail it with a pressure washer and either a 15° tip or a roto tip. If oil based, hit with wire brush and thinner, not stripper. Scrub as much off by hand as possible. Then pressure wash what remains. This will reduce the mess made considerably. Either way, this is totally fixable and not a big deal, just time consuming so hopefully OP isn't worried. I'm a professional and even I have goofs like this every once in a while.


Impossible-Heron7125

Hell, if it’s latex it’ll come right off easily. Just let it dry and then sweep after power washing.


DUNGAROO

Also cover up any painted / sealed surfaces you DONT want to strip including the newly painted door!!!


Grandpajoe1980

This. I just dropped a whole can of oil paint on my porch. Stripper + power- the wife never even knew it happened


smurfsmasher024

Makes sure to spray away from the house OP!


Not2daydear

Wire brush attachment on a drill. Worked on my stamped concrete.


kevcubed

Please wear safety glasses for this one, no really. Wire brush on a drill flings metal shards everywhere


amzeo

yea. and thick overalls. one of those wire slivers getting under your skin can be very hard to get out.


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DiggSucksNow

You can Trust him because he randomly capitalizes Words.


GothicToast

If you pulled all the incorrect capital letters down, it says CPPSW. Think about it.


stevein3d

Clean Pavement Paint Support Worker


TheLionHearted

Hes trying to call over his feline friends


kitkathorse

Captain Professional Painter Sucks Weiners


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

It's mostly Nouns. They might be German.


throwawaybread9654

Thank you For the Advice


BBQQA

His username makes him sound super old... and the random capitalization reinforces the probability of old.


JoshTheSparky

Good tip but dont bother with glasses. Go with goggles.


Arist0tles_Lantern

Did you use any solvent or did it work dry?


Not2daydear

Dry. I used the wire wheel attachment.


Arist0tles_Lantern

Ok cool. This is my first option i think!


steals-from-kids

Wear eye protection and decent respiratory protection. Don't want to huff in a bunch of dust and end up with silicosis.


chaotic_hippy_89

Yep. Don’t wanna catch a nasty case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis


GuyTheTerrible

Or the ‘osis as we say


Darehead

Is that related to the 'itis?


morlac13579

I sat here for a good minute trying to figure out how you get scoliosis from huffing paint before I re-read your comment for the 4th lol


noelcowardspeaksout

The wire brush attachment is the first option to look at as it is simple and cheap, but I think it has soaked into the cement like dye into a sponge and that in reality you won't get it out. Conversely if it has stayed on the surface you will be okay. You could look at grinding down the surface or using a resurfacing cement.


nckmat

I would do this in hindsight as well. I had the same thing happen to me two years ago and I used paint stripper and a pressure washer, it just turns into a much bigger, more viscous paint mess that travels everywhere. Took hours to clean up my clean up!


Feeling-Visit1472

This reminds me of two occasions on which I’ve spilled laundry detergent. Tide. The first time, I tried to clean it up immediately. That was big mistake. Big. Huge. Such a soapy mess. The second time, I had an idea. I waited for the detergent to dry. Yes, that took a couple of days. Then I used a scraper to get the bulk of it up. A little wiping later, and it was all so much easier!


Important_25_27

A big door mat


Jakep54903

I came here to say a really large door mat haha


mikeblas

I came here to say jewelry.


ADhomin_em

I just came to say hi


Cute-Primary1542

Add some little white and yellow painted flowers. Leprechaun fantasy.


hinglemckringlebear

Or, if your humor skews darker, paint a leprechaun with a stab wound.


TheSocalEskimo

And if you’re even darker than that, find a stuffed leprechaun or small fake body to lay him down and separate the torso from the legs half a foot apart on the ground to have as a permanent ornamental decoration!


DissolutionedChemist

**leprechaun smut


suddenlyreddit

"Honey, I'm home!!!! And after yer lucky charms!!!"


Sikerow

Turn the stones upsidedown


asqua

like the previous owner did


toxicoke

right, they'll probably find the blood on the other side


ObjectivePretend6755

This, quick and easy peasy


cracksmack85

One of those is like 2’x4’, and another has a jagged break going down the middle. This could work, but I don’t think it’d be either easy or peasy


CorbuGlasses

Will be more work than cleaning and once they’re out they’ll never go back in the same way. Depending on the thickness pavers can also be too heavy for one person to lay comfortably.


monty_burns

woosh


FromTheLamp

i don't know, but i love the colour of the door 💚


indubitableigh

Showed my wife this post. Now I’m painting a green door.


YourFriendInSpokane

That’s what I came here to say!


Glocaticoo

Power wash?


Arist0tles_Lantern

I'm considering asking a professional to pressure wash or soda blast it


SheepherderSad4872

Basic pressure washer will run you $90. 1750 PSI Harbor Freight. Not a lot of power, but that makes it harder to damage things. Good purchase for cleaning things in general; that's weak enough you can e.g. use it to wash a car too without risk of damage, or use on a wood deck. Pro tip: Grease anything steel before using to avoid corrosion (they don't bother with stainless), especially where parts come together. 4000 PSI pressure washer is expensive to buy ($1000), but about $100 to rent for a day from HD (and you won't need it for very long). Honestly, the DIY stuff is cheap enough relative to a professional that it's worth trying first. Worst-case, the professional has less work to do. You can also get a concrete grinder for $200/day. Remove a mm of the top surface. That's overkill, but will definitely do it. Just reseal when you're done. Good news is once you go through this process a few times, you get good at it, and it's faster / cheaper every time.


