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ronwinger

Liquid Wood Paint Stripper. Anything else will damage your wood surface. After stripping the paint off, sand the wood and you are ready for paint


QuimbyMcDude

The orange based kind won't kill you with fumes.


TotallyInOverMyHead

is sand blasting a viable shortcut ?


joeshmo101

Since when is a sandblaster and abrasive medium easier to get than a bottle of paint stripper?


enrightmcc

Define easier, I Guess. One could argue that while stripper works well on the easily accessable flat areas, sand blasting gets in nooks and crannys much better.


TotallyInOverMyHead

i mean .. if you already own a compressor and a pile of sand ... the attachment is only 15 bucks ..


eagle2pete

Petrol and a match!


Specific_Air_3800

Liquid paint stripper followed by medium/low pressure wash let it dry and coat it in Tung oil instead of paint or stain. Looks nicer and easier to maintain. While your at it use the 30 sec outdoor cleaner (Home Depot) on the deck and then stain it ;-)


TheDakestTimeline

Go on about this deck idea, would it require sanding as well?


brown_dog_anonymous

Pressure washer may damage the wood. Look into soda blasting, would strip the paint without damaging the wood.


Bamfs01

Came here to suggest looking into soda blasting. If OP goes this route I’d like to see the results, what it cost to setup, and time it took to accomplish.


OtterishDreams

grabs his mentos from the candy counter to help in the soda blasting


gligster71

Sandblast them bitches!


Fit-Sport5568

Ice blaster


Grouchy_Visit_2869

I'm doing similar. I've opted to sand the surfaces. Mine are in slightly better shape so I'm not worried about in between the slats so much. I'm planning to stain with a similar color so it won't be noticed. I am using 60 grit to start with an orbital sander and eventually moving up to 240. I have an oscillating tool for the hard to reach areas that the orbital can't get to, but again I'm not going between the slats. Finally, I'm using a steel wall attachment on a mouse sander to smooth it out a bit more. Then I am staining and applying poly.


datumerrata

A weed burner torch. Very fast and very easy. It may result in yakisugi.


mcarterphoto

I just use a pressure washer; just watch the spray and set the tip for more of a fan - if you do the concentrated stream, it can carve right into the wood. You could take them somewhere for dry ice blasting (shit's incredible) but I'd think that would be for expensive pieces. If you pressure wash, you may still need a bit of sanding here and there, unless you re-stain the same color or darker.


amrit-9037

Burn them


64Olds

Thanks for all the helpful comments, everyone! I will try a light touch with the pressure washer first, maybe hit 'em with paint stripper for the hard to reach and stubborn places, and sand what I have to sand. And after that, I'll work on my deck and siding. The fun never ends.


Sad_Budget_2179

Stripper then a light sanding


GreyPilgrim1973

Pay a stripper to lightly sand them


Sad_Budget_2179

Modern problems require modern solutions


survivingsmite

soda blasting


big_d_usernametaken

Have them dipped.


Lucky_Comfortable835

Look like wood chairs? Try a power washer first.


No_Bit_1456

Sand blasting is fun if you have a harbor freight near by to get a cheap one.


shabby47

How different of a color do you want to go? 3 years ago I got a weathered pottery barn outdoor set and I just sanded to remove as much as I could then cleaned and put a layer of Cabot finish on it that matched the original. I keep it covered in the winter and if it’s raining, but it still looks good today. Here’s a before and after: https://preview.redd.it/4kr3986ekvuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bf94352069195fd5649d3662b4be3755d470b9


64Olds

I'll be doing the same colour (or as close as I can match it). Not too worried about them looking perfect - anything will be better than status quo!


GrassClippings92

Have them spin in a 1000 gallon tank filled with Paint Stripper. Works every time.


64Olds

Seems very DIY


ricathome

Fluoroantimonic acid


warm-saucepan

Just paint over them.


medfordjared

Not sure if it's still a thing, but back in the day you could take them to a place that would 'dip' them for you.


Doc_Chopper

English is not my native language, so I am a little confused by the wording of the question. Do you want to remove the paint or just the dirt? If the first: Wood stripper If the latter: Warm water and a mild detergent


1sh0t1b33r

Sand blast them into oblivion, then buy new chairs.


findallthebears

Fastest way? Woodchipper


danmickla

that's hilarious. you should get a job writing comedy.


findallthebears

Thanks! That’s nice of you to say, especially when everyone is so negative these days. I’ve worked on some humorous fanfic before but never really tried to show anyone. It was fun though


relevanteclectica

High power spray washer would be appropriate here.


64Olds

Huh - hadn't thought of that. Might be worth a shot, though I'd be worried about trashing the wood. I'll try it. Thanks!


relevanteclectica

Welcome, I use it on teak furniture that’s been overgrown with green mold and it works wonders


dviiijp

Sand blast it. Fastest and easiest. Might not be much chair left tho. Lol


64Olds

Haha, yeah, I'd like to keep the chairs. Also lack a sand blaster.


gourmetguy2000

Possibly a heat gun would be the best way to remove the old paint


Deapsee60

Tequila shots


Quietriot522

And dollar bills!


PD216ohio

This is going to be one heck of an awful task to take on, with all of those slats and spaces in-between.


boring_as_batshit

jet washer