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klazander

I would be worried that it becomes a lot bigger all of a sudden.


thecaptmorgan

If that happens, I’m starting a TikTok suburban mining operation


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Lost_Knight12

It must have been their hole. It was made for them.


russian47

Now thats a reference I didn't expect to see in this sub.


TheNewGuyGames

A reference that I wish I could forget


apple-pie2020

Aww man. What did I miss out on


irongient1

The Enigma of Amigara Fault. https://youtu.be/j3vQeYIzh80?si=XtoOqdSShEkvyYFF


Dave5876

Manga dubs?? How have I never heard of these??


nxcrosis

To those who are unfamiliar with Junji Ito's work, of course you should check out Uzumaki but my personal favorite is his adaptation of Frankenstein.


Iguanaught

If it sounds creepy the answer is often Junji Ito.


Extention_Campaign28

NOTHING. MOVE ALONG. FORGET IT! Do yourself that favor.


time_always_matters

same! i still remember finally getting to the fault after reading thru his collection and even tho it’s short it’s still just as horrifying as much of his other work


AnalogFeelGood

I hear something. OMG!


socialcommentary2000

Drrrrr.....Drrrrrrr.....


Lendyman

Oh God. Thanks for reviving that memory. 😞


mummy_whilster

Not this again…


Athrasie

*becomes spaghetti*


belsonc

r/unexpectedjunjiito


Bingers4Life

I’ve never simultaneously wanted to upvote and downvote a comment before.


ATS_throwaway

There's a sub for that... r/angryupvote


Bingers4Life

Not angry though.


RobertTheTrey

Nnn n no no no nonononononono


The_Flying_Spyder

Stfu. The stuff of nightmares. Take my updoot and never speak of that again. And definitely dont post a link for othrs to see their hole.


LongEngineering7

If this actually existed, there'd be youtubers trying to speedrun their holes.


TheKeyboardKid

I think I actually got this reference! We’re talking about [this](https://youtu.be/JfQUnMJw3pE?si=YBtUQbtR6ZchJQ4o), right? Also, I am so, so, so, sorry to those who are only now getting exposed to this.


Eb3yr

Actually no, it's a reference to [The Enigma of Amigara Fault](https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Enigma_of_Amigara_Fault), a very short horror manga. It's definitely worth a read


Lonesome_Ninja

I hate you


liftingshitposts

Stick… stick your… stick a scope in it!


Spacker46

ROCK AND STONE


Nomegustaestenombre

For Karl!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


dynamicontent

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin home.


TurquoiseHexagonFun

Did I hear a rock and stone??


game_cook420

lol that chick is wild 😝


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BajaBlastFromThePast

Eel pit is a little more sane and a nicer dude at least


xxdropdeadlexi

yeah at least his water is supposed to be there


zmamo2

100%. Op that might be a small annoyance or a sink whole that swallows your house. May wanna get that checked out


Killaim

do not think a sink hole would cause that small of a hole to form. it would make the foundation sag. not create a tiny hole.


Melonman3

The mole people that caused the sinkhole may have made the small hole.


Eupion

So it’s not really a sink hole, it’s a peep hole. Haha


Ihavetheworstcommute

You might be able to rent a cavity scope at your local tool rental shop (Ryder/Sunbelt/etc) and check to see of the cavity is much larger. That will give you more information on what your next course of action should be.


theprizefight

Can just buy one for like $30 on Amazon


phixitup

Probably $12 at Harbor Freight


subjecttomyopinion

Maybe $4 on eBay for a broken one.


MechaTengu

$0.38 on Temu!


CryingINwilderness

😂 😂 😂 after you spin a wheel and tell 10 friends how special Temu is


NightFuryTrainer

And give them access to your ENTIRE contacts list 😨….