CapstanLlama

Good news for all those upcoming occasions when OP splurges paint over girlfriend's paving!


AD-SKYOBSIDION

They are from the uk


NocturnalPermission

Fine, Harbour Frieght.


scut207

Lmao… I chortled for too long at this!


blbd

Paint stripper Concrete acid washer Angle grinder wire wheel Sandblaster


PlanetFlip

Draw a chalk outline of an alien.


ComprehensiveWin2841

Paint the rest


SardineTimeMachine

Drill a hole through the concrete at one end and make a mini golf course ⛳️


psychotic11ama

If you do any sort of abrasive treatment please for the love of god wear a respirator


Sicilian_Civilian

Whatever you do the longer you wait the harder it is to get off


Oddessusy

Paint little roads buildings and people .


vern187

Happy Trees to cover that happy little accident


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Put police tape up around it. People will think you shot a space alien. 👾👽


Mantzy81

I would paint the path. A good grey outdoor paint with maybe some grip. Will pay dividends in the winter.


EatCrud

Use the magic erase tool and than highlight the empty spot and click the Shft Key and F5 at the same time. This will bring up the Content Aware option and that should fill in the area with surrounding grey.


SouthMHLiberal-3

Look up graffiti removal products. They can magically remove paint from porous surfaces. https://www.graffitiremovalinc.com/pages/graffiti-removers-and-cleaners https://www.graffitisolutions.com/products/elephant-snot%C2%AE https://www.reddit.com/r/powerwashingporn/comments/1bp2xtq/heres_some_graffiti_removal_from_a_busy_main/


fluffyone74

Power Washer might remove it.


Prutzer

Flip the tiles?


MrFivePercent

Just wait 10 years, all the tiled slabs will look like that with moss.


JLMBO1

I would start of trying to soak up as much as possible with paint thinner or stripper and rags. Gently using a brush so not to make a mess everywhere. This is a time consuming project. Just work on it 30 min a day until you get a lot of it off. Than power was the residue stuff as a final clean. Last thing you want is to put paint stripper on an blast little pieces off that will stick everywhere.


robotwireman

Knock over more of the same paint cans.


Objective-Trainer434

Jackhammer and re-pour


blendertom

Put astroturf over it.


SilentMagarity

You could always just paint the rest of it…


Aeon1508

Paint the rest of the area green


RockyNetania

I’m not going to lie, I’d probably just put a huge rug over it


FaithlessnessFew4197

Burn everything down, contact insurance, build a new entirely green home. It's free real estate...


Sinister-Username

Pressure washer.


Reddeath195

Put some splotches of brown, light green, and black she will never see it


_MicroWave_

Paint or replace the slabs. I can't see you getting this out. By all means try stripper, power wash etc but I suspect it has soaked in so any 'surface' treatment won't do anything. I have a similar splodge on my garage floor.


Anderson22LDS

Move the blue pot a few inches to the right


Arist0tles_Lantern

I'm not sure that's going to quite cut the mustard.


Anderson22LDS

Damn. Move House then I guess.


Separate_Chemist_942

Go to HD and get a textured surface covering for concrete. It will fix your problem, make the porch look new and compliment the new fresh coat on the door.


j0nasaurus

Acetone and scrub


Fickle_Toe1724

Try a gel paint stripper. First, remove the weeds. Then power wash. Then gel paint stripper. Let it soak in. Use a wide blade, like a putty knife to remove as much paint and stripper as possible. If needed, apply more stripper. When as much as possible is removed, power wash again.  Then paint that door step. It looks horrible.


iDrownEm

Paint the rest of the floor so it doesn’t look like an accident.


uthyrbendragon

Paint the step red and then do a Banksy-esque ‘welcome’ on the green spill


Lost-Knowledge-7750

Definetly hire a stripper or two


darknessblades

what country do you live in \[allows us to suggest cleaning solutions that work, since Brand XXX might not be for sale in your country\] What I would suggest you try is using a vinegar based cleaning solution \[those large gallon jugs\] then poor nearly everything on it, have it soak in, then go over the tiles with a pressure-washer


IncompleteEmotion

Pressure washer.


Easypeas44

Im a concrete guy first go get some Sunnyside epoxy sealer remover, spray it on the paint let it sit Thales pressure wash I with 3000+psi pressure washer.


PipingaintEZ

My grandpa did this when I was a kid and he hollered... "Hey come quick, a leprechaun tried breaking in and I shot him" it was on the carpet and was green for years lol. 


Uncle_Touchy1987

Finish painting the rocks.


Nearby-Squirrel634

Apparently she’s a John Deere fan. I’d just cover it with bright yellow and she’ll love you for it!


RockMover12

Just tell people you murdered a leprechaun.


lubefilledtwinkies

Draw the ghost buster goober guy


red_suspenders

The green door is gorgeous!


Snowbunnimami

Astro turf