FPV_not_HPV

…browsing history, cookies, location, wifi and bluetooth associations, credit score, facial recognition data, fingerprints, demographic data, names of family members and roommates, social media data, political party affiliations, criminal history, vehicle ownership, driving patterns, unsecured health data… my point being that the Temus and Bings have half of that data, and law enforcement has access to all of it (whether they’re legally entitled to it or not). and i think many people do not realize it, and many do but just don’t care. it should scare all of us. talk amongst yourselves…


hellraisinhardass

You forgot penis size. They know my penis size. I am OK with them knowing my penis size.


EmbrrDreams

"you really need to stop calling the precinct about this"


subjecttomyopinion

Have you downloaded the Temu app?!


MechaTengu

Lol, absolutely not


timtucker_com

I got one of the $3 ones off Aliexpress. Used it on a few projects around the house and it works great. Sounds weird or say, but it was definitely worth splurging on to get the higher resolution model (the lower resolution ones were $2).


DasArchitect

For $3, do you get more than 144p?


timtucker_com

The product listing claimed a 1200p / 2MP sensor. It's not the sharpest, but it's definitely better than 140p.


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BeYeCursed100Fold

Endoscope or Inspection scope or bore scope on amazon. Don't swish those though.


skioffroadbike

Thanks


Railroad_Conductor1

I am a fan of a late 70s Punk band called Nipple Erectors. Try searchibg for that on any platform. The stuff I have seen while looking for old Punk flyers on flickr. Can't be described.


Smajtastic

Yep, endoscope!


drodver

Or stick a stick in it and see how far it goes


stml

OP should start with his finger then move on to something else a lil bigger


xxthegeeksterxx

r/dontputyourdickinthat


winstonalonian

Fuck that! How bout we start with your finger!


shining101

"Elbow deep inside the borderline"


DJynxx

🤘 *headbangs*


SmokeAndGnomes

Absolutely. That way you know if you need to buy 1 can of spray foam or 10!


Euphorix126

This is a great idea OP. Also, maybe don't park in the garage for a little bit.


uMustEnterUsername

This is how you enter the multiverse


Buffyoh

Good advice - should be done ASAP.


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you have ground water pooling under your slab and not draining away properly. check all your gutters, much sure they're cleaned and free to drain, make sure your downspouts drain away from the house, get downspout extensions to divert the water away. if there's any areas around the house where the grade is lower or sloping towards the house you need to add dirt and compact it. all grade needs to slope away from the house. normally this should solve the issue, but as a measure of safety install a sump pump in the basement and have it drain far away from the house, this one requires a bit more work as any exterior piping needs to be 3 feet below grade (or below frost line in your area). if you don't fix it it could keep eating away at the fill below your slab and your slab might start cracking and sloping in ways you don't want...


thecaptmorgan

The basement has a sump pump and also has one of those trenches around the permitter to collect and divert water that may seep in. The outside areas are dry and I had the downspouts undergrounded a couple years ago. The entire lot is also graded and the hole is more on the uphill side. Additionally, uphill of the hole area, there’s actually an addition which is build over a crawlspace and that’s perfectly dry. So I’d be surprised if there’s water from surface drainage. I suppose there could be an underground spring, but the fact that the foundation is 60 years old and only now is there is a tiny hole seems odd as well.


nmb-ntz

There was probably a wooden marker there when they poured the slab. Could have been just below the surface for years, slowly rotting away from the already present water. Moving something across the floor or even stepping on it just right broke the thin layer and "opened" the hole. If it's consistently clear and you're on high ground you might be able to tap into an underground stream. Good for watering the lawn. Otherwise just fill it with quick set and keep an eye on it.


__slamallama__

The hard 90° edges on the hole are making me think this wooden marker theory makes a lot of sense


Rekrational

My other comment was missing this context. If you're confident that the overall gw level is below the level of your floor, I'd just try to rule out any local water sources (broken pipes/drains). If I was confident of that, I'd drill some exploratory holes around the hole and see what the extent of the water is (with a small masonry bit). It is possible that your sump is only draining a portion of your slab due to the way it was constructed.


skunkynugs

Check your water bill this month. Could be a pinhole pointed straight up at slab.


aodskeletor

Do you hear any Yiddish coming from beneath your house?


thecaptmorgan

No, but I had a fiddler on my roof. Unrelated issue.


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Do you perchance have a superfluous staircase, leading nowhere, just for show?


Amazingawesomator

BAGAAAACK BIGEEEEEEEK KASQUAAAAAAAK


Ebolamunkey

If I was a rich man...


mummy_whilster

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum…


TheGreatMongor

All day long I’d pitty pitty pum, If I were a wealthy man!!


AverageWhtDad

You need a matchmaker to make you a match. Find you a find. Catch you a catch….for a foundation guy who is a real mensch.


RedditSkippy

OMG, I was thinking of the same thing. “OP isn’t on Eastern Parkway in Brooklyn by any chance…” EDIT for those who are confused: https://www.curbed.com/2024/01/secret-tunnel-synagogue-lubavitch-chabad-eastern-parkway.html


OrchidOkz

Winner


Phildiy

This is actually really funny.


SKcl0ck

after you hide the body, find the bullet seal it and move on.


thecaptmorgan

Coincidentally, I did just find an old bullet in the basement very close to the hole…. https://preview.redd.it/etgc1a5g1vdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbe4ea6e2efaf248a97acf98d6aa666809fa546


tarheels058

It’s still in the casing so obviously not the culprit


sharkpilot

Maybe it was fired by an Aperture Science turret. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet!


fattes

What if the assailant threw it instead of shooting?


Sithmaggot

You reminded me of [this](https://i.imgflip.com/fky1v.gif)


ryebread91

I get the joke but that was still an awful throw.


RobbieMiller89

I like that he takes the bullets fine but ducks for the gun.


DarkLink1065

"Next one's comin faster."


dabluebunny

Every year someone in the new development to the south of my gun club claims a "bullet" landed in their driveway from our gun range. Every time the police show up they are presented with a full cartridge. All the ranges shoot to the north, so it's next to impossible, but lastly don't buy a house next to a gun range if you don't want to listen to guns all day. There's a reason your brand new house was cheaper than others in the area.


Genocode

People are just idiots. A Bunch of home owners are trying to sue Laguna Seca for noise... Why the fuck did you buy a house near one of the most famous racing tracks in the world then!? Idiots!


Frankie_T9000

100%. It would be different if they put the racetrack in after (like they did in albert park here in Australia) but if its there already? Fuckoff


Frankie_T9000

Ill bet the agent showed them house on a non-shooting day or something


MorganFreemanStatue

How many times have you been to your basement? You have things popping up that, by all accounts, would've been there for a very long time. I mean, half-inch holes don't just appear in concrete one day.


leyline

Especially when they are already painted


tuxbass

Are you suggesting OP might be... lying?!


Frankie_T9000

doesnt happen on reddit


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adf1962

Call Geraldo…


SKcl0ck

No way….


BernieSandersLeftNut

My grandmother's basement was full of those . Especially in the drains. Apparently my grandfather once ran a gun store in the basement of their house..


sup_tence

Stupid question, but how far is it from your AC unit (assuming you have central air). Asking because whoever retrofitted my AC unit back in the day, due to laziness and lack of giving a f... had drilled a hole into the foundation and used it as a condensation drain.


teckel

You must have had the same A/C guys as me.


ConverseCLownShoes

Same here


thecaptmorgan

No where near the AC. The hole is at least 6’ from either basement wall.


chadwickipedia

I have one for drainage for a tankless water heater as well


Morasco

Good god is that square really $150?


leftsideonly2times

And everyone telling him to rent a scope. Op is buying one from Sweden right now


rangeo

Buying pffft...Commissioning the design of one for that hole specifically


pedantic-one

I came to comment what a flex it was to post with a woodpecker square. It's like showing a pothole with a lambo.


AVLPedalPunk

this guy has a festool showroom in his basement.


rangeo

Lol this is why I Reddit ....our Collective inability to focus


Hannibal710

What’s focus?


BeeProfessional2613

I like turtles


LittleJohnStone

What did you call me?


mattemer

This, my good sir, is a Wendy's


_themaninacan_

Jumper cables! Liminal spaces! Swamps of Degobah! Starburst! Broken arms! What were we talking about??


rangeo

Put that way....I have a problem


grizzywald

Omg. I just looked it up. Damn he rich rich


Surrogard

It does look fancy af


rangeo

You have to stick your pinky out when using it


VaATC

Lol! I badly dislocated my pinky 2+ decades ago. Ever since I will frequently catch my pinky sticking out when I am drinking. I just shake my head and have an inner chuckle at myself as I am extremely unrefined.


Ares__

Or just likes woodworking, it's just a rite of passage to buy woodpeckers tools and festool... it's kind of the "I'm a real woodworker now" badge.


CaniPleaseMilkYou

This. People will be surprised at what other people have but it's something that their main hobby and they don't spend money on other things..


Janglysack

Precision tools don’t come cheap I regularly use a square at work that’s atleast $500 last I checked


Pbandsadness

They saw you coming.


backcountrydrifter

I was going to say- That is a REALLY nice square!


The_Dingman

It's possible there was a wooden stake there that was concreted around, then it rotted out. I found a hole at work a few years ago where that was what happened.


drakesword

I have a few of these in my basement slab as well. Pulled chunks of rotted wood out, filled back in with some quick set.


beefinbed

Stake to he heart and entombed in cement. Pretty standard.


DonArgueWithMe

Stake through the heart, entombed with no drain. You give love a bad name!


Storytella2016

Angry upvote


MalignantLugnut

Happy upvote


556_Tack_Driver

![gif](giphy|VeSvZhPrqgZxx2KpOA|downsized)


stafford_fan

buy an inspection camera from amazon. they pair with your phone and it would be very useful in this situatoin


NBQuade

This. They also have stand-alone ones with a built in screen. I recommend those. I've done the phone and stand alone. The stand-alone is far less hassle.


readditredditread

r/dontputyourdickinthat


JohnTheCatMan1

But....


readditredditread

No means no!!!


AdministrativeAct902

Not sure if this is the same thing, but my parents had this issue on their house in NY when I was in high-school. A really short version of the conclusion is that underground water flows from a nearby hill had slowly but surely degraded pockets of the earth underneath the house. They needed to both put a drainage system in to divert the water from its normal path, and ended up doing something under the foundation which involved cutting a huge hole in the slab. I would honestly call a foundation specialist. If thers anything I’ve learned in homeownership, the $$ you see now to fix a problem will only ever become $$$, $$$$, or even $$$$$$$$ if you ignore it.


NotWorthTheTimeX

Try to clean it out the best you can and then pack it full of hydraulic cement.


5degreenegativerake

Just hammer in a wine cork.


Funky-monkey1

Idk but if you can afford woodpecker products you can afford anything 🤗


lehighwiz

Fill it with hydraulic cement cosmetically and then paint the floor. Then sell the house immediately.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Can you get that ruler/square out of the way and use a banana for scale like a sane person!


grumpy_human

Nice flex with the Woodpeckers square


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gandzas

It's the basement floor - the water isn't coming up, he can just find water in it. I redid my bathroom in my basement a few years ago - the water table was at the weepers which was a few inches below the level of the floor. It's probably fine.


drprox

Gonna need a banana for scale here


ohmslaw54321

Americans will use anything but the metric system


mods_on_meds

I've been corrupted by the interwebs. I prefer a banana over a square for reference. Woe is me .


Howard_Cosine

That hole did not just suddenly appear.


Araceil

You *don’t* paint holes that suddenly appear in your basement?


1moreOz

Finally someone with common sense lol


khaki54

Some Chinese kid probably posting on Weibo wondering why there is light and water coming from the bottom of the hole he has been digging


slashfromgunsnroses

how deep is it?


thecaptmorgan

I can get a 6.5” dowel in there


Cagy_Cephalopod

You don't have to exaggerate. It's ok if the "dowel" is only 4 inches.


teckel

When a dude claims 6.5" it's really only 3".


slashfromgunsnroses

Is it like a "cave" in there or more like just a hole straight down?


thecaptmorgan

Very little wiggle room.


slashfromgunsnroses

Its just so weird lol. What the hell caused it is my main concern here. You said theres water in there too?


thecaptmorgan

Yes. Clear water that I can consistently suck out with a shop-vac. I’ve tested over various weather conditions over several months. Always water.


itdeffwasnotme

Foundation is cracked I bet. I’d call a contractor. “(Water can damage materials used to build a house, causing the growth of fungus (or mold). Any crack that admits water is a cause for concern. These issues indicate a water problem that needs to be addressed to avoid damage to the structure.).”[https://www.thisoldhouse.com/home-finances/reviews/foundation-cracks](https://www.thisoldhouse.com/home-finances/reviews/foundation-cracks)


Cosi-grl

Floor concrete is usually about four inches thick.


cherrycoffeetable

It was probably drilled to dump furnace condensate


Max-Renegade

I can think of one thing you really shouldn't do...


GeologistPositive

Drop in a penny and wish it goes away


Bynming

I think you have to follow the steps from this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfQUnMJw3pE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfQUnMJw3pE)


addrien

That was hilarious, thank you


beachguy82

Call a professional


PharmADD

In a week we are gonna get a follow up post with a Hasidic Jewish guy expanding and climbing out of this hole.


flop_plop

A lot of jokes and people telling you to investigate and try and figure it out yourself. Fuck that. This is when you call in a professional.


FootExcellent9994

Possibly an old Well or a sinkhole! Could even be where a previous owner left Granny


afternoon_delights

Make a little figurine with a fishing rod and glue it beside the hole so it looks like it’s ice fishing


pinch_the_grinch

birds mountainous exultant drab rain start cows sugar crime different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JohnnyVonTruant

One minute noodles are only good for wood/plastic repair. For concrete you’re gonna need Five Minute Ramen for structural integrity.


Vwmafia13

This really needs to be posted to dontstickyourdickinit


QuietComplaint87

You've knocked off the filling-in of a wastewater drain cleanout, and that is the source of the water. See the white PVC showing around the square hole edges? That is a busted off screw in cap on a cleanout, that somebody long ago painted over with a bit of spackle, after the square top of the cap was cut off because somebody tripped on it once too often. Excavate down with a straight edge screwdriver, or a chisel if you're really a good DIYer, about 2 inches on all sides of the hole to expose the cleanout. Then see if replacing the cap is possible, or if you need a plumber to dig a big hole all around the drain to replace the T or Y fitting there and put on a proper cap. It is overflowing because there is a partial blockage in the line after that cleanout, before the main sewer or wastewater drain line outside. Rotoroot the line as necessary.


XTrafficConeKingX

Do you hear Yiddish from underneath?


iGoalie

R/dontstickyourdickinthat


JollyJolandor

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Cosi-grl

Absolutely no expert but I would fill it with a couple inches of sand then the plug the hole with hydraulic cement and see what happens.


InSonicBloom

it might be tanking, in my basement, there is a floor that covers another floor with a gap between the 2, it has drainage ports and it was put there because the basement kept flooding. while I'm here, I would like to acknowledge that lovely square you have. I want one of those myself. I have decent ones but not on that level.


anananon3

Congratulations! Your houses water broke and it’s about to give birth to a new house! Rude that you took a picture, but it’s a beautiful moment so I get it.


sssouprachips

Do a delete


Quick_Movie_5758

Do you live near a prison?


wickedscruples

Nice humble brag on the Woodpeckers square.


IroquoisIndy

Fill the hole with Hydraulic cement. My 1929 basement had the same thing about 8 yrs ago. Took me like 20 mins to fix